~CHANDNI~
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Someday u may lose ur hair.u may lose ur teeth- ur money & even lose ur mind.But 1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks.coz u cant lose wot u don’t have!
BadShaH1
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BETA:"PAPA APKI SHADI HO GAI....?" BAAP:" HAN BETA..." BETA:"KIS SE...? BAAP "TUMARI MAA SEY..." BETA " BARAY CHALAK MIKLEY, GHAR ME HE CHAKKAR CHALA LIA..."
~CHANDNI~
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.Msg:- 1 From the moment I saw u, I wanted to be inside u, I love ur smell, the way ur tongue feels, the way u tighten and loosen mmmmmmmmmmmmm…………. NEW SHOES!!!!!!!!!!
Msg:- 2 He came 2 me 1 nite… explored my body… licked- sucked- swallowed & had his fill… wen satisfied he left… I was hurt… DAMN MOSQUITO
Msg:- 3 In da morning I do not eat bcoz I think of u, at noon I do not eat bcoz I think of u, in da evening I do not eat bcoz I think of u, & at night I do not sleep becoz Im hungry.
Msg:- 4 Someday u may lose ur hair.u may lose ur teeth- ur money & even lose ur mind.But 1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks.coz u cant lose wot u don’t have!
Msg:- 5 I had a wet dream about you last night …. I pissed myself laughing when you fell of a cliff!
Msg:- 6 It goes in dry it comes out wet. the longer its in the stronger it gets.we can have it in bed just you and me…its not what you think its a cup of tea!
Msg:- 7 Last nite i wantd u.needed u so badly dat it hurt.wantd 2 taste u.i wantd u in me so u could work ur magic on me… but i couldnt find u.u stupid.. PARACETAMOL!
~CHANDNI~
Age: 124
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BETA:"PAPA APKI SHADI HO GAI....?" BAAP:" HAN BETA..." BETA:"KIS SE...? BAAP "TUMARI MAA SEY..." BETA " BARAY CHALAK MIKLEY, GHAR ME HE CHAKKAR CHALA LIA..."
Mujrim
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~CHANDNI~ said:
BETA:"PAPA APKI SHADI HO GAI....?" BAAP:" HAN BETA..." BETA:"KIS SE...? BAAP "TUMARI MAA SEY..." BETA " BARAY CHALAK MIKLEY, GHAR ME HE CHAKKAR CHALA LIA..."
cutefriend
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Wife: Honey: What are You Looking for in that paper ? Husband : Nothing. Wife : Nothing...?? U've been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ?? Husband : I was just looking for the expiry date
Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why? Husband: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears. Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful am I for you? Husband: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one
Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden. Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles. Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet.
ONLYARBAB
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7 Glance = 1 Smile 7 Smile = 1 Meeting 7 Meeting = 1 Kiss 7 Kisses = 1 Proposal 7 Proposal = 1 Marriage - And that 1 Bloody marriage has 7777777777777 Problems. So beware of glance!
ONLYARBAB
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Plan For Future: Teacher asks children, what do u wish 2 do in future? Ram: I want 2 b a pilot. Vinod: I want 2 b a doctor. Deepa: I want 2 b a good mother. Ravi: I want 2 help Deepa.
ONLYARBAB
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A man is dying of Cancer. His son asked him, "Dad, why do ukeep telling people u're dying of AIDS?" Answer:"So when I'm dead no one will dare touch ur mom!"
~CHANDNI~
Age: 124
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ONLYARBAB said:
7 Glance = 1 Smile 7 Smile = 1 Meeting 7 Meeting = 1 Kiss 7 Kisses = 1 Proposal 7 Proposal = 1 Marriage - And that 1 Bloody marriage has 7777777777777 Problems. So beware of glance!
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