Kisi Ki Yaad Aati Hai
"deyaar-eghair mein khud ko
bohot masroof rakhta hoon
magar aisa bhi hota hai
kabhi fursat k lamhon mein
jab koi yaad aata hai
main aksar doob jata hoon
wohi chehra, wohi gesoo
wohi aankhein, wohi abroo
hawaon mein basi khushbu
mere mehboob ki khushboo
mere dil ko lubhati hai
mujhe naghmay sunati hai
kisi ki yaad aati hai

patch a
q1 humko maloom hai movie is jan-e-man
q2
1 girl se piyar kartay hai 1 lover hota hai husband ban jatay hai 1 dost hota hai shadi karna chahita hai

zamaane waale usey ghulaam samjhey,
kabool usey hain har ilzaam samjhey,

woh khushi ki hain nayi subha gar,
log isey udaas ek shaam samjhey,

Berukhi se hukm sunaaney waaley,
Zulm sehnaa he inka kaam samjhey,

Kismat seh miley agar kisi koh gauhar,
Yeh fakeer kya uska daam samjhey,

Khushi par haq nahi hain inka yaaroN,
Gham magar inke tamaam samjhey,

Beemaan hain Be-ilm hain wo log,
zamaaney mein inhe badnaam samjhey

Inke baghair zamaana chalega toh nahi,
der na ho jab tak iska anjaam samjhey,

hum toh bas duaa karey unke liye,
inke zakhmoN koh joh aam samjhey

cool

oho wah

welcome dear sis

Helpdesk: Microsoft Tech. Support, may I help you?

Customer: Good afternoon! I have waited over 4 hours for you. Can
you please tell me how long it will take before you can help me?

Helpdesk: Uhh..? Pardon, I don't understand your problem?

Customer: I was working in Word
and clicked the help button more
than 4 hours ago. Can you tell me when you will finally be helping
me?

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Helpdesk: How may I help you?

Customer: I'm writing my first e-mail.

Helpdesk: OK, and, what seems to be the problem?

Customer: Well, I have the letter a, but how do I get the circle
around it?

nice

niceee

wah wah

boht khoob

Helpdesk: What kind of computer do you have?

Customer: A white one...

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Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can't get my diskette out.

Helpdesk: Have you tried pushing the button?

Customer: Yes, but it's really stuck.

Helpdesk: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note .

Customer: No ... wait a minute... I hadn't inserted it yet... it's
still on my desk...
sorry
....

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Helpdesk: Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of the
screen.
Customer: Your left or my left?

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Helpdesk: Good day. How may I help you?

Male customer: Hello... I can't print.

Helpdesk: Would you click on start for me and ...

Customer: Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me! I'm not
Bill Gates damnit!

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Hi good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every time I try

it says 'Can't find printer'. I've even lifted the printer and
placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he
can't find it...

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Customer: I have problems printing in red...

Helpdesk: Do you have a colour printer?

Customer: No.

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Helpdesk: What's on your monitor now ma'am?

Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me in the
supermarket.

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Helpdesk: And now hit F8.

Customer: It's not working.

Helpdesk: What did you do, exactly?

Customer: I hit the F-key 8-times as you told me, but nothing's
happening...

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Customer: My
keyboard is not working anymore.

Helpdesk: Are you sure it's plugged into the computer?

Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer.

Helpdesk: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back.

Customer: OK

Helpdesk: Did the keyboard come with you?

Customer: Yes

Helpdesk: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there
another keyboard?

Customer: Yes, there's another one here. Ah...that one does work!

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Helpdesk: Your password is the small letter a as in apple, a capital
letter V as in Victor, the number 7.

Customer: Is that 7 in capital letters?

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A customer couldn't get on the internet.

Helpdesk: Are you sure you used the right password?

Customer: Yes I'm sure. I saw my colleague
do it.

Helpdesk: Can you tell me what the password was?

Customer: Five stars.

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Helpdesk: What antivirus program do you use?

Customer: Netscape.

Helpdesk: That's not an antivirus program.

Customer: Oh, sorry...Internet Explorer.

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Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screensaver
on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears!

patch b
q1 re ja re ja reee mere dil main ah reh ja re movie is golmal
q2Ajay Devgan
Tusshar Kapoor
Arshad Warsi
Sharman Joshi
Paresh Rawal
Rimi Sen

q3 movie hungama name Anjali

smile

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q1 aftab,amisha

paise lagay gay

hello

me no no no

welcome bak

kyon eyes band kyon

ab shayad yeh apki khud ki hain

pyar to bas majbur hota hai.....
chahkar bhi useh pah na sake... yahi pyar hota hai...
uski yaad me din aur raat me tanha dil rota hai....
kyu kyu ye hi aksar hota hai...
ki dil usi ka tut ta hai jo sacche pyar me hota hai..
pyar to bas majbur hota hai.....
laakh wafa nibhakar bhi.. us be-wafa k liye dua maangna...
uski khushi me apni khushi dekhna....
Na shikwa na shikayat karna....
Chup chaap har zakhm sehna.......
kya itna majbur pyar hota hai?????

nahi thore aur tareef chhaiye lolz
akar llay jana

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