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~CHANDNI~

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~~pari's SMS counter~~












jess jes   ko RANI   ko SMS   karna ho yah kar sakta hay
lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz


kidding yare    .
plz   post your   best of best SMS here
thora   acha SMS pay RANI dee gy 1 star.



50%   achay pau hoon gay .



and 100% achay pay   




to ho jao   shabash shoro ....its a fum maza ayee ga or doston kay liye SMS collection bhi ho jay gyeeeeee..




Posted 21 Feb 2005

Mujrim says
buhut achay jee apna naam daldiya beech mei
Posted 12 May 2007

~CHANDNI~ says
ABB DEKHO   CHANDI KAY CATH CHANDA BHI AGYA HAY
Posted 12 May 2007

~CHANDNI~ says

Chaand se hassen hai chandni,
Chandni se hassen hai raat,
Raat se hassen hai zindagi,
Aur woh zindagi hain aap.
~CHANDA~


Posted 12 May 2007

Mujrim says
awwwwww so sweet chandni jee
Posted 12 May 2007

~CHANDNI~ says


.Aap ki Be-Khudi mai jo Justju hoti hai,
Wo Mere qasdan ki Guftgu hai,
Mere jamal se apka khumar chala jaega,
Aur ye SMS BUNDEY ka Zor lagane par b samaj nahi ayega :P



A raindrop looks 2small 2 Eyes
but Somewhere a thirsty flower awaits its fall.
A small sms seems 2small 2u
but it means someone somewhere remembers U !



Rishta Dosti Ka Kisi aur Rishte Se Kam Nai
Mile Agar Acha Dost To Kisi Baat Ka Ghum Nahi
Dosti Mai Pyar Hota Kabi Kam Nahi
Is Liye Tum Bin Hum, Hum Bin Tum Nahi



KAN PAKRO.. CHALO KAN PAKRO...
<0>
    I
   //

UTHAK BAITHAK
KARO...

<0>
   /
   >>

<0>
>>
SHABASH...
AB SMS KARTE
REHNA WARNA
PHIR YEHI SAZA
MILEGI



Life is Sea
~~_~_~_~_~_~
Is mai Dil kinara hai aur DOST lehren
Ye mat dekho k kitni Lehren hain
balke ye dekho k kon c leher kinare k ziada Qareeb hai



/\,/\
( ';' )
( , )
(,)(,)
Main na....
Main na...
Aap se bohat nalaaj hUn.
Aap na...
Aap na....
Muje toi b Msg nai talti
Aap Dhandi ho...
Baat bhi nahi talti,



Tum



aChe



Sache



pYare



ImaNdaR



SamAJdar



AqalmAnD



shareeF


logon se
dur rehna


Warna



WO b
"Bighr" jayenge



Kasam Se Tum Bohat Khubsurat Ho
Dunya ki Nazar Se khud ko Bacha Lo
Kajal ka 'TEEKA' To Tumhare Liye kam Hai

Ek kala 'JOOTA' B Galay Mai Latka Lo! hahaha



Friends & Friendship
It's a Package of "Feelings"
Nobody can "Make" it,
Nobody can "Break" it,
Nobody can "Explain" it,
Only "me" & "U" can "Feel" it...



"Allah se Duaa"
Jo Mujhe Bhul jaye us ka Mobile Toot jaye,
charger jal jaye,
us ki sim block ho jaye,
us ka sms kaam na kare,
usay local cal per b roaming pare,
miss cal kare to mobile hang ho jaye,
software ur jaye,
display dim ho jaye,
Hamesha card dalta rahe aur card b jaldi khatam ho jaye.!
Aamin
Posted 12 May 2007

Mujrim says
gud 1 chandni jee
Posted 12 May 2007

~CHANDNI~ says
............ ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... .......

For the best mom
who always had a smile for me
I know we may be far apart right now
So here's a great big hug and kiss
Happy Mother's Day
............ ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... .......
Posted 13 May 2007

~CHANDNI~ says
1) Laughter
!s a great
mental t�n!c.
!t can d!spel anx!ety,
help manage stress,
depress!on,
fear & w�rry.
Get h!gh �n
laughter!
Have a
ha-ha-ha-happy Day! ('-')


2) Look at sun & u c TIME.
Look in heart & u c LOVE.
Look in eyes & u c LIFE.
Look at ur mobile &u c who's thinking of U! Its me.


3) 'Near ones r not dear'.'Dear ones r not near'.Itz easy to rmbr the near ones,but vry difficult to forget the dear ones.....


4) I opened an account 4 u at the Universal Bank of GOD's Blessings n deposited 360 days full of Love Faith n Joy! Enjoy withdrawings !


