~~Chandani’s SMS counter~~

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~CHANDNI~

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jess jes   ko RANI   ko SMS   karna ho yah kar sakta hay
lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz


kidding yare    .
plz   post your   best of best SMS here
thora   acha SMS pay RANI dee gy 1 star.



50%   achay pau hoon gay .



and 100% achay pay   




to ho jao   shabash shoro ....its a fum maza ayee ga or doston kay liye SMS collection bhi ho jay gyeeeeee..




Posted 21 Feb 2005

~tasha~ says
Medical Shayari When you breathe, you respire! Wah Wah! When you breathe, you respire! Wah Wah! When you don't breathe, you expire! Wah Wah, kya baat hai!
Posted 17 Oct 2008

javad says
PAIN OF MISSING FRIENDS IS REALISED
WHEN YOU ARE ALONE WATCHING A GANG
OF FRIENDS ENJOYING IN FRONT OF YOU
AND YOU REMEMBERING THE PAST WHICH
YOU SPENT WITH YOUR FRIENDS
Posted 17 Oct 2008

~tasha~ says
Posted 18 Oct 2008

~tasha~ says
Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart, You are blessed with both!. FLATTERED?. Don't Be, it was sent to me, I just wanted you to read it.
Posted 18 Oct 2008

~tasha~ says
Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 "world peace". That's impossible, he said. Then I asked him 2 give u brains. He said "Let me try world peace"
Posted 18 Oct 2008

~tasha~ says
If i had gone 4 brain transplantation i have chosen ur brain b'coz i want 2 use the brain that is never used b4
Posted 18 Oct 2008

~tasha~ says
There are 8 ways to describe you... nice, friendly, so cute, loving, very sweet, funny, charming , thoughtful. In short, you're just like.... me !
Posted 18 Oct 2008

~tasha~ says
If U sneeze once, Think I'm remembering you. If you sneeze twice, Think I want to Meet U. If U sneeze thrice, Think I'm Missing You. 4th Time, Fool Take A Tablet !
Posted 18 Oct 2008

~CHANDNI~ says
~tasha~ said:

If U sneeze once, Think I'm remembering you. If you sneeze twice, Think I want to Meet U. If U sneeze thrice, Think I'm Missing You. 4th Time, Fool Take A Tablet !




Lovlyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Posted 18 Oct 2008

~tasha~ says
thx
Posted 19 Oct 2008

~CHANDNI~ says
nExt TAshooo?
Posted 19 Oct 2008

~tasha~ said:

If i had gone 4 brain transplantation i have chosen ur brain b'coz i want 2 use the brain that is never used b4



Posted 19 Oct 2008

~tasha~ says
~CHANDNI~ said:

nExt TAshooo?



soon will
Posted 19 Oct 2008

~tasha~ says
Mystique said:

~tasha~ said:

If i had gone 4 brain transplantation i have chosen ur brain b'coz i want 2 use the brain that is never used b4





thx
Posted 19 Oct 2008

~CHANDNI~ says
Chand par kaali ghata chaati to hogi,
Sitaron mein Chamak aati to hogi.
Tum lakh chupao Duniya se, magar akeley mein
tumhe apni shakal pe hansi aati to Hogi.


************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* **

Ladka apni dilruba se pooch raha hai
Kya pyaar karna paap hai?
Kya pyaar karna paap hai?
Ladke ka dost uske kaan mein bolta hai
Abbey patli gali pakad peeche uska baap hai

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Apki 'smile' ne saara jahan hila diya,
Apki 'smile' ne saara jahan hila diya,
COMA se jaage huye mareez ko permanently sula diya.


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Aap itraate bahut ho dil ko behlate bahut ho,
Sochte hai apko Dinner per le jaye,
Par kya kare hamara iraada badal jaata hai,
kyunki tum khate bahut ho...!!


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Apne roop par itna ghuroor na kar,
sab 2 din ki masti hai,
Tera husn bhi tab tak qayam hai,
jab tak
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
...
..
..Fair & Lovely sasti hai.


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DOSTI KI DASTAN
Aansu tere nikle , Aakhen mere ho
Dil tera dhadke , Dhadkan meri ho
Khuda kare humari dosti itni ghehri hoki
Naukri tu kare Salary meri ho .

************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ******

Sardar selected a short girl to marry….why
Coz guruji told him musibat jitni choti ho utna aacha hai


************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ******

Mohabbat jab pehli baar ho jaye to bholapan hai
Dusri baar hojaye to aapnapan hai
Tisri baar hojaye to dewanapan hai
Phirbhi baaz na aao to kaminapan hai


************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ******

A dog was chasing a sardar and the sardar was laughing
A bystander : why ru laughing ? sardar : I have a
Airtel phone but still hutch network is following.

