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~CHANDNI~

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~~pari's SMS counter~~












jess jes   ko RANI   ko SMS   karna ho yah kar sakta hay
lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz


kidding yare    .
plz   post your   best of best SMS here
thora   acha SMS pay RANI dee gy 1 star.



50%   achay pau hoon gay .



and 100% achay pay   




to ho jao   shabash shoro ....its a fum maza ayee ga or doston kay liye SMS collection bhi ho jay gyeeeeee..




Posted 21 Feb 2005

~CHANDNI~ says
SupidGuy said:



Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar kar ke, Ghar ja raha tha ke achanak bijli, Chamki, Badal garje, Zor se barish shuru hoi, Aadmi bola lagta hai pahunch gai.


kiyon karty ho   shadi
Posted 28 Mar 2008

SupidGuy says

~CHANDNI~ said:

SupidGuy said:



Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar kar ke, Ghar ja raha tha ke achanak bijli, Chamki, Badal garje, Zor se barish shuru hoi, Aadmi bola lagta hai pahunch gai.


kiyon karty ho   shadi


baaz auqaat koi chooti museebat kisi bari museebat se bacha leti hai.......



Posted 28 Mar 2008

SupidGuy says


Baap Beti Se ,
Pehle Tum Mujh Ko Papa Kahte The Ab Dady Kuyn Kahti Ho ,
Kiya Wajah Hai ?
Beti : Papa Kahne Se Lipstick Jo Kharab Hoo Jate Hai


Posted 28 Mar 2008

sun_shine says
View a negative experience in your life like how you look at a photo negative. A single negative can create an unlimited number of positive prints!

The difference between ability and character is... ability will get us to the top, but character will retain us at top. Be at top always!

Never be sad if someone doesn’t recognize ur worth. It’s their loss & ur gain coz people who don’t appreciate ur true worth don’t deserve to know u!
Posted 28 Mar 2008

Rapunzel says
SupidGuy said:



Baap Beti Se ,
Pehle Tum Mujh Ko Papa Kahte The Ab Dady Kuyn Kahti Ho ,
Kiya Wajah Hai ?
Beti : Papa Kahne Se Lipstick Jo Kharab Hoo Jate Hai




Posted 28 Mar 2008

Rapunzel says
sun_shine said:

View a negative experience in your life like how you look at a photo negative. A single negative can create an unlimited number of positive prints!

The difference between ability and character is... ability will get us to the top, but character will retain us at top. Be at top always!

Never be sad if someone doesn’t recognize ur worth. It’s their loss & ur gain coz people who don’t appreciate ur true worth don’t deserve to know u!



very nice
Posted 28 Mar 2008

sun_shine says
Thank you
Posted 29 Mar 2008

SupidGuy says

Antie 4 U



What The Difference Between Between Pleasure & Touture......

















Pleasure Is Thinking Of You.....







&































Torture Is Thinking Of You Too Much.....























Posted 29 Mar 2008

~CHANDNI~ says
SupidGuy said:


Antie 4 U



What The Difference Between Between Pleasure & Touture......

















Pleasure Is Thinking Of You.....







&































Torture Is Thinking Of You Too Much.....


























oh Thannx   uncle
Posted 29 Mar 2008

Cathy says
sun_shine said:

View a negative experience in your life like how you look at a photo negative. A single negative can create an unlimited number of positive prints!

The difference between ability and character is... ability will get us to the top, but character will retain us at top. Be at top always!

Never be sad if someone doesn’t recognize ur worth. It’s their loss & ur gain coz people who don’t appreciate ur true worth don’t deserve to know u!

Posted 29 Mar 2008

~CHANDNI~ says
kiyon agg see laga kay gum sum hay chandni
jinay bhi nahi deta mossam ka yah nazar
Posted 29 Mar 2008

Rapunzel says
     
Best Friend Messages

☻Most people enjoy the inferiority of their best friends.

☻To find a truly great friend, you have to keep one eye closed - to keep him, two.

☻True friends are those who are there for you unconditionally. Never do they question, but always offer support no matter what the circumstances are. Best Friends are the people worth living for.

☻Side by side or miles apart, dear friends are always close to the heart.

