$$$$$ ARZ KYA HAI $$$$$

Dharti so rahi hai,
Aasman ro raha hai
Dharti so rahi hai,
Aasman ro raha hai
Nonsense! yeh sab kya ho raha hai?
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Kaaash ke tere chehre par Chickenpox ke daag hote.....
Kaaash ke tere chehre par chickenpox ke daag hote.....
Chand to tu hai hi ...sitaare bhee saaath hote !!!
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Duniya Se Jo Darre, Usse Kaayar Kehte Hain,
Duniya Jisse Darre, Usse Shaayar Kehte Hain,
Biwi Se Jo Darre, Usse Shohar Kehte Hain. ****************************************

Jise dil diya woh delhi chali gayi..
Jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi...
Dil ne kaha khudkushi kar le zalim...
Bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi...(manhoos)
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Ladki boli:
Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi,
Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi,
Mohabbat ek se hoti hai, hazaaron se nahi.

Ladka bola :
Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga,
Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga,
Mohabbat agar ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga.
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Posted on 5/26/2004 4:00:13 PM

Gum woh cheez hai ...
Gum woh cheez hai ...
jisse paper chipkaya jaata hai . (wah wah wah wah )
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Tum aa gaye ho,Noor aa gaya hai
Chalo teeno picture chalen.....
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Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan
Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan
Lifebouy hai jahan, tandurusti hai wahan
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Before Marrige :-
takdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti
tajmahal banana chahata hoon
lekin mumtaz nahi milti
After Marriage :-
takdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti
tajmahal banana chahata hoon
lekin mumtaz nahi marti
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Neil Armstrong Chand par Gaya aur Farmaya
Ye Saala, Idhar hawa kyon nahin ayaa.
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Maine tujhse pyar kiya, tere baap ne mujhe pita
Maine tujhse pyar kiya, tere baap ne mujhe pita
Sin theta by cos theta is equal to tan theta
wah wah wah wah wah..... ****************************************

Kutta ban gaya hoon tere pyaar main
yakeen nahin aata to suno...Bhow..bhow..bhow

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Maine tujhe pyar kiya, saraswati samajh kar
Tere baap ne mujhe pita, agarbattti samajh kar

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Chai mai patti nahi to chai ka kya maza .
Chai mai pati nahi to chai ka kya maza.
Collage mai ladki nahi to padna ka kya maza .
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Aaakhain Taras Gaye Tumhara Khyal Aa Gaya
Ab To Chehra Dikha Do, Naya Saal Aaa Gaya ****************************************

Jahaan Gaaye The Khushiyon Ke Taraane
Muqaddar Dekhiye Roye Wahiin Par
Hue Masjid Se Gum Juute Hamaare
JahaaN Se Paaye The, Khoye Wahiin Par. ****************************************

Humse Kya Khata Hui Ki Mail Aanna Band Hai.......
Aap hi humse naraz hain ya Mail Server band Hai........ ****************************************

Pyar mein kitne ghar doob gaye yaaron..
Pyar mein kitne ghar doob gaye yaaron..
Pyar mein pandrah-bees ghar doob gaye yaaron..
(wah,wah,wah, wah....... taaliyaaan) ****************************************

kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai
kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai ......
ke kyon kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai?? **************************************** &n bsp; Maine tujhe sau-sau khat likhe,
tune kisi ka bhi jawab nahi diya;
kahin tere dil mein raddi ki tokri to nahi? ****************************************

Woh chham chham karke aayee
Aur chham chham karke chalee gayee
Main sindoor ka dibba lekar khada raha
Woh Rakhee bandh ke chalee gayee... ****************************************

Kar diya izhare-ishq hamne telephone par,
laakh rupaye ki bat thi,
do rupaye main ho gayee (wah wah) ****************************************

shairi to aati nahi shayar banne chale
shairi to aati nahi shayar banne chale
sar pe baal nahi amitabh bachan banne chale ****************************************

Khuda se Scooter manga.. Car di
Apartment manga.. bangla diya;
dost manga to tumhain diya..
Khuda ne is bar aisa zulm kyoun & nbsp;

