Teacher: What r the people of Turkey called? Student: I don't know. Teacher: They r called Turks, now What r the people of Germany called? Student: They r called Germs.
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two womens in a train 2 womens train main bethi howihoty hain kai aik dam say light chaly jaty hai to 1 women train ko roknay kai liyein chain khaichtii hai to issay aik thapar parta hai wo dobarah or zore say khaichtii hai to or zore say thapar parta hai phir wo chup chap apni jagah pay ja kai baith jaty hai thori dair kay baad jab light aaty hai to wo women kahty hai kon mujhay thapar mar raha tha to 2 women kahty hai kai acha to thi jo bar bar mery cuhtia kahchi ja rahi thi
rash main galt fahmi ek gadah per kafi rash hota hai ek admi dosre admi se poochta hai ke yeh kiya ho raha hai to doosra admi kehta hai ke acsedentho gaya hai per koi zakhmi main haath nahin daal raha hai to woh chekhta hua jata hai k hatoo to log kehtey hain ke marney wala tumhara kon hai woh kehta hai ke mera baap hai marney wala jab woh aagey jata hai to gadah mara hua hota hai
ek bacha or daddy ek bacha hota hai woh apnay daddy se bolta hai ke daddy pani kaha se aata hai to daddy boltay hai kay pani nalkay main se aata hai tobacha or daddy donu kashti main bethay hotay hay to bacha daddy ko dhaka deta hai to daddy pani main girtay hai to daaddy boltay hay beta mujhe bachao to bacha bolta hai ke daddy aap nalkay main se niklo gay .........
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Hey I got a crazy joke; but it's in English.
Sorry I'm not a expert at Urdish
India had just recently purchased there new Russian fighter planes and sent a squadron of pilots to Russia for training.
"Ok" says the Russian Instructor "this one is easy to fly, even you fools should be able to operate it! You press this button to go up, this one to turn left and this one to turn right!"
"But how do VEE come down?" asked Captain Shamrmakarhindish.
"Oh," said the Russian "leave that to the Pakistan Air Force!"
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Our sardarji was filling up an application form for a job. He promptly filled the columns titled NAME,AGE,ADDRESS etc. Then he came to the column Salary Expected : He was not sure as to what to be filled there. After much thought he wrote : Yes
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aik dafa aik malah aur molvi kashty me bathe they molvi ne malah se poocha k "barkhurdar tum ko kitny kalmay atay hain" to malah ne kaha " koi nahi" molvi ne afsoos se sar hilaya aur kaha "ooooooo tumhary aadhi zindagi zaya gai" molvi ne phir poocha k" tum ko namaz k bare me kuch pata hai?" to malah ne kaha "nahi" molvi ne phir kaha k "oh tumhari to aadhi zindagi zaya gai" phir jab kashty ain dariya k darmiyan mai pohnchi to achanak malah ne poocha, " molvi sahab kiya aap tairnajanty hain ?" to molvi sahab ne sar hilaya " nahi"........ malah ne kaha, "molvi sahab aap ne to apni sari zindagi zaya kar di, kiyon k kashty mi suraakh ho gaya hai" ye kahty hi malah ne dariya me chalang laga di .
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SO HERE IS MY JOKE MULLAH NASEER-UD-DIN Once, the people of The City invited Mulla Nasruddin to deliver a khutba. When he got on the pulpit, he found the audience was not very enthusiastic, so he asked "Do you know what I am going to say?" The audience replied "NO", so he announced "I have no desire to speak to people who don't even know what I will be talking about" and he left.
The people felt embarrassed and called him back again the next day. This time when he asked the same question, the people replied "YES" So Mullah Nasruddin said, "Well, since you already know what I am going to say, I won't waste any more of your time" and he left.
Now the people were really perplexed. They decided to try one more time and once again invited the Mullah to speak the following week. Once again he asked the same question - "Do you know what I am going to say?" Now the people were prepared and so half of them answered "YES" while the other half replied "NO".
So Mullah Nasruddin said "The half who know what I am going to say, tell it to the other half" and he left!
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TXS SWEET GIRL.SO HERE IS AN OTHER 1 I want my $20 million Sardarji buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes to Austin to claim it and the man verifies his ticket number.
Sardarji says, "I want my $20 million."The man replied,
"No, Sir. It doesn't work that way. We give you a million today and then you'll get the rest spread out for the next 19 years."
Sardarji said, "Oh, no. I want all my money right now! I won it and I want it."
Again, the man explained that he would only get a million that day and the rest during the next 19 years.
Sardarji, furious with the man, screams out, "Look, I want my money! if you're not going to give me my $20 million right now, then I want my 1 dollar back!"
