~~Chandani’s SMS counter~~

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~CHANDNI~

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~~pari's SMS counter~~












jess jes   ko RANI   ko SMS   karna ho yah kar sakta hay
lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz


kidding yare    .
plz   post your   best of best SMS here
thora   acha SMS pay RANI dee gy 1 star.



50%   achay pau hoon gay .



and 100% achay pay   




to ho jao   shabash shoro ....its a fum maza ayee ga or doston kay liye SMS collection bhi ho jay gyeeeeee..




Posted 21 Feb 2005

Ayesha says
Posted 24 Jan 2007

~CHANDNI~ says
DREAM
makes all things
Possible,HOPES
makes all things
work,LOVE
makes all things
beautiful,SMILE
makes all the
above work
possible

So

ALWAYS BRUSH UR TEETH!
Posted 24 Jan 2007

~CHANDNI~ says
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I cannot hide this from u any more.
I don't want 2 hurt u
and I feel it's best if I tell u,
before you hear it from someone else

............

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Potato Prices Have Gone Up !

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Posted 24 Jan 2007

~CHANDNI~ says
Posted 25 Jan 2007

~CHANDNI~ says
Posted 27 Jan 2007

~CHANDNI~ says
sms
Posted 31 Jan 2007

~CHANDNI~ says
Someday u may lose ur hair.u may lose ur teeth- ur money & even lose ur mind.But 1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks.coz u cant lose wot u don’t have!
Posted 31 Jan 2007

BadShaH1 says
BETA:"PAPA APKI SHADI HO GAI....?"
BAAP:" HAN BETA..."
BETA:"KIS SE...?
BAAP "TUMARI MAA SEY..."
BETA " BARAY CHALAK MIKLEY, GHAR ME HE CHAKKAR CHALA LIA..."


Posted 31 Jan 2007

~CHANDNI~ says
.Msg:- 1
From the moment I saw u, I wanted to be inside u, I love ur smell, the way ur tongue feels, the way u tighten and loosen mmmmmmmmmmmmm…………. NEW SHOES!!!!!!!!!!

Msg:- 2
He came 2 me 1 nite… explored my body… licked- sucked- swallowed & had his fill… wen satisfied he left… I was hurt… DAMN MOSQUITO

Msg:- 3
In da morning I do not eat bcoz I think of u, at noon I do not eat bcoz I think of u, in da evening I do not eat bcoz I think of u, & at night I do not sleep becoz Im hungry.

Msg:- 4
Someday u may lose ur hair.u may lose ur teeth- ur money & even lose ur mind.But 1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks.coz u cant lose wot u don’t have!

Msg:- 5
I had a wet dream about you last night …. I pissed myself laughing when you fell of a cliff!

Msg:- 6
It goes in dry it comes out wet. the longer its in the stronger it gets.we can have it in bed just you and me…its not what you think its a cup of tea!

Msg:- 7
Last nite i wantd u.needed u so badly dat it hurt.wantd 2 taste u.i wantd u in me so u could work ur magic on me… but i couldnt find u.u stupid.. PARACETAMOL!
Posted 01 Feb 2007

~CHANDNI~ says
BETA:"PAPA APKI SHADI HO GAI....?"
BAAP:" HAN BETA..."
BETA:"KIS SE...?
BAAP "TUMARI MAA SEY..."
BETA " BARAY CHALAK MIKLEY, GHAR ME HE CHAKKAR CHALA LIA..."


Posted 01 Feb 2007

Ayesha says
Posted 01 Feb 2007

~CHANDNI~ says
Posted 01 Feb 2007

~CHANDNI~ says
FRIENDSHIP PUTS SMILE WHERE LOVE LEAVES TEARS
______*_______** * ___________
____________***__*_**** ___________
____________**__**_____* __________
___________***_*__*_____* _________
__________****_____**___****** ____
_________*****______**_*______** __
________*****_______**________*_**
________*****_______*_______* _____
________******_____*_______* ______
_________******____*______* _______
__________********_______* ________
__***_________**______** __________
*******__________** WHAT IS SWEET BUT
_*******_________* NOT HONEY_______
__******_________*_* ______________
___***___*_______** PRECIOUS BUT NOT
___________*_____*__*MONEY_________
_______****_*___* _________________
_____******__*_** BRIGHT BUT NOT...
____*******___** SUNSHINE__________
____*****______* __________________
____**_________* IMPROVE WITH TIME..
_____*_________* BUT NOT WINE???___
_____________*_* _______________
---------------------------------------------
Posted 01 Feb 2007

Mujrim says
~CHANDNI~ said:

BETA:"PAPA APKI SHADI HO GAI....?"
BAAP:" HAN BETA..."
BETA:"KIS SE...?
BAAP "TUMARI MAA SEY..."
BETA " BARAY CHALAK MIKLEY, GHAR ME HE CHAKKAR CHALA LIA..."




