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.Aap ki Be-Khudi mai jo Justju hoti hai, Wo Mere qasdan ki Guftgu hai, Mere jamal se apka khumar chala jaega, Aur ye SMS BUNDEY ka Zor lagane par b samaj nahi ayega :P
A raindrop looks 2small 2 Eyes but Somewhere a thirsty flower awaits its fall. A small sms seems 2small 2u but it means someone somewhere remembers U !
Rishta Dosti Ka Kisi aur Rishte Se Kam Nai Mile Agar Acha Dost To Kisi Baat Ka Ghum Nahi Dosti Mai Pyar Hota Kabi Kam Nahi Is Liye Tum Bin Hum, Hum Bin Tum Nahi
KAN PAKRO.. CHALO KAN PAKRO... <0> I //
UTHAK BAITHAK KARO...
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<0> >> SHABASH... AB SMS KARTE REHNA WARNA PHIR YEHI SAZA MILEGI
Life is Sea ~~_~_~_~_~_~ Is mai Dil kinara hai aur DOST lehren Ye mat dekho k kitni Lehren hain balke ye dekho k kon c leher kinare k ziada Qareeb hai
/\,/\ ( ';' ) ( , ) (,)(,) Main na.... Main na... Aap se bohat nalaaj hUn. Aap na... Aap na.... Muje toi b Msg nai talti Aap Dhandi ho... Baat bhi nahi talti,
Tum
aChe
Sache
pYare
ImaNdaR
SamAJdar
AqalmAnD
shareeF
logon se dur rehna
Warna
WO b "Bighr" jayenge
Kasam Se Tum Bohat Khubsurat Ho Dunya ki Nazar Se khud ko Bacha Lo Kajal ka 'TEEKA' To Tumhare Liye kam Hai
Ek kala 'JOOTA' B Galay Mai Latka Lo! hahaha
Friends & Friendship It's a Package of "Feelings" Nobody can "Make" it, Nobody can "Break" it, Nobody can "Explain" it, Only "me" & "U" can "Feel" it...
"Allah se Duaa" Jo Mujhe Bhul jaye us ka Mobile Toot jaye, charger jal jaye, us ki sim block ho jaye, us ka sms kaam na kare, usay local cal per b roaming pare, miss cal kare to mobile hang ho jaye, software ur jaye, display dim ho jaye, Hamesha card dalta rahe aur card b jaldi khatam ho jaye.! Aamin
For the best mom who always had a smile for me I know we may be far apart right now So here's a great big hug and kiss Happy Mother's Day ............ ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... .......
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1) Laughter !s a great mental t�n!c. !t can d!spel anx!ety, help manage stress, depress!on, fear & w�rry. Get h!gh �n laughter! Have a ha-ha-ha-happy Day! ('-')
2) Look at sun & u c TIME. Look in heart & u c LOVE. Look in eyes & u c LIFE. Look at ur mobile &u c who's thinking of U! Its me.
3) 'Near ones r not dear'.'Dear ones r not near'.Itz easy to rmbr the near ones,but vry difficult to forget the dear ones.....
4) I opened an account 4 u at the Universal Bank of GOD's Blessings n deposited 360 days full of Love Faith n Joy! Enjoy withdrawings !
5) Whnevr u want2 knw how rich u r, Juz drop a tear frm ur eyes n luk around..the no.of hands that reach out2 wipe ur tears wil tel how rich u r.
6) Wishin D sweetest mornin to a sweet natured person.. God has been really kind.. May u wake up and fall frm the bed today.. GUD MORNING!!
7) SCIENCE has proved that SUGAR dissolves in WATER. Thank GOD u dont take BATH, else i wud hav lost my SWEET FRIEND..
8) G-Go 2 bed. O-Off da light. O-Out of tension. D-Dreams come. N-Nice sleep. I-Ignore worries. G-Get up early. H-Hv nice thoughts. T-Thank GOD.
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M - O - T - H - E - R " M" is for the million things she gave me, " O" means only that she's growing old, "T" is for the tears she shed to save me, "H" is for her heart of purest gold; "E" is for her eyes, with love-light shining, "R" means right, and right she'll always be, Put them all together, they spell "MOTHER,"
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. Sometimes Struggles are exactly what we need in our life. If we were to go through life without any obstacles, It would cripple us. We would not be as strong as we could have been And we could never fly. So next time you are faced with an obstacle,
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WOL WROTE 4 ME
chanda ki chandni bhi gaa rahi ,
teray khushboo bhi aa rahi hay rim jhim barish bhi aa rahi hay barish ki rim jhim kuch ga rahi hay by tabi dil py mery chaa rahi hay khusbhoo faza bhi teri laa rahi hay armanoun py sitam dhaa rahi hay
teri khabar naa koi aa rahi hay terei yaad aar rahi hay
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"Jokes are always just jokes ,they can never be a reality"........ :) now its safe to read on......
