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~CHANDNI~

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jess jes   ko RANI   ko SMS   karna ho yah kar sakta hay
lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz


kidding yare    .
plz   post your   best of best SMS here
thora   acha SMS pay RANI dee gy 1 star.



50%   achay pau hoon gay .



and 100% achay pay   




to ho jao   shabash shoro ....its a fum maza ayee ga or doston kay liye SMS collection bhi ho jay gyeeeeee..




Posted 21 Feb 2005

~CHANDNI~ says
~tasha~ said:

Hi i am dying to c u, i want to talk to u seriously, but I cant get 2 u, dis stupid gatekeeper is asking me 4 a ticket to enter the zoo!






In education not enough stress is laid upon the need for courage in the character. We must learn to endure. And the only way to learn is by enduring. In courage one sees the brilliant triumph of the soul over the flesh.
Posted 19 Oct 2008

~tasha~ says
~CHANDNI~ said:



beautiful
Posted 19 Oct 2008

~tasha~ says
~CHANDNI~ said:

~tasha~ said:

Hi i am dying to c u, i want to talk to u seriously, but I cant get 2 u, dis stupid gatekeeper is asking me 4 a ticket to enter the zoo!






In education not enough stress is laid upon the need for courage in the character. We must learn to endure. And the only way to learn is by enduring. In courage one sees the brilliant triumph of the soul over the flesh.


Posted 19 Oct 2008

~tasha~ says
What's the difference between wife n neighbours wife? Wife is a chocolate, can have any time. Neighbour's wife is like an ice-cream, shud hv immediately.
Posted 19 Oct 2008

~tasha~ says
A baby fish asked her mother: Y can't we live on earth? Mother Fish: Earth is not the place for FISH, it's made for selfish
Posted 19 Oct 2008

~tasha~ says
Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec, From birth till my death, my feelings 4 u have never changed. For me, you've always been a headache!
Posted 19 Oct 2008

~tasha~ says
Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.
Posted 19 Oct 2008

~tasha~ says
Great Calculation: Only 20% boys have brains. Rest have Girlfriends
Posted 19 Oct 2008

~tasha~ says
A Love Letter from BISCUIT MAKER- Dear Marie, Today is Good Day, U r Anmol for me... But U have Crackjacked my Heart, Bcoz I have a Little Heart, Now I m in 50/50 position...
Posted 19 Oct 2008

~tasha~ says
Monday went on Tuesday 2 Wednesday and asked Thursday whether Friday has told Saturday that Sunday is a holiday. Have a Great Sunday...
Posted 19 Oct 2008

~CHANDNI~ says
~tasha~ said:

What's the difference between wife n neighbours wife? Wife is a chocolate, can have any time. Neighbour's wife is like an ice-cream, shud hv immediately.



Posted 20 Oct 2008

~tasha~ says
thank u sis
Posted 20 Oct 2008

~CHANDNI~ says
An Indian in the US suffered a heart attack on the road and was picked up by an ambulance. He kept repeating - Hari Om Hari Om Hari Om.

When the ambulance pulled into his home drive-way, his wife came out and screamed out to the paramedics:

'Why didn't you take him straight to the hospital?', they
replied 'Because he kept saying hurry home! Hurry home!'
Posted 20 Oct 2008

~tasha~ says
nice
Posted 20 Oct 2008

Rapunzel says
nice msgs chandni n tashu
Posted 20 Oct 2008

~tasha~ says
thx dear
Posted 20 Oct 2008

Rapunzel says
more msgs(frnd teasing)
Posted 20 Oct 2008

~tasha~ says
Posted 20 Oct 2008

~tasha~ says
A Love Letter from BISCUIT MAKER- Dear Marie, Today is Good Day, U r Anmol for me... But U have Crackjacked my Heart, Bcoz I have a Little Heart, Now I m in 50/50 position...
Posted 20 Oct 2008

~tasha~ says
Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls? Both don't exist.
Posted 20 Oct 2008

~tasha~ says
Dream makes everything possible, Hope makes everything work, Luv makes everything beautiful, Smile makes all the above... So always Brush ur Teeth
Posted 20 Oct 2008

~tasha~ says
Have u ever seen a monkey wrapped in a polythene. NO THEN SEE YOUR IDTENTIYCARD.
Posted 20 Oct 2008

