ArZ KIyA HaI



Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho..

itna kaatil kaise sharma lete ho..

kitni aasani se JAAN le lete ho..

kisine sikhaya hai ya bachpan se hi kamine ho!!





Arz kiya hai, Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge,

Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge,

Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge,

Ghanti bajainge aur bhaag jayenge !





Aahat si koi aye to lagta hai ki tum ho.

Hawa koi lehrayi to lagta hai ki tum ho.

Ab tum hi batao, kya tum kisi BHOOT se kam ho ?





Maine poocha chand se...

Kabhi dekha hai mere yaar sa hasin.....

Chand bola.... 12036 entries found !





Arz kiya hai, Door se dekha to sntra tha,

pass jake dekha to sntra tha,

chil ke dekha to bhi sntra tha,

Khake dekha to bhi sntra tha. Wah kya sntra tha !





Jise dil diya woh dilli chali gayi,

jise pyaar kiya woh Italy chali gayi.

Khudkhushi karne chala,

Zalim bijali ko haath lagaya, Bijali hi chali gayi.



Macchar ne jo kata...

dil main mere junoon tha.

Khujli hui itni...

dil be sukoon tha.

Pakada to chod diya yeh soch kar ki....

sale ki ragon main apna hi khoon tha!





Khuda kare tera mobile kho jaye.

Mile mujhe aur mera ho jaye.

Karu SMS ladkion ko naam tera aae.

Maar tujhe pade aur kaleja mera thanda ho jae.





Ikhtiyarre tabbasum ki lau ko tarranume numayish se aghaa dena...

Jo iska matlab samajh aaye to please mujhe bhi bata dena.....





Aaj didar, kal yaar, parso pyar,

phir ekrar, aur phir-intzar, phir-takrar,

phir-darar, saari mehnat-bekar, aur akhir mein-Ek aur devdas at beer bar !





Tohar chehra moti ke saman,

Tohar chehra moti ke saman,

Tohar chehra moti ke saman,

Tohar chehra moti ke saman,

Moti hamar kutte ka naam !





Kash tumhare chere pe chicken-pox ke daag hote,

Kash tumhare chere pe chicken-pox ke daag hote,

chand to tum ho hi, sitare bhi saath hote!!





Suraj Hua Madham ,

chand bhi chalne laga,

mein thehra raha, zamin chalne lagi,

sajna kya yehi pyaar hai ??

Nalayak, yeh pyar nahi EARTHQUAKE hai ! BHAAG !





Osama Bin Laden's favourite song :

" mainnikla, plane leke, o raste mein,

newyork mein, ik mod ayamein W.T.C. tod aaya... "





Jab Jab tum angdai lete ho dam hamara nikal jata hai.

Aye Jalim Deodrant lagane me tumhara kya jata hai ?!





unki gali se guzar rahe the kya ittefaq tha,

unki gali se guzar rahe the kya ittefaq tha,

unhoon ne phool phainka par gamla bhi saath tha !