************ ********* ********* ********* ********* *******
Baap bete se "tumhe kesi biwi chahiye" ?
Beta : mujhe chand jesi biwi chahiye jo raat ko aaye
Aur subha chalijaye


************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********
Posted 19 Oct 2008

~CHANDNI~ says
~tasha~ said:

~CHANDNI~ said:

nExt TAshooo?



soon will


waiting
Posted 19 Oct 2008

~tasha~ says
~CHANDNI~ said:

Chand par kaali ghata chaati to hogi,
Sitaron mein Chamak aati to hogi.
Tum lakh chupao Duniya se, magar akeley mein
tumhe apni shakal pe hansi aati to Hogi.


************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* **

Ladka apni dilruba se pooch raha hai
Kya pyaar karna paap hai?
Kya pyaar karna paap hai?
Ladke ka dost uske kaan mein bolta hai
Abbey patli gali pakad peeche uska baap hai

************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ***

Apki 'smile' ne saara jahan hila diya,
Apki 'smile' ne saara jahan hila diya,
COMA se jaage huye mareez ko permanently sula diya.


************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* *****

Aap itraate bahut ho dil ko behlate bahut ho,
Sochte hai apko Dinner per le jaye,
Par kya kare hamara iraada badal jaata hai,
kyunki tum khate bahut ho...!!


************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ******

Apne roop par itna ghuroor na kar,
sab 2 din ki masti hai,
Tera husn bhi tab tak qayam hai,
jab tak
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
...
..
..Fair & Lovely sasti hai.


************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ****

DOSTI KI DASTAN
Aansu tere nikle , Aakhen mere ho
Dil tera dhadke , Dhadkan meri ho
Khuda kare humari dosti itni ghehri hoki
Naukri tu kare Salary meri ho .

************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ******

Sardar selected a short girl to marry….why
Coz guruji told him musibat jitni choti ho utna aacha hai


************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ******

Mohabbat jab pehli baar ho jaye to bholapan hai
Dusri baar hojaye to aapnapan hai
Tisri baar hojaye to dewanapan hai
Phirbhi baaz na aao to kaminapan hai


************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ******

A dog was chasing a sardar and the sardar was laughing
A bystander : why ru laughing ? sardar : I have a
Airtel phone but still hutch network is following.

************ ********* ********* ********* ********* *******
Baap bete se "tumhe kesi biwi chahiye" ?
Beta : mujhe chand jesi biwi chahiye jo raat ko aaye
Aur subha chalijaye


************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********



Posted 19 Oct 2008

~tasha~ says
Heartbeats are countless, spirits are ageless, dreams are endless, memories are timeless A friend like YOU shameless. Oops . Sorry priceless!!
Posted 19 Oct 2008

~tasha~ says
Unlike others, your brain is a masterpiece. It is divided in 2 parts left & right. In the left nothing is right and in the right nothing is left.     
Posted 19 Oct 2008

~tasha~ says
A Noble Award winner dedicated his Novel to his wife and wrote It"s dedicated to my Wife because in her absence I could complete this Book..."
Posted 19 Oct 2008

~tasha~ says
Scientists are trying to figure out how long a person can live without brain. Please tell them your age!
Posted 19 Oct 2008

~tasha~ says
Promise me v r true frindz, i’m lamp ur lite, i’m coke ur sprite, i’m saawan u r baadal, i’m normal ur pagal. ha ha ha
Posted 19 Oct 2008

~CHANDNI~ says
~tasha~ said:

A Noble Award winner dedicated his Novel to his wife and wrote It"s dedicated to my Wife because in her absence I could complete this Book..."

Posted 19 Oct 2008

~tasha~ says
Posted 19 Oct 2008

~CHANDNI~ says
Posted 19 Oct 2008

~tasha~ says
You love someone... u marry someone else. The one you marry becomes your wife or husband & the one you loved becomes the password of your emai id...!
Posted 19 Oct 2008

~tasha~ says
Hi i am dying to c u, i want to talk to u seriously, but I cant get 2 u, dis stupid gatekeeper is asking me 4 a ticket to enter the zoo!
Posted 19 Oct 2008

~tasha~ says
It's important to find a man who has money, a man who adores you,a man who is great in the sack. It's also imprtant that these 3 men should never meet!
Posted 19 Oct 2008

~tasha~ says
Forest king Virappan died last week. In his memory let us all switch off our mobiles for 2 mins. Plz forward this to all local criminals, as I did.
Posted 19 Oct 2008

~CHANDNI~ says
Posted 19 Oct 2008

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