achaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aur apni dekhi hai
kisi na dekh lia na toa wahi phela apni qabr khodaiga aur phir apan oper matti dal laiga.. coz itni khofnak shakal dekhna ka baad jab wo marayga toa uski deadbody bhe nahi dekh pahaygi aysi shakall.. isi liye.. huhhhhhh
khamakhay ma tea thandi kardi..
ab ya tumhara sar per rakhni paraygi taka phir sa garam hojahay...

iss mein itna shor machanay wali kia baat keh di thi hum nay


apnay sir per he rakh akr garam kar lien!
kyunk iss waqt tou app gussay mein tap rahay hein

 
 nice Queen
ya hoi na baat..
ok mic jata hai Beja ka hath ma
ap tumhari bari hai reply karo
lekin plzz jacket ko dor phenk do phela
wo kia hai ka interview leta howe humhara camera man kahi lurak na jahay

thx jee.......
app ka jacket khali hai......
kis ka interbiu chal raha hai......

stariz k khayal main aapka aor deja ka..

Acha tou woh khayaloon main
interview kar rahay hain

nahi itna drona khayalaat nahi atay humain


STARIZ LET ME REFRESH UR BRAIN:
Your brain will be refreshed in the next five
seconds.....
5.....
4.....
3.....
2.....
1.....
PLEASE WAIT LOADING.....
ERROR: No brain detected........


ye joke main ne 10000 baar parha hua hey...

 
   
   
 nice Queen
ya hoi na baat..
ok mic jata hai Beja ka hath ma
ap tumhari bari hai reply karo
lekin plzz jacket ko dor phenk do phela
wo kia hai ka interview leta howe humhara camera man kahi lurak na jahay

thx jee.......
app ka jacket khali hai......
kis ka interbiu chal raha hai......

stariz k khayal main aapka aor deja ka..

nahi hum apki jackets nahi pahenta
hum aur deja dono hi pak saf hai dawahiyon sa

hain... ye kya baat hey?

 
   
   
 Aap ko iss liye nazar nahi aaye
kyun k sab aap ko dekh kar dar k
bhag go jatay hain

bas..kudrat KHUDA ki
kabhi gharor nahin kia apni khoofsurti per


 
 
 
   
  
   
 aray segret nahi jalaya karo yaha per
hum sa kehti ho aur khud seggrat bata dia na
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
   
 barabar bula
khoof aur soorat

 
 
 
   
 aray segret nahi jalaya karo yaha per
hum sa kehti ho aur khud seggrat bata dia na
jalai nahin thi
burn ki thi
segreet nahin rakhni chahiye na
hamary stomach mein dard hota hai segreet rakhnay say
issliye hum nay dard ko mita dia

 
   
  
 nice Queen
ya hoi na baat..
ok mic jata hai Beja ka hath ma
ap tumhari bari hai reply karo
lekin plzz jacket ko dor phenk do phela
wo kia hai ka interview leta howe humhara camera man kahi lurak na jahay

thx jee.......
app ka jacket khali hai......
kis ka interbiu chal raha hai......

stariz k khayal main aapka aor deja ka..

Acha tou woh khayaloon main
interview kar rahay hain

nahi itna drona khayalaat nahi atay humain


achi baat hey nahi atay... shuker kerain k nahi aatay...

haan na
khowab ma ap nahi atay na
warna abhe hum qabr ma hota

nice Queen
ya hoi na baat..
ok mic jata hai Beja ka hath ma
ap tumhari bari hai reply karo
lekin plzz jacket ko dor phenk do phela
wo kia hai ka interview leta howe humhara camera man kahi lurak na jahay

thx jee.......
app ka jacket khali hai......
kis ka interbiu chal raha hai......

stariz k khayal main aapka aor deja ka..

