~~Chandani’s SMS counter~~

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~CHANDNI~

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~~pari's SMS counter~~












jess jes   ko RANI   ko SMS   karna ho yah kar sakta hay
lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz


kidding yare    .
plz   post your   best of best SMS here
thora   acha SMS pay RANI dee gy 1 star.



50%   achay pau hoon gay .



and 100% achay pay   




to ho jao   shabash shoro ....its a fum maza ayee ga or doston kay liye SMS collection bhi ho jay gyeeeeee..




Posted 21 Feb 2005

Mujrim says
kya sachayee hai biyan kari hai
chandni jee
Posted 17 May 2007

~CHANDNI~ says
Posted 17 May 2007

Mujrim says
wah re larkiyon ke upar mast jokes bante hai waisay
Posted 18 May 2007


last on is kooooooool...

Posted 18 May 2007

~CHANDNI~ says
Posted 18 May 2007

~CHANDNI~ says
1. Compaq is considering changing the command "Press Any Key" to "Press Return Key" because of the flood of calls asking where the "Any" key is.

2. AST technical support had a caller complaining that her mouse was hard to control with the dust cover on. The cover turned out to be the plastic bag the mouse was packaged in.

3. Another Dell customer called to say he couldn't get his computer to fax anything. After 40 minutes of troubleshooting, the technician discovered the man was trying to fax a piece of paper by holding it in front of the monitor screen and hitting the "Send" key.

4. Yet another Dell customer called to complain that his keyboard no longer worked. He had cleaned it by filling up his bathtub with soap and water and soaking the keyboard for a day, then removing all the keys and washing them individually.

5. A Dell technician received a call from a customer who was enraged because his computer had told him he was "Bad and an invalid." The tech explained that the computer's "bad command" and "invalid" responses shouldn't be taken personally.

6. A confused caller to IBM was having trouble printing documents. He told the technician that the computer had said it "couldn't find printer."
The user had also tried turning the computer screen to face the printer-but that his computer still couldn't "see" the printer.

7. An exasperated caller to Dell Computer Tech Support couldn't get her new Dell Computer to turn on. After ensuring the computer was plugged in, the technician asked her what happened when she pushed the power button. Her response, "I pushed and pushed on this foot pedal and nothing happened." The "foot pedal" turned out to be the computer's mouse...

8. Another customer called Compaq tech support to say her brand new computer wouldn't work. She said she unpacked the unit, plugged it in and sat there for 20 minutes waiting for something to happen. When asked what happened when she pressed the power switch, she asked, "What power switch?"

9. Another IBM customer had trouble installing software and rang for support. "I put in the first disk, and that was OK. It said to put in the second disk, and had some problems with the disk. When it said to put in the third disk, I couldn't even fit it in..." The user hadn't realized that "Insert Disk 2" implied removing Disk 1 first.

10. A story from a Novell NetWare SysOp:
CALLER: "Hello, is this Tech Support?"
TECH: "Yes, it is. How may I help you?"
CALLER: "The cup holder on my PC is broken -and I am within my warranty period. How do I go about getting that fixed?"
TECH: "I'm sorry, but did you say a cup holder?"
CALLER: "Yes, it's attached to the front of my computer."
TECH: "Please excuse me. If I seem a bit stumped, it's because I am. Did you receive this as part of a promotional at a trade show? How did you get this cup holder? Does it have any trademark on it?"
CALLER: "It came with my computer. I don't know anything about a promotional. It just has '4X' on it." At this point, the Tech Rep had to mute the caller because he couldn't stand it. He was laughing too hard.The caller had been using the load drawer of the CD-ROM drive as a cup holder and it had snapped it off the drive.

11. A woman called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer.
The tech asked her if she was "running it under windows."
The woman responded, "No, my desk is next to the door. But that is a good point.
The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window and his printer is working fine."