Every man should get married some time; after all, happiness is not the only thing in life!! --Anonymous
------------------------------------------------------------ --------- Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others --Oscar Wilde
- ------------------------------------------------------------ --------- Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper. --Scottish Proverb
- ------------------------------------------------------------ --------- I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. --Sam Kinison
- ------------------------------------------------------------ --------- A psychiatrist is a person who will give you expensive answers that your wife will give you for free. --Anonymous
------------------------------------------------------------ --------- Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't, they'd be married too. --H. L. Mencken
------------------------------------------------------------ --------- Men have a better time than women; for one thing, they marry later;for another thing, they die earlier. --H. L. Mencken
- ------------------------------------------------------------ --------- "A man without a woman is like a fish without a bicycle." - U2
- ------------------------------------------------------------ --------- Marriage is a three-ring circus: --engagement ring --wedding ring --suffering
------------------------------------------------------------ --------- When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows why. When a ten-year married couple smiles, everyone wonders why.
------------------------------------------------------------ --------- Love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener.
- ------------------------------------------------------------ --------- When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife.
------------------------------------------------------------ --------- I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back to home always.--Anonymous
- ------------------------------------------------------------ --------- I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?" She said,"Somewhere I have never been!" I told her, "How about the kitchen?"--Anonymous
------------------------------------------------------------ ------ We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
- ------------------------------------------------------------ ------ My wife was in beauty saloon for two hours. That was only for the estimate.--Anonymous
- ------------------------------------------------------------ ------ She got a mudpack and looked great for two days.Then the mud fell off.--Anonymous
------------------------------------------------------------ --------- She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?" Following her down the street I yelled, "No, jump in." --Anonymous
------------------------------------------------------------ --------- Badd Teddy recently explained to me why he refuses to get to married. He says "the wedding rings look like minature handcuffs....."--Anonymous
------------------------------------------------------------ --------- If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife yelling at the frontdoor, who do you let in first? The Dog of course...at least he'll shut up after u let him in!--Anonymous
------------------------------------------------------------ --------- A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly parted mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave. The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity and kept repeating, 'Why did u have to die? Why did you have to die?" The first man approached him and said,"Sir, I don't wish to interfere with your private grief, but this demonstration of pain in is more than I've ever seen before. For whom do you mourn so? Deeply? A child? A parent?"The mourner took a moment to collect himself, then replied "My wife's first husband."
- ------------------------------------------------------------ --------- A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny. The wife decided to make a wish, too. But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned. The husband was stunned for a while but then smiled " It really works ! ".
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~CHANDNI~ said:
WOL WROTE 4 ME
chanda ki chandni bhi gaa rahi ,
teray khushboo bhi aa rahi hay rim jhim barish bhi aa rahi hay barish ki rim jhim kuch ga rahi hay by tabi dil py mery chaa rahi hay khusbhoo faza bhi teri laa rahi hay armanoun py sitam dhaa rahi hay
teri khabar naa koi aa rahi hay terei yaad aar rahi hay
Age: 124
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,"Jokes are always just jokes ,they can never be a reality".... .... :) now its safe to read on......
Every man should get married some time; after all, happiness is not the only thing in life!! --Anonymous
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --- Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others --Oscar Wilde
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ---- Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper. --Scottish Proverb
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ---- I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. --Sam Kinison
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ---- A psychiatrist is a person who will give you expensive answers that your wife will give you for free. --Anonymous
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --- Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't, they'd be married too. --H. L. Mencken
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --- Men have a better time than women; for one thing, they marry later;for another thing, they die earlier. --H. L. Mencken
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ---- "A man without a woman is like a fish without a bicycle." - U2
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ---- Marriage is a three-ring circus: --engagement ring --wedding ring --suffering
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --- When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows why. When a ten-year married couple smiles, everyone wonders why.
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --- Love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener.
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ---- When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife.
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --- I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back to home always.--Anonymous
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ---- I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary? " She said,"Somewhere I have never been!" I told her, "How about the kitchen?"--Anonymou s
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- - My wife was in beauty saloon for two hours. That was only for the estimate.--Anonymou s
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- - She got a mudpack and looked great for two days.Then the mud fell off.--Anonymous
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --- She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?" Following her down the street I yelled, "No, jump in." --Anonymous
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --- Badd Teddy recently explained to me why he refuses to get to married. He says "the wedding rings look like minature handcuffs... .."--Anonymous
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --- If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife yelling at the frontdoor, who do you let in first? The Dog of course...at least he'll shut up after u let him in!--Anonymous
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --- A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly parted mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave. The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity and kept repeating, 'Why did u have to die? Why did you have to die?" The first man approached him and said,"Sir, I don't wish to interfere with your private grief, but this demonstration of pain in is more than I've ever seen before. For whom do you mourn so? Deeply? A child? A parent?"The mourner took a moment to collect himself, then replied "My wife's first husband."
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ---- A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny. The wife decided to make a wish, too. But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned. The husband was stunned for a while but then smiled " It really works ! "