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Teen Tracker:

SupidGuy:


Abhi 1:13 PM pe ek bank se call aai mujhe


CREDIT CARD ki PAYMENT ke liye!!!!!

Mobile pe number dekh kar mein ne soocha bank se CALL hai….abhi PAYMENT nahi karni yaar!!!!


Chal yaar Phone uthaa kar kah deta hoon ke ABDUL BASIT seat pe nahi hai....

Uss waqt mein JB pe posting bhi kar raha thaa!!!!! I was typing & cell phone was pressed between my left shoulder & ear.

Mein ne Call attend ki....
Mein ne poocha kaun???
Ek NASWAANI aawaz mouth piece se ubhree
Mein Sadia Baat kar rahi hoon….XYZ bank se!!!


Abdul Basit:-Ji kis se baat karni hai????
Sadia:-Ji Abdul Basit Sahab se baat karni hai…
Abdul Basit:-Ji voh seat pe nahi hein!!!! (I was thinking to bluff)
Sadia:-Ji aap kaun baat kar rahe hein????
Abdul Basit: - Ji mein unn ka colleague ABDUL BASIT baat kar raha hoon!!!! (Zubair kahte kahte mere munh se ABDUL BASIT nikal gaya)
Sadia:-Ji Tau ABDUL BASIT SAHAB aap kaise hein?????.....Sadia ne EK EK WORD khainch kar bola
Abdul Basit:-Ji mein theek hoon!!!!
Sadia:- ABDUL BASIT SAHAB Payment kab kar rahe hein???
Abdul Basit:-Jummay Ke Baad!!!!


I wasn’t intended to tell her that it’s me SPEAKING!!!!



Yeah JB pe posting ne mujhe marwa diya hai…………………………………….yeah Rehan aur Rapunzel ne mujhe phansa diya hai…..


Abhi bhi SADIA ki call aa rahi hai PAYMENT ke liye ……but Nah!!!!!!!!




Lolz
AB
ek kaam karo topi pahna do koi ek week tak main kal karoon ga subah kron ga



yaar already PAYMENT late hai...


ab tu BANK WALAY ek din ki bhi MUHLATT nahi de rahe hein!!!!!



Posted on 8/5/2008 6:34:54 PM



Rapunzel:
SupidGuy:

Rapunzel:
SupidGuy:

Ayesha:
Rapunzel:



lagta hai buhat zyada parhai ki hai jo chashma lag gaya hai



yaar CHASHAMAY aaj kal bohat SASSTAY hoay way hein!!!!!


lol




ahan tabhi tumhare pass aj kal nazar ate hain



Madam,


I dont use GLASSES & Sunglasses!!!!







ch ch ghareeb loog



jab AANKHOON se sahi se nazar aata hai tu kya zaroorat hai aise hi GLASSES lagane ki?????




ek Joke sunoo

ek shaikh left eye pe haath rakh ke gali mai chal rahe hote hein!!!

koi unn se poochta hai

shaikh sahab aankh pe haath kioon rakha hoa hai???

Shaikh Sahab!!! jab ek aankh se nazar aa raha hai tu doosri ki kya zaroorat hai???? ...





Posted on 8/5/2008 6:36:28 PM

ye dhuwan sa kahan se uththa hai

Posted on 8/5/2008 6:38:49 PM


Rapunzel:
SupidGuy:

Rapunzel:
SupidGuy:


Rapunzel:
cutefriend:
lolzzzzzz ....... hur galan diyan galan
sadia da suna ki hal wa




hain rapu ne

rapu esye hi pangye kerti hia

rapuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
auntyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy



hath jaoo hath jaooo




Abhi tak tum se tu koi PANGA nhi kiya mein ne Cf Uncle

Bach k rehna bilawajah muft mein mare jayo gay



CF aap ki Wasiyat aur aapki koi AAKHRI KHUWAASHISH????



hai tu please SMS kar dein!!!!!





waise SMS sahih lafz hai??
SMS=short message service tu jo hum receive karte hain wo tu simple msg hua na



Yeah Agree@SMS


abhi tak CF ka SMS nahi aaya!!!!



Kaheen???





shuker hai




Kaheen tum ne CF ko??????




Posted on 8/5/2008 6:40:51 PM


Rapunzel:
SupidGuy:

Rapunzel:
SupidGuy:

Rapunzel:
SupidGuy:

Rapunzel:
O my gosh isi lye kahte hain Jhoot k payo nhi hote

Aur ilzam hum masum behan bhai pe lagate ho yaani k aik tu choooooooooori uper se sena zoori Astaghfirullah


Sadia maro Isko cell se bahir nikal k



aap dono ki hi wajah se yeah BLUNDER hoa hai mujh se!!!!!!!




tu ghalti kis ki TUMHARIIIIIIIIII



what was the reason?????