Posted on 5/26/2004 4:01:37 PM

Apni Zouja kay Taruf main kaha aik shaks nay
Dil say in ka mutarf hoon main zabani hi sahi
Chaye bhi achi banati hayn meri begam magar
Moo bananay main to in ka koi saani hi nahi

Jab say Aienak lagi nazroon wali
Zehar lagnay lagi hay ghar wali

Hay mezbaani ka ye takaza, kay aaye mehmaan to muskura do
Magar tabiyat ye chahti hay galay milo or gala daba do

Agar gussa hi karna hay to gussa is kadar karlo
Tumhara moon jidhar hay peeth bhi apni udhar karlo

Posted on 5/28/2004 2:04:42 PM

Guest_005

old one...

Posted on 5/30/2004 2:29:42 PM

~~ROSH@NI~~

Posted on 5/30/2004 6:22:19 PM

BAZAHIR WO MERA KHAYAL KARTI HAI
JHOOT BOLTI HAI MAGAR KAMAL KARTI HAI

DIL HAI MERA LOSE ISAY NA KARNA USE
AGHAR HOGAYA FUSE TUMHAI PARANGAY SHOES

APPLE KAT'TA HO KNIFE SE
PANI PITA HO PIPE SE
KIYA ZAMANA AGAYA HAi
JUTAI KHATA HO WIFE SE

HUM CHAHAIN AAP KO
AAP CHAHAIN KISI AUR KO
AAP JISAY CHAHAIN KHUDHA KARAY
WO CHAHAIN KISI AUR KO

TU SAWAL NAHI EK PHALI HAI
MERI MANZIL TU NAHI TARI SAHELI HAI TU
SHAMA HOTI MAIN PARWANA HOTA
NA TU COACHING JATI NA MAIN DIWANA HOTA

PYAR MAIN KISI NE DHOKHA KHAYA
TO KISI NE KSAM KHAI HAI
HUM WO MAJNOO HAI
JIS NE SIRF LAAT KHAI HAI

DUNIYA SE JO DARAY USAY KAHIL KHATE HAI
DUNIYA JIS SE DARAY USAY SHAIRE KHATE HAI

SHAIR CHARA SAMAJ KAR HAR GHADHA CHARNE LAGA
URDU ZABAN AATI NAHI SHAIRE KARNE LAGA

SHAMA RO RO KAY PARWANOO SE KHA RAHI HAI
MUJAI RUMAL LA DO MARI NAAK BHA RAHI HAI

HUM DIL KI THABHAI KA SAMAN NA KARANGAY
BUN JAINGAY DHULAY MAGAR HAAN NA KARANGAY

PANI AANAY KI BAAT KARTE HOO
DIL JALANE KI BAAT KARTE HOO
CHAr DIN SE MOO NAHI DHOIYA
UM NAHANE KI BAAT KARTE HOO

PHOOL KO MAT TORO KANTA LAG JAI GA
LARKI KO MAT CHAIRO CHANTA LAG JAI GA

Posted on 6/1/2004 12:49:48 PM

Gungat Mein Tujhe Dekha To Dewanna Hua,
Sangeet Ka Taraana Hua,
Shamaa Ka Parwana Hua,
Masti Kamastaana Hua,
Jaise Hi Gunghat Uthaya Is Duniya Se Ravana Hua

«ºôº» «ºôº» «ºôº» «ºôº» «ºôº» «ºôº» «ºôº» «ºôº» «ºôº»

Teri LOVELY EYES Ne
Mujpe Ek EFFECT Kiya Hai
Ki Meene Sabko REJECT Karke
Tujko SELECT Kiya Hai

«ºôº» «ºôº» «ºôº» «ºôº» «ºôº» «ºôº» «ºôº» «ºôº» «ºôº»

Ek Ladki Ko Dekha To Aisa Laga
Doosri Ladki Ko Dekha To Vaisa Laga
Jab Dono Ke Joote Lage...To Ek Jaisa Laga!!!

«ºôº» «ºôº» «ºôº» «ºôº» «ºôº» «ºôº» «ºôº» «ºôº» «ºôº»

Bewafa Tum Ho To Wafadaar Hum Bhi Nahi,
Besharam Tum Ho To Sharamdaar Hum Bhi Nahi,
Pyaar Ke Is Mode Par Aake Kehte Ho Shadishuda Ho
To Kya Hua Darling...Kunware Hum Bhi Nahin!

