SO HERE IS MINE ANOTHER 1
                  WIFE N HUSBAND
WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get
married again?"

HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"

WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?"

HUSBAND: "Of course I do."

WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"

HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again."

WIFE: "You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)."

HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).

WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"

HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"

WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"

HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to
do."

WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"

HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."

WIFE: silence ...

HUSBAND: "sh*t"

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What part did you get?

This one little boy in about4 th or5 th grade was trying out for a school play. He earned a part and went home to tell his father.

His father was really proud of him. So his father asks what part did you get?

He replies I got the part of a man who has been married for 25 years.

] His father congratulated him. And then he said "That's good son, maybe next time you'll get a talking role!"

Mr.Shot

There was a guy name shot who was murderer and once he was caught by the police so police was chasing him and shot climbed on a tree .The captain of the police force said take off shot right now so everybody pulled off their shots.

Muslims

There were two Christians travelling on a plane. Sitting behind them was a Muslims. As they realized that a Muslims is travelling with them. They started talking loudly with each other.

James said to Tim.
Tim where r u going, hopefully to Dubai.
Tim said Nah
There are too many muslims, streets and roods are flooded with them.
James smiles and said then u must be going to Iran.
Tim said r u mad, Muslims in Iran are more fanatic and mad then Dubai.
Muslim who was listening to them could not bear it and said hey u both go to hell, for sure there would be no Muslim.

Technical Support

Here are some conversations that actually happened between help desk people and their customers.

Customer: "You've got to fix my computer. I urgently need to print a document, but the computer won't boot properly."
Tech Support: "What does it say?"

Customer: "Something about an error and non-system disk."
Tech Support: "Look at your machine. Is there a floppy inside?"

Customer: "No, but there's a sticker saying there's an Intel inside."
Tech Support: "Just call us back if there's a problem. We're open 24 hours."

Customer: "Is that Eastern time?"
Tech Support: "Ok, now click your left mouse button."

Customer: (silence) "But I only have one mouse."
Customer: "Excuse me can I use this disk? It has a hole in it.
Tech Support: "Do you have1 3 / 2inch diskettes?"

Customer: "No, I only have 3 of them."
Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop."

Customer: "Ok."
Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?"

Customer: "No."
Tech Support: "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?"

Customer: "No."
Tech Support: "Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?"

Customer: "Sure, you told me to write 'click' and I wrote 'click'."
Customer: "Now what do I do?"
Tech Support: "What is the prompt on the screen?"

Customer: "It's asking for 'Enter Your Last Name.'"
Tech Support: "Ok, so type in your last name."

Customer: "How do you spell that?"
Customer: "I received the software update you sent, but I am still getting the same error message."
Tech Support: "Did you install the update?"

Customer: "No. Oh, am I supposed to install it to get it to work?"

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