Ghalti hamari nhi AP ki hai

REASON tumhari niyat mein be-imaani



Oh Bibi Ji....


meri ghalti nahi hai...


mein tu poori EMAANDAARI se jhoot bolne laga thaa!!!!!



lekin choooti si mistake ho gai....





Puuri EMAANDAARI se SACH bolte tu aise na hota Baba ji



SACH bank walay sunna nahi chahte!!!!



ab Bataoon mein kya karoon????

Posted on 8/5/2008 6:42:47 PM


Rapunzel:
SupidGuy:

Rapunzel:
SupidGuy:

Rapunzel:
Rehan M Din:

board wali post mai baray daway kar rahay thay na..




maun-zabani baatein



Barhkaoo Barhkaoo



aur aag ko Barhkaoo!!!!!






barkha unhein rahi hun shoolay tumhare kaan se kion nikal rhe hain



Good Shot!!!!



lol





thanks tu kahne se rahi



batane ki zaroorat nahi hai....


mujhe guzishtah kai saloon se pata hai....

Posted on 8/5/2008 6:43:58 PM

SupidGuy:




Kaheen tum ne CF ko??????





faltu ka time nhi mere pass

Posted on 8/5/2008 6:44:58 PM

SupidGuy:



SACH bank walay sunna nahi chahte!!!!



ab Bataoon mein kya karoon????



Bill pay kar do

Posted on 8/5/2008 6:45:10 PM


Rapunzel:
SupidGuy:




Urdu mai bhi istemaal karta hoon!!!!


English mai bhi istemaal karta hoon!!!!


Hindi mai bhi istemaal karta hoon!!!!



Talent ki koi ZUBAAN nahi hoti.....



issi liye tumki ZUBAAN hai.....






















Aik Achi BONGI maari hai Sg





haan ab tum ne tu yeahi kehna hai.....







Posted on 8/5/2008 6:46:14 PM


Rehan M Din:
SupidGuy:

~Fragi~:

mein tumharey account per auto debit lagwata hun


for GOD sake dont do this!!!!!

I'll clear all the DUES before 24th of this month!!!!!!



bas KARACHI se ho kar zara wapis aa jaoon!!!!



Allah reham karay KARACHI walon kay haal per...

kab jana hai....???



INSHALLAH 14th tak!!!!


Duaa karoo khair khairiyat se kaam ho jaye!!!!



Posted on 8/5/2008 6:47:38 PM

SupidGuy:



haan ab tum ne tu yeahi kehna hai.....








yahan kehne ko banta bi yehi tha

Posted on 8/5/2008 6:55:24 PM


Rapunzel:
Im So Sorry


NP

Posted on 8/5/2008 6:56:32 PM


Rapunzel:
shuker hai post wapis aa gyi


Aap bhi cheezian GHAAIB karte hein!!!!


lol



Posted on 8/5/2008 6:59:45 PM

SupidGuy:

Rapunzel:
Im So Sorry


NP


thnx

Posted on 8/5/2008 7:00:16 PM

SupidGuy:

Rapunzel:
shuker hai post wapis aa gyi


Aap bhi cheezian GHAAIB karte hein!!!!


lol




nhi mein ghaaib nhi karna chahti thi

Posted on 8/5/2008 7:00:59 PM


Rapunzel:
SupidGuy:

Rapunzel:
Ayesha:
Rapunzel:


Tum Dono __________ mein aik jaise ho




mujhay ab bhi samajh nahi aai



achi baat hai



Ayesha sab samujhti hai....



lol




lagta tu nahi



She is Senior Citizen!!!!








Posted on 8/5/2008 7:07:32 PM


Rapunzel:
SupidGuy:

Rapunzel:
SupidGuy:



Jo aapka Hukam!!!



lol






tabiyat theek hai Sg



Ji Tabiyat bilkul theek hai....



khairiyat poochne ke liye bohat bohat Shukriyah!!!!





























ya Allah



Ya ALLAH ham DONO pe reham karna!!!



Ameen Sum Ameen!!!!



Posted on 8/5/2008 7:08:59 PM


Rapunzel:
ye dhuwan sa kahan se uththa hai


Chaman Se!!!!!



Posted on 8/5/2008 7:10:06 PM


Rapunzel:
SupidGuy:




Kaheen tum ne CF ko??????





faltu ka time nhi mere pass



aap bohat MAKHOOLI hein!!!!


lol



Posted on 8/5/2008 7:10:49 PM

SupidGuy:




She is Senior Citizen!!!!









is mein uska kiya Kamaal hai??

Posted on 8/5/2008 7:11:50 PM


Rapunzel:
SupidGuy:



SACH bank walay sunna nahi chahte!!!!



ab Bataoon mein kya karoon????



