~~Chandani’s SMS counter~~

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~CHANDNI~

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~~pari's SMS counter~~












jess jes   ko RANI   ko SMS   karna ho yah kar sakta hay
lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz


kidding yare    .
plz   post your   best of best SMS here
thora   acha SMS pay RANI dee gy 1 star.



50%   achay pau hoon gay .



and 100% achay pay   




to ho jao   shabash shoro ....its a fum maza ayee ga or doston kay liye SMS collection bhi ho jay gyeeeeee..




Posted 21 Feb 2005

sun_shine says
Friendship is needless, like philosophy, like art.... It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival.
Posted 03 Aug 2008

sun_shine says
Some joys are better explained in silence, as a smile gets more audible than laughter. I was asked if I enjoyed my friendship with you. I just smiled.
Posted 03 Aug 2008

sun_shine says
It's gud to have money & the things it can buy but it's also gud to check once in a while & make sure u haven't lost the things money can't buy.... FRIENDS!
Posted 03 Aug 2008

sun_shine says
Making a million friends is not a miracle, the miracle is to make a friend who will stand by you when millions are against you
Posted 03 Aug 2008

sun_shine says
1 Advice- Don’t change, 1 Request- Take care, 1 Wish- Don't forget me, 1 Lie- I Hate U, 1 Truth- I Miss U, 1 Hope- We'll always be Gud Friends.InshAllah...!
Posted 03 Aug 2008

Rapunzel says


nice msgs but itne dheer se
Posted 03 Aug 2008

~CHANDNI~ says

Boss: Where were you born?
sardar : Punjab ..
Boss : which part ?
sardar : Kya which part ? Whole body born in punjab.

Tourist:
Whose skeleton is that?
Santa: Tipu's skeleton.
Tourist: Whose that smaller skeleton next to it?
Santa: That was Tipu's skeleton when he was child


____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ __
2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
sardar 2 : Dont worry, I have one more.


Sardar : What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi
petrol se start hoti hai.



Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks sardar why
are you removing a wheel from your auto.
sardar : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler.


Sardar got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket. He
gave
Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said April fool. I have pass.


Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.
Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Sardar : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.

On a romantic day sardar's girlfriend asks him. Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring.
Sardar : Ya sure, from landline or mobile.

In an interview,
Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Santa: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. .....
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Santa: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...

Doctor to patient : You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see any one before you die?
Patient : Yes. A good doctor.


Banta: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
Banta: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says This is all India Radio!



Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken.
Banta: Thank God! I thought it was a new one.



How will you destroy a submarine full of sardars ?
Simple. Just knock the door and they will open it....

A man to Santa: Aao ji chess khelein
Santa: Tu chal mein sports shoes pehen kar aaya.



At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!
Santa: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?

Santa was getting bitten by mosquitoes the whole night. He got irritated...
drank poison & said, Ab kaato saalon, sab maroge!


Doctor to patient : You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see any one before you die?
Patient : Yes. A good doctor.
Posted 03 Aug 2008

sun_shine says
Rapunzel said:



nice msgs but itne dheer se



*Thanks
You Know Dear...!
Posted 04 Aug 2008

sun_shine says
~CHANDNI~ said:


Boss: Where were you born?
sardar : Punjab ..
Boss : which part ?
sardar : Kya which part ? Whole body born in punjab.

Tourist:
Whose skeleton is that?
Santa: Tipu's skeleton.
Tourist: Whose that smaller skeleton next to it?
Santa: That was Tipu's skeleton when he was child


____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ __
2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
sardar 2 : Dont worry, I have one more.


Sardar : What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi
petrol se start hoti hai.



Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks sardar why
are you removing a wheel from your auto.
sardar : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler.


Sardar got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket. He
gave
Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said April fool. I have pass.


Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.
Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Sardar : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.

On a romantic day sardar's girlfriend asks him. Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring.
Sardar : Ya sure, from landline or mobile.

In an interview,
Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Santa: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. .....
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Santa: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...

Doctor to patient : You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see any one before you die?
Patient : Yes. A good doctor.


Banta: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
Banta: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says This is all India Radio!



Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken.
Banta: Thank God! I thought it was a new one.



How will you destroy a submarine full of sardars ?
Simple. Just knock the door and they will open it....

A man to Santa: Aao ji chess khelein
Santa: Tu chal mein sports shoes pehen kar aaya.



At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!
Santa: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?