«ºôº» «ºôº» «ºôº» «ºôº» «ºôº» «ºôº» «ºôº» «ºôº» «ºôº»

Jo Ek Galti Karay Woh Anjan
Jo 2 Galti Karay Woh Nadan
Jo 3 Galti Karay Woh Shaitan
Jo Galtion Pay Galti Karay Woh Hindustan
Jo Har Galti Maaf Karay Woh Pakistan

«ºôº» «ºôº» «ºôº» «ºôº» «ºôº» «ºôº» «ºôº» «ºôº» «ºôº»

Woh Ladki Kitni Pyaari Thi, Jis Ko Aankh Maari Thi
Woh Sendal Kitni Bhaari Thi, Jo Us Ney Sar Per Maari Thi

«ºôº» «ºôº» «ºôº» «ºôº» «ºôº» «ºôº» «ºôº» «ºôº» «ºôº»

akabhi kehte the dost hamare ke
"jaan bhi maango to hazir hai",
Aaj apni bivi ko jaan kehte hai ,
aur maango to inkaar karte hain

«ºôº» «ºôº» «ºôº» «ºôº» «ºôº» «ºôº» «ºôº» «ºôº» «ºôº»

tere der pe sanam hazar baar ayengey,
tere der pe sanam hazar baar ayengey,
Ghanti bajayengey aur bhaag jayengey

«ºôº» «ºôº» «ºôº» «ºôº» «ºôº» «ºôº» «ºôº» «ºôº» «ºôº»

Zamane ke dar se teri tasweer toilet mein chupai rakhi hai!
dedar ho tera bar bar isliye julab ki goli kha rakhi hai

«ºôº» «ºôº» «ºôº» «ºôº» «ºôº» «ºôº» «ºôº» «ºôº» «ºôº»

Durakht ke paymane pe chilman E husn ka furkat se sharmana...
Durakht ke paymane pe chilman E husn ka furkat se sharmana...
Ye line samajh me aaye to mujhe zaroor batana

Posted on 6/3/2004 3:12:59 PM

friend_16

Gungat Mein Tujhe Dekha To Dewanna Hua,
Sangeet Ka Taraana Hua,
Shamaa Ka Parwana Hua,
Masti Kamastaana Hua,
Jaise Hi Gunghat Uthaya Is Duniya Se Ravana Hua

.. bechara..

Ek Ladki Ko Dekha To Aisa Laga
Doosri Ladki Ko Dekha To Vaisa Laga
Jab Dono Ke Joote Lage...To Ek Jaisa Laga!!!

Good ones queeny!!

Posted on 6/4/2004 1:38:01 PM

Posted on 6/5/2004 3:52:02 PM

Apne chehare se ruswaai ka error to hatao
Ai jaaneman apne dil ka password to batao

Woh to hum hain jo aap ki chahat dil main rakhte hain
Warna aap jaise kitney hi softwares bazaar main bikte hain

Roz raat ko aap mere sapne main aate ho
Mere pyar ko mouse bana ke ungaliyon pe nachaate ho

Tere pyar ka email mere dil ko Lubhataa hai
Par beech main tere baap ka virus aataa hai

Posted on 6/7/2004 4:11:41 PM

Log kehtay hain kayamat kay din marr jaeen gay
Hum bhi bohot chalaak hai,mangi thallay war jaeen gay

Wo ankh bari pyaari thi jo hum nay usay mari thi
Wo sandle bari bhari thi jo us nay hamay mari thi

Mera dil para hai loose Is ko matt karo tum use
Warna parain gay tum ko shoes

"Sahib Zaday kiya karte hain" Larki Waloon ne poocha
"Jab dekho farigh phirte hain ya tambako pite hain"
Larkay ki amman yeh bolin....kam kare us ki joti
"do bhai bhatta lete hain--abba khair se daku hain"

nakam muhabbat ka har eik dukh sehna..
.har haal main anjam se darte rehna
Qudrat ka barra anjam hai jaidi........
mehbooba ki olad ka "mamoon" kehna!

