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~CHANDNI~

Age: 124
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~~pari's SMS counter~~












jess jes   ko RANI   ko SMS   karna ho yah kar sakta hay
lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz


kidding yare    .
plz   post your   best of best SMS here
thora   acha SMS pay RANI dee gy 1 star.



50%   achay pau hoon gay .



and 100% achay pay   




to ho jao   shabash shoro ....its a fum maza ayee ga or doston kay liye SMS collection bhi ho jay gyeeeeee..



Posted 21 Feb 2005
~CHANDNI~ says
I like U,
I love U,
I love U very much,
I can’t live without U.
Plz give me Ur answer.
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Romeo ne Julit se kuch yesa hi kaha hoga na?

++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++

Ur the 1st thing that comes 2 my mind.
I wish I could start my day with U in my bed.
I just luv Ur feel to my lips. U just make my day.
I love U NESCAFE!

++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++

He took me from a bar,
He took me in his car,
He took my top off,
He puts his lips on mine,
but don”t worry,

“I”m a bottle of wine!”

++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++

Those seductive eyes
Those kissable lips
Dat ***y smile
Saucy ass
Da perfect tlk
Enuf abt me hw r u?

++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++

Hamare liye apne heart me jagah rakhiye, Mind me nahi
Hume mind me rakhna dangerous ho sakta hai
Kyonki hum mind blowing hai


Sorry if u don't like THEM
Posted 22 Apr 2008
~CHANDNI~ says
Teacher:"What is your name?".
Student:"Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai."
Teacher:"When I ask a question in English, answer it in english."
Student:"My name is Sunlight.

------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ----------

Teacher: What happened in 1869?
Student:Gandhi ji was born.
Teacher :What happened in 1873?
Student:Gandhiji was four years old.

------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ----------

Question:What is the fullform of maths.
Answer: Mentally affected teachers harassing students

------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ------------ --

Teacher : Now children , if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him then what virtue would I be showing ?
Student : BROTHERLY LOVE

------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ------------ --

Teacher :Because of Gandhiji's hard work what do we get on 15th August.
Student:A holiday

------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ------------ --

Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.Everyone must attend it.
Raju:No ma'm! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher :Why?
Raju:My mother will not allow me to go so far!!!

------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ------------ --

Teacher:"Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence? "
Johnny:"Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time."

------------ --------- --------- -------

Teacher: How old is ur father.
Sunny:As old as I am.
Teacher:How is it possible?
Sunny:He became father only after I was born
Posted 22 Apr 2008
sun_shine says
Posted 22 Apr 2008
MISS SCORPIO says
Posted 22 Apr 2008
Rapunzel says
very nice specially Coincidence
Posted 22 Apr 2008
~CHANDNI~ says
Kuchh log aise hote hain jo pal bhar me paraya kar jatey hain
Manzil ko dekhtey hi ek pal me rasta badal jatey hain
Jate jate dil se woh kuchh is kadar khel ke jatey hain
Jiski aag me hum umra bhar baas jaltey hi reh jatey hain..
----------------------
Zindagi se wafa hamne bhi ki hain bahot par
Gamon ke siva aur kuch mila bhi to nahi,
Ek tujhko pakar bahut khush tha main ,
Par sath tera manzil tak mila bhi to nahi...
----------------------
Kafan se mat dhako mere is chehre ko,
Mujhe aadat hai muskuraane ki ...
Mat Dafnaao muzhe Kabarr me,
Mujhe ab bhi umeed hai kisi ke aane ki "
Posted 24 Apr 2008
Rapunzel says
Posted 24 Apr 2008
~CHANDNI~ says

Teacher:"What is your name?".
Student:"Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai."
Teacher:"When I ask a question in English, answer it in english."
Student:"My name is Sunlight.

------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ----------

Teacher: What happened in 1869?
Student:Gandhi ji was born.
Teacher :What happened in 1873?
Student:Gandhiji was four years old.

------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ----------

Question:What is the fullform of maths.
Answer: Mentally affected teachers harassing students

------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ------------ --

Teacher : Now children , if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him then what virtue would I be showing ?
Student : BROTHERLY LOVE

------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ------------ --

Teacher :Because of Gandhiji's hard work what do we get on 15th August.
Student:A holiday

------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ------------ --

Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.Everyone must attend it.
Raju:No ma'm! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher :Why?
Raju:My mother will not allow me to go so far!!!

------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ------------ --

Teacher:"Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence? "
Johnny:"Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time."

