She is Senior Citizen!!!!
is mein uska kiya Kamaal hai??
shuker hai post wapis aa gyi
Aap bhi cheezian GHAAIB karte hein!!!!
lol
nhi mein ghaaib nhi karna chahti thi
tu phir kya karna chahti thien aap???? lol
ya Allah
Ya ALLAH ham DONO pe reham karna!!!
Ameen Sum Ameen!!!!
Ameeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen SumAmeen
ye dhuwan sa kahan se uththa hai
Chaman Se!!!!!
kis chaman se
Kaheen tum ne CF ko??????
faltu ka time nhi mere pass
aap bohat MAKHOOLI hein!!!!
lol
nhi je apko GHALTFAHMI hai
Abhi 1:13 PM pe ek bank se call aai mujhe
CREDIT CARD ki PAYMENT ke liye!!!!!
Mobile pe number dekh kar mein ne soocha bank se CALL hai….abhi PAYMENT nahi karni yaar!!!!
Chal yaar Phone uthaa kar kah deta hoon ke ABDUL BASIT seat pe nahi hai....
Uss waqt mein JB pe posting bhi kar raha thaa!!!!! I was typing & cell phone was pressed between my left shoulder & ear.
Mein ne Call attend ki....
Mein ne poocha kaun???
Ek NASWAANI aawaz mouth piece se ubhree
Mein Sadia Baat kar rahi hoon….XYZ bank se!!!
Abdul Basit:-Ji kis se baat karni hai????
Sadia:-Ji Abdul Basit Sahab se baat karni hai…
Abdul Basit:-Ji voh seat pe nahi hein!!!! (I was thinking to bluff)
Sadia:-Ji aap kaun baat kar rahe hein????
Abdul Basit: - Ji mein unn ka colleague ABDUL BASIT baat kar raha hoon!!!! (Zubair kahte kahte mere munh se ABDUL BASIT nikal gaya)
Sadia:-Ji Tau ABDUL BASIT SAHAB aap kaise hein?????.....Sadia ne EK EK WORD khainch kar bola
Abdul Basit:-Ji mein theek hoon!!!!
Sadia:- ABDUL BASIT SAHAB Payment kab kar rahe hein???
Abdul Basit:-Jummay Ke Baad!!!!
I wasn’t intended to tell her that it’s me SPEAKING!!!!
Yeah JB pe posting ne mujhe marwa diya hai…………………………………….yeah Rehan aur Rapunzel ne mujhe phansa diya hai…..
Abhi bhi SADIA ki call aa rahi hai PAYMENT ke liye
mein tumharey account per auto debit lagwata hun
for GOD sake dont do this!!!!!
I'll clear all the DUES before 24th of this month!!!!!!
bas KARACHI se ho kar zara wapis aa jaoon!!!!
chalo tum comit kartey ho tu theek hai
karachi kiya krney ja rahey ho ??? ??
Sair Sapatay!!!!!
ek doo zaroori kaam bhi hein!!!!!
last time May,2002 mai gya thaa KARACHI...
tabhi itna messy hoya hai sab kuch wahan per
Meri Waja se???
tumharey na janey kee waja sey
haan ab tum ne tu yeahi kehna hai.....
yahan kehne ko banta bi yehi tha
I knew...
Mahaan Loog
SACH bank walay sunna nahi chahte!!!!
ab Bataoon mein kya karoon????
Bill pay kar do
Dont give me ADVICES!!!
Gimme money!!!!
sab advice hi karte hein!!!!
She is Senior Citizen!!!!
is mein uska kiya Kamaal hai??
Oho
She is Married!!!
So, she is more Civilized & Cultured!!!!
at least ham dono se tau ziyadah hi RESPONSIBLE hai woh!!!!!
ye dhuwan sa kahan se uththa hai
Chaman Se!!!!!
kis chaman se
chaman se aa rahi hai Boy-e-Kabab
lagta hai kisi bulbul ka dil jala ho gi
I am telling you this Shair!!!
Second time!!!
Im So Sorry
NP
thnx
Kaheen tum ne CF ko??????
faltu ka time nhi mere pass
aap bohat MAKHOOLI hein!!!!
lol
nhi je apko GHALTFAHMI hai
mujhe hairat iss baat pe hai ke U ne spellings theek Hein!!!!!
Good Job!!!
haan ab tum ne tu yeahi kehna hai.....
yahan kehne ko banta bi yehi tha
I knew...
Mahaan Loog
Ji Nahi....
Aaj pe girift aur aane walay KALL pe Nazar!!!!
lol
shuker hai post wapis aa gyi
Aap bhi cheezian GHAAIB karte hein!!!!
lol
nhi mein ghaaib nhi karna chahti thi
tu phir kya karna chahti thien aap???? lol
EDIT
Im So Sorry
NP
thnx
mujhe inn SMILEYs se apne ek TEACHER yaad aa rahe hein!!!!
woh apne Students ko dekh kar SMILE karte thay!!!
jab Student bhi Reply mai SMILE karien tu woh TEACHER Students ko Munh Charhate hein!!!!
Zubaan Nikaal kar!!!!
shuker hai post wapis aa gyi
Aap bhi cheezian GHAAIB karte hein!!!!
lol
nhi mein ghaaib nhi karna chahti thi
tu phir kya karna chahti thien aap???? lol
EDIT
par kithoon????
beeemani
SACH bank walay sunna nahi chahte!!!!
ab Bataoon mein kya karoon????
Bill pay kar do
Dont give me ADVICES!!!
Gimme money!!!!
sab advice hi karte hein!!!!
kion k advice k paise nhi hote mere bhai
She is Senior Citizen!!!!
is mein uska kiya Kamaal hai??
Oho
She is Married!!!
So, she is more Civilized & Cultured!!!!
at least ham dono se tau ziyadah hi RESPONSIBLE hai woh!!!!!
mujhe yaqeen nhi aa rha
nhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
ye jhoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooot hai
She is Senior Citizen!!!!
is mein uska kiya Kamaal hai??
Oho
She is Married!!!
So, she is more Civilized & Cultured!!!!
at least ham dono se tau ziyadah hi RESPONSIBLE hai woh!!!!!
mujhe yaqeen nhi aa rha
nhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
ye jhoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooot hai
ek dinn mein bhi BOHAT RESPONSIBLE ho jaoon ga!!!!
karachi mera fvt city
14 years wahan guzarney k baad zindagi mein janat b wohi lagti ahi
ye dhuwan sa kahan se uththa hai
Chaman Se!!!!!
kis chaman se
chaman se aa rahi hai Boy-e-Kabab
lagta hai kisi bulbul ka dil jala ho gi
I am telling you this Shair!!!
Second time!!!
mein ne tu pehli martaba suna(parha) hai
Kaheen tum ne CF ko??????
faltu ka time nhi mere pass
aap bohat MAKHOOLI hein!!!!
lol
nhi je apko GHALTFAHMI hai
mujhe hairat iss baat pe hai ke U ne spellings theek Hein!!!!!
Good Job!!!
Very FUNNY jee
might be u dont remember!!!
i'll give the link of previous one
someday!!!
Very FUNNY jee
yeah
it is!!!
haan ab tum ne tu yeahi kehna hai.....
yahan kehne ko banta bi yehi tha
I knew...
Mahaan Loog
Ji Nahi....
Aaj pe girift aur aane walay KALL pe Nazar!!!!
lol
kya nazar hai