Posted 02 Feb 2007

cutefriend says
Posted 02 Feb 2007

Mujrim says
~CHANDNI~ said:

FRIENDSHIP PUTS SMILE WHERE LOVE LEAVES TEARS
______*_______** * ___________
____________***__*_**** ___________
____________**__**_____* __________
___________***_*__*_____* _________
__________****_____**___****** ____
_________*****______**_*______** __
________*****_______**________*_**
________*****_______*_______* _____
________******_____*_______* ______
_________******____*______* _______
__________********_______* ________
__***_________**______** __________
*******__________** WHAT IS SWEET BUT
_*******_________* NOT HONEY_______
__******_________*_* ______________
___***___*_______** PRECIOUS BUT NOT
___________*_____*__*MONEY_________
_______****_*___* _________________
_____******__*_** BRIGHT BUT NOT...
____*******___** SUNSHINE__________
____*****______* __________________
____**_________* IMPROVE WITH TIME..
_____*_________* BUT NOT WINE???___
_____________*_* _______________
---------------------------------------------



wine imroves ur mental ability
Posted 02 Feb 2007

Posted 02 Feb 2007

Mujrim says
it gives u a pleasnt feeling
Posted 02 Feb 2007

cutefriend says
Wife: Honey: What are You Looking for in that paper ?
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Nothing...?? U've been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ??
Husband : I was just looking for the expiry date



Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Husband: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful am I for you?
Husband: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one



Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.
Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles.
Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet.
Posted 05 Feb 2007

Posted 05 Feb 2007

ONLYARBAB says
nice jokes
Posted 05 Feb 2007

ONLYARBAB says
7 Glance = 1 Smile
7 Smile = 1 Meeting
7 Meeting = 1 Kiss
7 Kisses = 1 Proposal
7 Proposal = 1 Marriage -
And that 1 Bloody marriage has 7777777777777 Problems. So beware of glance!
Posted 05 Feb 2007

ONLYARBAB says
Plan For Future:
Teacher asks children, what do u wish 2 do in future?
Ram: I want 2 b a pilot.
Vinod: I want 2 b a doctor.
Deepa: I want 2 b a good mother.
Ravi: I want 2 help Deepa.
Posted 05 Feb 2007

ONLYARBAB says
Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS;
1,Too Many Questions.
2,Difficult to Understand.
3,More Explanation is Needed.
4,Resultis always FAIL!
Posted 05 Feb 2007

ONLYARBAB says
A man is dying of Cancer.
His son asked him, "Dad, why do ukeep telling people u're dying of AIDS?"
Answer:"So when I'm dead no one will dare touch ur mom!"
Posted 05 Feb 2007

ONLYARBAB says
Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife. Two seconds later a report came to
his phone and he started dancing. The report said, "DELIVERED".
Posted 05 Feb 2007

ONLYARBAB says
An Astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope.

A sardar was observing him, Suddenly a star falls, seeings

that sardar shouted "kya nishana hai"
Posted 05 Feb 2007

ONLYARBAB says
When ur life is in darkness pray to God ask him to

free u from darkness and if after you pray and your

still in darkness, please pay your ELECTRICITY BILL !
Posted 05 Feb 2007

ONLYARBAB says
4 hightech sardar inventions:
---Waterproof towel
---Solar powered torch
---Book on how to read
---Pedal powered wheel chair.
Posted 05 Feb 2007

~CHANDNI~ says
ONLYARBAB said:

7 Glance = 1 Smile
7 Smile = 1 Meeting
7 Meeting = 1 Kiss
7 Kisses = 1 Proposal
7 Proposal = 1 Marriage -
And that 1 Bloody marriage has 7777777777777 Problems. So beware of glance!

   nice
Posted 06 Feb 2007

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