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Fairl_Girl

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Teacher: What r the people of Turkey called?
Student: I don't know.
Teacher: They r called Turks, now What r the people of Germany called?
Student: They r called Germs.




Posted 29 Jun 2004

Fairl_Girl says
Posted 20 Jul 2004

Fairl_Girl says
two womens in a train
2 womens train main bethi howihoty hain kai aik dam say light chaly jaty hai to
1 women train ko roknay kai liyein chain khaichtii hai to issay aik thapar parta hai wo dobarah
or zore say khaichtii hai to or zore say thapar parta hai phir wo chup chap apni jagah pay ja kai
baith jaty hai thori dair kay baad jab light aaty hai to wo women kahty hai kon mujhay thapar mar
raha tha to 2 women kahty hai kai acha to thi jo bar bar mery cuhtia kahchi ja rahi thi

rash main galt fahmi
ek gadah per kafi rash hota hai ek admi dosre admi se poochta
hai ke yeh kiya ho raha hai to doosra admi kehta hai ke acsedentho gaya hai per koi zakhmi
main haath nahin daal raha hai to woh chekhta hua jata hai k hatoo to log kehtey hain ke
marney wala tumhara kon hai woh kehta hai ke mera baap hai marney wala jab woh aagey jata hai to gadah mara hua hota hai

ek bacha or daddy
ek bacha hota hai woh apnay daddy se bolta hai ke daddy pani kaha se aata hai to daddy
boltay hai kay pani nalkay main se aata hai tobacha or daddy donu kashti main bethay
hotay hay to bacha daddy ko dhaka deta hai to daddy pani main girtay hai to daaddy boltay
hay beta mujhe bachao to bacha bolta hai ke daddy aap nalkay main se niklo gay .........
Posted 20 Jul 2004

Hey I got a crazy joke; but it's in English.

Sorry I'm not a expert at Urdish

India had just recently purchased there new Russian fighter planes and sent a squadron of pilots to Russia for training.

"Ok" says the Russian Instructor "this one is easy to fly, even you fools should be able to operate it! You press this button to go up, this one to turn left and this one to turn right!"

"But how do VEE come down?" asked Captain Shamrmakarhindish.

"Oh," said the Russian "leave that to the Pakistan Air Force!"



Posted 20 Jul 2004

Two Sardarjis walked toward each other on a country road. One carried a burlap bag over his shoulder.

"Hey Bhai," first sardarji drawled, "what's in the bag?"

"Chickens," was the reply.

"If I guess how many, can I have one?"

"You can have both of them."

"OK," first sardarji said. "Five."


Posted 20 Jul 2004

Our sardarji was filling up an application form for a job. He promptly filled the columns titled NAME,AGE,ADDRESS etc. Then he came to the column Salary Expected : He was not sure as to what to be filled there. After much thought he wrote : Yes
Posted 20 Jul 2004

~CHANDNI~ says
Posted 20 Jul 2004

~CHANDNI~ says
aik dafa aik malah aur molvi kashty me bathe they
molvi ne malah se poocha k "barkhurdar tum ko kitny kalmay atay hain"
to malah ne kaha
" koi nahi"
molvi ne afsoos se sar hilaya aur kaha
"ooooooo tumhary aadhi zindagi zaya gai"
molvi ne phir poocha k" tum ko namaz k bare me kuch pata hai?"
to malah ne kaha
"nahi"
molvi ne phir kaha k
"oh tumhari to aadhi zindagi zaya gai"
phir jab kashty ain dariya k darmiyan mai pohnchi to
achanak malah ne poocha,
" molvi sahab kiya aap tairnajanty hain ?"
to molvi sahab ne sar hilaya
" nahi"........
malah ne kaha,
"molvi sahab aap ne to apni sari zindagi zaya kar di,
kiyon k kashty mi suraakh ho gaya hai"
ye kahty hi malah ne dariya me chalang laga di .
Posted 20 Jul 2004

SanaSana says
koooooool jbabe
Posted 20 Jul 2004

~CHANDNI~ says
Posted 20 Jul 2004

~CHANDNI~ says
Why You Make Me Smile









Because you are beautiful







Because you are kind





Because you are wonderful





Because you are caring





Because you are funny





Because you are smart





Because you are cute



Because you are sweet







Because you are cool





Because you are understanding









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Because im making u Fooooooooooool

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Posted 20 Jul 2004

drchohan83 says
COOL RANI G.
Posted 23 Jul 2004

drchohan83 says
HEY JANUBABE I M HERE AS WELL.BCZ.TUM NEY PUKARA AUR HUM CHALEY AAYE JOKES BHI SATH LEY AAYE RAY............................
Posted 23 Jul 2004

drchohan83 says
                    SO HERE IS MY JOKE
                   MULLAH NASEER-UD-DIN
Once, the people of The City invited Mulla Nasruddin
to deliver a khutba. When he got on the pulpit, he
found the audience was not very enthusiastic, so he
asked "Do you know what I am going to say?" The
audience replied "NO", so he announced "I have no
desire to speak to people who don't even know what I
will be talking about" and he left.