Rab na dikhaye
Tooba Tooba!
nanga pinda
nanga sina
bara kam33na
Dish Antena

Ishq main fanni kharabi...........Munqata hi ho geya saab silsila
Is tarha toota hai un se wasta....jis tarha T.V main toote rabta

Rat ka waqt hai or masjid hai qareeb
uthiye jaldi se ke peghame amal laya hoon
ghar main hain filhal jitne bhi purane jote
aap bhi jake badal lain main badal aya hoon

or bhi chizain lut chuki hain dil ke sath
yeh batayen doston ne ishq farmane ke baad
is liye kamre ki eik eik chiz check karta hoon main
" eik tere ane se pehle eik tere jane ke baad"

bhains rakhne ka takalluf hamse ho sakta nahin
ham ne sokhe doodh ka dabba jo hai rakha hua
ghar main rakhain ghair mehrm ko mulazim kis liye
kam karne ke liye abba jo hai rakha hua

Utha kar phool ki patti, nazaakat se masal daali
Ishaarey se kaha Hum dil "Aisa" haal kartey hain

dil karta hai keh uss kay nazook hontoon koo chuum loonnnnn
magar uss kee behteee hooyee naak nay meraa iradaa hee badal diyaaa

chandni chand se hogi to sitaroon ka kiya ho ga
mohabbat eik se hogi to hazaroon ga kiya ho ga

Posted on 6/12/2004 10:50:47 AM

Woh gori hai uski zulfen hain kali,
Wo Pari hai ya Pariyo ki Rani,
Uski har baat hai nirali,
Par kya karu yaaro wo larki kisi aur ne pata li!

Chaand ko garoor hai ki uske paas noor hai,
to kya hua....
Mujhe bhi garoor hai ki mera Dost Langoor hai!
ha ha ha ha!!!!

Har Karz dosti ka ada kon karega,
Jab hum na rahe to dosti kon karega,
ae khuda mere dosto ko salamat rakhna,
Warna meri shaadi mein dance kon karega??

Aahat si koi aye to lagta hai ki tum ho.
Hawa koi lehrayi to lagta hai ki tum ho.
Ab tum hi batao, kya tum kisi BHOOT se kam ho ?

Dabbay mein dabba...Dabbay mein Khargosh !
Larki ne ankh mari larka behosh !!!

Humne bhi pyar kiya tha zindgi main,badi joshh ke sath !
Humne bhi pyar kiya tha zindgi main,badi shhor ke sath !
Aab hum pyar karenge badi soch ke sath !
Kyon ki usey kal shaamko dekha kisi aur ke sath

Bewafa Tum Ho To Wafadaar Hum Bhi Nahi,
Besharam Tum Ho To Sharamdaar Hum Bhi Nahi,
Pyaar Ke Is Mode Par Aake Kehte Ho Shadi shuda Ho
To Kya Hua Darling...Kunware Hum Bhi Nahin!

Durakht ke paymane pe chilman E husn ka furkat se sharmana...
Durakht ke paymane pe chilman E husn ka furkat se sharmana...
Ye line samajh me aaye to mujhe zaroor batana

Posted on 6/12/2004 4:55:49 PM

again weldone

Posted on 6/12/2004 8:44:18 PM

thanx tarash

Kon kehta hai pyaar may pakray jaeen gay?
Waqt aanay per behen bhai ban jaeen gay

Teray husn ki kia taareef karoo?tera bander jaisa mu
Teri zulfo ki kia tareef karoo?teray ek ek baal pe joon

Mohabbat mujhay un jawano se hai
Jo khatay peetay gharano se hain

Aj bagh may kali hai, kal gulaab ho ga
Mujh se shadi karlo,tum ko sawab ho ga

Itnay dino se jalanay nahi aya
Jalti hui aag ko bujhanay nahi aya
Kehta tha saath jiyen gay saath marain gay
Ab rooth gai hoon to ullu ka patha mananay bhi nahi aya.

