sun_shine
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It's gud to have money & the things it can buy but it's also gud to check once in a while & make sure u haven't lost the things money can't buy.... FRIENDS!
sun_shine
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1 Advice- Don’t change, 1 Request- Take care, 1 Wish- Don't forget me, 1 Lie- I Hate U, 1 Truth- I Miss U, 1 Hope- We'll always be Gud Friends.InshAllah...!
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Boss: Where were you born? sardar : Punjab .. Boss : which part ? sardar : Kya which part ? Whole body born in punjab.
Tourist: Whose skeleton is that? Santa: Tipu's skeleton. Tourist: Whose that smaller skeleton next to it? Santa: That was Tipu's skeleton when he was child
____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ __ 2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car. Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing. sardar 2 : Dont worry, I have one more.
Sardar : What is the name of your car ? Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'. Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.
Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks sardar why are you removing a wheel from your auto. sardar : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler.
Sardar got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket. He gave Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said April fool. I have pass.
Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening. Sardar : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.
On a romantic day sardar's girlfriend asks him. Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring. Sardar : Ya sure, from landline or mobile.
In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run? Santa: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. ..... Inteviewer shouts: Stop it. Santa: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...
Doctor to patient : You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see any one before you die? Patient : Yes. A good doctor.
Banta: U cheated me. Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u. Banta: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says This is all India Radio!
Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken. Banta: Thank God! I thought it was a new one.
How will you destroy a submarine full of sardars ? Simple. Just knock the door and they will open it....
A man to Santa: Aao ji chess khelein Santa: Tu chal mein sports shoes pehen kar aaya.
At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh! Santa: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?
Santa was getting bitten by mosquitoes the whole night. He got irritated... drank poison & said, Ab kaato saalon, sab maroge!
Doctor to patient : You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see any one before you die? Patient : Yes. A good doctor.
sun_shine
Age: 124
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~CHANDNI~ said:
Boss: Where were you born? sardar : Punjab .. Boss : which part ? sardar : Kya which part ? Whole body born in punjab.
Tourist: Whose skeleton is that? Santa: Tipu's skeleton. Tourist: Whose that smaller skeleton next to it? Santa: That was Tipu's skeleton when he was child
____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ __ 2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car. Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing. sardar 2 : Dont worry, I have one more.
Sardar : What is the name of your car ? Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'. Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.
Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks sardar why are you removing a wheel from your auto. sardar : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler.
Sardar got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket. He gave Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said April fool. I have pass.
Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening. Sardar : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.
On a romantic day sardar's girlfriend asks him. Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring. Sardar : Ya sure, from landline or mobile.
In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run? Santa: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. ..... Inteviewer shouts: Stop it. Santa: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...
Doctor to patient : You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see any one before you die? Patient : Yes. A good doctor.
Banta: U cheated me. Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u. Banta: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says This is all India Radio!
Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken. Banta: Thank God! I thought it was a new one.
How will you destroy a submarine full of sardars ? Simple. Just knock the door and they will open it....
A man to Santa: Aao ji chess khelein Santa: Tu chal mein sports shoes pehen kar aaya.
At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh! Santa: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?
Santa was getting bitten by mosquitoes the whole night. He got irritated... drank poison & said, Ab kaato saalon, sab maroge!
Doctor to patient : You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see any one before you die? Patient : Yes. A good doctor.
sun_shine
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Soraj ki pehli kiran Din ka pehla pehar Panchion ki pehli chehchahat Dhanak ka pehla rang Hawa ki thandi sansanahat Subha ka pehla khomar: GOOD MORNING & HAVE NICE DAY
sun_shine
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Morning is not only sunrise but a beautiful miracle of GOD that defeats the darkness & spread light. May everyday spread light in your whole life.Ameen.! “Good Morning“
sun_shine
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Hello, wake up, Receive my simple gift of ‘GOOD MORNING‘ wrapped with sincerity, tied with care and sealed with a prayer to keep u safe and happy all day long! Take Care!
sun_shine
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Happiness is not something u postpone 4 the future. It’’s something u design 4 the present. Make each moment a happy one. I just did it by remembering U! Good Morning & Have a nice day
sun_shine
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ll mornings are like Paintings:- U need a little inspiration to get going, a little smile to brighten up & An SMS from someone who cares to color ur day… (*) Good Morning (*)
sun_shine
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birds are chillaying murgha is kukrukuing chaand is doobing sun is nikling flowers are khushboo maring peacock is naching all are kahing to u Good Morning & u r still soying???
sun_shine
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M-ake the most of it. O-pen your heart and mind. R-emember to thank God. N-ever frown I-magine me N-othing to worry. G-ood Morning! Wish you have nice day & ofcourse good morning:) poste
sun_shine
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Early this morning God gave me 3 baskets of fruits - LOVE + HAPPINESS + PEACE OF MIND and told me 2 share them with PPL Dear 2 me. I’m sharing all with U… Good Morning!
sun_shine
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An ideal day should begin with a cute little yawn on your face, A cup of coffee in your hand & a sms from me on your mobile?! Have a great day! Good morning.
sun_shine
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One of the joys in life is waking up each day with thoughts that somewhere, Someone cares enough to send a warm morning greeting! Good morning and enjoy the day!
sun_shine
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Sending u 1000 smiles take 1 for now & Keep the remaining 999 under ur pillow, Pick out 1 every morning coz I want 2 see u smiling always. Good Morning
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