12. And last but not least:
TECH SUPPORT: "O.K. Bob, let's press the control and escape keys at the same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now type the letter "P" to bring up the Program Manager."
CUSTOMER: "I don't have a 'P'".
TECH SUPPORT: "On your keyboard, Bob."
CUSTOMER: "What do you mean?"
TECH SUPPORT: " 'P' on your keyboard, Bob."
CUSTOMER: "I'm not going to do that!" .
Posted 18 May 2007


"P" on your keyboard

Posted 18 May 2007

~CHANDNI~ says
Posted 18 May 2007

Mujrim says
me aint gonna P too
Posted 18 May 2007

~CHANDNI~ says
     


Let Me Guess what U R doing
Reading book?
Na Na!
Listining Music?
Oho!
Watching TV?
Nah!
Caught U!
Missing Me and reading My SMS na!!
Oh now U R smiling



Ek bar Jaan mang k to dekho.

Ek bar Yaad kar k to dekho.
Agar Hum na aaye to samajh lena.....

K

Shahzada Soya hua hai aur cell Vibration pe hai..



HAWAON k Haath ek Armaan bheja hai

NETWORK k zariye ek PAIGAAM bheja hai

Fursat Mile to QABOOL kar lena

Is DOST ne Aap ko SALAM bheja hain



03% Khushi
33% Mushkil
23% Dukh
08% Smile
4% Ghum
98% Tension
Door karna chahte hoto ye sub number mila ker call karo Tension Khatam ho jayegi INSHA ALLAH :p



Hum Kushbu k Sodagar hain,
Aur Sauda Sacha krte hain

Jo Gahak Phulon jasa ho,
Hum bin Damon bik jatay hain

Hum sher-e-wafa k logon ka,
Tum Haal bhala kya jano ge

Hum Dil ki Chot chupate hain,
Aur Aansu tak Pee jate hain



Ek Cheez


Ap k piche hai


Ap ko Dhond rahi hai

Ap ko her Mushkil se bachane k lye

Jo Ap ka Bhala chahti hai

pata hai kia?


      "MERI DUAA"



Roz-e-Mahshar Jab Hisaab Kitaab Honge

"MOBILE RAKHNE"
Wale b Be-Naqaab Honge

Jab Hogi MSG Na Karne Walon Ki GINTI

Sar-e-Fehrist Janaab "AAP"
Honge



Ek Aadmi Qabar per Betha tha.

Musafir ne pucha Darr nahi lagta kya?

Aadmi ne Jawab dya Darne ki kya baat hai?

Andar Garmi lag rahi thi to bahar aa gaya :-p



HOSLEY sarey Aazma betha

Main Zamane k Ghum Bhula betha

Jis ki Chahat mai Umar Bhar Tarpa

Us ki SHAADI ki BIRYANI kha betha



Smile is a Language of Love.
Smile is a Source to Win Hearts.
Smile is a Name of Livelyhood
AND Smile Creats Greatness in Personality
SO ''KEEP SMILING..
Posted 18 May 2007


Agar MOLVI film banana shuru kar day to
to new movies kcuh aisay hon gee

KAHO NA RAMZAN HAI
HAM ZAKAT DAY CHUKAY sANAM
HALWAY KA QARZ
MADRISAY KAB AAO GAY
AIK NIKAH AUR SAHI
MOLVI DA KHARAK





Posted 19 May 2007

~CHANDNI~ says
Rehan M Din said:


Agar MOLVI film banana shuru kar day to
to new movies kcuh aisay hon gee

KAHO NA RAMZAN HAI
HAM ZAKAT DAY CHUKAY sANAM
HALWAY KA QARZ
MADRISAY KAB AAO GAY
AIK NIKAH AUR SAHI
MOLVI DA KHARAK








    ha hahahahhahahahha   wah kiya   detailz batyn apny   bary mayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy


   hahhahahhahahhahahhahahahhahahahahhahahhah a
hhahahhahahahha
Posted 19 May 2007

~CHANDNI~ says
.yeh jo zindagi ki kitab ha, yeh kitab bhi kya kitab ha
kahien ek haseen sa khawab ha, kahien jaan laiwa azab ha
kahien ansuon ki ha dastaan, kahien muskarahatoon ka bayan ha
kaey chahre iss mein chupay huwe,ek ajeeb sa yeh naqab ha
kahien kho diya kahien paa liya,kahien ro liya kahien ga liya,
kahien cheen laiti ha her khushi, kahien meharban be-hesaab ha,
kahien barkatoon ki hain barshain, kahien tashnagi be-hesaab ha
Posted 19 May 2007

~CHANDNI~ says














.A sardarji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U sister....