Ghar se roz jata hai wo, Maa ko bohot rulata hai wo
Kambakht baap, Sab ko hi satata hai wo

Hathi nay kaha ja kar hathni ki kabar per
Sadqay jaoo tumhari patli kamar per

Tum bhi becahara,hum bhi becahara
Fittay mu tumhara,fittay mu hamara

Hum nay usay dekha angle badal kar
Us nay hamay mara sandle badal kar

Dil kay armaa aanso'oo may bah gaye
Un kay bachay hamay mamu kah gaye

Hum nay tumhay dil diya dildar samajh kar
Tum kha gaye is ko naswaar samajh kar

Dabbay may dabba dabbay may khargosh
Nana nay aankh mari nani behosh

Khuda karay sab haseenaao ke baap mar jaeen
Maut ka bahana ho aur hum in kay ghar jaeen

Ishq kay samander main ghota lagaya
Pani both thanda tha main bahar nikal aya

Posted on 6/14/2004 2:34:36 PM

Hum nay usay dekha angle badal kar
Us nay hamay mara sandle badal kar

Posted on 6/14/2004 9:21:50 PM

Posted on 6/15/2004 10:57:17 AM

"Ziadtee"
Her phone per mein kehty hoon jaan tum itraatay bohat ho
Itratay tow bohat ho , dil ko bhaatay bhi bohat ho
Soochty hoon keh tum ko khaanay per invite keroon
Mager kia keroon keh tum khaatay bhi bohat ho

"Locket"
Paish locket kia tow farmaya
Yeh tow mujh se bhi ziadah khoobsoorat hai
Jab dil diya tow bolien rehne do
Is takalluf ki kia zaroorat hai

"Sartaaj"
mere pyare sertaaj suniye zara..
mohabbat mein mujh ko piro daaliye
agar rooty shooty paka lee ho tow
lagay hathoon bartan bhi dho daaliye

"kalam"
Khitabat bilbilanay ke liye hai
Sahafat munh charhaanay ke liye hai
Tujhe likhne ki aadat kis ne daali
Kalam tow ser khujaanay ke liye hai

"Dinner"
Khanay ki maze thi keh tha maidaan-e-hashar
Biryaani aur qourmay ki kia lootmaar thi
Meday bharay tow khush nazar aanay lagay aziz
Werna sabhi keh chehroon per Allah ki maar thi

"Jootay"
Raat ka wakt hai aur masjid bhi hai kareeb
Sun lo keh main paighaam laaya hoon
Gher mein filhaan jitne bhi hain puraanay jootay
Aap bhi ja ke badal lein main tow badal laaya hoon

"Saalgirah ka tohfaa"
tumhari saalgirah pe jaana kia bhejoon
apni jaan bhejoon keh apna dil bhejoon
phir soochta hoon jaana kion na
tumhare liye kee hui shopping ka bill bhejoon

Posted on 6/23/2004 5:12:49 PM

Sartaaj"
mere pyare sertaaj suniye zara..
mohabbat mein mujh ko piro daaliye
agar rooty shooty paka lee ho tow
lagay hathoon bartan bhi dho daaliye

wah kya mohabbat hi

Posted on 6/24/2004 8:53:22 PM

miarbab

arz kia hai arz ki hai ek min aya

Posted on 6/24/2004 10:42:08 PM

There were twin sisters at the nursing home and they were turning 100 years old. The editor of the local newspaper told a photographer to get over there and take pictures of the two twins. One of the twins was hard of hearing and the other could hear quite well.

Once the photographer arrived he asked the sisters to sit on the sofa.

The deaf sister said to her twin, "What did he say?"

Her sister answered, "We've got to sit over there on the sofa."

"Now get a little closer together," said the photographer.

Again one sister asked, "What did he say?"

The sister with good hearing said, "He says squeeze together a little."

So, they wiggled up close to each other.

"Just hold on for a bit longer, I've got to focus a little," said the photographer.

Yet again, "What did he say?"

Her sister said, "He's going to focus!"

With a big grin, the deaf twin shouted out, "Oh my God. Both of us?"

Posted on 6/25/2004 10:52:39 AM

A couple is travelling on a long distance overnight flight. Everyone is slowly drifting off. The flight attendants have served the last round of coffee and drinks, dimmed the cabin lights, and are resting.

