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A man wakes up in a hospital bed after a terrible accident and cries - "DOC, DOC...I can't feel my legs, I can't feel my legs!!! "Well of course you can't silly!", replies the Doc... "I've cut off both of your arms

Posted 22 Mar 2005
Fairl_Girl says
Posted 05 Apr 2005
Fairl_Girl says
MP SIR....

OFFICER: WHAT IS YOUR NAME ?


CANDIDATE: M P. SIR


OFFICER: TELL ME PROPERLY


CANDIDATE: MOHAN PAL SIR


OFFICER: YOUR FATHER'S NAME ?


CANDIDATE: M P. SIR


OFFICER: WHAT DOSE THAT MEAN ?


CANDIDATE: MANMOHAN PAL SIR


OFFICER: YOUR NATIVE PLACE


CANDIDATE: M P. SIR


OFFICER: IS IT MADHYA PRADESH ?


CANDIDATE: NO, MUNNUR PAL SIR


OFFICER: WHAT IS YOUR QUALIFICATION ?


CANDIDATE: M P. SIR


OFFICER: (ANGRILY) WHAT IS IT ?


CANDIDATE: METRIC PASS


OFFICER: WHY DO YOU NEED A JOB ?


CANDIDATE: M P. SIR


OFFICER: AND WHAT DOSE THAT MEAN ?


CANDIDATE: MONEY PROBLEM SIR


OFFICER: DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY


CANDIDATE: M P. SIR


OFFICER: EXPLAIN YOURSELF CLEARLY


CANDIDATE: MAGNANIMOUS PERSONALITY SIR


OFFICER: THIS DISCUSSION IS NOWHERE, YOU MAY GO NOW


CANDIDATE: M P. SIR


OFFICER: WHAT IS IT NOW


CANDIDATE: MY PERFORMANCE....?


OFFICER: M P!!!!


CANDIDATE: WHAT IS THAT SIR ?


OFFICER: MENTALLY PUNCTURED!!!
Posted 05 Apr 2005
paki_fan says
MENTALLY PUNCTURED
Posted 06 Apr 2005
momojp18 says
Posted 06 Apr 2005
back2future says
A Man asked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bhains?

Santa bola, "Pehle date of birth to batao."
Posted 06 Apr 2005
Fairl_Girl says
Posted 07 Apr 2005
momojp18 says
Posted 07 Apr 2005
DejaVu077 says
Mad Professor: I have made a new invention!
Student: What does it do?
Mad Professor: It allows people to look through brick walls!
Student: What is it called?

Mad Professor: It's called a window!
Posted 07 Apr 2005
DejaVu077 says
A Indian tourist after a long walk in one of very fancy clean streets of Islamabad found himself needing to urinate badly.After a long search he could not find any place to you-know, and eventually couldn't control himself and chose a silent corner of a clean street to release himself. As soon as he had just started you-know-what, a Islamabad police
official approached him, "Hey, What do you think you're doing here?"
Indian tourist: "Sorry I have to Pee"
Police : "No PP here okay ? Follow me."
The Police officer took him to a beautiful garden nearby withlots of grass, flowers and singing birds around.
Police: "PP here..... and have a nice day".
Indian tourist : "Oh Sir, ....... that's very nice of you, isthis your courtesy?"

Police: "No.......this is The Indian Embassy!"
Posted 07 Apr 2005
Fairl_Girl says
Posted 07 Apr 2005
paki_fan says
Posted 08 Apr 2005
DejaVu077 says
Posted 08 Apr 2005
Fairl_Girl says
Question: What would you like to have ..Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee

Answer: tea please

Question: Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea or green tea

Answer: Ceylon tea

Question: How would you like it ? black or white

Answer: white

Question: Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk

Answer: With milk

Question: Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk

Answer: With cow milk please

Question: Milk from Freeze land cow or Afrikaner cow

Answer: Um, I'll take it black

Question: Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey

Answer: With sugar

Question: Beet sugar or cane sugar

Answer: Cane sugar

Question: White , brown or yellow sugar

Answer: Forget about tea just give me a glass of water instead

Question: Mineral water or still water

Answer: Mineral water

Question: Flavored or non-flavored

Answer: I'll rather die of thirst


Posted 10 Apr 2005
DejaVu077 says
Posted 11 Apr 2005
paki_fan says
I'd rather die of thirst
to aur kia abh itney sawal

cool
Posted 11 Apr 2005
HrithikZgirl says
Posted 11 Apr 2005
joker says
   
Posted 11 Apr 2005
Queen of jb says
Posted 12 Apr 2005
joker says
aik moo asa hi rukhna






dara liya kids ko abb theek ker loo
Queen of jb said:

Posted 12 Apr 2005
paki_fan says
Posted 13 Apr 2005
Guests_0001 says
Posted 13 Apr 2005
paki_fan says
kia hua
Posted 13 Apr 2005
DejaVu077 says
heart__hacker said:

aik moo asa hi rukhna






dara liya kids ko abb theek ker loo

Queen of jb said:




Posted 13 Apr 2005
Fairl_Girl says
Posted 13 Apr 2005
Queen of jb says
heart__hacker said:

aik moo asa hi rukhna






dara liya kids ko abb theek ker loo

Queen of jb said:




bachay mujhay nahi tumhain dekh kar daar gaey hain HH.........
Posted 14 Apr 2005
Queen of jb says
Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife. Two seconds later a report came to his phone and he started dancing. The report said, "DELIVERED".



A man is dying of Cancer.
His son asked him, "Dad, why do u keep telling people u're dying of AIDS?"

Answer: "So when I'm dead no one will dare touch ur mom



Exams:
Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS;
1,Too Many Questions.
2,Difficult to Understand.
3,More Explanation is Needed.
4,Result is always FAIL!
                             
Posted 14 Apr 2005
HrithikZgirl says
Posted 15 Apr 2005
DejaVu077 says
Queen of jb said:

Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife. Two seconds later a report came to his phone and he started dancing. The report said, "DELIVERED".



A man is dying of Cancer.
His son asked him, "Dad, why do u keep telling people u're dying of AIDS?"

Answer: "So when I'm dead no one will dare touch ur mom



Exams:
Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS;
1,Too Many Questions.
2,Difficult to Understand.
3,More Explanation is Needed.
4,Result is always FAIL!
                                  




Posted 15 Apr 2005
Fairl_Girl says
Posted 15 Apr 2005
paki_fan says
Posted 16 Apr 2005
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