5) Whnevr u want2 knw how rich u r, Juz drop a tear frm ur eyes n luk around..the no.of hands that reach out2 wipe ur tears wil tel how rich u r.


6) Wishin D sweetest mornin
to a sweet natured person..
God has been really kind..
May u wake up
and fall frm the bed today..
GUD MORNING!!


7) SCIENCE has proved that SUGAR dissolves in WATER. Thank GOD u dont take BATH, else i wud hav lost my SWEET FRIEND..


8)
G-Go 2 bed.
O-Off da light.
O-Out of tension.
D-Dreams come.
N-Nice sleep.
I-Ignore worries.
G-Get up early.
H-Hv nice thoughts.
T-Thank GOD.
Posted 13 May 2007

Mujrim says
MASHALLAH collection achi hai aapki jee
Posted 13 May 2007

~CHANDNI~ says
Posted 13 May 2007

Mujrim says
aapki yeh collection mei izafa hota rahay amin
Posted 13 May 2007


Jala dia tum nay ghar hamara
ghain ghubara fay fawara....




Posted 14 May 2007

~CHANDNI~ says
Posted 14 May 2007

Mujrim says
wah re rehan jee
Posted 14 May 2007

~CHANDNI~ says

M - O - T - H - E - R
" M" is for the million things she gave me,
" O" means only that she's growing old,
"T" is for the tears she shed to save me,
"H" is for her heart of purest gold;
"E" is for her eyes, with love-light shining,
"R" means right, and right she'll always be,
Put them all together, they spell
"MOTHER,"
Posted 15 May 2007

~CHANDNI~ says
4   molanaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa



what is   commman btw morgga ang molvi

1 both start with     (M)

2 both hav there head covverd
3 both   give     AZAN
4   BOTH   GO    ;CRAZY   WHEN THE SAA    A MORGGGI
Posted 15 May 2007

Mujrim says
gud1 chandni jee
Posted 15 May 2007

~CHANDNI~ says
Posted 15 May 2007

Mujrim says
Posted 15 May 2007


Posted 16 May 2007

kOoLeSt1 says
Posted 16 May 2007

~CHANDNI~ says
Posted 16 May 2007

~CHANDNI~ says
.
Sometimes Struggles are exactly what we need in our life.
                    If we were to go through life without any obstacles,
It would cripple us.
                We would not be as strong as we could have been
    And we could never fly.
       So next time you are faced with an obstacle,

                                                                                                                  A challenge, or a problem,

     Struggle a little- then fly.

                                                   Very Good Morning... Have a nice day ahead...
Posted 16 May 2007

~CHANDNI~ says
WOL    WROTE   4 ME


chanda ki chandni bhi gaa rahi ,

teray khushboo bhi aa rahi hay
rim jhim barish bhi aa rahi hay
barish ki rim jhim kuch ga rahi hay
by tabi dil py mery chaa rahi hay
khusbhoo faza bhi teri laa rahi hay
armanoun py sitam dhaa rahi hay

teri khabar naa koi aa rahi hay
terei yaad aar rahi hay

meri jaan jaa rahi hay


Posted 16 May 2007

~CHANDNI~ says
"Jokes are always just jokes ,they can never be a reality"........ :)
now its safe to read on......

Every man should get married some time; after all,
happiness is not the only thing in life!! --Anonymous

------------------------------------------------------------ ---------
Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair
that some men should be happier than others --Oscar Wilde


- ------------------------------------------------------------ ---------
Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper.
--Scottish Proverb


- ------------------------------------------------------------ ---------
I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for
two years. --Sam Kinison

- ------------------------------------------------------------ ---------
A psychiatrist is a person who will give you
expensive answers that your wife will give you for free.
--Anonymous

------------------------------------------------------------ ---------
Bachelors know more about women than married men;
if they didn't, they'd be married too.
--H. L. Mencken

------------------------------------------------------------ ---------
Men have a better time than women; for one thing,
they marry later;for another thing, they die earlier.
--H. L. Mencken

- ------------------------------------------------------------ ---------
"A man without a woman is like a fish without a
bicycle." - U2

- ------------------------------------------------------------ ---------
Marriage is a three-ring circus:
--engagement ring
--wedding ring
--suffering

------------------------------------------------------------ ---------
When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows
why. When a ten-year married couple smiles, everyone
wonders why.

------------------------------------------------------------ ---------
Love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener.

- ------------------------------------------------------------ ---------
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife,
you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife.

------------------------------------------------------------ ---------
I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding
her way back to home always.--Anonymous

- ------------------------------------------------------------ ---------
I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our
anniversary?" She said,"Somewhere I have never been!" I told her,
"How about the kitchen?"--Anonymous

------------------------------------------------------------ ------
We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.

