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Topic: Marriage vows

Asian

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lol lil doll if you think i'am hot, then you need contact lenses more then i do , i'am hot am i lil doll ? lol JOKING,

yeah their is a diffrence with forced and love, a huge one, for starters you know the person, he's not a cousin lol,
Posted 17 Mar 2005

Topic: Janubaba Land

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NO ONE SELLS ASIANS FERRARI,

Bazu j.r was about to attack asian, when she blocked him, both broke into Bazu's safe and found £5.million and his teddy wedie bear.

Asian stuffed her bag with the cash and ran down stairs, she found a dark figure standing in her way..................
Posted 17 Mar 2005

Topic: look like

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your making no sense
Posted 17 Mar 2005

Topic: Animals know more....

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Finally someone who agree's
Posted 17 Mar 2005

Topic: late night date

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nothing
Posted 16 Mar 2005

Topic: late night date

Asian

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Posted 16 Mar 2005

Topic: hi

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oye meri baby zara idder aow
Posted 16 Mar 2005

Topic: late night date

Asian

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oye you diddent say that to me last night over dinner
Posted 16 Mar 2005

Topic: Animals know more....

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lol well tt is still in a cave? does that qualify?

no i was told Humans could see all before, a prophet came to earth and a anmial saw him and shouted out o look it's......, then ALLAH said they will have the sight of seeing, but will not be able to tell...


well it's what i was told
Posted 16 Mar 2005

Topic: JANUBABA EXPOSED

Asian

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yes with ENVY lolz
Posted 16 Mar 2005

Topic: FRIENDS

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yes Mottoo tt is my friend (believe it or not)
Posted 16 Mar 2005

Topic: meri pali si chooti behna kon hai

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tt and max lol, sirf Mirror ko max ker saka tha hai lolzzzz
Posted 16 Mar 2005

Topic: Janubaba Land

Asian

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Asian owed money to Don tt, as she left a block of charas (ganja, marrajunna, whatever you want to call it) near her aunties handie, she mistaken it for Garam massala, add it in, Everyone in Asian auntie's house got High, "yeaaahhh man" lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Asian rushed to Bazu's house (she jumped in her Ferrari Enzo in black) she reached Bazu's house and opened the door, she diddent have keys the door was already open, Asian was looking for a safe containing £1,million, she heard footsteps comming from the bedroom, slowly she walked up the stairs and opend the bedroom door to find.........
Posted 16 Mar 2005

Topic: Happy Birthday Asian

Asian

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Smile TT
Posted 16 Mar 2005

Topic: Happy Birthday Asian

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yes tt, but it was scary, My college friends decided one of them will dress up as a female (he was a man) and sing Happy Birthday to my in a sexual voice in the middle of a lecture hall ,

and friends played stupied party games


And i shoved a whole slice of cake into my Brother sister, and best friends mouth , Who wants some?


and i am anything but kanjoose, i had a huge Birthday cake and took the girls to the water front for dinner in a Italian resutrante, when leaving one of the other resturants was playing will smiths new song Switch, i think i had one to many J20's so i started dancing, a group of Asian males were stairing at all of us, one of my friends knew one male from that group because he is her brothers friend. so they came out to say hello and happy burpday to me, only one Lahorie amercian born Idiot wouldent leave me alone, so many cheesey chat up lines , but it was a really nice night, and even the Pakistani males i did not know wished me Happy birthday and were so polite and caring, their doing Law degrees so we got on fine,

the total bill was £87.92, (thats one £1 to 200rps last time i checked) the apnay males payed lolzzzzzzzzz

so i am anything BUT kanjoose
Posted 16 Mar 2005

Topic: Kiss

Asian

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well you can start by getting to know the person first before you offer anything, and like i said firendhsip is a gift not an offer, you indians always say that to me, why? if you don't know a person properly how can you be friend?


and here have a Klenex and stop blubing you'll get me going
Posted 16 Mar 2005

Topic: hi

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so it's a global thing, lol o well, personally my family couldent care less about marriage, it's a small issue but the Pakistani community (well the uneductaed ones anyway) it's a females sole purpose to get married,

My own Khan wants me to get a degree and live my life, o well and another line that always gets said.....

"Mera praa da puter pakistan vich renda, un ne BA pass kita (big wows) eh la udie Foto (look at the picture of a compleat PINDO) kida soona munda hai (say ji ha, without laughing while having your face swell up and eyes water)
Posted 16 Mar 2005

Topic: Animals know more....

Asian

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nice to know people agree with me
Posted 16 Mar 2005

Topic: FRIENDS

Asian

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friendship is a gift it is not offered or choosen, it just happens just like love
Posted 16 Mar 2005

Topic: Janubaba Land

Asian

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But Bazu's wallet still had his address details within it, their Asian was appointed to find a key leading to................
Posted 15 Mar 2005

Topic: hi

Asian

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Darling
Posted 15 Mar 2005

Topic: JANUBABA EXPOSED

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Yeah to hot to handle baby lol
Posted 15 Mar 2005

Topic: saba kiun

Asian

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Posted 15 Mar 2005

Topic: late night date

Asian

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Bazu ,


And i don't date People i don't know . And i'am female even if i wated to pay for something when myself and my Khan meet, he always uses the excuse "Wife ho na meri" dil aur jaan se meri ho, so meai pessay de ta hoon, i have to be carefull about saying what i like because he starts pulling out his credit card lol ,

and if i want Money i work for it, or go skipping down to my HONK KONG SHANG HAI BANKING CORPRATION h.s.b.c.

Posted 15 Mar 2005

Topic: Kiss

Asian

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why the ?
Posted 15 Mar 2005

Topic: Janubaba Land

Asian

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Asian jumped on the table throwing all the plates and glass's to one side, she grabed bazu's suit and pushed him up towards her and wispered 3 loving words........"PAY THE BILL" hehehehehe


with one fowl swoop Asian jumped off the table taking Bazu's wallet with her and ran towards the Hotel entrance, as she was running she saw TT the hotel dhood walla
Posted 15 Mar 2005

Topic: Happy Birthday Asian

Asian

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Posted 15 Mar 2005

Topic: CHANNOO

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and TT is my Preeto
Posted 15 Mar 2005

Topic: CF KA SALAM

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what? it's true , i say give up on the soap and try bleach lol
Posted 15 Mar 2005

Topic: hi

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because your my Bazu baby to use and abuse
Posted 15 Mar 2005
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