The people felt embarrassed and called him back again
the next day. This time when he asked the same
question, the people replied "YES" So Mullah Nasruddin
said, "Well, since you already know what I am going to
say, I won't waste any more of your time" and he left.


Now the people were really perplexed. They decided to
try one more time and once again invited the Mullah to
speak the following week. Once again he asked the same
question - "Do you know what I am going to say?" Now
the people were prepared and so half of them answered
"YES" while the other half replied "NO".

So Mullah Nasruddin said "The half who know what I am
going to say, tell it to the other half" and he left!
Posted 23 Jul 2004

friend_16 says
.. mulllah ko kuch pata hee nahi tha ..

nice..
Posted 23 Jul 2004

drchohan83 says
        TXS SWEET GIRL.SO HERE IS AN OTHER 1
                  I want my $20 million
Sardarji buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes
to Austin to claim it and the man verifies his ticket
number.

Sardarji says, "I want my $20 million."The man
replied,

"No, Sir. It doesn't work that way. We give you a
million today and then you'll get the rest spread out
for the next 19 years."

Sardarji said, "Oh, no. I want all my money right now!
I won it and I want it."

Again, the man explained that he would only get a
million that day and the rest during the next 19
years.

Sardarji, furious with the man, screams out, "Look, I
want my money! if you're not going to give me my $20
million right now, then I want my 1 dollar back!"
Posted 23 Jul 2004

Fairl_Girl says
welcome welcome dr ji
good jokes
Posted 24 Jul 2004

Fairl_Girl says
shadi
aik pathan ki shadi hoti hai wo jb dulhan ko lay kr ja raha hota hai to dulhan ka bhai ro kr
kahta hai meri behan ka khyal rkhna dulha bhi ro kr kahta hai tum preshan
mat ho yay tumara behan hai to mara bhi behan hai

shaikh sahib
aik shaikh sahib kay bachay zid kartay hain keh bhook lagi hai shaikh sahib
kehtay hain jo kahana nahin khay ga us ko 5rupay milain gay bachay bahut hi khush hotay
hain or bagair khay 5rupay laykar soo jaatay hain.subah jab naashtay kay liay ikhatay hotay hain to shaikh sahib kehtay hain jo 5rupay wapis karay ga us ko naashta milay ga

Biwi
Ek kavi shaadi ke baad biwi se bola:

Aaj se tum hi meri kavita ho,kalpana ho, bhawana ho, Kalpna ho!

Biwi: Mere liye bhi aaj se aap he dinesh ho, rohit ho,rakesh ho!
Posted 24 Jul 2004

Fairl_Girl says
Once there was a indian man traveling to Canada but he only knew three

words of English and those words were Yes, No and Thank you! A Canadian

guy was right beside him and the candian guy had lost his purse and he

asked that man , “have you seen my purse ?” as the indian man didn’t know English

at all except those three words , he had no idea what the man was talking

about , so he said , “Yes!” the Canadian guy seemed a little happy , then

he asked him , “ can you please give it to me ?” and again the indian man had no

idea what the guy was talking so he said “No!” then the candain guy seemed

very angry so he slapped that man and the indian man replied “Thank you!”

Posted 24 Jul 2004

Fairl_Girl says
ooh ah ouch
quetion: wt is difference btw sex and iodex
answer: ooh ah ouch

Posted 24 Jul 2004

drchohan83 says
TXS JANU BABE G N COOL UR JOKES AS WELL.
SO HERE IS MY AN OTHER 1.
    NASA was interviewing professionals they were thinking
of sending to Mars. The touchy part was that only one
guy could go and it would be a one-way trip, the guy
not ever returning to Earth.

The interviewer asked the first applicant, an American
engineer, how much he wanted to be paid for going.

“One million dollars,” the engineer answered. “And I
want to donate it all to my alma mater--Rice
University.”

The next applicant was a Russian doctor, and the
interviewer asked him the same question.

“Two millions dollars,” the doctor said. “I want to
give a million to my family and leave the other
million for the advancement of medical research.”

The last applicant was a Pakistani Politician . When
asked how much money he wanted, he whispered in the
interviewer's ear, “Three million dollars.”