------------ --------- --------- -------

Teacher: How old is ur father.
Sunny:As old as I am.
Teacher:How is it possible?
Sunny:He became father only after I was born
Posted 24 Apr 2008
MISS SCORPIO says


Posted 24 Apr 2008
Fairl_Girl says
WAH KIA BAT HAI APA
Posted 28 Apr 2008
~CHANDNI~ says
thannnx    Fg   mysy akily   akily chipz   kha rahy hoo na
jao ham nahi bolty
Posted 28 Apr 2008
MISS SCORPIO says
~CHANDNI~ said:

thannnx    Fg   mysy akily   akily chipz   kha rahy hoo na
jao ham nahi bolty



Lol, arrey meri jaan, mae aap kai leeyeh bhi lekaar ayee hoon!!

Chalo aao, hum saat chips khai gheh!!




Posted 28 Apr 2008
~CHANDNI~ says
MISS SCORPIO said:

~CHANDNI~ said:

thannnx    Fg   mysy akily   akily chipz   kha rahy hoo na
jao ham nahi bolty



Lol, arrey meri jaan, mae aap kai leeyeh bhi lekaar ayee hoon!!

Chalo aao, hum saat chips khai gheh!!








Ilov chips socha tha bary ho kay MR chips say hi shadi karo gy lolz pr chanda say kar li koi baat nahiwoh hamy rooz chips la dety hay
Posted 29 Apr 2008
Rapunzel says
~CHANDNI~ said:

MISS SCORPIO said:

~CHANDNI~ said:

thannnx    Fg   mysy akily   akily chipz   kha rahy hoo na
jao ham nahi bolty



Lol, arrey meri jaan, mae aap kai leeyeh bhi lekaar ayee hoon!!

Chalo aao, hum saat chips khai gheh!!








Ilov chips socha tha bary ho kay MR chips say hi shadi karo gy lolz pr chanda say kar li koi baat nahiwoh hamy rooz chips la dety hay



ye ziada acha hai
Posted 30 Apr 2008
Rapunzel says
Life is Test,Islam is best, Namaz is must,Aakhrut is for rest,World is only dust, If Quran is in chest,nothing need next, Obey ALLAH first. 1st success wil b next


Hey.. Listen .. two people were asking me ur details today. I gave them ur address n mobile number. They will be visiting u soon. Their names r Joy & happiness.

Flowers die,
Stories End,
Songs Fade,
Memories are forgotten,
All things come to End,
But,
"Precious People" Like "You"
Are always remembered.
Posted 30 Apr 2008
MISS SCORPIO says
~CHANDNI~ said:

MISS SCORPIO said:

~CHANDNI~ said:

thannnx    Fg   mysy akily   akily chipz   kha rahy hoo na
jao ham nahi bolty



Lol, arrey meri jaan, mae aap kai leeyeh bhi lekaar ayee hoon!!

Chalo aao, hum saat chips khai gheh!!








Ilov chips socha tha bary ho kay MR chips say hi shadi karo gy lolz pr chanda say kar li koi baat nahiwoh hamy rooz chips la dety hay


Lol, awww, that's so cute!!
Chalo, mae aap kai leeyeh rozz chips lekai aao ghi.
Posted 01 May 2008
MISS SCORPIO says
rapunzel said:

~CHANDNI~ said:

MISS SCORPIO said:

~CHANDNI~ said:

thannnx    Fg   mysy akily   akily chipz   kha rahy hoo na
jao ham nahi bolty



Lol, arrey meri jaan, mae aap kai leeyeh bhi lekaar ayee hoon!!

Chalo aao, hum saat chips khai gheh!!








Ilov chips socha tha bary ho kay MR chips say hi shadi karo gy lolz pr chanda say kar li koi baat nahiwoh hamy rooz chips la dety hay



ye ziada acha hai


Lol.
Posted 01 May 2008
Rapunzel says
Posted 02 May 2008
MISS SCORPIO says
Oh hello ji sohneyoh.
Posted 02 May 2008
Rapunzel says
hi kithe ho sarkar
Posted 02 May 2008
SupidGuy says



For Chandni Antie Ji


You Need Heart!!!
Yeah Dil Aap Ka Hoa……



You Need Friend!!!!
Mujh Se Doosti Karoo Gi…….



You Need Joy!!!!!
Dhoom Machale Dhoom………..



You Need Help!!!!
Main Hoon Naa……….


You Need Balance!!!!!
Ham Aap Ke Hein Kaun??????










Sholly Antie Ji......

Posted 02 May 2008
MISS SCORPIO says
rapunzel said:

hi kithe ho sarkar



Aasi ethe yaa ji, tussi fey gayaab hogeyoh!!
Posted 02 May 2008
Rapunzel says
MISS SCORPIO said:

rapunzel said:

hi kithe ho sarkar



Aasi ethe yaa ji, tussi fey gayaab hogeyoh!!


bus ye lite

Posted 02 May 2008
~CHANDNI~ says
SupidGuy said:




For Chandni Antie Ji


You Need Heart!!!
Yeah Dil Aap Ka Hoa……



You Need Friend!!!!
Mujh Se Doosti Karoo Gi…….