Acha tou woh khayaloon main
interview kar rahay hain

nahi itna drona khayalaat nahi atay humain


STARIZ LET ME REFRESH UR BRAIN:
Your brain will be refreshed in the next five
seconds.....
5.....
4.....
3.....
2.....
1.....
PLEASE WAIT LOADING.....
ERROR: No brain detected........


ye joke main ne 10000 baar parha hua hey...

ab 10001 baar parh lain
konsa apka bill ana hai


 
 nice Queen
ya hoi na baat..
ok mic jata hai Beja ka hath ma
ap tumhari bari hai reply karo
lekin plzz jacket ko dor phenk do phela
wo kia hai ka interview leta howe humhara camera man kahi lurak na jahay

thx jee.......
app ka jacket khali hai......
kis ka interbiu chal raha hai......

hum jacket nahi pahenta
sirf kapra aur bassssss baki sab Doctor Sam pahenta hai
sardi ki RAAT THEE:
The night was dark,
the moon was high,
I stopped my car....
You wondered why?
I leant so close, You felt shy.
I uttered those three words....
I ......la....la...puncture !!



hum raat ma bahir nahi nikalta
wo kia ha ka humhari Amma'B kehti hai ka raat ka waqt churailain(witches) phir rahi hoti hai

 
   
 
 
   
   
   
 nice Queen
ya hoi na baat..
ok mic jata hai Beja ka hath ma
ap tumhari bari hai reply karo
lekin plzz jacket ko dor phenk do phela
wo kia hai ka interview leta howe humhara camera man kahi lurak na jahay

thx jee.......
app ka jacket khali hai......
kis ka interbiu chal raha hai......

stariz k khayal main aapka aor deja ka..

Acha tou woh khayaloon main
interview kar rahay hain

nahi itna drona khayalaat nahi atay humain


STARIZ LET ME REFRESH UR BRAIN:
Your brain will be refreshed in the next five
seconds.....
5.....
4.....
3.....
2.....
1.....
PLEASE WAIT LOADING.....
ERROR: No brain detected........


queen tum bhe na bassssssss
tum na refresh karna ka liye machine dil ki jaga per lagai thi isi liye usko brain nahi mila waha per

hona wohi jo humhara ADI bhai jaan hai

yani aqalbandddddddd

 
 
 
   
 
 
   
   
 nice Queen
ya hoi na baat..
ok mic jata hai Beja ka hath ma
ap tumhari bari hai reply karo
lekin plzz jacket ko dor phenk do phela
wo kia hai ka interview leta howe humhara camera man kahi lurak na jahay

thx jee.......
app ka jacket khali hai......
kis ka interbiu chal raha hai......

stariz k khayal main aapka aor deja ka..

Acha tou woh khayaloon main
interview kar rahay hain

nahi itna drona khayalaat nahi atay humain


STARIZ LET ME REFRESH UR BRAIN:
Your brain will be refreshed in the next five
seconds.....
5.....
4.....
3.....
2.....
1.....
PLEASE WAIT LOADING.....
ERROR: No brain detected........


ye joke main ne 10000 baar parha hua hey...

ab 10001 baar parh lain
konsa apka bill ana hai


demagh ka bill aa sakta hey...
 
 
 
   
   
   
   
 
 
   
  
 
 
   
  
   
  
  
  
   
 iss mein itna hansnay wali kia baat hai
 
 
 
   
  
 pehla kaun sa bachay hue hein

 
  
 
 
   
  
   
   
  
 doctors ko agar knowledge ki zaroorat na ho to.
kafi khatarnaak nateeja nikal sakta hey iska...
 DOC BILLA SAY KHATARNAK AUR KIYA HO SAKTA HAI.....
 DOC BILLA SAY KHATARNAK AUR KIYA HO SAKTA HAI.....  
   
 iss mein itna hansnay wali kia baat hai
Kis nay kaha k hansnay k liye
baat ka hona zarori hai


 
   
   
   
  
 
 
 
 
   
  .........
......... 
 doctors ko agar knowledge ki zaroorat na ho to.
kafi khatarnaak nateeja nikal sakta hey iska...
DOC BILLA SAY KHATARNAK AUR KIYA HO SAKTA HAI.....


 
  