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Topic: SMILEEEEE

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        SARDARJI WITH A BRAIN



A Sardarji and an American are seated next to each other on a flight from Los Angeles to New York . The American asks if he would like to play a fun-game.
The Sardarji , tired, just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.
The American persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun.
He says, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5, and vice versa."
Again, the Sardarji declines and tries to get some sleep.
The American, now worked up, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5, and if I don't know the answer, I'll pay you $500."
This gets the Sardarji's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment, agrees to the
game.
The American asks the first question, "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?"
The Sardarji doesn't say a word, reaches into his wallet, pulls out a $5 bill and hands
it to the American.
"Okay," says the American, "Your turn."
So the Sardarji asks, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?"
The American thinks about it. No answer.
Puzzled, he takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references. No answer!
He taps into the air-phone with his modem and searches the Internet and the Libraryof Congress. No answer.

Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and co-workers.
Checks the input. All to no avail!Finally, a long time later, he wakes the Sardarji and hands him $500.

The Sardarji thanks him and turns back to get his sleep.
The American, more than a little miffed, stirs the Sardarji and asks,"Well, what's the answer?"

Without a word, the Sardarji reaches into his purse, hands the American $5,and goes back to sleep!
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Topic: SMILEEEEE

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Posted 30 Apr 2005
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FRIENDSHIP




A girl asked a guy if he thought she
was pretty. He said NO .
She asked him if he would want to be with her
forever.
And he said NO .
She then asked him if she were to leave
would he cry.
And once again he replied with a NO .
She had heard
enough...
As she walked away, tears streaming down her face ,










the boy grabbed her arm
and said,

"You're not pretty - you're beautiful !
I
don't want to be with you forever - I NEED to be with you forever !
And
I wouldn't cry if you walked away - I'd die !"




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SABZ PARI said:




Array pari gee yeh aap ko
kiya ho gaya
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SABZ PARI said:

han   hona     tha

    queeeen app ko   girany   ka soch rahy thy
thannnx app bach gay




ALLAH ka shukar main tou bach gaya
magar yeh neechay kaun baychara
queen ka mara para hua hai
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Topic: SMILEEEEE

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Aap ko kiya hua
Posted 30 Apr 2005
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Hi Everyone


HAPPY FRIENDSHIP WEEK


One of my frend told me abt Jb.She spoke highly abt it so I thought i shud take a look at it and joined it.At that time i had no idea wht JB gonna be like.But i really found it a wonderful place.Very different from other sites.All the ppl I met here are very friendly and loving and its really hard to name just a few but i wud like to thank her for telling me abt this site .Its been now 1 month since i joined the JB and I feel like i m addicted too it.



Posted 30 Apr 2005

Topic: KHUSHBOO

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Its a real big ghazal though
very nice and my favourite


I will post the 3rd part later
Posted 30 Apr 2005

Topic: KHUSHBOO

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                        PART 2

Suna hai din ko ussay titlian satati hain
Suna hai raat ko jugnu tehar k deekhtay hain

Suna hai hashr hain uss ki ghazaal see aankhain
Suna hai uss ko hiran dasht bhar k deekhtay hain

Suna hai raat say bhar ker hain kaklain uss ki
Suna hai sham ko saaee guzar k deekhtay hain

Suna hai uss ki siyah chashmagi qiyyamat hai
So uss ko surma faroosh aah bhar k deekhtay hain

Suna hai uss k laboon say gulab galtay hain
So hum bahar pay ilzam dher k deekhtay hain

Suna hai aaina e tamsal hai gabeen uss ki
Jo sada dil hain ussay ban sanwar k deekhtay hain

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Dil kissi yaar e bawafa ki tarah
Bakhaber hai bahut khuda ki tarah

Zindagi bher tumhara naam meeray
Dil say nikla kissi dua ki tarah

Main nay her maur per tujhay dhoonda
Hijar k shaher ki hawa ki tarah

Umar bhar tera dukh uthaya hai
Waqt ki dee hui saza ki tarah

Kuch nahi soojhta mohabbat main
Khauf aur gham ki inteha ki tarah
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Very Nice










Aakhir ko awargi rang lay hi aai j/k
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Very nice
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Very nice rohail
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Nothing..............just smiling




Kyun ...........kuch hoona tha kiya
Posted 30 Apr 2005

Topic: SMILEEEEE

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Thanx

I know








My password is ***********

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heart__hacker said:

to pata kerwayain na

DejaVu077 said:

King of jb said:

to fir kesay pata




Yeh bhi nahi pata




mood nahi hai
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Aray miss ko tou chakar aa rahay hain
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CF bhi
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Topic: LASSI

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cutefriend said:

King of jb said:

cf say




kiya hua king ?



King gee nahanay gayee hain
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Doctor Sam said:

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Doctor sahab next........



KYA NEXT..



Paheli hey ya Mareez,,,
jis ko next keh rahay hain..

paheli mind bhi ker sakti hey...




Aap dr hain naa........
Paheli agar mind karay gee
tou aap k paas lay aaon ga
elag k liye
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Topic: New Quiz

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Prathayee
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Its OK

don't u watch movies
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SABZ PARI said:

Queen of jb said:




EAT ONE APPLE DAILY KEEPS QV N DR BILLA AWAY...................








ann apple a day keep doctore
awey if a doc is lik queen keep apple awey.









do jawab   queen




It depends...... which queen
If its queen V keep apple away
but if its queen jb............
...eat 2 apples instaed of 1

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