Posted 19 May 2007

~CHANDNI~ says
.One day Sardar happened to see a marathon race.
"What the guys are doing" asked the sardar.
" We are running a marathon. The winner will get prize" replied one
runner.
"Only the winner will get prize! Then why others are participating!!"
Exclaimed the Sardar
Posted 19 May 2007

~CHANDNI~ says
.A sardarji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U sister....
.
Posted 19 May 2007

~CHANDNI~ says
Posted 20 May 2007

cutefriend says
wah jee wah

barye changye chagney sms hain
Posted 20 May 2007

~CHANDNI~ says
dill dost ko do ge to dost banao ge,
saathi ko do ge to saathi banao ge,
gheron ko doge qadar karvao ge,
or agar apno ko doge to pachtao ge.
Posted 20 May 2007

~CHANDNI~ says
yeh jo zindagi ki kitab ha, yeh kitab bhi kya kitab ha
kahien ek haseen sa khawab ha, kahien jaan laiwa azab ha
kahien ansuon ki ha dastaan, kahien muskarahatoon ka bayan ha
kaey chahre iss mein chupay huwe,ek ajeeb sa yeh naqab ha
kahien kho diya kahien paa liya,kahien ro liya kahien ga liya,
kahien cheen laiti ha her khushi, kahien meharban be-hesaab ha,
kahien barkatoon ki hain barshain, kahien tashnagi be-hesaab ha .
Posted 20 May 2007

cutefriend says
ohhhhhhhh wowwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

koi flirty kisim ka sms post keroo na
Posted 20 May 2007

~CHANDNI~ says
mera   thper pata   nahi kahan gya
Posted 20 May 2007

cutefriend says
kiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Posted 21 May 2007

~CHANDNI~ says
thappppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppper
Posted 21 May 2007

cutefriend says
woh kia hota haiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Posted 21 May 2007

~CHANDNI~ said:

Rehan M Din said:


Agar MOLVI film banana shuru kar day to
to new movies kcuh aisay hon gee

KAHO NA RAMZAN HAI
HAM ZAKAT DAY CHUKAY sANAM
HALWAY KA QARZ
MADRISAY KAB AAO GAY
AIK NIKAH AUR SAHI
MOLVI DA KHARAK








    ha hahahahhahahahha   wah kiya   detailz batyn apny   bary mayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy


    hahhahahhahahhahahhahahahhahahahahha hahhah a
hhahahhahahahha


Hai na new information..

Posted 21 May 2007

Mujrim says
cf teray liye
Tu nahi aur sahi aur nahi aur sahi
kyu chandni jee agree karti ho aap????
mei bhagta hoo chandni jee mujhe thaper marne aayeinge
Posted 21 May 2007

~CHANDNI~ says
Mujrim said:

cf teray liye
Tu nahi aur sahi aur nahi aur sahi
kyu chandni jee agree karti ho aap????
mei bhagta hoo chandni jee mujhe thaper marne aayeinge




hahahahah    akily   CF ka nahi app sab   boyz ka yah hi hal   hay

ham app logono ko nahi samgh paty


ham larkiyon kay liye


.~CHANDNI~ CHAND SAY HOTY HAY SITARON SAY NAHI
MOHABAT   KK SAY HOTY HAY HARZAROON SAY NAHI
.
Posted 21 May 2007

~CHANDNI~ says
4 BOYZZZZZZZZZ


AN



A DAY KEEP DOCTORE AWAY     IF DOCTORE(LADY)IS SMART KEEP AWAY
.
Posted 21 May 2007

Mujrim says
chandni jee aaj dil khush kardiya aapne

.~CHANDNI~ CHAND SAY HOTY HAY SITARON SAY NAHI
LARKIYAN SHAHRUKH SE PHASTI HAI AMRESH PURI SE NAI
Posted 21 May 2007

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