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ji nahi yahan koi luv story nahi chal rahe na mil rahe hai
yahan jokes hi milay gay
cf insan kabhi khud bi koi joke post kardehta hai
as a help
mai busy bi ho sakti hon
Posted on 9/15/2007 4:49:11 AM
Mujrim:
aap samjh jaao na
abey di juttiyan
waise bi ajkal meray dad guse mai rehtay hai
ab tum gaye
Posted on 9/15/2007 5:05:40 AM
Fairl_Girl:
ji nahi yahan koi luv story nahi chal rahe na mil rahe hai
yahan jokes hi milay gay
cf insan kabhi khud bi koi joke post kardehta hai
as a help
mai busy bi ho sakti hon



apni photo hi laga sakta hon as a joke
cuz aj kal apna hi mazak bana hua hai

Posted on 9/19/2007 2:58:42 AM


One day Sardar happened to see a marathon race.
"What the guys are doing" asked the sardar
" We are running a marathon. The winner will get prize" replied one
runner."Only the winner will get prize! Then why others are participating!!"
Exclaimed the Sardar
Posted on 9/19/2007 4:42:01 AM
cutefriend:
Fairl_Girl:
ji nahi yahan koi luv story nahi chal rahe na mil rahe hai
yahan jokes hi milay gay
cf insan kabhi khud bi koi joke post kardehta hai
as a help
mai busy bi ho sakti hon



apni photo hi laga sakta hon as a joke
cuz aj kal apna hi mazak bana hua hai



MAINE TO AISA KUCH NAHI KAHA PATA NAHI KYON AISE BAAT KAR RAHE HAI AP
Posted on 9/19/2007 4:45:31 AM
Fairl_Girl:
cutefriend:
Fairl_Girl:
ji nahi yahan koi luv story nahi chal rahe na mil rahe hai
yahan jokes hi milay gay
cf insan kabhi khud bi koi joke post kardehta hai
as a help
mai busy bi ho sakti hon



apni photo hi laga sakta hon as a joke
cuz aj kal apna hi mazak bana hua hai



MAINE TO AISA KUCH NAHI KAHA PATA NAHI KYON AISE BAAT KAR RAHE HAI AP


main ne kab kaha ke u ne esa kuch kaha

?????????????
main ne tu general baat ki hia ke jo aj kal merye sath ho raha hai
Posted on 9/20/2007 1:58:26 AM
Fairl_Girl:
Mujrim:
aap samjh jaao na
abey di juttiyan
waise bi ajkal meray dad guse mai rehtay hai
ab tum gaye


ghussa to mujhe bhi aata
par woh aapke dad hai to baat cheet karlooga warna kissi ke abba ko moo nai lagata mei j/k

so kab aao mei FG
Posted on 9/20/2007 11:14:40 PM

A software engineer was smoking.

A lady standing nearby said to him "can't you see the Warning, Smoking is injurious to health..!'.

He replied "We are bothered only about Errors, not Warnings !!"



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Waiter, 2 flies are drowned in my soup!

Waiter: Should I stop my work and train them how to swim.
Posted on 5/23/2008 4:56:25 AM
Questions



I'm not going back to school ever again

Why ever not?

The teacher doesn't know a thing, all she does is ask questions!



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Mother: How was your first day at school?

Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!

Posted on 5/23/2008 4:58:13 AM
nice 1s FG jee

n sry abt the last post in ths topic
Posted on 5/24/2008 4:27:30 PM
ITS OK THAT WAS FUN
Posted on 5/25/2008 2:48:16 AM
still im sry aapko bura laga shayad
Posted on 5/25/2008 7:00:06 PM
nice jokes.. esp first page per help desk waley
Posted on 5/25/2008 7:11:41 PM
thx u fragi bhai
Posted on 5/26/2008 4:09:09 AM
Mujrim:
still im sry aapko bura laga shayad
nahi
Posted on 5/26/2008 4:09:14 AM
thk hai thn sorry pulld bak

aaj se aap aunty FG jee
Posted on 5/26/2008 5:24:54 PM
nahi yara Anty ko asia nahi keh tahi
Posted on 5/28/2008 5:11:19 PM
YEH JOKE TUM DONO KE LIYE


Old Man-"putar ander se mere daant Le AA"

Pota-"par dada ji abhi roti to bani nahi"

Budda-- "o nahi putar roti nahi khani samne wali buddi nu smile deni a "
Posted on 5/31/2008 5:19:07 AM

Child: Mom is bar hum sare patakhe is shop se lein gey,

Mom : lekin beta ye to girls hostel hai,

Child: Papa to kahte hain k sari phul-jhadiyan yahi rahti hain.

BADMASH PAPA
Posted on 5/31/2008 5:20:06 AM

Ek ladke ko kya chahiye?

Ek ladki Jo pyar de,
Ek ladki Jo acha khana banaye,
Ek ladki Jo us ki khob khidmat kare,

Aur ye teeno larkiyan mil jul kar rahain.
Posted on 5/31/2008 5:20:56 AM
Ek Pathan ki behan ko daku utha kar Le gaye,

Sab NE kaha daku khatarnak hain khali haath mat jana behan ko bachane.

Pathan 2 kilo mithayi Le gaya.
Posted on 5/31/2008 5:35:25 AM

2008 ka faqir: baji bhoka hoon Allah k waste khana de do.

Baji: abhi khananahi bana, baad main aana.

Faqir: mera number Le lo, jab khana ban jaye to miscall kar dena.

Posted on 5/31/2008 5:47:34 AM
Neighbour to sardar: " Raat nu teri khirki khuli is, I enjoyed full scene u did with bhabhi".

Sardar: "Ban gaya na pagal, main to raat ghar par tha he nahi".
Posted on 5/31/2008 5:49:59 AM

Sardar looked himself in mirror and said:
Is ko kahain dekha hai. Then he said:

Oye yaad aya, ye to who he kamina hai Jo
Shaadi ki album main meri biwi k saath hai
Posted on 5/31/2008 5:52:34 AM
: Teacher:Tm late Q aye? student:Ammi Abbu lar rahy they
Teacher:wo lar rahy they tm late Q aye ho? student:kya
krta mera 1 Joota Ammi k pas tha or 1 Abbu k pas.;))
Posted on 6/19/2008 4:27:05 AM
Don ka intazaar 11 colleges ka ladikiya karti he lekin
DON ka aana mushkil hi nahi namunkin hai,
kyonki? DON
    
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10TH
FAIL HE…!!
Posted on 6/19/2008 4:28:02 AM

Height of Kanjoosi: Bania's house in fire,

He is gvng miss calls 2 Fire brigade
Posted on 6/19/2008 4:33:55 AM


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What makes a book bestseller?

A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl ..

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What happens when a lion roars thrice?
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Tom & Jerry cartoon begins!
Posted on 6/19/2008 4:39:28 AM
awesome collection
Posted on 6/19/2008 5:30:04 PM
thxxx
Posted on 6/23/2008 4:46:05 AM
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