The couple carefully check over their fellow pa**engers. Finally, everyone appears to be asleep. One at a time, they furtively make their way to the bathroom at the rear of the cabin. Before closing the door, the last one in has a quick glance back over the cabin to make sure they haven't been spotted. There's rustling of clothes as they prepare themselves and get comfortable:

"Ready, dear?"
"Yes, darling."

"Oh, good! You remembered the condom."
"Quick, let's get it on and get started."

A little more rustling, then:

"Aaahhh!"
"Oohhhh!"

Suddenly, the intercom comes to life:

"This is your Captain speaking."

"To the two people in the toilet - we know exactly what you're up to." "What you're doing is expressly prohibited by the airline regulations."

"Please stop immediately, put your cigarettes out, and remove the condom from the smoke detector!"

Posted on 6/25/2004 10:54:16 AM

Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had set their new wives straight on their duties.

The first man had married a woman from Delhi and bragged that he had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning that needed done at their house. He said that it took a couple days but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed and put away.

The second man had married a woman from Bangalore . He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and cooking. He told them that the first day he didn't see any results, but the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes was done, and he had a huge dinner on the table.

The third man had married a Mumbai girl. He boasted that he told her his house was to be cleaned, dishes washed, the cooking done and laundry washed. And this was all her responsibility. He said the first day he didn't see anything and the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day some of the swelling had gone down so he could see a little out of his left eye!!!!

Posted on 6/25/2004 11:05:04 AM

Santa Singh recieves a call.
"Sir,u can win our top prize of million $ instantly if u answer with a "NO" to my 1st question. Are u ready??"

Santa Singh:-" YES-YES"

Posted on 6/25/2004 11:13:50 AM

nice jokes

but this topic is FUNNY POETRY

Posted on 6/25/2004 2:58:40 PM

tumhare liye kee hui shopping ka bill bhejoon

lag pata jyey ga

Posted on 6/25/2004 9:43:02 PM

~Fragi~

Queen Victoria:
BAZAHIR WO MERA KHAYAL KARTI HAI
JHOOT BOLTI HAI MAGAR KAMAL KARTI HAI

DIL HAI MERA LOSE ISAY NA KARNA USE
AGHAR HOGAYA FUSE TUMHAI PARANGAY SHOES

APPLE KAT'TA HO KNIFE SE
PANI PITA HO PIPE SE
KIYA ZAMANA AGAYA HAi
JUTAI KHATA HO WIFE SE

HUM CHAHAIN AAP KO
AAP CHAHAIN KISI AUR KO
AAP JISAY CHAHAIN KHUDHA KARAY
WO CHAHAIN KISI AUR KO

TU SAWAL NAHI EK PHALI HAI
MERI MANZIL TU NAHI TARI SAHELI HAI TU
SHAMA HOTI MAIN PARWANA HOTA
NA TU COACHING JATI NA MAIN DIWANA HOTA

PYAR MAIN KISI NE DHOKHA KHAYA
TO KISI NE KSAM KHAI HAI
HUM WO MAJNOO HAI
JIS NE SIRF LAAT KHAI HAI

DUNIYA SE JO DARAY USAY KAHIL KHATE HAI
DUNIYA JIS SE DARAY USAY SHAIRE KHATE HAI

SHAIR CHARA SAMAJ KAR HAR GHADHA CHARNE LAGA
URDU ZABAN AATI NAHI SHAIRE KARNE LAGA

SHAMA RO RO KAY PARWANOO SE KHA RAHI HAI
MUJAI RUMAL LA DO MARI NAAK BHA RAHI HAI

HUM DIL KI THABHAI KA SAMAN NA KARANGAY
BUN JAINGAY DHULAY MAGAR HAAN NA KARANGAY

PANI AANAY KI BAAT KARTE HOO
DIL JALANE KI BAAT KARTE HOO
CHAr DIN SE MOO NAHI DHOIYA
UM NAHANE KI BAAT KARTE HOO

PHOOL KO MAT TORO KANTA LAG JAI GA
LARKI KO MAT CHAIRO CHANTA LAG JAI GA

Posted on 6/25/2004 9:44:04 PM