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Medical Shayari When you breathe, you respire! Wah Wah! When you breathe, you respire! Wah Wah! When you don't breathe, you expire! Wah Wah, kya baat hai!
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PAIN OF MISSING FRIENDS IS REALISED WHEN YOU ARE ALONE WATCHING A GANG OF FRIENDS ENJOYING IN FRONT OF YOU AND YOU REMEMBERING THE PAST WHICH YOU SPENT WITH YOUR FRIENDS
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Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart, You are blessed with both!. FLATTERED?. Don't Be, it was sent to me, I just wanted you to read it.
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Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 "world peace". That's impossible, he said. Then I asked him 2 give u brains. He said "Let me try world peace"
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If U sneeze once, Think I'm remembering you. If you sneeze twice, Think I want to Meet U. If U sneeze thrice, Think I'm Missing You. 4th Time, Fool Take A Tablet !
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~tasha~ said:
If U sneeze once, Think I'm remembering you. If you sneeze twice, Think I want to Meet U. If U sneeze thrice, Think I'm Missing You. 4th Time, Fool Take A Tablet !
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Chand par kaali ghata chaati to hogi, Sitaron mein Chamak aati to hogi. Tum lakh chupao Duniya se, magar akeley mein tumhe apni shakal pe hansi aati to Hogi.
Ladka apni dilruba se pooch raha hai Kya pyaar karna paap hai? Kya pyaar karna paap hai? Ladke ka dost uske kaan mein bolta hai Abbey patli gali pakad peeche uska baap hai
Aap itraate bahut ho dil ko behlate bahut ho, Sochte hai apko Dinner per le jaye, Par kya kare hamara iraada badal jaata hai, kyunki tum khate bahut ho...!!
DOSTI KI DASTAN Aansu tere nikle , Aakhen mere ho Dil tera dhadke , Dhadkan meri ho Khuda kare humari dosti itni ghehri hoki Naukri tu kare Salary meri ho .
Mohabbat jab pehli baar ho jaye to bholapan hai Dusri baar hojaye to aapnapan hai Tisri baar hojaye to dewanapan hai Phirbhi baaz na aao to kaminapan hai
A dog was chasing a sardar and the sardar was laughing A bystander : why ru laughing ? sardar : I have a Airtel phone but still hutch network is following.
************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ******* Baap bete se "tumhe kesi biwi chahiye" ? Beta : mujhe chand jesi biwi chahiye jo raat ko aaye Aur subha chalijaye
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~CHANDNI~ said:
Chand par kaali ghata chaati to hogi, Sitaron mein Chamak aati to hogi. Tum lakh chupao Duniya se, magar akeley mein tumhe apni shakal pe hansi aati to Hogi.
Ladka apni dilruba se pooch raha hai Kya pyaar karna paap hai? Kya pyaar karna paap hai? Ladke ka dost uske kaan mein bolta hai Abbey patli gali pakad peeche uska baap hai
Aap itraate bahut ho dil ko behlate bahut ho, Sochte hai apko Dinner per le jaye, Par kya kare hamara iraada badal jaata hai, kyunki tum khate bahut ho...!!
DOSTI KI DASTAN Aansu tere nikle , Aakhen mere ho Dil tera dhadke , Dhadkan meri ho Khuda kare humari dosti itni ghehri hoki Naukri tu kare Salary meri ho .
Mohabbat jab pehli baar ho jaye to bholapan hai Dusri baar hojaye to aapnapan hai Tisri baar hojaye to dewanapan hai Phirbhi baaz na aao to kaminapan hai
A dog was chasing a sardar and the sardar was laughing A bystander : why ru laughing ? sardar : I have a Airtel phone but still hutch network is following.
************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ******* Baap bete se "tumhe kesi biwi chahiye" ? Beta : mujhe chand jesi biwi chahiye jo raat ko aaye Aur subha chalijaye
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It's important to find a man who has money, a man who adores you,a man who is great in the sack. It's also imprtant that these 3 men should never meet!