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kash_beauty:
queeni..hum zara phulan-devi ban rahay thay na
practice tou karni hai na kisi per

RAJA ji gayab hein..tou socha kisi or ki bezati kharab kar lien


ohhhh good......

karo karo humara kon sa bill ANNA HAI.....

Posted on 4/27/2005 6:15:46 PM

wohi tou

bill aaya bhi tou kisi or say pay karwa dein gay

Posted on 4/27/2005 8:31:16 PM

DejaVu077:
.........

Posted on 4/27/2005 8:32:27 PM

kash_beauty:
stariz:
aray segret nahi jalaya karo yaha per
hum sa kehti ho aur khud seggrat bata dia na


jalai nahin thi
burn ki thi

segreet nahin rakhni chahiye na
hamary stomach mein dard hota hai segreet rakhnay say

issliye hum nay dard ko mita dia



ahenda sa tumhara stomach hi gaib kardenga
na rahayga stomach na hoga dard

Posted on 4/27/2005 10:04:09 PM

Doctor Sam:
stariz:
Doctor Sam:
stariz:
DejaVu077:
Doctor Sam:
Queen of jb:
stariz:
nice Queen
ya hoi na baat..

ok mic jata hai Beja ka hath ma
ap tumhari bari hai reply karo
lekin plzz jacket ko dor phenk do phela
wo kia hai ka interview leta howe humhara camera man kahi lurak na jahay


thx jee.......
app ka jacket khali hai......

kis ka interbiu chal raha hai......


stariz k khayal main aapka aor deja ka..



Acha tou woh khayaloon main

interview kar rahay hain



nahi itna drona khayalaat nahi atay humain


achi baat hey nahi atay... shuker kerain k nahi aatay...



haan na
khowab ma ap nahi atay na
warna abhe hum qabr ma hota



Humain kama az kam aap k khwab main aanay ki zaroorat nahi hey...

aor hum ne khayalaat ki baat ki thi... khwabon ki nahi...



apko toa sira sa khowab hi nahi atay
jis din ahay toa kahi ap lurak hi na jahain

Posted on 4/27/2005 10:04:51 PM

Doctor Sam:
stariz:
Doctor Sam:
Queen of jb:
stariz:
DejaVu077:
Doctor Sam:
Queen of jb:
stariz:
nice Queen
ya hoi na baat..

ok mic jata hai Beja ka hath ma
ap tumhari bari hai reply karo
lekin plzz jacket ko dor phenk do phela
wo kia hai ka interview leta howe humhara camera man kahi lurak na jahay


thx jee.......
app ka jacket khali hai......

kis ka interbiu chal raha hai......


stariz k khayal main aapka aor deja ka..



Acha tou woh khayaloon main

interview kar rahay hain



nahi itna drona khayalaat nahi atay humain



STARIZ LET ME REFRESH UR BRAIN:


Your brain will be refreshed in the next five
seconds.....

5.....


4.....


3.....


2.....


1.....


PLEASE WAIT LOADING.....


ERROR: No brain detected........


ye joke main ne 10000 baar parha hua hey...



ab 10001 baar parh lain
konsa apka bill ana hai


demagh ka bill aa sakta hey...



apki 'demagh' naam ki line kaat di gai thi
isi liye bill nahi nahi ahayga
befikar rahain ap

Posted on 4/27/2005 10:06:54 PM

Queen of jb:
stariz:
Queen of jb:
stariz:
Queen of jb:
stariz:
nice Queen
ya hoi na baat..

ok mic jata hai Beja ka hath ma
ap tumhari bari hai reply karo
lekin plzz jacket ko dor phenk do phela
wo kia hai ka interview leta howe humhara camera man kahi lurak na jahay


thx jee.......
app ka jacket khali hai......

kis ka interbiu chal raha hai......


hum jacket nahi pahenta
sirf kapra aur bassssss baki sab Doctor Sam pahenta hai


sardi ki RAAT THEE:

The night was dark,
the moon was high,
I stopped my car....
You wondered why?
I leant so close, You felt shy.
I uttered those three words....
I ......la....la...puncture !!






hum raat ma bahir nahi nikalta
wo kia ha ka humhari Amma'B kehti hai ka raat ka waqt churailain(witches) phir rahi hoti hai


BHOOT TU AUR LATE NIGHT NIKALTE HAIN YAQEEN NAHI ATTA TU MIRROR MAIN DEKH LAIN NA KABHI RAAT KO...


aur wese bhi achay bachay na tu raat ko bahir nikalte hain .....aur na hi baron ki baat ko taltay hain.............



hum mirror raktay hi nahi hai
ya toa app ka department hai bar bar dekhna

i know hum achay bachay hain
batana ki zarorat nahi hain

Posted on 4/27/2005 10:07:51 PM

Queen of jb:
stariz:
Queen of jb:
stariz:
DejaVu077:
Doctor Sam:
Queen of jb:
stariz:
nice Queen
ya hoi na baat..

ok mic jata hai Beja ka hath ma
ap tumhari bari hai reply karo
lekin plzz jacket ko dor phenk do phela
wo kia hai ka interview leta howe humhara camera man kahi lurak na jahay


thx jee.......
app ka jacket khali hai......

kis ka interbiu chal raha hai......


stariz k khayal main aapka aor deja ka..



Acha tou woh khayaloon main

interview kar rahay hain



nahi itna drona khayalaat nahi atay humain



STARIZ LET ME REFRESH UR BRAIN:


Your brain will be refreshed in the next five
seconds.....

