Fairl_Girl
Age: 124
7526 days old here
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Pakistan, Pakistan
Tera pala hove!
George Bush was sitting in his office wondering whom to invade next when his telephone rang.
Hallo, Mr. Bush!, a heavily accented voice said. This is Sheeda from Chuk no -3, District Gujrat, Pakistan. I am ringing to inform you that we are officially declaring war on you!
Well, Sheeda, Bush replied, This is indeed important news! How big is your army?
Right now, said Sheeda, after a moment’s calculation, there is myself, my cousin Basheera, my next door neighbor Karam Deen, and the entire kabaddi team from the village. That makes eight
Bush paused. I must tell you, Sheeda that I have one million men in my army waiting to move on my command.
BLOODY Hell said Sheeda. I’ll have to ring you back!
Sure enough, the next day, Sheeda called again.
Mr. Bush, it is Sheeda, I’m calling from Chuk no-3 Gujrat, the war is still on! We have managed to acquire some infantry equipment!
And what equipment would that be, Sheeda? Bush asked.
Well, we have two combines, a donkey and Amjad’s tractor.
Bush sighed. I must tell you, Sheeda, that I have 16,000 tanks and 14,000 armored personnel carriers. Also, I’ve increased my army to 1-1/2 million since we last spoke.
Oh teri (oops) said Sheeda. I’ll have to get back to you.
Sure enough Sheeda rang again the next day. Mr. Bush, the war is still on! We have managed to get ourselves airborne We’ve modified Amjads’s tractor by adding a couple of shotguns, sticking on some wings and the pind’s generator. Four boys from Sahiwal have joined us as well!
Bush was silent for a minute and then cleared his throat. I must tell you, Sheeda, that I have 10,000 bombers and 20,000 fighter planes. My military complex is surrounded by laser-guided, surface-to-air missile sites. And since we last spoke, I’ve increased my army to TWO MILLION!
Tera pala hove .. said Sheeda, I’ll have to ring you back.
Sure enough, Sheeda called again the next day. Mr. Bush! I am sorry to tell you that we have had to call off the war.
I’m sorry to hear that, said Bush. Why the sudden change of heart?
Well, said Sheeda, we’ve all had a long chat over a couple of days and decided there’s no way we can feed two million prisoners!!.
Fairl_Girl
Age: 124
7526 days old here
Total Posts: 26920
Points: 0
Location:
Pakistan, Pakistan
Kitney aadmi thay?
Gabbar: Kitne admi they?
Sambha: Sardar 2
Gabbar: Mujhe ginti nahin aati, 2 kitne hote hain?
Samba: Sardar 2, 1 ke baad aata hai
Gabbar: Aur 2 ke pehle?
Samba: 2 k pehle 1 aata hai.
Gabbar: To beech mein kaun ata hai?
Samba: Beech mein koi nahi aata>
Gabbar:: To phir dono ek saath kyun nahin aate?
Samba: 1 k baad hi 2 aa sakta hai, kyun ki 2, 1 se barra hai.
Gabar: 2, 1 se kitna barra hai?
Samba: 2, 1 se 1 barra hai.
Gabbar: Agar 2, 1 se 1 barraa hai to 1, 1 se kitna barraa hai?
Samnba: Sardar maine aapka namak khaya hai, mujhe goli maar do.
Fairl_Girl
Age: 124
7526 days old here
Total Posts: 26920
Points: 0
Location:
Pakistan, Pakistan
Polish Remover
A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer’s office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him.
The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:
Have you any grounds?
Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.
No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?
It made of concrete.
I don’t think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?
No, we have carport, and not need one.
I mean. What are your relations like?
All my relations still in Poland.
Is there any infidelity in your marriage?
We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.
Does your wife beat you up?
No, I always up before her.
Is your wife a nagger?
No, she white.
Why do you want this divorce?
She is going to kill me.
What makes you think that?
I got proof.
What kind of proof?
She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read and It say Polish Remover.
nice
