Teacher: What r the people of Turkey called? Student: I don't know. Teacher: They r called Turks, now What r the people of Germany called? Student: They r called Germs.
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Teacher : Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon? Pupil: Moon... Teacher : Why? Pupil : The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it.
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Pehla Pagal : Ager tum batao kay is Box mein kia hai tu ye anday tumharay aur ager tum ye bata du kay ye kitnay anday hain tu 5 kay 5 tumharay aur ager tum ye bata dogay ye kis kay anday hain tu wo morgi bhi tumhari. Dosra Pagal : Yaar koi hint tu du.
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Hotel Ka Khana
Customer : Bhai kab se wait ker raha hoon khana abhi tak tayyar nahi howa? Hotel Wala : Sir kahana tu 3 din pehlay se tayyar hai bas gharam ho raha hai.
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do dost kashti per sawar thay ki nay kaha yaar kashti dagmaga rahe hai aise naho ki doob jaye dosre na kaha....... doob jane do yaar kambakhat nay kiraya bohat ziyada liya hai
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girhaq nay dukaandar se kaha..... jub meinnay apse moter cycle kareedi to apne wada kia tha kai 3 maa tak
motercycle chalatay huwa kuch toote ga ,app iski jaga dusra saman laga dehgay dukaandar....ji han kaha tha...... kia toota hai girhaq...... samne kai 4 dante toot gaye hain
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Teacher : Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon? Pupil: Moon... Teacher : Why? Pupil : The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it.
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No Woman No Cry! Recently a "Husband Shopping Center" opened in Dallas, where women could go to choose a husband from among many men.
It was laid out in five floors, with the men increasing in positive attributes as you ascended up the floors. The only rule was, once you opened the door to any floor, you must choose a man from that floor, and if you went up a floor, you couldn't go back down except to leave the place never to return. A couple of girlfriends go to the place to find men.
Firstfloor, the door had a sign saying "These men have jobs and love kids. "The women read the sign and say, "Well, that's better than not having jobs, or not loving kids, but I wonder what's further up?" So up they go.
Second floor says "These men have high paying jobs, love kids,and are extremely good looking." Hmmm, say the girls. But, I wonder what's further up?
Third floor: "These men have high paying jobs, are extremely good looking, love kids and help with the housework. " Wow! say the women. Very tempting, BUT, there's more further up!" And up they go.
Fourth floor: "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak." "Oh, mercy me. But just think! What must be awaiting us further on!"
So up to the fifth floor they go. The sign on that door said, "This floor is empty and exists only to prove that women are impossible to please. Goodbye." !.
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Answering Machine Answering Machine! A sardarji, having bought a new phone with the latest model of answering machine had to disconnect it the very next day. He was very disturbed when he heard his friend say, "abey, phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hoon". !
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kiss Aik Chota larka hota hai usko cheez chaiyeh hoti hia aur us ko mumi ghar per nahi hoti ,wo bahir jata hai aur shop waley ko kehta hai app mujhey yeh cheez de do meri mumi appko paisay deday gi. Tu woh shop wala kehta hai bachey ko kei app mujhey aik kiss dedo mei app ko yeh cheez dedata hoon,tu woh bacha kehta hai kei yeh b app ko meri mumi dey gi ..
aik aunty ki coke main machhar gir jata hai machhar kahta hai maaaaaaa maaaaaaa maaaaaaaaa mjay bahar nikalo maaa mjay bahar nikalo aunti usko bahar nikal kr poochti hain tum mjay maa q kaj rahay thay us nai kaha is lyay k main tumari coke say nikla hun
SPONE EK BACHA APNE DOST K GHAR KHANA KHANE GAYA.KHANE KEY TABLE K KAPRE SE US NE SPONE SAAF KIYA TO DOST KI MAAN NE TANZIA POOCHHA KYA TUMHARE GHAR MEIN ISI TARHAN SPONE SAAF KERTE HEINTO BACHA BOLA,NAHIN HAMARE GHAR MEIN SPONE HAMESHA SAAF RAKHTE HEIN...
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shadi aik pathan ki shadi hoti hai wo jb dulhan ko lay kr ja raha hota hai to dulhan ka bhai ro kr kahta hai meri behan ka khyal rkhna dulha bhi ro kr kahta hai tum preshan mat ho yay tumara behan hai to mara bhi behan hai
shaikh sahib aik shaikh sahib kay bachay zid kartay hain keh bhook lagi hai shaikh sahib kehtay hain jo kahana nahin khay ga us ko 5rupay milain gay bachay bahut hi khush hotay hain or bagair khay 5rupay laykar soo jaatay hain.subah jab naashtay kay liay ikhatay hotay hain to shaikh sahib kehtay hain jo 5rupay wapis karay ga us ko naashta milay ga
Biwi Ek kavi shaadi ke baad biwi se bola:
Aaj se tum hi meri kavita ho,kalpana ho, bhawana ho, Kalpna ho!
Biwi: Mere liye bhi aaj se aap he dinesh ho, rohit ho,rakesh ho!
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Its Local Ellzabeth,Bush, & vajpayee died &went straight to hell. Ellzabeth said I miss UK, I want to call to UK and see how everybody is doing there. she called and talked for about 5 minutes,then she asked Well,devil how much do I owe you??? The devil says Five million dollars He worte him a cheque and went to sit back on his chair.
Bush was so jealous,he strats screaming, My turn!I wanna call to USA.I want to see how everybody is doing He called and talked for about 2 minutes ,then he asked Well,devil how much I do owe you??? The devil says Ten million dollars With a smug look on his face,he made a cheuqe and went to sit his chair.
Vajpyee was even more jealous & strat screaming, I want to call to India too,T wanna talk to the ministers,to the deputy,I wanna talk to everybody of my Parliment......... He called India and he talked for about twenty hours,he talked & talked & talked,then he asked Well devil how much do I owe you??? The devil says twenty dollars. Vajpayee is stunned & says Twenty dollars???Only?? The devil says Well if u make a call from one hell to another hell, it''s Llocal