~~Chandani’s SMS counter~~

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~CHANDNI~

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~~pari's SMS counter~~












jess jes   ko RANI   ko SMS   karna ho yah kar sakta hay
lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz


kidding yare    .
plz   post your   best of best SMS here
thora   acha SMS pay RANI dee gy 1 star.



50%   achay pau hoon gay .



and 100% achay pay   




to ho jao   shabash shoro ....its a fum maza ayee ga or doston kay liye SMS collection bhi ho jay gyeeeeee..




Posted 21 Feb 2005

~CHANDNI~ says
CHULBULI said:

Jeeto : What are you doing?
Santa : Washing myself, of course
Preeto : Without soap and water?
Santa : Haven’t you ever heard of dry cleaning.


Yash Johar is producing a new film,
And is searching 4 new talent.
I’ve suggested ur name.
Pls go & meet him.
The movie’s name is
“AKKAL HO NA HO”




HAHAHAHHAHAHAHH
     VERY   NICE  CH ILLLI BILLLI
Posted 24 May 2007

~CHANDNI~ says
Keep your face
in the sunshine
and the shadow
will fall behind you.



Posted 24 May 2007

~CHANDNI~ says
har baagh ke phool ko murjana hota hai,
sukh ke saath yaha gum bhi pana hota hai,
zindagi rukh nahin jati ek rang ke jane se,
kho kar bhi har rang ko apnana hota hai!!
.
.
.........













nashe mein dube hai kuch iss tarah,
ab na koi labz hai na koi taal hai...
dekhta tha jiss chehre ko nazar meri,
ab to samne sirf ek sukha gulab hai....
Posted 24 May 2007

~CHANDNI~ says


tootne se hi sub khatam hota,
to aaj duniya mein.. insaano ki kami hoti,
bikhar kar bhi jeeya jata hai yahaan,
warna aaj yahaan shayaro ki mehefil na jami hoti! .
Posted 24 May 2007

~CHANDNI~ says
.Be nice to your kids. They will choose your nursing home one day.   
                                                     
AND FINALLY:         &nb sp;         &nb sp;         &nb sp;           
IF YOU HAVE A LOT OF TENSION AND YOU GET A HEADACHE, DO WHAT IT SAYS ON THE ASPIRIN BOTTLE:    
                                                                          
"TAKE TWO ASPIRIN" AND "KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN"!!!!!     
                                
Quick, send this on to ten people you know.                                 
Nothing will happen if you don't, but if you do, ten people will be laughing!
Posted 24 May 2007

sweetie says


Posted 24 May 2007

~CHANDNI~ says
sweety   jani   welcome....... .....

    love u
   xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Posted 24 May 2007

sweetie says
mee toooooooo me toooooooooooooo

i like ur poetry.. where do u get em from?
Posted 24 May 2007

~CHANDNI~ says
yare   yah   do dill ak sound hay

   jab   dill pay punch parta hay khod ba khod awaz aty hay
Posted 24 May 2007

sweetie says
wah ji wahhhhhhhhh
kya baat kahi hai
Posted 24 May 2007

Mujrim says
aap aur aapkay yeh ajeeb logics
Posted 24 May 2007


logics nahi... ajeeeb science...
phephron sai shairi ki awaz
ankhon mai sitaray
aur dil made of sheesha...

Posted 25 May 2007

Bitoo says
Posted 25 May 2007

~CHANDNI~ says
Mujrim said:

aap aur aapkay yeh ajeeb logics







hi hi hi

ham    nahi samgh    arahy app ko lagta   app ka aljabra   khrab hay
Posted 25 May 2007

~CHANDNI~ says
bahut hi mushkil thi ghari wo judai ki
hum puja karte rahe un ki parchhai ki
humne unhe basaya apne dil mein
aur woh intezaar karte rahe rihai ka ...
Posted 25 May 2007

~CHANDNI~ says
.woh Yadeein hamari satane lage
reh reh ke tanhaiyooo mein aane lage
jo apna samajh ke diya usko ye dil
woh sukhe mein dariya bahane lage
Posted 25 May 2007

~CHANDNI~ says

$4 miss mine

Aapki dosti ko ehsan mante hai,
jawab dena imaan mante hain,
woh aur honge joh dosti me jaan dete hain,
hum toh dosti ko hi apni jaan mante hain.
Posted 25 May 2007

~CHANDNI~ says
Bitoo said:











kiya   mr kharant
Posted 25 May 2007

CHULBULI says
No matter how high the sky is,
How deep the ocean is,
How strong the wind is,
How wide the river is,
I just want to tell YOU….
They’re none of YOUR BUSINESS
Posted 25 May 2007

~CHANDNI~ says
CHULBULI said:

No matter how high the sky is,
How deep the ocean is,
How strong the wind is,
How wide the river is,
I just want to tell YOU….
They’re none of YOUR BUSINESS

Posted 25 May 2007

~CHANDNI~ says
.Ek sardar apna tifiin road par kholta hai...
batao kyun ???

tell tell.. why? ??




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Are yaar.. ye check karne ke liye ki vo office ke liye jara hai ya office se aa raha hai...
Posted 25 May 2007

Posted 25 May 2007

Mujrim says
~CHANDNI~ said:

.Ek sardar apna tifiin road par kholta hai...
batao kyun ???

tell tell.. why? ??




???
????
?
?
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????????
????
??
???
Are yaar.. ye check karne ke liye ki vo office ke liye jara hai ya office se aa raha hai...



aapke liye hota to aapko pata hee nai chalta
rasrte mei hee khajati ho aap
Posted 25 May 2007

CHULBULI says
Posted 25 May 2007

~CHANDNI~ says
jab kabhi mousmoun mein khushbu bikhar jae....

jab kabhi chandni mein raat nikhar jae....

jab kabhi bevaja he dharkan machal jae.....

to samajhna k hum ne ap ko yaad kia he.....
.
.
Posted 25 May 2007

Mujrim says
~CHANDNI~ said:

jab kabhi mousmoun mein khushbu bikhar jae....

jab kabhi chandni mein raat nikhar jae....

jab kabhi bevaja he dharkan machal jae.....

to samajhna k hum ne ap ko yaad kia he.....
.
.



to phir yeh roz hota hai
Posted 25 May 2007

~CHANDNI~ says
dewannny ka khabbbbbbbbbbbbb lolzzzzzzzzzz
Posted 25 May 2007

Mujrim says
par aisa mumkin nai keh aap humei yaad karo
Posted 25 May 2007

~CHANDNI~ says
Posted 25 May 2007

~CHANDNI~ says
to bhi bay misal main bhi baymisal
to bhi ik sawal main bhi ik sawal
to bhi kangal main bhi kangal
aA ja phir khailain mis call mis call,
Posted 25 May 2007

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