Santa was getting bitten by mosquitoes the whole night. He got irritated...
drank poison & said, Ab kaato saalon, sab maroge!


Doctor to patient : You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see any one before you die?
Patient : Yes. A good doctor.



Posted 04 Aug 2008

Rapunzel says
sun_shine said:

Rapunzel said:



nice msgs but itne dheer se



*Thanks
You Know Dear...!


lolz yeah keep rocking
Best of luck
Posted 04 Aug 2008

sun_shine says
Assalam O Alaikum

X’cuse me, Agar ap abhi soye nahin ho aur sms parh rahe ho to “Good Night” Aur agar aap so gaye ho aur sms subah parho gay to phir “Good Morning”
Posted 04 Aug 2008

sun_shine says
Soraj ki pehli kiran Din ka pehla pehar Panchion ki pehli chehchahat Dhanak ka pehla rang Hawa ki thandi sansanahat Subha ka pehla khomar: GOOD MORNING & HAVE NICE DAY
Posted 04 Aug 2008

sun_shine says
Morning is not only sunrise but a beautiful miracle of GOD that defeats the darkness & spread light. May everyday spread light in your whole life.Ameen.! “Good Morning“
Posted 04 Aug 2008

sun_shine says
Hello, wake up, Receive my simple gift of ‘GOOD MORNING‘ wrapped with sincerity, tied with care and sealed with a prayer to keep u safe and happy all day long! Take Care!
Posted 04 Aug 2008

sun_shine says
The Word ‘Hello’ means H=How R U? E=Everything all right? L=Like 2 hear 4rm U. L=Love 2 C U soon. O=Obviously, I miss you! Good Morning my friend.
Posted 04 Aug 2008

sun_shine says
See outside the Window,
Sun rising for U, Flowers smiling for U,
Birds Singing for U, B’coz last night
I told them to wish U GooD Morning
Posted 04 Aug 2008

Rapunzel says
Posted 04 Aug 2008

sun_shine says
Thank you for waking me up. A warm good morning, after sweet dreams of last night. wish you a good day with good morning:)
Posted 04 Aug 2008

sun_shine says
Rapunzel said:



Posted 04 Aug 2008

sun_shine says
We’re not too close in distance. We’re not too near in miles. But text can still touch our hearts and thoughts can bring us smiles. Good morning!
Posted 04 Aug 2008

sun_shine says
Happiness is not something u postpone 4 the future. It’’s something u design 4 the present. Make each moment a happy one. I just did it by remembering U! Good Morning & Have a nice day
Posted 04 Aug 2008

sun_shine says
Hi,now i am coming to meet u… in the way of sun light… in the way of sweet breeze… in the way of good wishes… just to say good morning…
Posted 04 Aug 2008

sun_shine says
ll mornings are like Paintings:- U need a little inspiration to get going, a little smile to brighten up & An SMS from someone who cares to color ur day… (*) Good Morning (*)
Posted 04 Aug 2008

sun_shine says
birds are chillaying murgha is kukrukuing chaand is doobing sun is nikling flowers are khushboo maring peacock is naching all are kahing to u Good Morning & u r still soying???
Posted 04 Aug 2008

sun_shine says
M-ake the most of it. O-pen your heart and mind. R-emember to thank God. N-ever frown I-magine me N-othing to worry. G-ood Morning! Wish you have nice day & ofcourse good morning:) poste
Posted 04 Aug 2008

sun_shine says
Early this morning God gave me 3 baskets of fruits - LOVE + HAPPINESS + PEACE OF MIND and told me 2 share them with PPL Dear 2 me. I’m sharing all with U… Good Morning!
Posted 04 Aug 2008

sun_shine says
An ideal day should begin with a cute little yawn on your face, A cup of coffee in your hand & a sms from me on your mobile?! Have a great day! Good morning.
Posted 04 Aug 2008

sun_shine says
No man in this world is rich enough to buy his own PAST. Enjoy each moment before it gets beyond reach. Have Good Day!
Posted 04 Aug 2008

sun_shine says
One of the joys in life
is waking up each day
with thoughts that somewhere,
Someone cares enough to
send a warm morning greeting!
Good morning and enjoy the day!
Posted 04 Aug 2008

sun_shine says
Sending u 1000 smiles take 1 for now & Keep the remaining 999 under ur pillow, Pick out 1 every morning coz I want 2 see u smiling always. Good Morning
Posted 04 Aug 2008

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