- ------------------------------------------------------------ ------
My wife was in beauty saloon for two hours.
That was only for the estimate.--Anonymous

- ------------------------------------------------------------ ------
She got a mudpack and looked great for two days.Then
the mud fell off.--Anonymous

------------------------------------------------------------ ---------
She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too
late for the garbage?"
Following her down the street I yelled, "No, jump in."
--Anonymous


------------------------------------------------------------ ---------
Badd Teddy recently explained to me why he refuses
to get to married.
He says "the wedding rings look like minature
handcuffs....."--Anonymous

------------------------------------------------------------ ---------
If your dog is barking at the back door and your
wife yelling at the frontdoor, who do you let in first?
The Dog of course...at least he'll shut up after u
let him in!--Anonymous

------------------------------------------------------------ ---------
A man placed some flowers on the grave of his
dearly parted mother and started back toward his car when his
attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave. The
man seemed to be praying with profound intensity and kept
repeating, 'Why did u have to die? Why did you have to die?"
The first man approached him and said,"Sir, I don't wish to
interfere with your private grief, but this demonstration of pain in
is more than I've ever seen before. For whom do you mourn so?
Deeply? A child? A parent?"The mourner took a moment to collect
himself, then replied "My wife's first husband."

- ------------------------------------------------------------ ---------
A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over,
made a wish and threw in a penny. The wife decided to make a wish,
too. But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned.
The husband was stunned for a while but then smiled " It really works ! ".
Posted 16 May 2007

~CHANDNI~ says
~CHANDNI~ said:

WOL    WROTE   4 ME


chanda ki chandni bhi gaa rahi ,

teray khushboo bhi aa rahi hay
rim jhim barish bhi aa rahi hay
barish ki rim jhim kuch ga rahi hay
by tabi dil py mery chaa rahi hay
khusbhoo faza bhi teri laa rahi hay
armanoun py sitam dhaa rahi hay

teri khabar naa koi aa rahi hay
terei yaad aar rahi hay

meri jaan jaa rahi hay





Posted 16 May 2007

Mujrim says
awesome yaar
Posted 16 May 2007

hehe.. nice one sistaaa
Posted 16 May 2007

~CHANDNI~ says
Posted 17 May 2007

~CHANDNI~ says
,"Jokes are always just jokes ,they can never be a reality".... .... :)
now its safe to read on......

Every man should get married some time; after all,
happiness is not the only thing in life!! --Anonymous

------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ---
Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair
that some men should be happier than others --Oscar Wilde


------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ----
Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper.
--Scottish Proverb


------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ----
I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for
two years. --Sam Kinison

------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ----
A psychiatrist is a person who will give you
expensive answers that your wife will give you for free.
--Anonymous

------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ---
Bachelors know more about women than married men;
if they didn't, they'd be married too.
--H. L. Mencken

------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ---
Men have a better time than women; for one thing,
they marry later;for another thing, they die earlier.
--H. L. Mencken

------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ----
"A man without a woman is like a fish without a
bicycle." - U2

------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ----
Marriage is a three-ring circus:
--engagement ring
--wedding ring
--suffering

------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ---
When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows
why. When a ten-year married couple smiles, everyone
wonders why.

------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ---
Love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener.

------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ----
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife,
you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife.

------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ---
I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding
her way back to home always.--Anonymous

------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ----
I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our
anniversary? " She said,"Somewhere I have never been!" I told her,
"How about the kitchen?"--Anonymou s

------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ---------
We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.

------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -
My wife was in beauty saloon for two hours.
That was only for the estimate.--Anonymou s

------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -
She got a mudpack and looked great for two days.Then
the mud fell off.--Anonymous

------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ---
She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too
late for the garbage?"
Following her down the street I yelled, "No, jump in."
--Anonymous


------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ---
Badd Teddy recently explained to me why he refuses
to get to married.
He says "the wedding rings look like minature
handcuffs... .."--Anonymous

------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ---
If your dog is barking at the back door and your
wife yelling at the frontdoor, who do you let in first?
The Dog of course...at least he'll shut up after u
let him in!--Anonymous

------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ---
A man placed some flowers on the grave of his
dearly parted mother and started back toward his car when his
attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave. The
man seemed to be praying with profound intensity and kept
repeating, 'Why did u have to die? Why did you have to die?"
The first man approached him and said,"Sir, I don't wish to
interfere with your private grief, but this demonstration of pain in
is more than I've ever seen before. For whom do you mourn so?
Deeply? A child? A parent?"The mourner took a moment to collect
himself, then replied "My wife's first husband."

------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ----
A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over,
made a wish and threw in a penny. The wife decided to make a wish,
too. But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned.
The husband was stunned for a while but then smiled " It really works ! "
Posted 17 May 2007

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