shahrukh khan said:insanwho is he
QUEEN VICTORIA said:apne kabi janay ki try nahi ki mera naamaik naye baat pat achali kay fg ka naam FIRDOUS hai
aur fg ye kon khas ul khaas hasti hain jin ko specially wc kerna hai
hi unaid
wc to jb
wsy meray bahnjay ka naam junaid hai
aur main us ko jinni ya juni kahti hun
London_Girl said:Welcome to JB
FG
shahrukh khan said:KHATAM BI HO GAYA SKokeeeeeeee
London_Girl said:
Fairl_Girl said:AJIT : Robert, Test Match mein kyaa ho raha hai ?
Robert : Boss, Vivian Richards chhakke pe chhakke maar raha hai.
Ajit: Saaleh ko sabak sikhana padega.
Lunch break mein usse phone milana.
Robert : Yes Boss.
AJIT : (on phone, to Richards): Veeveeyun Reechards,
tumhari Maa hamare kabze mein hai …….
(Scene - Ajit get’s hold of his favourite hero & then directs his chela.)
AJIT : Maikal, Is saale ke ek haath mein laal aur doosre haath mein hara rang laga do.
Maikal : Lekin kyon baas?
AJIT : Bewakoof, itnaa bhi nahin jaanta? Jab pulice yehaan aayegi to ise range haathon pakad legi
Mujrim said:SUCH KARWA LAGA
Fairl_Girl said:
Mujrim said:thx
hug karne ki zareorat nahi
TO DIALOGUE PER AGAYE MUJHE TUMHARE TARHAN ACTTING NAHI ATI
Mujrim said:aise humaray naseeb kahan sir ki jan nisar karay ap
Fairl_Girl said:
Mujrim said:dekha aise halat kardi hai ki pioson dehnay lag paray
Fairl_Girl said:
Mujrim said:sochna bi pap hai
Fairl_Girl said:
Mujrim said:tum kabi nahi
Fairl_Girl said:
Mujrim said:nahi kushi ho rahe hai tumko mai bazooka se aur knife se kata urta dekho gi
Fairl_Girl said:o GOD AB TO PISTOL AGAYE MUJI HAI HAI
MUJI UFF UFF MUJI
mirchi kha li kya
pieces in paradise
bari khush fehmi hai keh aap paradise mei hogi???
mai to apne ghar mai ho tum to abhi se hi dhoozak jaise garmi mai baithe ho
kab mai bi
na jee bahar niklo to gharmi hai ghar mei to AC hai janat ki tarha
poison
bhala kabi pioson ka asar pioson per hua hai fazol main karcha
aap pe to jaan bhi nisar hai jee
