Girls are ......

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khansak

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Proof that girls are evil
First we state that girls require time and money
Girls = Time x Money
And as we all know "time is money"
Therefor
Girls = Money x Money = (Money)²
And because "money is the root of all evil"
Money = √Evil
Therefore
Girls = (√Evil)²
And we are forced to conclude that
Girls = Evil
Posted 06 Mar 2005

Bazigaar says
shahrukh khan said:

Bazigaar said:

Jia_ka_chand said:

shahrukh khan said:

ufff...mera matlab...wo yeh nahi dekhein gey ke kya sahi hai,,,bas yehi ke larki jo keh rahi hai sahi hoga..



koi baath nahi - don't worry be happy and focus on your duty soldier.


haan captain shahrukh, app front per apni jawanoon ke pas jain idher doctor jia ke staff ke nurses dekh ker app idher a gye hain app ko army ka rule pata hona chahye


aap bhi tu nurse hi hain na


laholawalakuwat..apne general se batamizi..app ka court martial kiya ja sakta hae
Posted 07 Mar 2005

Blue Oasis says
I need a soldier
Posted 07 Mar 2005

Bazigaar says
Jia_ka_chand said:

I need a soldier



   captain shahrukh hazir hoon... doctor jia requires u here
Posted 07 Mar 2005

Blue Oasis says
Bazigaar said:

shahrukh khan said:

Bazigaar said:

Jia_ka_chand said:

shahrukh khan said:

ufff...mera matlab...wo yeh nahi dekhein gey ke kya sahi hai,,,bas yehi ke larki jo keh rahi hai sahi hoga..



koi baath nahi - don't worry be happy and focus on your duty soldier.


haan captain shahrukh, app front per apni jawanoon ke pas jain idher doctor jia ke staff ke nurses dekh ker app idher a gye hain app ko army ka rule pata hona chahye


aap bhi tu nurse hi hain na


laholawalakuwat..apne general se batamizi..app ka court martial kiya ja sakta hae


nahi nahi leave him alone, mazaq and batamizi are differant. bazi you are such a bully
Posted 07 Mar 2005

Bazigaar says
Jia_ka_chand said:

Bazigaar said:

shahrukh khan said:

Bazigaar said:

Jia_ka_chand said:

shahrukh khan said:

ufff...mera matlab...wo yeh nahi dekhein gey ke kya sahi hai,,,bas yehi ke larki jo keh rahi hai sahi hoga..



koi baath nahi - don't worry be happy and focus on your duty soldier.


haan captain shahrukh, app front per apni jawanoon ke pas jain idher doctor jia ke staff ke nurses dekh ker app idher a gye hain app ko army ka rule pata hona chahye


aap bhi tu nurse hi hain na


laholawalakuwat..apne general se batamizi..app ka court martial kiya ja sakta hae


nahi nahi leave him alone, mazaq and batamizi are differant. bazi you are such a bully


army rules r very strict, no jokes, here we play on our lives for our nation and these guys fool around with their seniors?> bad..abhi me'z leaving him per next time...shoot
Posted 07 Mar 2005

Blue Oasis says
no soldier at post! no khansak either! and we are being attacked - where are my nurses? casualties! i have a bully with the flue needing to be nursed back to health!
Posted 07 Mar 2005

Bazigaar says
hehehe...i'm da General

btw this jia..u'r real name? i don;t think so...
Posted 07 Mar 2005

khansak says
kaisay general ho apni doctor ka asli naam bi nahi jantay, lagta hai kay jelly general ho.
Posted 07 Mar 2005

Bazigaar says
ye asal mae doctor jia army mae new aye hain transfer ho ker from sindh regment un ka army name to jia hae jo i know...
Posted 07 Mar 2005

khansak says
Main nay yeh topic 'Girls are Evil' kay naam say start kiya tha lakin iss per jung ki itni discussion ho gai hai key mujay iss ka topic 'Maidan-e-Jung Main' ker daina chahiay.
Posted 07 Mar 2005

khansak says
shahrukh khan said:


Aap ko kitnay private message baij chuka hun. Abhi ek aur baija tu yeh jawad aya hai
"Your Private Message "Private Message", has not been sent!

shahrukh khan has exceeded the maximum number of Private Messages they are allowed to receive.

Return to your Private Messenger"

Aab batao kaisay private message baijun. Ya phir apni garam dak (hotmail) ki ID hi bata do
Posted 07 Mar 2005

Blue Oasis says
    omg what is happening to our camp's organisation? Our communication with our soldier has broken down - because he has tooo many girlfriends back home who are sending him love letters -

the general is questioning the validity of my name - oi khansak you not leaving after all?? some good news atleast

btw jia is my home name, not a nick, but something family and friends have always called me. but Dr Chanda Darling will do here
Posted 07 Mar 2005

Blue Oasis says
Bazigaar said:

ye asal mae doctor jia army mae new aye hain transfer ho ker from sindh regment un ka army name to jia hae jo i know...



sind rocks my world
Posted 07 Mar 2005

Bazigaar says
khansak said:

Main nay yeh topic 'Girls are Evil' kay naam say start kiya tha lakin iss per jung ki itni discussion ho gai hai key mujay iss ka topic 'Maidan-e-Jung Main' ker daina chahiay.



well, u see when i came..larai per koi baat chal rahi thee...mae ne socha command sanbhal loon es choti se foj ke..after all..idher chatting ke maidan mae who's more experienced then me
Posted 07 Mar 2005

Bazigaar says
Jia_ka_chand said:

   

the general is questioning the validity of my name -

btw jia is my home name, not a nick, but something family and friends have always called me. but Dr Chanda Darling will do here



i was not askin bout validity of u'r name, i was just wondering... hmnm...so jia is u'r home name...well, nice to know dat...
Posted 07 Mar 2005

Bazigaar says
Jia_ka_chand said:

Bazigaar said:

ye asal mae doctor jia army mae new aye hain transfer ho ker from sindh regment un ka army name to jia hae jo i know...



sind rocks my world


laholawalakuwat...Dr Jia...kantrol u'r self
Posted 07 Mar 2005

Blue Oasis says
Bazigaar said:

khansak said:

Main nay yeh topic 'Girls are Evil' kay naam say start kiya tha lakin iss per jung ki itni discussion ho gai hai key mujay iss ka topic 'Maidan-e-Jung Main' ker daina chahiay.



well, u see when i came..larai per koi baat chal rahi thee...mae ne socha command sanbhal loon es choti se foj ke..after all..idher chatting ke maidan mae who's more experienced then me


choti se paayari se foj General Bazi are you going to give the troops a briefing of our military aims?
Posted 07 Mar 2005

Blue Oasis says
Bazigaar said:

Jia_ka_chand said:

Bazigaar said:

ye asal mae doctor jia army mae new aye hain transfer ho ker from sindh regment un ka army name to jia hae jo i know...



sind rocks my world


laholawalakuwat...Dr Jia...kantrol u'r self


I can't help it - by accident the nurse injected me with your flu shoot! the problem is that the nurse is a narc and I think the hyperdermic needle was loaded with heroin.....la la la - wow look a flying monkey!
Posted 07 Mar 2005

Blue Oasis says
general your topi rocks
Posted 07 Mar 2005

khansak says
suno udher kia chal rahi hai
Capt sipahi say, "aager tum sharab chor do tu taraqi ker kay Naik or Hawaldar bun saktay ho"

"oh janab main aak hi paig pee ker apnay aap ko Kernal samjnay lagta hoon"
Posted 07 Mar 2005

khansak says
so far away said:

some boys just don't want to spend money on their girls, this evil theory is just an excuse



gals tu ek taref rahen maa tu aap per bi nananway (99) paisay kharch karney ko tayar houn
Posted 07 Mar 2005

Blue Oasis says
so far away said:

Jia_ka_chand said:

some boys just don't want to spend money on their girls, this evil theory is just an excuse





HELLO JIA HOW U DOIN

HEY U R RIGHT

M ONE OF THEM I MEAN EVIL


HAHAHAHA

BE HAPPY
HOLLA BAQ


No you are too sweet I don't believe you're EVIL - maybe a bad boy - but that's a quality really and one I like
Posted 08 Mar 2005

khansak says
so far away said:

TUM NA APNI OOQAT HEE DEKHI NA
AHHHAAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
LO AOO KAR LOO GAL
HOLLA



jis ki jitni oooqat ho us ko wahin per rakna chaiye na
Posted 08 Mar 2005

Blue Oasis says
Posted 08 Mar 2005

Bazigaar says
Jia_ka_chand said:

Bazigaar said:

khansak said:

Main nay yeh topic 'Girls are Evil' kay naam say start kiya tha lakin iss per jung ki itni discussion ho gai hai key mujay iss ka topic 'Maidan-e-Jung Main' ker daina chahiay.



well, u see when i came..larai per koi baat chal rahi thee...mae ne socha command sanbhal loon es choti se foj ke..after all..idher chatting ke maidan mae who's more experienced then me


choti se paayari se foj General Bazi are you going to give the troops a briefing of our military aims?


now these r military secrets i can't discuss
Posted 08 Mar 2005

Bazigaar says
Jia_ka_chand said:

Bazigaar said:

Jia_ka_chand said:

Bazigaar said:

ye asal mae doctor jia army mae new aye hain transfer ho ker from sindh regment un ka army name to jia hae jo i know...



sind rocks my world


laholawalakuwat...Dr Jia...kantrol u'r self


I can't help it - by accident the nurse injected me with your flu shoot! the problem is that the nurse is a narc and I think the hyperdermic needle was loaded with heroin.....la la la - wow look a flying monkey!


flying monkey where??? could be enemy's spie
Posted 08 Mar 2005

Bazigaar says
Jia_ka_chand said:

general your topi rocks



thank u dr. jia
Posted 08 Mar 2005

khansak says
Hum kud universal truth bananay walay hain, King ko batanay ki zaroorat nahi hai. Jo hum key dain woh universal truth hi hota hai.

Lagta hai kay kisi surakh main say kisi sanmp nay kaat liay hai t*m k*, anaconda tu door ki baat hia, jo iss terha ki bahki bahki baten nikal rahi hain t**h*r* zuban say
Posted 08 Mar 2005

so far away said:

khansak said:

so far away said:

TUM NA APNI OOQAT HEE DEKHI NA
AHHHAAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
LO AOO KAR LOO GAL
HOLLA



jis ki jitni oooqat ho us ko wahin per rakna chaiye na


"KING IZ ALWAYZ BEEN KING AND DO*G* AND MOUSE HAVE TO BE

WAT THEY R"

M NOT TALKING ABT U M TELLING U THE UNIVERSAL TRUTH .....
NOE U CAN OBSERVE YOUR PLACE. WHERE DO U STAND?HAHA
HOLLA.


excuse me.,,explain??
Posted 08 Mar 2005

Blue Oasis says
ooooo gosh too much rolla man. oh wait! 3/4 guys are talking so obviously there is rolla.
Posted 08 Mar 2005

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