☻A best friend is somebody who knows every last thing about you, yet still manages to like you anyway.
Posted 29 Mar 2008

~CHANDNI~ says
rapunzel said:

       
Best Friend Messages

☻Most people enjoy the inferiority of their best friends.

☻To find a truly great friend, you have to keep one eye closed - to keep him, two.

☻True friends are those who are there for you unconditionally. Never do they question, but always offer support no matter what the circumstances are. Best Friends are the people worth living for.

☻Side by side or miles apart, dear friends are always close to the heart.

☻A best friend is somebody who knows every last thing about you, yet still manages to like you anyway.




Posted 29 Mar 2008

Rapunzel says
Thnxx Sweety
Posted 29 Mar 2008

~CHANDNI~ says
kaisy   hoooo
Posted 29 Mar 2008

Rapunzel says
fit sissy
Posted 29 Mar 2008

~CHANDNI~ says
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ------
I wish to be an intelligent man, what should I do?
                        Holy Prophet Replies- Fear Allah

------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ------
I wish to be a loyal servant to Allah and do what He wants me to do:
                    Holy Prophet Replies - Read the Qur'an.

------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ------
I wish to be enlightened and have peace of heart
                      Holy Prophet Replies- Remember Death

------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ------
I wish to be protected against enemies
                      Holy Prophet Replies- Trust in Allah

------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ------
I wish to follow the Straight Path
              Holy Prophet Replies- Do good to others for Allah's sake

------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ------
What should I do so that Allah does not abase me?
              Holy Prophet Replies- Do not respond to the desires of your flesh.

------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ------
I wish to have a long life
                Holy Prophet Replies- Praise and thank Allah

------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ------
I wish for prosperity
              Holy Prophet Replies- Be in a state of ablution at all times

------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ------
How can I save myself from the hellfire?
                Holy Prophet Replies- Protect your eyes and your tongue and your hands and what is below your waistline against evil.

------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ------
How can I cleanse myself from my sins?
              Holy Prophet Replies- Shed tears for what you have done and repent by undoing what you have done wrong.

------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ------
I wish to be a respectable person.
              Holy Prophet Replies- Then don't divulge the wrong doings of anybody.

------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ------
What should I do to protect myself from the tortures of the grave?
                Holy Prophet Replies- Recite the Surah Mulk.

------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ------
What should one do to be rich?
                Holy Prophet Replies- Read the Surah Muzammil.

------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ------
How should I calm my fear of the day of last judgment?
             Holy Prophet Replies- Remember Allah before you eat anything and before you sleep.

------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ------
What should I do to feel the presence of Allah when I make my prayers
             Holy Prophet Replies- Give the utmost care in taking your ablutions and in being clean and pure.
Posted 29 Mar 2008

Rapunzel says
Superb Sis
Posted 30 Mar 2008

Rapunzel says

Simple vs Real


Anyone can stand by you when you are right, but a Friend will stand by you even when you are wrong...

A simple friend identifies himself when he calls. A real friend doesn't have to.

A simple friend opens a conversation with a full news bulletin on his life.

A real friend says, "What's new with you?"

A simple friend thinks the problems you whine about are recent.

A real friend says, "You've been whining about the same thing for 14 years. Get off your duff and do something about it."

A simple friend has never seen you cry. A real friend has shoulders soggy from your tears.

A simple friend doesn't know your parents' first names. A real friend has their phone numbers in his address book.

A simple friend hates it when you call after he has gone to bed. A real friend asks you why you took so long to call.

A simple friend seeks to talk with you about your problems. A real friend seeks to help you with your problems.

A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest. A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps himself.

A simple friend thinks the friendship is over when you have an argument.

A real friend knows that it's not a friendship until after you've had a fight.

A simple friend expects you to always be there for them. A real friend expects to always be there for you!
Posted 30 Mar 2008

sun_shine says
~CHANDNI~ said:

------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ------
I wish to be an intelligent man, what should I do?
                           Holy Prophet Replies- Fear Allah

------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ------
I wish to be a loyal servant to Allah and do what He wants me to do:
                       Holy Prophet Replies - Read the Qur'an.

