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COOL RANI G.

HEY JANUBABE I M HERE AS WELL.BCZ.TUM NEY PUKARA AUR HUM CHALEY AAYE JOKES BHI SATH LEY AAYE RAY............................

                    SO HERE IS MY JOKE
                   MULLAH NASEER-UD-DIN
Once, the people of The City invited Mulla Nasruddin
to deliver a khutba. When he got on the pulpit, he
found the audience was not very enthusiastic, so he
asked "Do you know what I am going to say?" The
audience replied "NO", so he announced "I have no
desire to speak to people who don't even know what I
will be talking about" and he left.

The people felt embarrassed and called him back again
the next day. This time when he asked the same
question, the people replied "YES" So Mullah Nasruddin
said, "Well, since you already know what I am going to
say, I won't waste any more of your time" and he left.


Now the people were really perplexed. They decided to
try one more time and once again invited the Mullah to
speak the following week. Once again he asked the same
question - "Do you know what I am going to say?" Now
the people were prepared and so half of them answered
"YES" while the other half replied "NO".

So Mullah Nasruddin said "The half who know what I am
going to say, tell it to the other half" and he left!

.. mulllah ko kuch pata hee nahi tha ..

nice..

        TXS SWEET GIRL.SO HERE IS AN OTHER 1
                  I want my $20 million
Sardarji buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes
to Austin to claim it and the man verifies his ticket
number.

Sardarji says, "I want my $20 million."The man
replied,

"No, Sir. It doesn't work that way. We give you a
million today and then you'll get the rest spread out
for the next 19 years."

Sardarji said, "Oh, no. I want all my money right now!
I won it and I want it."

Again, the man explained that he would only get a
million that day and the rest during the next 19
years.

Sardarji, furious with the man, screams out, "Look, I
want my money! if you're not going to give me my $20
million right now, then I want my 1 dollar back!"

welcome welcome dr ji
good jokes

shadi
aik pathan ki shadi hoti hai wo jb dulhan ko lay kr ja raha hota hai to dulhan ka bhai ro kr
kahta hai meri behan ka khyal rkhna dulha bhi ro kr kahta hai tum preshan
mat ho yay tumara behan hai to mara bhi behan hai

shaikh sahib
aik shaikh sahib kay bachay zid kartay hain keh bhook lagi hai shaikh sahib
kehtay hain jo kahana nahin khay ga us ko 5rupay milain gay bachay bahut hi khush hotay
hain or bagair khay 5rupay laykar soo jaatay hain.subah jab naashtay kay liay ikhatay hotay hain to shaikh sahib kehtay hain jo 5rupay wapis karay ga us ko naashta milay ga

Biwi
Ek kavi shaadi ke baad biwi se bola:

Aaj se tum hi meri kavita ho,kalpana ho, bhawana ho, Kalpna ho!

Biwi: Mere liye bhi aaj se aap he dinesh ho, rohit ho,rakesh ho!

Once there was a indian man traveling to Canada but he only knew three

words of English and those words were Yes, No and Thank you! A Canadian

guy was right beside him and the candian guy had lost his purse and he

asked that man , “have you seen my purse ?” as the indian man didn’t know English

at all except those three words , he had no idea what the man was talking

about , so he said , “Yes!” the Canadian guy seemed a little happy , then

he asked him , “ can you please give it to me ?” and again the indian man had no

idea what the guy was talking so he said “No!” then the candain guy seemed

very angry so he slapped that man and the indian man replied “Thank you!”

ooh ah ouch
quetion: wt is difference btw sex and iodex
answer: ooh ah ouch

TXS JANU BABE G N COOL UR JOKES AS WELL.
SO HERE IS MY AN OTHER 1.
    NASA was interviewing professionals they were thinking
of sending to Mars. The touchy part was that only one
guy could go and it would be a one-way trip, the guy
not ever returning to Earth.

The interviewer asked the first applicant, an American
engineer, how much he wanted to be paid for going.

“One million dollars,” the engineer answered. “And I
want to donate it all to my alma mater--Rice
University.”

