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Topic: My Pics From UK (for limited time period)

Asian

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Desi_MC said:

hold uuuuu tighttttttttttttttttttt

baaahon mein chali aaaao......
o sajni hum sey kiya pardaaaaa




actually dont touch his sis he is getting cheap thrills,

lets get SK to hold
Posted 24 Apr 2006

Topic: My Pics From UK (for limited time period)

Asian

Age: 37
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now is that insulin or sulphuric acid
Posted 24 Apr 2006

Topic: My Pics From UK (for limited time period)

Asian

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maybe he needs an injection

sohni you hold i'll jab
Posted 24 Apr 2006

Topic: My Pics From UK (for limited time period)

Asian

Age: 37
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is desi high?

too many twix's bars
Posted 24 Apr 2006

Topic: My Pics From UK (for limited time period)

Asian

Age: 37
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Desi_MC said:

Asian;- r u high ???



no i am not high

i just dont like

ALum rock
Ladypool
soho road in B'ham

and South hall and east london

i dont like going into those types of areas i always get into trouble,

last time southall 45 mins myself and the girls spent trying to ditch some idiots, one said something rude, i had a go at him, only to realise group of one turned into group of 15

we had to hide in mc donalds for a bit
Posted 24 Apr 2006

Topic: mY pIC

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Mallak.. said:

wat a kid




what a drunk
Posted 24 Apr 2006

Topic: My Pics From UK (for limited time period)

Asian

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SohniKuddi said:

too late desi...all ma halls are booked........i can get u one 4 the summer....but its gona cost u i got all the p[aki hotspots....ever heard of alum rock??? hahahahahaha



alum rock?

NOoOOoOoOooOoOoOoOOoOoOooOoOoOOoOo


the horroble memories
Posted 24 Apr 2006

Topic: If only

Asian

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if in doubt EAT ICE CREAM
Posted 24 Apr 2006

Topic: My Pics From UK (for limited time period)

Asian

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Desi_MC said:

hey hey it wasnt ma weddin'
on the card tha was the venue
so we had to go there...
i wasnt the 1 to choose halls




i think you will look lovely jubbly in a lenga
Posted 24 Apr 2006

Topic: If only

Asian

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yeah right

i'am 19

Jet ski
rock climb
cave
canoe
horse ride

you want hard core come and play

Make sure your wearing decent clothing

no good canoeing in white shalwar kameez, if you fall in your screwed, BELIEVE ME

Posted 24 Apr 2006

Topic: My Pics From UK (for limited time period)

Asian

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Desi_MC said:

wedding was at Langley Community Hall- Slough
n yay i aint no gagsta homes.....
n Asian...... u shud av tried Rockport instead of Timbs




well its the same old thing in the lady's section

they talk about fitted kitchens and where they got their suits from (i got mine from ebay )

then its the whole spanish inqusition on me the who? what? when? where? why?

then that gives auntie an opening for "your 19 and you dont cook (yeah right) and you dont listen (why should i listen to someone with no common sense) and the whole you refuse to get married (eh hello 19 here)

"TU VAYA KADDO KARAY GE?"

yada yada yada

i try to stay away from weddings

well your sis has good taste her lenga is simple but elegant and the colour is nice on her too

so desi when you wearing a lenga?
Posted 24 Apr 2006

Topic: If only

Asian

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life is only what you make it

if we had no problems you wouldent get up in the moring, dreams will not be worth forfilling


asian always says "Work hard, PLAY HARDER"
Posted 24 Apr 2006

Topic: My Pics From UK (for limited time period)

Asian

Age: 37
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ameen


so how much money you scab?

i get bored at wedding i got told off last time for first listening to ipod (aunties lips moving looked like she was raping to 50cent haha)

and then wearing timberlands under my lenga (well they are new, so i don't see the problem) i dident like the matching heels with the lenga and besides my lenga was long enough to cover them up

happy days
Posted 24 Apr 2006

Topic: My Pics From UK (for limited time period)

Asian

Age: 37
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Desi_MC said:

nando's guarlic peri peri sauce is only available at ASDA thas y i like ASDA...... rest u can find em at TESCO

its Versace Versus(black blend suit)
bought it a day before




okie cool


well Asda here is in a bad neighbourhood and well i dont like they're food its processed, i like fresh things, guess thats me being Girlie

try Pink Lady apples they are all amercian apples with natural properties

berry sweet
Posted 24 Apr 2006

Topic: Queen’s Shikaar

Asian

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QUEEN VICTORIA said:

ASIAN and DayDreamer plz be calm
and stop this argument plz




queen i am not arguing i just want him to leave

he is destroying all the topics with his Bquwas,

i made this for Bitooo not for him to take cheap shots

he only replys to the topics i go on,

clearly shows he is here to annoy me and nothing else
Posted 24 Apr 2006

Topic: I cAnT Get U OUttA My HEad

Asian

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SO WHAT>

you come anywhere near me, i swear one word to the president your on the floor counting tweety birds


Posted 24 Apr 2006

Topic: Queen’s Shikaar

Asian

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listen Jock strap

this topic is about my sweety Bitoo


sod off you only came here to abuse me

well i got news for you its not happing

now take your tail between your legs

and make like a tree and leaf
Posted 24 Apr 2006

Topic: I cAnT Get U OUttA My HEad

Asian

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then off the website then
Posted 24 Apr 2006

Topic: Bring back Bitooo

Asian

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why should i? this is my back yard not yours

and have you give what you get
Posted 24 Apr 2006

Topic: I cAnT Get U OUttA My HEad

Asian

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Lameo
Posted 24 Apr 2006

Topic: Bring back Bitooo

Asian

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just get off JB
Posted 24 Apr 2006

Topic: I cAnT Get U OUttA My HEad

Asian

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do i look like i care?----------->
Posted 24 Apr 2006

Topic: Bring back Bitooo

Asian

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who cares

keep your views to yourself

or better yet back bite behind our backs

more your thing
Posted 24 Apr 2006

Topic: I cAnT Get U OUttA My HEad

Asian

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puff wants puffs
Posted 24 Apr 2006

Topic: Bring back Bitooo

Asian

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who was asking you?

your not even Patan
Posted 24 Apr 2006

Topic: Last nighT

Asian

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shahrukh khan said:

Asian said:

shahrukh khan said:

amir khan





hay handsome i have to go i got an English Lecture

muwah take care and i will call you tonight

might prank you one or two times before i acutually speak

only joking take care muwah


be a good baby


okeeeeeeee good luck




dont worry i wont
Posted 24 Apr 2006

Topic: Bring back Bitooo

Asian

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shahrukh khan said:

Brain gamblerz said:

sk bhai bitoo ko wapis lao






oye hug me i'am Punjabi
Posted 24 Apr 2006

Topic: Ladies !! Weldone !!

Asian

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cool marshallah

pakistani women doing it for themselves


you go girls
Posted 24 Apr 2006

Topic: sunooo rayeeeeee

Asian

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tum b kaya?
Posted 24 Apr 2006

Topic: Bring back Bitooo

Asian

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Brain gamblerz said:

khan b naheeeeeeee khaya uss nay





poor baby have a hug and a kiss


now let auntie asian use a wet wipe and clean your cutie mutie face
Posted 24 Apr 2006
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