Topic: Hey=)

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Sheima said:

hey Im new here my name is Sheima, I live in Europe but Im really from Kurdistan... I don't know wat more 2 say really...just hope I will make some nice friends here





welcome to JB i'am asian uk pindo

have fun


and dont touch my cookies
Posted 25 Apr 2006

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shahrukh khan said:

twix




OYE NO JUNK FOOD
Posted 25 Apr 2006

Topic: desi mc

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shahrukh khan said:




hay baby sorry for giggling on the phone
Posted 25 Apr 2006

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thats half way decent Enzo Ferrari use to work for romeo before he started his own Business after WW2
Posted 25 Apr 2006

Topic: desi mc

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i dont like tk max, more of a next person
Posted 25 Apr 2006

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i will make you DOUBLE


and hummer? i hate amercian cars euuuuuu
Posted 25 Apr 2006

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eh


well sure come to my yard, i can intro you to

my one bro and 5 cousins

theirs

Pokie ( i call him Pipsy darling)
Sponge bob (the boxer)
Blondie (law student)
Bauldee locks (my brother a.k.a papa smurf)
Prada (style freak)

Posted 25 Apr 2006

Topic: desi mc

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Desi_MC said:

lol
word.....
phunny gal.......




do like my taz does


YEAH I GOT IT IN THE KIDDIES SECTION XXXXXXXXL

wanna see
Posted 25 Apr 2006

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Desi_MC said:

i lubbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb u
i so much wana eat Daaal Chawal... make mee....




if i make it for you,

promiss not to touch me or love me

or have any images in that twisted head of you and me


Kaapesh?

i have not cooked today because i burt my hand really badly yesturday

i was plaining to make roast chicken apna style with naan


you want some?
Posted 25 Apr 2006

Topic: desi mc

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Desi_MC said:

kids size




looks like you got your own little stalker too



you an't super cool till you have had a stalker


Posted 25 Apr 2006

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SohniKuddi said:

lolzzzzzzzzz i never been to cardiff in ma life....asian can handle herslf




just because he is in my city dont mean i am going to see him

my ex came in his car, if i dident go out the front door for him what chance has desi got?
Posted 25 Apr 2006

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if you were in the uk

i would throw all your chocolates and coke out

tie you to my sofa

warm up some handee

make roti or paranta

AND MAKE YOU EAT IT

I CANT STAND JUNK FOOD, AND I DONT LIKE chocolate
Posted 25 Apr 2006

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Desi_MC said:

Bazigar:- they gone....

Asian:- i don need no travel docs, im desi... i make ma own ways




hit you on the head with my DKNY

i might have to stand on a stool but i'll do it
Posted 25 Apr 2006

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Desi_MC said:

ighttt
thn churailo get urself ready by this summer...
im gona hit cardifff........
paani ka pani aur doodh ka doodh kerdoonga




whatever

you come anywhere near the welsh border

i will throw welsh cakes at you


its my kingdom

no desi mc's allowed

you need a passport

or i will get SK to take you to dinner again
Posted 24 Apr 2006

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Posted 24 Apr 2006

Topic: Fav designer

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shahrukh khan said:

Desi_MC said:

n Desi MC makes his own fashion

ma fav marks

RL
cK
Timberland
Levi's
Marlboro Classics
Gucci
Armani
Boss
Lacoste
FCUK
Karl Kani
Nike
Tommy Helifiger
Versace
Diesel


got everything of em






you take me shopping
Posted 24 Apr 2006

Topic: Fav designer

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Mallak.. said:

chavs




yes you are


but what are we?
Posted 24 Apr 2006

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he says "badmarsh" is such a cutie little voice too
Posted 24 Apr 2006

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SohniKuddi said:

LOLZZZZ WHAT MAKES U THINK U GNA MEET US...WE GONA WORK OUR MAGIC RIGHT HERE HAHAHAH



yeah Cardiff is a big place get my nephews nursey skool friends to beat you up and finger paint you
Posted 24 Apr 2006

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Desi_MC said:

damnnnnnn u gals.....
bechaarey bachey ko darrao tu nai

n if i eva get a chance to meet u 2 churails
ima grab u, squeeeeze u n thn mwaaah u


dil laa leya vey beparwaah de naal




i take kickboxing lessons, keep fit and become deadly

so i would like to see you try, i'll bash your 5'9 nogin


and dont call me a churail you smurf
Posted 24 Apr 2006

Topic: Fav designer

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i like marcus Jacobs for men
Posted 24 Apr 2006

Topic: mY pIC

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naaaaaa i wont scare sk


leave that for when i go amsterdam
Posted 24 Apr 2006

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SohniKuddi said:

knock urself out




okie cool i have to go now

got to chair a meeting

well because everyone use to talk over eachother we have now got a "MR tickles" i named him

no one can talk unless they have mr tickles. he's a small beenie hippo

see democracy works

see you guys later
Posted 24 Apr 2006

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yeah some of their stuff is ok but i wouldent buy everything from their

i usally get the Walkers Thai sweet chilli packs if i got to do an essay
Posted 24 Apr 2006

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SohniKuddi said:

Asian said:

yeah acid it is

where should i jab it?

so many places



we'll do eeni meeni miney mo







can i jab him on each eeni meeni miney mo
Posted 24 Apr 2006

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Desi_MC said:

which eva u like......
but SK nah no thnks.... i take ma wrds bck...........
how u......




i wouldn't touch you

its Child protection in your case hahahahaha

you being child and all


well i think your eye ball is a nice area
Posted 24 Apr 2006

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yeah acid it is

where should i jab it?

so many places
Posted 24 Apr 2006

Topic: Fav designer

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Desi_MC said:

i got most French collection n all brands....




join the club i get my bro french connection stuff,

my best friend likes hugo Boss, he's a manager so he's always in a hugo boss suit, so i call him mr boss , or to tick him off Googliee bear
Posted 24 Apr 2006

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Bazigaar said:

i don;t go for brand names




fair enough but i always say

i dont buy clothes because they are deisgner or because they are in fashion, i buy them because i like them , and i know i will wear them, thats how i get my own sense of style


trend setter
Posted 24 Apr 2006

Topic: mY pIC

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SohniKuddi said:

oh ma god....when did ather post his pic??

awwww, how cute...u lil baby



i dident

why you want me to?


na

when i post my pic all will know

sk will be crying


screaming like ned flanders
Posted 24 Apr 2006