~CHANDNI~
Age: 124
7785 days old here
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United Kingdom, United Kingdom
Ghabbar Ne Kaliya ko Us k 2 SaathiyOon k Saath Raamgadh Bhejh Apnay Nayee Software Loot-Maar lanay k Liyee Kaaliya Raamgdh Phoncha Aur Cheekh Ker Bola.... !
"Abe O Thakur! Baahar nikal !! Kahan hai wo loot-maar software, jo
hamne order kiya tha?"
Dhaniya, an old man comes out with a floppy in his hand.
Kaalia - "Kya laye ho dhaniya?"
Dhaniya - "Financial Accounting software hai sarkar."
Kaalia - "Suwar ke bacche! Yeh bekar software hamare liye naya?
Aur woh loot-mar software kya apni beti ke baratiyon ke liye zip
file mein chuppa ke rakha hai? Haraam-zada !!"
Thakur comes out of his house with anger, saying:
"Chillao mat kaalia !! Jaakar gabbar se kah do ki Thakur
Software walon ne paagal kutton ke liye software banana bund kar diya hai"
Kaalia - "Bahut garmi dikha rahe ho thakur? Koi naye programmers hire kiye hain kya??"
Thakur - "Nazar utha ke dekh, Kaalia, tere sar par powerbuilder chal raha hai".
Kaalia lifts his head. He sees Viru (Dharmendra) working on a PC on
one water tank and Jay (Amitabh) on another water tank, punching the keys of a Laptop.
Kaalia starts laughing and says:
"Haa Haa...Ye log programming karenge thakur? Haa haa... in ko to
DOS commands bhi nahin aate. Suno ramgad ke vasiyon, thakur ne
hijdon "ki software company banaayi hai"
Veeru shouts: "Chup-chap chala ja kaalia.Ham log consultants hain, kuch bhi kar sakte hain"
Jay hits some commands on his keyboard.
Then says: "Jao kaalia, gabbar se kahna ki uska server down ho gaya"
Kaalia - "Jaata hoon thakur. Agar gabbar ko pata chala ki Thakur
Software walon ne uska loot - maar software nahin banaya, to wo
poore network mein virus daal dega"
At the GABBAR's den...
GABBAR: "Kittnay bugs thay"?
KALIA: "Do sarkaar"
GABBAR: "Woh do! Aur tum teen. Phir bhee fix nahin kar sake?
Kya soch kay aaye ho? Gabbar bahut khush hoga?Naya assignment dega, kyoon? Iski saza milegi.. Barobbar milegi"
[ Snatches an X terminal from Sambaa ]
"Kitne sessions hain, is machine mein?"
Sambaa: Chhey Sarkaar.
GABBAR: "Session chhey aur programmer teen. Bahoot naa-insaafi hai.
[logout.. logout... logout....]
Haan.. ab theek hai...
1) InValid File Name......... Bach GIya Salaaa..... 2) InValid File Name.... Ye Bi Bach Giya .... Hahhahahahahhhhahha
Ab tera kyaa hoga kaalia?"
KAALIA: "Sarkaar, maine aapka code likha tha, sarkar?"
GABBAR: " To ab documentation likh !!!"
INVALID File Name..... ! Salaaaa teennOo k TeenOo Bach Gayeee.......:|
hhhaahahhahahahahahahah a hhahahahahhhahahahahahahahaha & nbsp; hehehehehehhehehehehehehehehehe hehheehhe hohhohohohohoho hohohoohohhohohohohoohho hahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahaha
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TeenOO Ko Thook Daala Ghabhar Ne .....:| Ayeee Laaaa Ayee La Mein to Drr Giya......:|......
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