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shadi aik pathan ki shadi hoti hai wo jb dulhan ko lay kr ja raha hota hai to dulhan ka bhai ro kr kahta hai meri behan ka khyal rkhna dulha bhi ro kr kahta hai tum preshan mat ho yay tumara behan hai to mara bhi behan hai
shaikh sahib aik shaikh sahib kay bachay zid kartay hain keh bhook lagi hai shaikh sahib kehtay hain jo kahana nahin khay ga us ko 5rupay milain gay bachay bahut hi khush hotay hain or bagair khay 5rupay laykar soo jaatay hain.subah jab naashtay kay liay ikhatay hotay hain to shaikh sahib kehtay hain jo 5rupay wapis karay ga us ko naashta milay ga
Biwi Ek kavi shaadi ke baad biwi se bola:
Aaj se tum hi meri kavita ho,kalpana ho, bhawana ho, Kalpna ho!
Biwi: Mere liye bhi aaj se aap he dinesh ho, rohit ho,rakesh ho!
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TXS JANU BABE G N COOL UR JOKES AS WELL. SO HERE IS MY AN OTHER 1. NASA was interviewing professionals they were thinking of sending to Mars. The touchy part was that only one guy could go and it would be a one-way trip, the guy not ever returning to Earth.
The interviewer asked the first applicant, an American engineer, how much he wanted to be paid for going.
“One million dollars,” the engineer answered. “And I want to donate it all to my alma mater--Rice University.”
The next applicant was a Russian doctor, and the interviewer asked him the same question.
“Two millions dollars,” the doctor said. “I want to give a million to my family and leave the other million for the advancement of medical research.”
The last applicant was a Pakistani Politician . When asked how much money he wanted, he whispered in the interviewer's ear, “Three million dollars.”
“Why so much more than the others?” the interviewer asked.
The Pakistani Politician replied, “You give me three million, I'll give you one million, I'll keep a million, and we'll send the American engineer.”
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EIK AURAT THI JO SHIP MAIN WINDOW KE PAAS APNAY NEW BORN BABY KO LAIKAR KHADI HUI THI ACHANAK US KE HAATH SE VO BACHA GIR GAYA , BUHAT SHOR MACHANAY KE BAAD IK BUDHA AADMI NAY CHALANG LAGA DI ,, JAB VO BACHAY KO BACHA KAR WAPIS LAY AAYA TO SAB NE USAY SHABASHI DI...VVVVO GUSAY MAIN BOLA PAHLAY YEH BATAOO MUJHAY DHAKA KIS NAY DIYA THA .
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President Bill Clinton was visiting an elementary school today and when he visited a class in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asked the President if he would like to lead the class in the discussion of the word, "Tragedy." So our illustrious leader asks the class for an example of a "tragedy." One little boy stands up and offers, "If my best friend, who lives next door, was playing in the street and a car came along and ran over him, that would be a tragedy." "No," says Clinton, "that would be an accident." A little girl raises her hand. "If a school bus carrying 50 children drove off a cliff, killing everyone involved, that would be a tragedy." "I'm afraid not," explains Mr. President. "That's what we would call GREAT LOSS." The room goes silent. No other children volunteer. President Clinton searches the room. "Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?" Finally, way in the back of the room, a small boy raises his hand. In a quiet voice he says, "If Air Force One, carrying Mr. & Mrs. Clinton, was struck by a missile and blown up to smithereens, that would be a tragedy. "Fantastic," exclaims Clinton, "that's right. And can you tell me WHY that would be a tragedy?" "Well," says the boy, "because it wouldn't be an accident, and it certainly would be no great loss."
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HERE IS MY AN OTHER 1 TIME On some air bases the Air Force is on one side of the field and civilian aircraft use the other side of the field, with the control tower in the middle. One day the tower received a call from an aircraft asking, “What time is it?”
The tower responded, “Who is calling?”
The aircraft replied, “What difference does it make?”
The tower replied, “It makes a lot of difference. If it is an American Airlines Flight, it is 3 o'clock. If it is an Air Force, it is 1500 hours. If it is a Navy aircraft, it is 6 bells. If it is an Army aircraft, the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 3. If it is a Marine Corps aircraft, it's Thursday afternoon.”
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HERE IS MY ANOTHER 1 HISTORY Dr Gordon, a prominent psychiatrist, was a guest at a chic gathering and his blonde hostess naturally broached the subject in which he was most at ease. "Would you mind telling me, Doctor," she asked, "how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal?"
"Nothing is easier," Dr Gordon replied. "You ask him a simple question which everyone should answer with no trouble. If he hesitates, that puts you on the right track."
"What sort of question?" asked the hostess.
"Well, you might ask him, 'Captain Cook made three trips around the world and died during one of them. Which one?' "
The hostess thought a moment, then said with a nervous laugh, "You wouldn't happen to have another example would you? I must confess I don't know much about history."
