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Posted on 7/2/2004 4:58:06 PM

joji nein aatey hi dhamkian deni shuroo kar dein hain

Posted on 7/2/2004 8:14:33 PM

Ab ham tum he say karain gay chat
    d for dog n c for cat

2 he bar Aata hoon net par main
aik tairay anay say pehlay aik tairay janay k bad

Apki chatting may dobnay ko dil chahta hai
magar kia karoon kambakht bech may computer ajata hai

Saray arman darya wich bah gay
wo mujh ko Bhai type kar gay

Tairay offline honay k bad bhe main nay
ge bar k tujhay kosa hai

Hamare jan par Dohra azab hai
k chat he nahe mail bhe tujhay karne hai

Tairay bina chat ka maza mujhay bhata nahe
jistarhan phika gharboza koi khata nahe

Aik fun he tu ham nay sekha hai
loagon ko add kejeyae phir delete kardejeyae

Mila jo waqat mujhay un say chat karnay ka
maira naseb k light nay sath chor deya


Chatters say ulagh kar unhain mun chirana maire fitrat hai
mujhay block honay pay ashk bahana nahe ata

Ao chup ke zuban may
itne chat karain k thak jain

Apni chat say main bhe wakif nahe
jab maire batain samjh lo mujhko bhe samjha daina

Mat daikh kise ko hikarat ke nazar say
har chatter kise ka mehbob hota hai

kitna mazah hai maire chatting may
sanjedha loag bhe maire chat daikh kar shokh hogay

Jo kartay hain ache chat
wo bhe hojatay hain block daikho


Posted on 7/5/2004 2:16:30 PM

Promise me we are true friends

I am lamp you are light

I am Coke you are Sprite

I am Sawan you are badal

I am Normal you are Pagal

I am Water you are Tanki

I am Tarzan you are Monkey.....PoOoOoH!!!

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You r my sweet SONA

I don't want u 2 KHONA
I want a place in your heart's KONA

Otherwise i will start RONA

Atleast Good Morning to kar LONA

---------------------------------------------------TUSI bade hi gr8 ho,

RASGULLE ki pl8 ho,

PEPSI ka cr8 ho,

ANDE ka oml8 ho,

E-mail KARNE ME bade le8 ho,

JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho,

KHER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho...!

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Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum

waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum

Doob kar jisme marr jayu vo River ho tum

Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum...

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Dil mein aansuyo ke mele hain

Tum bin hum bohat akele hain

Sab kuch chod kar tumeh e-mail karte hain

Dekho hum kitne vele hain

>> * vele = lazy (vele is a Punjabi word)

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Someday u may lose ur hair.

u may lose ur teeth- ur money & even lose ur mind.

But 1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks.

coz u cant lose wot u don't have!

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Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye

Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye

Aur humare dil se awaaz nikalii....

Fiteh Mooh...Tusin Ethe vii aa gaye !!!

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When u feel sad....

To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,

"damn I am really so cute" u will overcome your sadness.

But don't make this a habit.....

Coz liars go to hell !!!!

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Aap kya jaano hum kitna yaad karte hain

maano ya na maano har pal fariyaad karte hain

Roz khat likhte hain CARTOON NETWORK ko

aur aapko play karne ki maang karte hain....

waaaaahhhhhhhhh...

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Shaam hote hii ye Dil udaas hota hai

Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pa** hota hai

Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai

Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..

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When the time comes for you to give your heart to someone make

sure that u select someone who will never break your heart coz

broken hearts have no spare parts.

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Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi

liya paper aur tasveer aapki bnayi

socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge

magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi...

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A good Friend is like a computer

he ENTERS in your life SAVE himself

in your heart,FORMATS all your troubles

and never DELETE you from his heart.

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I see your face when I am dreaming

That's why I always wake up screaming

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Tum hoti to aisa hota, tum hoti to waisa hota

Tum is baat pe itna hasti, tum uss baat pe itna khush hoti,

Tum is baat pe ye kehti,tum uss baat pe wo kahati

shukar hai tum nahi ho!!!

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Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya

Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya

Ki Paaglo ke stock mein Naya Maal Aaya

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Umeedo ki manjil toot gayi

aankho se ashqo ki dhara beh gayi

are tumahri bhi kya izaat reh gayi

jab cla** ki ladki bhaiya keh gayi

--------------------------------------------------Govt. of Pakistan has introduced a new rule

---> Good Looking people should be thrown out of the country!!!

You are safe..... Where should i hide?????



Posted on 7/10/2004 4:07:36 PM

You r my sweet SONA

I don't want u 2 KHONA
I want a place in your heart's KONA

Otherwise i will start RONA

Atleast Good Morning to kar LONA   


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Posted on 7/13/2004 2:06:48 PM

uffffffffffffffff
    bas iss khayal se app ki mehfil main a agaye hain soffi
ka shaid hum ko bhaj kar kuch kha raheen hain app

Posted on 7/18/2004 9:08:47 PM

soffi

Posted on 7/19/2004 5:18:52 PM

hummmmmmmmmmmmmmm queen app nahi kuch hum ko sunao geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Posted on 7/19/2004 10:28:01 PM

good

Posted on 7/20/2004 12:53:16 AM

acha

Posted on 7/20/2004 7:01:18 PM


Posted on 7/28/2004 9:07:15 PM

hay Rao ager main SUNANAY lagi to phir.........

Posted on 7/29/2004 5:34:21 PM

PHIR KIA

Posted on 7/29/2004 10:55:06 PM

bohut khoob
macher wala tu bohut hi barya tha

Posted on 8/2/2004 5:02:55 AM

hunsne ki zaroorat nahi

    sa

    Posted on 8/2/2004 5:10:26 AM

    sona:
    hunsne ki zaroorat nahi

      sa

      Posted on 8/2/2004 5:12:22 AM


      Posted on 8/3/2004 4:41:04 PM


      Posted on 8/13/2004 12:03:39 AM

      yeh sab sona kay tajarbey ki batein hain

      Posted on 8/15/2004 8:50:35 PM

      Zamane ke dar se teri tasweer toilet mein chupai rakhi hai!
      dedar ho tera bar bar isliye julab ki goli kha rakhi hai

      ~*~

      koi pathar se na maare mere dewaane ko........
      koi pathar se na maare mere dewaane ko........
      koi pathar se na maare mere dewaane ko........
      nuclear power ka jamaana hai, bomb se udaa do saale ko.

      ~*~

      kabhi kehte the dost hamare ke
      "jaan bhi maango to hazir hai",
      Aaj apni bivi ko jaan kehte hai ,
      aur maango to inkaar karte hain

      ~*~

      Mere marne ke baad mere doston,
      yu aansoo na bahana,
      Agar meri yaad aaye to,
      sidhe upar chale aana!!


      Posted on 10/14/2004 11:59:05 AM

      koi pathar se na maare mere dewaane ko........
      koi pathar se na maare mere dewaane ko........
      koi pathar se na maare mere dewaane ko........
      nuclear power ka jamaana hai, bomb se udaa do saale ko.




      good idea

      Posted on 10/14/2004 7:20:08 PM