~tasha~ says
I LIKE U.. I REALLY LIKE U... I LIKE U VERY MUCH..., I REALLY LIKE U..., KYONKI GEETA MEIN LIKHA HAI..., PAAP SE NAFRAT KARO PAAPI SE NAHI
Posted 20 Oct 2008

~tasha~ says
Good looks catch the eyes, but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED??? Dont Be!!! It was sent to ME, and I just wanted you to read it...
Posted 20 Oct 2008

~tasha~ says
Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ? Mind u - it"s really very very urgent, damn serious and very imp .... I"m playing cards and we"ve misplaced the JOKER."""
Posted 20 Oct 2008

~CHANDNI~ says
WEL done tashoooooooooooooo
Posted 21 Oct 2008

~CHANDNI~ says
The easiest way to make your old car run better, is to check the prices of new car.

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• Sometimes when I reflect back on all the ciggarettes I smoked, I feel ashamed. Then I look into the ciggarette & think about the workers in the ciggarette factory & all of their hopes & dreams. If I don't smoke this ciggarette, they might be out of work & their dreams would be shattered, Then I say to myself, it's better that I smoke this ciggarette & let their dreams come true then be selfish & worry about my LUNGS.

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• Several women appeared in court, each accusing the other of the trouble in the flat where they lived. The judge called for orderly testimony. "I'll hear the oldest first," he decreed. The case was closed for lack of evidence.

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• My wife thinks "freedom of the press" means no-iron clothes.

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• When the best actors are chosen by other actors, it's called the Oscars. When the best actors are chosen by the people, it's called an election.

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• A husband, the owner of a new car, was somewhat reluctant to allow his wife to drove his prize possession.. .even to the grocery store which was a few blocks from the house.
After she insisted, he finally relented, cautioning her as she departed, "Remember, if you have an accident, the newspaper will print your age!"

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• "Take a pencil and paper," the teacher said, "and write an essay with the title 'If I Were a Millionaire'"
Everyone but Philip, who leaned back with arms folded, began to write furiously.
"What's the matter," the teacher asked. "Why don't you begin?"
"I'm waiting for my secretary," he replied.

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• Q: What's the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?
A: A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge.

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• Nurse: A beautiful woman who holds your hand for one full minute and then expects your pulse to be normal

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• A French in a hotel in NY, phoned room service for some pepper.
Attendant: Black pepper or white pepper?
French: Toilette pepper!
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Posted 21 Oct 2008

~tasha~ says
~CHANDNI~ said:

WEL done tashoooooooooooooo



Posted 21 Oct 2008

~tasha~ says
~CHANDNI~ said:

The easiest way to make your old car run better, is to check the prices of new car.

*********
• Sometimes when I reflect back on all the ciggarettes I smoked, I feel ashamed. Then I look into the ciggarette & think about the workers in the ciggarette factory & all of their hopes & dreams. If I don't smoke this ciggarette, they might be out of work & their dreams would be shattered, Then I say to myself, it's better that I smoke this ciggarette & let their dreams come true then be selfish & worry about my LUNGS.

*********

• Several women appeared in court, each accusing the other of the trouble in the flat where they lived. The judge called for orderly testimony. "I'll hear the oldest first," he decreed. The case was closed for lack of evidence.

*********
• My wife thinks "freedom of the press" means no-iron clothes.

*********
• When the best actors are chosen by other actors, it's called the Oscars. When the best actors are chosen by the people, it's called an election.

*********
• A husband, the owner of a new car, was somewhat reluctant to allow his wife to drove his prize possession.. .even to the grocery store which was a few blocks from the house.
After she insisted, he finally relented, cautioning her as she departed, "Remember, if you have an accident, the newspaper will print your age!"

*********

• "Take a pencil and paper," the teacher said, "and write an essay with the title 'If I Were a Millionaire'"
Everyone but Philip, who leaned back with arms folded, began to write furiously.
"What's the matter," the teacher asked. "Why don't you begin?"
"I'm waiting for my secretary," he replied.

*********

• Q: What's the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?
A: A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge.

*********
• Nurse: A beautiful woman who holds your hand for one full minute and then expects your pulse to be normal

*********

• A French in a hotel in NY, phoned room service for some pepper.
Attendant: Black pepper or white pepper?
French: Toilette pepper!
*********



koooool
Posted 21 Oct 2008

~CHANDNI~ says
Posted 21 Oct 2008

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