The next applicant was a Russian doctor, and the
interviewer asked him the same question.

“Two millions dollars,” the doctor said. “I want to
give a million to my family and leave the other
million for the advancement of medical research.”

The last applicant was a Pakistani Politician . When
asked how much money he wanted, he whispered in the
interviewer's ear, “Three million dollars.”

“Why so much more than the others?” the interviewer
asked.

The Pakistani Politician replied, “You give me three
million, I'll give you one million, I'll keep a
million, and we'll send the American engineer.”

WoW yeh chaa hay koi batay i am new here   

what a joke Kekekekekekekeke

mustansarf:

WoW yeh chaa hay koi batay i am new here   

welcome ji
yeh jokes chal rahay hain
jb's means meray

EIK AURAT THI JO SHIP MAIN WINDOW KE PAAS APNAY NEW BORN BABY KO LAIKAR
KHADI HUI THI ACHANAK US KE HAATH SE VO BACHA GIR GAYA ,
BUHAT SHOR MACHANAY KE BAAD IK BUDHA AADMI NAY CHALANG LAGA DI ,,
JAB VO BACHAY KO BACHA KAR WAPIS LAY AAYA TO SAB NE USAY SHABASHI DI...VVVVO
GUSAY MAIN BOLA PAHLAY YEH BATAOO MUJHAY DHAKA KIS NAY DIYA THA .

President Bill Clinton was visiting an elementary school today and
when he visited a class in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings.
The teacher asked the President if he would like to lead the class in the discussion of the word, "Tragedy." So our illustrious leader asks the class for an example of a "tragedy." One little boy stands up and offers, "If my best friend, who lives next door, was playing in the street and a car came along and ran over him, that would be a tragedy."
"No," says Clinton, "that would be an accident."
A little girl raises her hand. "If a school bus carrying 50 children
drove off a cliff, killing everyone involved, that would be a tragedy."
"I'm afraid not," explains Mr. President. "That's what we would call GREAT LOSS."
The room goes silent. No other children volunteer.
President Clinton searches the room. "Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?"
Finally, way in the back of the room, a small boy raises his hand.
In a quiet voice he says, "If Air Force One, carrying Mr. & Mrs. Clinton, was struck by a missile and blown up to smithereens,
that would be a tragedy.
"Fantastic," exclaims Clinton, "that's right. And can you tell me WHY that would be a tragedy?"
"Well," says the boy, "because it wouldn't be an accident, and it certainly would be no great loss."

               SO HERE IS MY AN OTHER ONE
                    GREAT SRDAR G
An Englishman, an American and a Sardarji are called
upon to test a lie detector .

The Englishman says: "I think I can empty 20 bottles
of beer".

BUZZZZZZ, goes the lie detector.

"Ok", he says, "10 bottles". And the machine is
silent.

The American says: "I think I can eat 15 hamburgers".

BUZZZZZZ, goes the lie detector.

"Alright, 8 hamburgers". And the machine's silent.

The Sardarji says: "I think...", BUZZZZZZ goes the
machine.

                  HERE IS MY AN OTHER 1
                        TIME
On some air bases the Air Force is on one side of the
field and civilian aircraft use the other side of the
field, with the control tower in the middle. One day
the tower received a call from an aircraft asking,
“What time is it?”

The tower responded, “Who is calling?”

The aircraft replied, “What difference does it make?”

The tower replied, “It makes a lot of difference. If
it is an American Airlines Flight, it is 3 o'clock. If
it is an Air Force, it is 1500 hours. If it is a Navy
aircraft, it is 6 bells. If it is an Army aircraft,
the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on
the 3. If it is a Marine Corps aircraft, it's Thursday
afternoon.”

                      HERE IS MY ANOTHER 1
                           HISTORY
Dr Gordon, a prominent psychiatrist, was a guest at a
chic gathering and his blonde hostess naturally
broached the subject in which he was most at ease.
"Would you mind telling me, Doctor," she asked, "how
you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears
completely normal?"

