Desi_MC

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I just set the timer.
I have 4 mins to go.
We can do the war in 4 minutes no?
Posted 31 Jul 2008

Desi_MC

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Stop hugging me.
I am not a free property.
Posted 31 Jul 2008

Desi_MC

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I brb.
I need to do the dishes.
Posted 31 Jul 2008

Desi_MC

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Peace conference, any chance ?
Posted 31 Jul 2008

Desi_MC

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Love ya too
Posted 31 Jul 2008

Desi_MC

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Horny are we much.
Posted 31 Jul 2008

Desi_MC

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Posted 31 Jul 2008

Desi_MC

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Somebodys looking forward for a happy hour time.
Posted 31 Jul 2008

Desi_MC

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Who that be ?
Posted 31 Jul 2008

Desi_MC

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We'll see honey.
Posted 31 Jul 2008

Desi_MC

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And you want to be de-empowered. (if thats even a word).

Nah i don't like my e-izat to wag all in court.
Courts are full of despos and pervs.
They be looking at you..as if they could see through.

Posted 31 Jul 2008

Desi_MC

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No woman no cryyyyyy.

Bob Marley was right from the start. I should have listened to him.
Posted 31 Jul 2008

Desi_MC

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*mic was strong glued before she snatched it from desi, now its stuck with her for whole life*

:idea:
Cut off your hand in order to free it from the mic.


Posted 31 Jul 2008

Topic: Bhai ke Bank

Desi_MC

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Where did my post go.
Posted 31 Jul 2008

Desi_MC

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cutefriend said:

Desi_MC said:

I'm a new soul I came to this strange world.
Hoping I could learn a bit about how to give and take.

Anyone of you heard this beautiful tune. ?



hi desi

how ya doin man



I am good bhai
Aap sunaao.
Posted 31 Jul 2008

Desi_MC

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Mystique said:

The link's not working.



This is the link.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gtbzS0PcEg
Posted 31 Jul 2008

Desi_MC

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Mystique said:

The link's not working.



Here
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gtbzS0PcEg
Posted 31 Jul 2008

Topic: Desi Mc

Desi_MC

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We all are drama queens in a sense (after all we desis innit).

Where is the pole ?
Posted 31 Jul 2008

Topic: Job interview

Desi_MC

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Brit they big time racists.
Plus muslims there done crap too so they get labelled back.
Anyway good luck with the view.
Posted 31 Jul 2008

Topic: Desi Mc

Desi_MC

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Now am i allowed ??
Posted 30 Jul 2008

Desi_MC

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When is your interview ?
Posted 30 Jul 2008

Topic: Job interview

Desi_MC

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I used to conduct job interviews.
A lot of desis came in and they sweat to death.

I used disc profile system.
Man recruitment was fun.

But then i had to stop it cause i assigned a lot of useless people just on their looks.
Now them people are doing copying/scan/printing sh*t work.



Don't worry.
Be fresh, have a smile on your face.
Most importantly be confident.
And prepare yourself some questions to ask the interviewer(s).
Posted 30 Jul 2008

Desi_MC

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Occasionally.
Posted 30 Jul 2008

Desi_MC

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I rest my case here.
Posted 30 Jul 2008

Desi_MC

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But do you have the keys ?
My mates are gonna take care of G4S.
Posted 30 Jul 2008

Desi_MC

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Yea if you can
Posted 30 Jul 2008

Desi_MC

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Sweet mother of jesus.

Yes silaa diya mujhe meri dosti ka.

*runs away and sings cry me a river thames*
Posted 30 Jul 2008

Desi_MC

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*eyy yoo mic check... one two three...ahaan*

Grab somebody (mystique), work your body, work your body....Let me see you 1,2 step.

West Punjab!

Posted 30 Jul 2008

Desi_MC

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Your place or mine.
Posted 30 Jul 2008

Topic: Desi Mc

Desi_MC

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*naked mode warming up*
Posted 30 Jul 2008