queeni..hum zara phulan-devi ban rahay thay na
practice tou karni hai na kisi per
RAJA ji gayab hein..tou socha kisi or ki bezati kharab kar lien

 
 
 
   
   
  
   
 
 
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  aray segret nahi jalaya karo yaha per
hum sa kehti ho aur khud seggrat bata dia na
jalai nahin thi
burn ki thi
segreet nahin rakhni chahiye na
hamary stomach mein dard hota hai segreet rakhnay say
issliye hum nay dard ko mita dia

 
   
   
 nice Queen
ya hoi na baat..
ok mic jata hai Beja ka hath ma
ap tumhari bari hai reply karo
lekin plzz jacket ko dor phenk do phela
wo kia hai ka interview leta howe humhara camera man kahi lurak na jahay

thx jee.......
app ka jacket khali hai......
kis ka interbiu chal raha hai......

stariz k khayal main aapka aor deja ka..

Acha tou woh khayaloon main
interview kar rahay hain

nahi itna drona khayalaat nahi atay humain


achi baat hey nahi atay... shuker kerain k nahi aatay...

haan na
khowab ma ap nahi atay na
warna abhe hum qabr ma hota

Humain kama az kam aap k khwab main aanay ki zaroorat nahi hey...
aor hum ne khayalaat ki baat ki thi... khwabon ki nahi...
 
   
   
 nice Queen
ya hoi na baat..
ok mic jata hai Beja ka hath ma
ap tumhari bari hai reply karo
lekin plzz jacket ko dor phenk do phela
wo kia hai ka interview leta howe humhara camera man kahi lurak na jahay

thx jee.......
app ka jacket khali hai......
kis ka interbiu chal raha hai......

stariz k khayal main aapka aor deja ka..

Acha tou woh khayaloon main
interview kar rahay hain

nahi itna drona khayalaat nahi atay humain


STARIZ LET ME REFRESH UR BRAIN:
Your brain will be refreshed in the next five
seconds.....
5.....
4.....
3.....
2.....
1.....
PLEASE WAIT LOADING.....
ERROR: No brain detected........


ye joke main ne 10000 baar parha hua hey...

ab 10001 baar parh lain
konsa apka bill ana hai


demagh ka bill aa sakta hey...
 
   
   
 nice Queen
ya hoi na baat..
ok mic jata hai Beja ka hath ma
ap tumhari bari hai reply karo
lekin plzz jacket ko dor phenk do phela
wo kia hai ka interview leta howe humhara camera man kahi lurak na jahay

thx jee.......
app ka jacket khali hai......
kis ka interbiu chal raha hai......

hum jacket nahi pahenta
sirf kapra aur bassssss baki sab Doctor Sam pahenta hai
sardi ki RAAT THEE:
The night was dark,
the moon was high,
I stopped my car....
You wondered why?
I leant so close, You felt shy.
I uttered those three words....
I ......la....la...puncture !!



hum raat ma bahir nahi nikalta
wo kia ha ka humhari Amma'B kehti hai ka raat ka waqt churailain(witches) phir rahi hoti hai

BHOOT TU AUR LATE NIGHT NIKALTE HAIN YAQEEN NAHI ATTA TU MIRROR MAIN DEKH LAIN NA KABHI RAAT KO...

aur wese bhi achay bachay na tu raat ko bahir nikalte hain .....aur na hi baron ki baat ko taltay hain.............



 
   
 
 
   
   
 nice Queen
ya hoi na baat..
ok mic jata hai Beja ka hath ma
ap tumhari bari hai reply karo
lekin plzz jacket ko dor phenk do phela
wo kia hai ka interview leta howe humhara camera man kahi lurak na jahay

thx jee.......
app ka jacket khali hai......
kis ka interbiu chal raha hai......

stariz k khayal main aapka aor deja ka..

Acha tou woh khayaloon main
interview kar rahay hain

nahi itna drona khayalaat nahi atay humain


STARIZ LET ME REFRESH UR BRAIN:
Your brain will be refreshed in the next five
seconds.....
5.....
4.....
3.....
2.....
1.....
PLEASE WAIT LOADING.....
ERROR: No brain detected........


queen tum bhe na bassssssss
tum na refresh karna ka liye machine dil ki jaga per lagai thi isi liye usko brain nahi mila waha per

hona wohi jo humhara ADI bhai jaan hai

yani aqalbandddddddd

lagai tu hum nay brain main hi thee ...
magar humein kiya pata app ki (AQAL+BARAIN) takhno main hai............

hum tu app ko aik normal insaan samjhay thay.....


 
   
 
 
   
   
 nice Queen
ya hoi na baat..
ok mic jata hai Beja ka hath ma
ap tumhari bari hai reply karo
lekin plzz jacket ko dor phenk do phela
wo kia hai ka interview leta howe humhara camera man kahi lurak na jahay

thx jee.......
app ka jacket khali hai......
kis ka interbiu chal raha hai......

stariz k khayal main aapka aor deja ka..

Acha tou woh khayaloon main
interview kar rahay hain

nahi itna drona khayalaat nahi atay humain


STARIZ LET ME REFRESH UR BRAIN:
Your brain will be refreshed in the next five
seconds.....
5.....
4.....
3.....
2.....
1.....
PLEASE WAIT LOADING.....
ERROR: No brain detected........


ye joke main ne 10000 baar parha hua hey...

ab 10001 baar parh lain
konsa apka bill ana hai


demagh ka bill aa sakta hey...
demagh ka bill anna tu achi baat hai iss say Knowledge barti hai.......
magar app kiya karain gay Knowledge ka....




doc logon ko zarorat nahi hotti....

 
   
 doctors ko agar knowledge ki zaroorat na ho to.
kafi khatarnaak nateeja nikal sakta hey iska...
 
   
   
  
   
  
   
  
   
  
    
  
   
 
nahi ap jaisa haal nahi hai humhara

hum tu app ko aik normal insaan samjhay thay..... <-- app bilkul sahi samjhti hain


 nazar araha hai.........
 nazar araha hai.........  
 
 
 
 
   
 
 
   
   
 dolly bohot zor ki ankh marri hai.......

 
  
 dolly bohot zor ki ankh marri hai.......

Lagta hai nikal kar mari hai


 
  
  
   
  
 ahenda sa tumhara stomach hi gaib kardenga
na rahayga stomach na hoga dard


 
 koi baat nahi stariz kabhi kabhi hotta hai......
 
 es kay sath kubhi kubhi nahi balkay aker belkay daily basis per belkay every time hota hay
hun aram he kaka
 
 
 
 
 
   
   
 Kia hua gee
 
   
   
 ahenda sa tumhara stomach hi gaib kardenga
na rahayga stomach na hoga dard


app iss sazish mein kamiyab nahin ho saktay kabhi bhi
 
   
   
  
  
   
   
  
  
   
  