Bill pay kar do



Dont give me ADVICES!!!



Gimme money!!!!



sab advice hi karte hein!!!!

Posted on 8/5/2008 7:11:58 PM

SupidGuy:

Rapunzel:

ya Allah



Ya ALLAH ham DONO pe reham karna!!!



Ameen Sum Ameen!!!!




Ameeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen SumAmeen

Posted on 8/5/2008 7:12:10 PM

SupidGuy:

Rapunzel:
ye dhuwan sa kahan se uththa hai


Chaman Se!!!!!




kis chaman se

Posted on 8/5/2008 7:12:19 PM

SupidGuy:

Rapunzel:
SupidGuy:




Kaheen tum ne CF ko??????





faltu ka time nhi mere pass



aap bohat MAKHOOLI hein!!!!


lol




nhi je apko GHALTFAHMI hai

Posted on 8/5/2008 7:12:40 PM



Rapunzel:
SupidGuy:



haan ab tum ne tu yeahi kehna hai.....








yahan kehne ko banta bi yehi tha



I knew...

Posted on 8/5/2008 7:13:25 PM


Rapunzel:
SupidGuy:

Rapunzel:
Im So Sorry


NP


thnx



Posted on 8/5/2008 7:13:59 PM

SupidGuy:

~Fragi~:
SupidGuy:

~Fragi~:
SupidGuy:

~Fragi~:
SupidGuy:


Abhi 1:13 PM pe ek bank se call aai mujhe


CREDIT CARD ki PAYMENT ke liye!!!!!

Mobile pe number dekh kar mein ne soocha bank se CALL hai….abhi PAYMENT nahi karni yaar!!!!


Chal yaar Phone uthaa kar kah deta hoon ke ABDUL BASIT seat pe nahi hai....

Uss waqt mein JB pe posting bhi kar raha thaa!!!!! I was typing & cell phone was pressed between my left shoulder & ear.

Mein ne Call attend ki....
Mein ne poocha kaun???
Ek NASWAANI aawaz mouth piece se ubhree
Mein Sadia Baat kar rahi hoon….XYZ bank se!!!


Abdul Basit:-Ji kis se baat karni hai????
Sadia:-Ji Abdul Basit Sahab se baat karni hai…
Abdul Basit:-Ji voh seat pe nahi hein!!!! (I was thinking to bluff)
Sadia:-Ji aap kaun baat kar rahe hein????
Abdul Basit: - Ji mein unn ka colleague ABDUL BASIT baat kar raha hoon!!!! (Zubair kahte kahte mere munh se ABDUL BASIT nikal gaya)
Sadia:-Ji Tau ABDUL BASIT SAHAB aap kaise hein?????.....Sadia ne EK EK WORD khainch kar bola
Abdul Basit:-Ji mein theek hoon!!!!
Sadia:- ABDUL BASIT SAHAB Payment kab kar rahe hein???
Abdul Basit:-Jummay Ke Baad!!!!


I wasn’t intended to tell her that it’s me SPEAKING!!!!



Yeah JB pe posting ne mujhe marwa diya hai…………………………………….yeah Rehan aur Rapunzel ne mujhe phansa diya hai…..


Abhi bhi SADIA ki call aa rahi hai PAYMENT ke liye ……but Nah!!!!!!!!





mein tumharey account per auto debit lagwata hun



for GOD sake dont do this!!!!!



I'll clear all the DUES before 24th of this month!!!!!!







bas KARACHI se ho kar zara wapis aa jaoon!!!!





chalo tum comit kartey ho tu theek hai

karachi kiya krney ja rahey ho ??? ??



Sair Sapatay!!!!!

ek doo zaroori kaam bhi hein!!!!!

last time May,2002 mai gya thaa KARACHI...





tabhi itna messy hoya hai sab kuch wahan per



Meri Waja se???




tumharey na janey kee waja sey

Posted on 8/5/2008 7:14:38 PM


Rapunzel:
SupidGuy:

Rapunzel:
shuker hai post wapis aa gyi


Aap bhi cheezian GHAAIB karte hein!!!!


lol




nhi mein ghaaib nhi karna chahti thi



tu phir kya karna chahti thien aap???? lol



Posted on 8/5/2008 7:14:51 PM

SupidGuy:


Rapunzel:
SupidGuy:



haan ab tum ne tu yeahi kehna hai.....








yahan kehne ko banta bi yehi tha



I knew...


Mahaan Loog

Posted on 8/5/2008 7:16:58 PM

SupidGuy:

Rapunzel:
SupidGuy:

Rapunzel:
Im So Sorry


NP


thnx





Posted on 8/5/2008 7:17:04 PM