Dump your girlfriend, Go for a cup of coffee instead.....
A cup of Coffee never talks back at you
A cup of Coffee looks good even in the mornings
You'll never fall asleep after having a cup of coffee
Warming a cup of Coffee takes less efforts
Warming cup of Coffee is also much less cheaper
A cup of Coffee is out of your system by next morning
You can take even a black coffee to meet your parents
You can make a cup of Coffee as sweet as you want
Coffee tastes good even when it is absolutely cold
Coffee strains are easier to remove
Coffee is invariably ready in fifteen minutes or less
Coffee does not mind being grounded any time
You can easily reject a horrible cup of coffee
Coffee does not occupy half of your bed
Police does not question you for loitering with Coffee
You can easily order fresh Coffee
Your cup of Coffee does not get jealous of another cup
No matter how much your IQ, you can always get coffee
If you put chocolate in Coffee, it does not put on weight
All can love coffee at the same time
Coffee shall not take you to courts