------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ------
I wish to be enlightened and have peace of heart
                        Holy Prophet Replies- Remember Death

------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ------
I wish to be protected against enemies
                        Holy Prophet Replies- Trust in Allah

------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ------
I wish to follow the Straight Path
                Holy Prophet Replies- Do good to others for Allah's sake

------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ------
What should I do so that Allah does not abase me?
                Holy Prophet Replies- Do not respond to the desires of your flesh.

------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ------
I wish to have a long life
                   Holy Prophet Replies- Praise and thank Allah

------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ------
I wish for prosperity
                Holy Prophet Replies- Be in a state of ablution at all times

------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ------
How can I save myself from the hellfire?
                Holy Prophet Replies- Protect your eyes and your tongue and your hands and what is below your waistline against evil.

------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ------
How can I cleanse myself from my sins?
                Holy Prophet Replies- Shed tears for what you have done and repent by undoing what you have done wrong.

------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ------
I wish to be a respectable person.
                Holy Prophet Replies- Then don't divulge the wrong doings of anybody.

------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ------
What should I do to protect myself from the tortures of the grave?
                   Holy Prophet Replies- Recite the Surah Mulk.

------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ------
What should one do to be rich?
                  Holy Prophet Replies- Read the Surah Muzammil.

------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ------
How should I calm my fear of the day of last judgment?
               Holy Prophet Replies- Remember Allah before you eat anything and before you sleep.

------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ------
What should I do to feel the presence of Allah when I make my prayers
               Holy Prophet Replies- Give the utmost care in taking your ablutions and in being clean and pure.


jazakAllah khair
Really beautiful Dil se...
Posted 31 Mar 2008

sun_shine says
rapunzel said:


Simple vs Real


Anyone can stand by you when you are right, but a Friend will stand by you even when you are wrong...

A simple friend identifies himself when he calls. A real friend doesn't have to.

A simple friend opens a conversation with a full news bulletin on his life.

A real friend says, "What's new with you?"

A simple friend thinks the problems you whine about are recent.

A real friend says, "You've been whining about the same thing for 14 years. Get off your duff and do something about it."

A simple friend has never seen you cry. A real friend has shoulders soggy from your tears.

A simple friend doesn't know your parents' first names. A real friend has their phone numbers in his address book.

A simple friend hates it when you call after he has gone to bed. A real friend asks you why you took so long to call.

A simple friend seeks to talk with you about your problems. A real friend seeks to help you with your problems.

A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest. A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps himself.

A simple friend thinks the friendship is over when you have an argument.

A real friend knows that it's not a friendship until after you've had a fight.

A simple friend expects you to always be there for them. A real friend expects to always be there for you!



Very Nice    
Posted 31 Mar 2008

Rapunzel says
Thnxx
Posted 31 Mar 2008

SupidGuy says


For My Chandni Antie

Relation doesn’t get closer by MEETINGS


But it is sweetened by THOUGHTS


I care for you in my own Strange ways


May be you will never know……..may be I will never show!!!!!




Posted 01 Apr 2008

Rapunzel says
nice
Posted 01 Apr 2008

sun_shine says
SupidGuy said:



For My Chandni Antie

Relation doesn’t get closer by MEETINGS


But it is sweetened by THOUGHTS


I care for you in my own Strange ways


May be you will never know……..may be I will never show!!!!!






Posted 01 Apr 2008

~CHANDNI~ says
SupidGuy said:



For My Chandni Antie

Relation doesn’t get closer by MEETINGS


But it is sweetened by THOUGHTS


I care for you in my own Strange ways


May be you will never know……..may be I will never show!!!!!






lolz thannnx
Posted 01 Apr 2008

~CHANDNI~ says
i message
recieved



1
cool person
sent it



1
fool is
reading it



1
fool is
angry



1
fool is
still reading


1
fool will frwd this
msg to another fool
Posted 01 Apr 2008

~CHANDNI~ says
Today if anyone praises U for ur beauty, nature, style, attitude... kick them... How dare they fool U before APRIL 1st.
Posted 01 Apr 2008

~CHANDNI~ says
   Chaand maange main Chaand
Tu Chaand maange main Chaand de du,
tu raat maange main raat de du,
Tu dil maange main dil de du,
Tu Jaan maange......
Abe bas Departmental Store
samajh rakha hai kya?
Posted 02 Apr 2008

~CHANDNI~ says
COOMING sooon lolz
Posted 04 Apr 2008

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