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Q: How do you keep an idiot busy for hours? A: Give him a piece of paper with "Please turn over" written on both sides.
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An idiot decides to start up a chicken farm, so he buys a hundred chickens to get up and running. A month later he returns to the dealer to get another hundred chickens because the first lot had died. Another month passes and he's back at the dealers for another hundred chickens, "I think I know where I'm going wrong" he tells the dealer, "I think I'm planting them too deep."
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Q: How do you confuse an idiot? A: Give him two spades and tell him to take his pick.
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Did you here about the idiot who won the 'Tour De France'? He did a lap of Honour!
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Did you hear about the stupid tap dancer? He fell in the sink!
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lamha lamha zindagi ka battor raha hai bikhri hui duniya ko battor raha hai khwab jo kabhi pure nahi ho sakte aaj un tute khawab ko jor raha hai geeli aankhon ke behte paani se apne hi daman ko kar sharabor raha hai Kitne hi rahon pe phoolon pe chal aaj kaaton se muh mor raha hai Kalam ki siayi khatam hone par katre ke lie dil nichor raha hai kuch hi pal ki to hai zindagi to aaj maut ko kyon kar door raha hai
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London_Girl said:
Fairl_Girl said:
Main Udaas Rasta Hoo Sham Ka Mujhe Ahaton Kii Talash He Ye Sitarey Sab Hain Bujhey Bujhey Mujhe Jugnuon Ki Talash He Wo Jo Ek Darya Tha Aag Ka Mere Raston Se Guzar Gaya Mujhe Kab Se Rait K Shehar Me Barishon Ki Talash He Main Udaas Rasta Hoo Sham Ka Mujeh Ahaton KI Talash He.
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bas 2 anso tapke hai abhi ankh se rafta rafta sans bi halki halki lay rahe hai hum koi pas nahi ki yeh anso hi phoonch deh apne ansoowo se geeli zameen kar rahay hai hum
yeh maine likhi ahi n mere halat bahi bilkul aise hi hai