5.....


4.....


3.....


2.....


1.....


PLEASE WAIT LOADING.....


ERROR: No brain detected........



queen tum bhe na bassssssss

tum na refresh karna ka liye machine dil ki jaga per lagai thi isi liye usko brain nahi mila waha per

hona wohi jo humhara ADI bhai jaan hai
yani aqalbandddddddd



lagai tu hum nay brain main hi thee ...
magar humein kiya pata app ki (AQAL+BARAIN) takhno main hai............


hum tu app ko aik normal insaan samjhay thay.....



nahi ap jaisa haal nahi hai humhara


hum tu app ko aik normal insaan samjhay thay..... <-- app bilkul sahi samjhti hain

Posted on 4/27/2005 10:10:34 PM

Queen of jb:
Doctor Sam:
stariz:
Doctor Sam:
Queen of jb:
stariz:
DejaVu077:
Doctor Sam:
Queen of jb:
stariz:
nice Queen
ya hoi na baat..

ok mic jata hai Beja ka hath ma
ap tumhari bari hai reply karo
lekin plzz jacket ko dor phenk do phela
wo kia hai ka interview leta howe humhara camera man kahi lurak na jahay


thx jee.......
app ka jacket khali hai......

kis ka interbiu chal raha hai......


stariz k khayal main aapka aor deja ka..



Acha tou woh khayaloon main

interview kar rahay hain



nahi itna drona khayalaat nahi atay humain



STARIZ LET ME REFRESH UR BRAIN:


Your brain will be refreshed in the next five
seconds.....

5.....


4.....


3.....


2.....


1.....


PLEASE WAIT LOADING.....


ERROR: No brain detected........


ye joke main ne 10000 baar parha hua hey...



ab 10001 baar parh lain
konsa apka bill ana hai


demagh ka bill aa sakta hey...



demagh ka bill anna tu achi baat hai iss say Knowledge barti hai.......
magar app kiya karain gay Knowledge ka....

doc logon ko zarorat nahi hotti....




Posted on 4/27/2005 10:11:09 PM

Doctor Sam:
doctors ko agar knowledge ki zaroorat na ho to.

kafi khatarnaak nateeja nikal sakta hey iska...



apka nateeja nikal chuka hai
8 mai sa 10 papers mai ap fail ho
jahain ja kar parhain

Posted on 4/27/2005 10:11:49 PM


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Posted on 4/27/2005 10:32:09 PM


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Posted on 4/27/2005 10:45:09 PM

dolly bohot zor ki ankh marri hai.......

Posted on 4/28/2005 2:46:54 AM

stariz:

nahi ap jaisa haal nahi hai humhara


hum tu app ko aik normal insaan samjhay thay..... <-- app bilkul sahi samjhti hain



hum say bhi bura haal hai ........ nazar araha hai.........


nahi kabhi kabhi GALAT FEHMI HO JAATI hai ....
tumhara kasor nahi hai........



Posted on 4/28/2005 2:52:34 AM

Queen of jb:
dolly bohot zor ki ankh marri hai.......



Lagta hai nikal kar mari hai

Posted on 4/28/2005 12:51:33 PM

DejaVu077:
Queen of jb:
dolly bohot zor ki ankh marri hai.......



Lagta hai nikal kar mari hai



mari nahi thi
post ki thi

Posted on 4/28/2005 1:01:31 PM

koi baat nahi stariz kabhi kabhi hotta hai......

Posted on 4/28/2005 3:02:55 PM


Posted on 4/29/2005 12:16:39 PM

Kia hua gee

Posted on 4/29/2005 12:48:28 PM

stariz:
ahenda sa tumhara stomach hi gaib kardenga
na rahayga stomach na hoga dard


app iss sazish mein kamiyab nahin ho saktay kabhi bhi

Posted on 4/29/2005 3:27:17 PM

Queen of jb:
koi baat nahi stariz kabhi kabhi hotta hai......



kabhe kabhe hota nahi kabhe kabhe khiyaal ata hai
kuch aysa hi tha

Posted on 4/30/2005 1:01:23 PM

King of jb:
es kay sath kubhi kubhi nahi balkay aker belkay daily basis per belkay every time hota hay

hun aram he kaka




barabar bolaaaaaaa
i mean barabar wala ko kia bol dia?
sun kar mar lagagi tum ko wo bhe humhara samna
ya kaysa bardast hoga ka dost pit raha hai aur hum kharay rah kar dekhain.... chalo hum clapping karta hain

Posted on 4/30/2005 1:02:25 PM

DejaVu077:
Kia hua gee



jis din apna bula hoga tu os din gee

Posted on 4/30/2005 1:02:45 PM

kash_beauty:
stariz:
ahenda sa tumhara stomach hi gaib kardenga
na rahayga stomach na hoga dard


app iss sazish mein kamiyab nahin ho saktay kabhi bhi



lo kar lo gal
sazish mai bhe kamiyah hogahay aur tumhara stomach bhe gaib hai yaqeen nahi ata toa check karlo

Posted on 4/30/2005 1:04:16 PM

tyme nahin hai chk karnay ka

Posted on 4/30/2005 9:30:03 PM

stomach bhe nahi hai ab tu tyme hi tyme hai

Posted on 4/30/2005 10:16:28 PM

kis nay yeh jhooti khabar day di app ko

Posted on 5/1/2005 2:04:03 PM

unhon ne khud hi khud ko di hogi..


Posted on 5/1/2005 4:36:45 PM