You Need Joy!!!!!
Dhoom Machale Dhoom………..



You Need Help!!!!
Main Hoon Naa……….


You Need Balance!!!!!
Ham Aap Ke Hein Kaun??????










Sholly Antie Ji......



hasssi nahi ayeee









Posted 03 May 2008
~CHANDNI~ says
Gungat Mein Tujhe Dekha To Dewanna Hua,

Sangeet Ka Taraana Hua,

Shamaa Ka Parwana Hua,
Masti Kamastaana Hua,
Jaise Hi Gunghat Uthaya Is Duniya Se Ravana Hua

«ºôº» «ºôº» «ºôº» «ºôº» «ºôº» «ºôº» «ºôº» «ºôº» «ºôº»
Teri LOVELY EYES Ne
Mujpe Ek EFFECT Kiya Hai
Ki Meene Sabko REJECT Karke
Tujko SELECT Kiya Hai

«ºôº» «ºôº» «ºôº» «ºôº» «ºôº» «ºôº» «ºôº» «ºôº» «ºôº»

Ek Ladki Ko Dekha To Aisa Laga
Doosri Ladki Ko Dekha To Vaisa Laga
Jab Dono Ke Joote Lage....To Ek Jaisa Laga!!!
«ºôº» «ºôº» «ºôº» «ºôº» «ºôº» «ºôº» «ºôº» «ºôº» «ºôº»
Bewafa Tum Ho To Wafadaar Hum Bhi Nahi,
Besharam Tum Ho To Sharamdaar Hum Bhi Nahi,
Pyaar Ke Is Mode Par Aake Kehte Ho Shadishuda Ho
To Kya Hua Darling...Kunware Hum Bhi Nahin!

«ºôº» «ºôº» «ºôº» «ºôº» «ºôº» «ºôº» «ºôº» «ºôº» «ºôº»
Jo Ek Galti Karay Woh Anjan
Jo 2 Galti Karay Woh Nadan
Jo 3 Galti Karay Woh Shaitan
Jo Galtion Pay Galti Karay Woh Hindustan

«ºôº» «ºôº» «ºôº» «ºôº» «ºôº» «ºôº» «ºôº» «ºôº» «ºôº»
Woh Ladki Kitni Pyaari Thi, Jis Ko Aankh Maari Thi
Woh Sendal Kitni Bhaari Thi, Jo Us Ney Sar Per Maari Thi

«ºôº» «ºôº» «ºôº» «ºôº» «ºôº» «ºôº» «ºôº» «ºôº» «ºôº»
akabhi kehte the dost hamare ke
"jaan bhi maango to hazir hai",
Aaj apni bivi ko jaan kehte hai ,
aur maango to inkaar karte hain

«ºôº» «ºôº» «ºôº» «ºôº» «ºôº» «ºôº» «ºôº» «ºôº» «ºôº»
Zamane ke dar se teri tasweer toilet mein chupai rakhi hai!
dedar ho tera bar bar isliye julab ki goli kha rakhi hai

«ºôº» «ºôº» «ºôº» «ºôº» «ºôº» «ºôº» «ºôº» «ºôº» «ºôº»
Durakht ke paymane pe chilman E husn ka furkat se sharmana...
Durakht ke paymane pe chilman E husn ka furkat se sharmana...
Ye line samajh me aaye to mujhe zaroor batana
«ºôº» «ºôº» «ºôº» «ºôº» «ºôº» «ºôº» «ºôº» «ºôº» «ºôº
Posted 03 May 2008
Rapunzel says
1st one is awesome

Posted 03 May 2008
~CHANDNI~ says
thannnxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Posted 03 May 2008
Rapunzel says
Posted 04 May 2008
SupidGuy says

~CHANDNI~ said:

SupidGuy said:




For Chandni Antie Ji


You Need Heart!!!
Yeah Dil Aap Ka Hoa……



You Need Friend!!!!
Mujh Se Doosti Karoo Gi…….



You Need Joy!!!!!
Dhoom Machale Dhoom………..



You Need Help!!!!
Main Hoon Naa……….


You Need Balance!!!!!
Ham Aap Ke Hein Kaun??????










Sholly Antie Ji......



hasssi nahi ayeee













































Posted 05 May 2008
MISS SCORPIO says
rapunzel said:

MISS SCORPIO said:

rapunzel said:

hi kithe ho sarkar



Aasi ethe yaa ji, tussi fey gayaab hogeyoh!!


bus ye lite



Iss light koh marna hi hoga.

Posted 05 May 2008
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