cutefriend VS ~CHANDNI~

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cutefriend

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ji han yeh aik bara khtarnak match hai ap ko kis ka sath dena hia
yeh ap khud sochain
maga main apni safi main yehi kahoon ga ke yeh match ka fesal ap ke hatoon main hai
Posted 25 Jun 2003

shaadi kae bad koi sukhi nahi rehta..............
Posted 27 Dec 2004

cutefriend says
its ur personal expirence ?
Posted 27 Dec 2004

HumTun says
really
Posted 27 Dec 2004

cutefriend says
ab Queen of jb kidher gaye ?
Posted 27 Dec 2004

Fairl_Girl says
khsushyain apnay hath main hoti hain
Posted 27 Dec 2004

cutefriend says
merye hath main to is waqt mouse hia aur kyeboard finger per
Posted 27 Dec 2004

Fairl_Girl says
SHERK KA PAMIST BAN GAYE HAIN
Posted 28 Dec 2004

cutefriend says
Posted 28 Dec 2004

javad says
waaaqaaiiiiiii
Posted 28 Dec 2004

cutefriend says
nahi nahi
Posted 28 Dec 2004

Fairl_Girl says
phir
Posted 29 Dec 2004

cutefriend says
nahi na
Posted 29 Dec 2004

cutefriend says
abhi nahi
Posted 30 Dec 2004

Fairl_Girl says
Posted 30 Dec 2004

cutefriend says
kiya soch rhai ho ?
Posted 30 Dec 2004

cutefriend says
still thiking
poora 1 year ho gya hia
Posted 01 Jan 2005

cutefriend says
New yr ka aik din guzar bhi gya itni jaldi
Posted 02 Jan 2005

Fairl_Girl says
dekho to sahi yar
Posted 02 Jan 2005

javad says
han na dekh liaa



Posted 02 Jan 2005

cutefriend says
really ?
Posted 02 Jan 2005

HumTun says
what?
Posted 02 Jan 2005

~CHANDNI~ says
hi   frindzzzzzz
Posted 03 Jan 2005

~CHANDNI~ says
Ghabbar Ne Kaliya ko Us k 2 SaathiyOon k Saath Raamgadh Bhejh Apnay Nayee Software Loot-Maar lanay k Liyee Kaaliya Raamgdh Phoncha Aur Cheekh Ker Bola.... !


"Abe O Thakur! Baahar nikal !! Kahan hai wo loot-maar software, jo
hamne order kiya tha?"

Dhaniya, an old man comes out with a floppy in his hand.

Kaalia - "Kya laye ho dhaniya?"

Dhaniya - "Financial Accounting software hai sarkar."

Kaalia - "Suwar ke bacche! Yeh bekar software hamare liye naya?
Aur woh loot-mar software kya apni beti ke baratiyon ke liye zip
file mein chuppa ke rakha hai? Haraam-zada !!"

Thakur comes out of his house with anger, saying:
"Chillao mat kaalia !! Jaakar gabbar se kah do ki Thakur
Software walon ne paagal kutton ke liye software banana bund kar diya hai"

Kaalia - "Bahut garmi dikha rahe ho thakur? Koi naye programmers hire kiye hain kya??"

Thakur - "Nazar utha ke dekh, Kaalia, tere sar par powerbuilder chal raha hai".

Kaalia lifts his head. He sees Viru (Dharmendra) working on a PC on
one water tank and Jay (Amitabh) on another water tank, punching the keys of a Laptop.


Kaalia starts laughing and says:
"Haa Haa...Ye log programming karenge thakur? Haa haa... in ko to
DOS commands bhi nahin aate. Suno ramgad ke vasiyon, thakur ne
hijdon "ki software company banaayi hai"

Veeru shouts: "Chup-chap chala ja kaalia.Ham log consultants hain, kuch bhi kar sakte hain"

Jay hits some commands on his keyboard.

Then says: "Jao kaalia, gabbar se kahna ki uska server down ho gaya"

Kaalia - "Jaata hoon thakur. Agar gabbar ko pata chala ki Thakur
Software walon ne uska loot - maar software nahin banaya, to wo
poore network mein virus daal dega"

At the GABBAR's den...

GABBAR: "Kittnay bugs thay"?

KALIA: "Do sarkaar"

GABBAR: "Woh do! Aur tum teen. Phir bhee fix nahin kar sake?
Kya soch kay aaye ho? Gabbar bahut khush hoga?Naya assignment dega, kyoon? Iski saza milegi.. Barobbar milegi"

[ Snatches an X terminal from Sambaa ]

"Kitne sessions hain, is machine mein?"

Sambaa: Chhey Sarkaar.

GABBAR: "Session chhey aur programmer teen. Bahoot naa-insaafi hai.

[logout.. logout... logout....]


Haan.. ab theek hai...

1) InValid File Name......... Bach GIya Salaaa..... 2) InValid File Name.... Ye Bi Bach Giya .... Hahhahahahahhhhahha


Ab tera kyaa hoga kaalia?"

KAALIA: "Sarkaar, maine aapka code likha tha, sarkar?"

GABBAR: " To ab documentation likh !!!"

INVALID File Name..... ! Salaaaa teennOo k TeenOo Bach Gayeee.......:|

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TeenOO Ko Thook Daala Ghabhar Ne .....:| Ayeee Laaaa Ayee La Mein to Drr Giya......:|......
Posted 03 Jan 2005

HumTun says
Posted 03 Jan 2005

~CHANDNI~ says
kiya howa
Posted 03 Jan 2005

HumTun says
wohi jis ka darr tha
Posted 03 Jan 2005

~CHANDNI~ says
kasam sayyyyyyyy
Posted 03 Jan 2005

HumTun says
han tu aur kya
Posted 03 Jan 2005

~CHANDNI~ says
per   kaisssy
Posted 03 Jan 2005

HumTun says
yahi tu pata nahi lag raha hay?
Posted 03 Jan 2005

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