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A man wakes up in a hospital bed after a terrible accident and cries - "DOC, DOC...I can't feel my legs, I can't feel my legs!!! "Well of course you can't silly!", replies the Doc... "I've cut off both of your arms

Posted 22 Mar 2005

joker says
Posted 30 Mar 2005

joker says
Posted 30 Mar 2005

Fairl_Girl says
Posted 30 Mar 2005

momojp18 says
Today,tomorrow and forever there will be one heart that would always beat for you.
You know whose... Abae ghadae tera hi dil !!
Posted 01 Apr 2005

momojp18 says
Santa on cycle hit lady accidently, lady says break nahi mar sakta tha?
Santa : Break ka kya hain poori cycle to mar di..
Posted 01 Apr 2005

momojp18 says
A Sardar Dies due to lightning. His dead body is found smiling.
Everyone is wondering ? When God asks him y, he replies "I thought someone was taking my photo".
Posted 01 Apr 2005

momojp18 says
2 men, looking 4 their lost wives.
1st: What urs look like ?
2nd: She is 5'9, 36-24-36, fair, pretty & urs ?
1st: 4get mine, lets look 4 yrs!


Posted 01 Apr 2005

momojp18 says
Sardar to salesman : I want a pink curtain for my computer screen.
Salesman: But sir computers dont need curtains.
Sardar: Hello I got 'Windows' !!
Posted 01 Apr 2005

momojp18 says
Osama to Amitab : How are you?
Amitab : Bas Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Gam. Aap Kaise Hain?
Osama : Bas Kabhi Gola Kabhi Bom

Posted 01 Apr 2005

paki_fan says
Posted 01 Apr 2005

paki_fan says
kabhi kabhi merey dil mai khiyal aata hai
















kabhi kabhi merey dil mai khiyal aata hai

















ye itney ganday potatoes kon lata hai


Posted 01 Apr 2005

paki_fan says
Kar diya izhare-ishq hamne telephone par,
laakh rupaye ki bat thi,
do rupaye main ho gayee (wah wah)
Posted 01 Apr 2005

paki_fan says
Jise samjha Leher Pepsi
Woh nikla Jeher Pepsi
Jise samjha Coca Cola
Woh nikla Dhoka Cola
Ab piyo Wine and Whisky
Life hoga No More Risky
Posted 01 Apr 2005

Posted 01 Apr 2005


piyo aur jeooooo.....
Posted 01 Apr 2005

Fairl_Girl says
Posted 01 Apr 2005

momojp18 says
Posted 02 Apr 2005

paki_fan says
sis
Posted 02 Apr 2005

paki_fan says

jab tum hansate ho tou lagta hai k insaan pehlay bandar tha
ghussa matt hona kyoon kay jab tum ghussa hotay ho tou lagta hai k insaan aaj b bandar hai





























































just a joke
Posted 02 Apr 2005

joker says
Posted 02 Apr 2005

Saher` says
momojp18 said:

A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his room, So he decided to send an e-mail to his wife. However, he accidentally Typed wrong e-mail address, and without realizing his error, he sent the e-mail.

Meanwhile.....somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. The widow decided to check her e-mail, expecting messages from relatives and friends.

After reading the first message, she fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:

To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I've Reached
Date: 16 May 2002


I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now, and you are allowed to send e-mails to your loved ones.

I've just reached and have been checked in.
I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow.
Looking forward to seeing you then!
Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.





Waoo gr8 but dis was da best
Posted 02 Apr 2005

joker says
sachii
Posted 02 Apr 2005

paki_fan says
Posted 02 Apr 2005

khatoon doctor sey:" meray shouhar ko sotey mein bolney ki aadat hai"
doctor:" aap unhein jagtey howey bolney ka mouqa dein woh sotey mein bolna chor dein gay"
Posted 04 Apr 2005

joker says
nice
Posted 04 Apr 2005

momojp18 says
*Sardar: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun to
muje sirf awaaz sunai deti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.
Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai?
Sardar: Phone karte waqt.

* What is the full form of singh
s-sardar i-insaan n-nahi g-gadha h-hai.

* Sardar's son: mom kal raat ko vapas vaisa hi hua
bathroom jane ke liye darwaza khola aur apne aap light on ho gayi.
Mom: tenu kitni baar bola ki fridge ganda mat kiya kar.

* Angry sardar-Oye mein is duniya ko mita dunga.. mita
dunga.. mita dunga.
Another sardar standing besides said mein tujhe rubber hi nahi dunga.

*Santa singh: Can u spell a word that has more than 1000 letters in it?
Banta singh:Post office.

Posted 05 Apr 2005

momojp18 says
*Sardar:Aap kitna padhe ho? Friend: B.A.
Sardar: kamal karte ho yaar sirf do word padhe aur woh bhi ulta.

* Sardarni asks her lover,"Santa dear, if we get engaged, will u give me a ring?"
"Sure" replies santa. "Whats ur phone no?"
Posted 05 Apr 2005

joker says
Posted 05 Apr 2005

    Two fast friends, Santa Singh and Banta Singh, were great cricket fanatics. They decided that whoever dies first will try to come back in the dreams of the other, and tell the other about the cricket scenario in the heaven. Santa Singh dies first. One day as Banta was fast sleep, he heard Santa calling him. He was very happy and was eager to know about cricket there. "So, Santa! How is cricket in heaven?" Santa replied, "Hey Banta, I have good news and bad news. The good news is that tomorrow we are going to have a day & night tournament here in heaven. And the bad news is that you are the opening bowler for tomorrow's match!" > >   
Posted 05 Apr 2005

joker says
Posted 05 Apr 2005

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