"Nothing is easier," Dr Gordon replied. "You ask him a
simple question which everyone should answer with no
trouble. If he hesitates, that puts you on the right
track."

"What sort of question?" asked the hostess.

"Well, you might ask him, 'Captain Cook made three
trips around the world and died during one of them.
Which one?' "

The hostess thought a moment, then said with a nervous
laugh, "You wouldn't happen to have another example
would you? I must confess I don't know much about
history."

              U LIKE IT GOOD HERE IS ANOTHER 1
                            HAIR
Little Johnny was eating breakfast one morning and got
to thinking about things.

“Mommy, mommy, why has daddy got so few hairs on his
head?” he asked his mother.

“He thinks a lot,” replied his mother, pleased with
herself for coming up with a good answer to her
husband's baldness. Or she was until Johnny thought
for a second and asked, “So why do you have so much
hair?”

                U LIKE IT OK HERE IS ANOTHER 1
                     A Coca Cola Classic
A disappointed salesman of Coca Cola returns from his
Middle East assignment. A friend asked, "Why weren't
you successful with the Arabs?"

The salesman explained, "When I got posted in the
Middle East, I was very confident that I will makes a
good sales pitch as Cola is virtually unknown there.
But, I had a problem I didn't know to speak Arabic.
So, I planned to convey the message through 3
posters...

First poster, a man crawling through the hot desert
sand... totally exhausted and panting.

Second, the man is drinking our Cola and

Third, our man is now totally refreshed. Then these
posters were pasted all over the place"

"That should have worked," said the friend.

The salesman replied, "Well, not only did I not speak
Arabic, I also didn't realize that Arabs read from
right to left..."

really nice ..

good dr

GOOD DEAR N TXS VERY MUCH

                    SO HERE IS ANOTHER 1
                        PAK   MOVIES
Recently the Father of physics made a visit to earth
to watch a movie. He watched a few Pakistani movies
and had his head spinning. He was convinced that all
his logics and laws in physics were just a huge pile
of junk and apologized for everything he had done. In
the movie starring Mr.Hero, Newton was confused to
such an extent that he went paranoid. Here are a few
scenes:

1)Mr.Hero has a Brain Tumor which, according to the
doctors can't be cured and his death is imminent. In
one of the fights, our great Mr.Hero is shot in the
head. To everybody's surprise, the bullet passes
through his ears taking away the tumor along with it
and he is cured. Long Live Mr.Hero.

2) In one of the movies, Mr.Hero is confronted with 3
gangsters. Mr.Hero has a gun but unfortunately only
one bullet. Guess, what he does....... He holds a
knife in his hand and throws at the middle gangster..&
shoots the bullet towards the knife. The knife cuts
the bullet into 2 pieces and kills both the gangsters
on each side of the middle gangster & the knife kill
the middle one.

3) Mr.Hero is chased by a gangster. Mr.Hero has a
revolver but he got no bullets in it. Guess, what he
does.... not even in your remotest imaginations. He
waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the
gangster shoots, Mr.Hero opens the bullet compartment
of his revolver and catches the bullet. Then, he
closes the bullet compartment and fires his gun.
Bang... And the gangster dies....

4)This was too much for our Newton to take and he was
completely shaken and he decided to go back. But for
one last time he happened to see a movie and thought
that at least one movie will follow his theory of
physics. The whole movies goes fine and Newton is
happy that all in the world hasn't changed. Oops not
so fast. The Climax finally arrives. Mr.Hero gets to
know that the villain is on the other side of a very
high wall. So high that Mr.Hero can't jump even if he
tries like one of those superman techniques that our
heroes normally use. Mr.Hero has to desperately kill
the villain because its the climax. Newton is smiling
since it is virtually impossible).. Mr.Hero suddenly
pulls two guns from his pocket (Probably a backup). He
throws one gun in the air and when the gun has reached
the height of the wall, he shoots at the trigger of
the first gun in air, with his second gun. Now the
first gun fires off and the villain is dead.

Newton gives up and goes back...

COOL RANI G