“Why so much more than the others?” the interviewer
asked.

The Pakistani Politician replied, “You give me three
million, I'll give you one million, I'll keep a
million, and we'll send the American engineer.”

Posted 25 Jul 2004

Fairl_Girl says
Posted 25 Jul 2004

mustansarf says
WoW yeh chaa hay koi batay i am new here   
Posted 25 Jul 2004

mustansarf says
what a joke Kekekekekekekeke
Posted 25 Jul 2004

Fairl_Girl says
mustansarf said:

WoW yeh chaa hay koi batay i am new here   

welcome ji
yeh jokes chal rahay hain
jb's means meray
Posted 25 Jul 2004

Fairl_Girl says
EIK AURAT THI JO SHIP MAIN WINDOW KE PAAS APNAY NEW BORN BABY KO LAIKAR
KHADI HUI THI ACHANAK US KE HAATH SE VO BACHA GIR GAYA ,
BUHAT SHOR MACHANAY KE BAAD IK BUDHA AADMI NAY CHALANG LAGA DI ,,
JAB VO BACHAY KO BACHA KAR WAPIS LAY AAYA TO SAB NE USAY SHABASHI DI...VVVVO
GUSAY MAIN BOLA PAHLAY YEH BATAOO MUJHAY DHAKA KIS NAY DIYA THA .
Posted 25 Jul 2004

Fairl_Girl says
President Bill Clinton was visiting an elementary school today and
when he visited a class in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings.
The teacher asked the President if he would like to lead the class in the discussion of the word, "Tragedy." So our illustrious leader asks the class for an example of a "tragedy." One little boy stands up and offers, "If my best friend, who lives next door, was playing in the street and a car came along and ran over him, that would be a tragedy."
"No," says Clinton, "that would be an accident."
A little girl raises her hand. "If a school bus carrying 50 children
drove off a cliff, killing everyone involved, that would be a tragedy."
"I'm afraid not," explains Mr. President. "That's what we would call GREAT LOSS."
The room goes silent. No other children volunteer.
President Clinton searches the room. "Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?"
Finally, way in the back of the room, a small boy raises his hand.
In a quiet voice he says, "If Air Force One, carrying Mr. & Mrs. Clinton, was struck by a missile and blown up to smithereens,
that would be a tragedy.
"Fantastic," exclaims Clinton, "that's right. And can you tell me WHY that would be a tragedy?"
"Well," says the boy, "because it wouldn't be an accident, and it certainly would be no great loss."
Posted 25 Jul 2004

drchohan83 says
Posted 28 Jul 2004

drchohan83 says
               SO HERE IS MY AN OTHER ONE
                    GREAT SRDAR G
An Englishman, an American and a Sardarji are called
upon to test a lie detector .

The Englishman says: "I think I can empty 20 bottles
of beer".

BUZZZZZZ, goes the lie detector.

"Ok", he says, "10 bottles". And the machine is
silent.

The American says: "I think I can eat 15 hamburgers".

BUZZZZZZ, goes the lie detector.

"Alright, 8 hamburgers". And the machine's silent.

The Sardarji says: "I think...", BUZZZZZZ goes the
machine.
Posted 28 Jul 2004

drchohan83 says
                  HERE IS MY AN OTHER 1
                        TIME
On some air bases the Air Force is on one side of the
field and civilian aircraft use the other side of the
field, with the control tower in the middle. One day
the tower received a call from an aircraft asking,
“What time is it?”

The tower responded, “Who is calling?”

The aircraft replied, “What difference does it make?”

The tower replied, “It makes a lot of difference. If
it is an American Airlines Flight, it is 3 o'clock. If
it is an Air Force, it is 1500 hours. If it is a Navy
aircraft, it is 6 bells. If it is an Army aircraft,
the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on
the 3. If it is a Marine Corps aircraft, it's Thursday
afternoon.”
Posted 28 Jul 2004

drchohan83 says
                      HERE IS MY ANOTHER 1
                           HISTORY
Dr Gordon, a prominent psychiatrist, was a guest at a
chic gathering and his blonde hostess naturally
broached the subject in which he was most at ease.
"Would you mind telling me, Doctor," she asked, "how
you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears
completely normal?"

"Nothing is easier," Dr Gordon replied. "You ask him a
simple question which everyone should answer with no
trouble. If he hesitates, that puts you on the right
track."

"What sort of question?" asked the hostess.

"Well, you might ask him, 'Captain Cook made three
trips around the world and died during one of them.
Which one?' "

The hostess thought a moment, then said with a nervous
laugh, "You wouldn't happen to have another example
would you? I must confess I don't know much about
history."
Posted 29 Jul 2004

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