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ek security guard hee rakhlo

Tusi aa jao...

na jee assi uss security guard ko mareinge

tum bhee choron kay saath milay ho...

haan jee naam se nai lagta kya

naam to jaali hai... pata chal gya hai mujhay...

kisne keh diya??

kyoun bataon...

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chori per khush ho rahy ho... thek hai bacho jee...

jee bhai

chal hatttt....
bhai kehtay ho aur chori per khush hotay ho...

jao jao.. mai naraz hoon...

bhai bhai mei mazak chalta hai yaar

Itnay serious ho kar mazak...

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haan jee hum kitab hai woh bhi enlish + urdu mei

Kifayat tasveeri Qaeda...

haan wohi wohi

aaj kal to MOTI QAIDA ziada hit ja raha hai...

zaroor yeh chandni jee ya LG ne likhi hogi apnay size ke mutabik

Yeh Fat wala MOTI qaida nahi... Pearl wala Moti qaida hai...

ohhh acha

abb hass rahay ho ... pehlay unn ko MOTI keh dia...

abbe moti fat wala nai moti pearl wala kaha hai
biyan badli

Hawwwwwwwwww... abb donon motian meray pechay parrr jaen gee...

bach tu ab

purani baat ho gae... unhon nay dekha hee nahi...

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KING OF JB said:

itni zyada qouting

bus yehi kamal hai rehan bhai aur mera



Rehan jee

aaho aaho...

MG kithay ho.....

ghar bhaag gaye

hunnn wapis aa bhe jao...

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wah jee pehla banda dekha maar ke bhool jata hai


no fragi baba aa jhappi paa isko baad mei dekh leinge

han aab is ko dekhna hhee hoga na

yeh hasrat bhee pori ho jae ge...
basant k liye lahore aa rahay hain...????

hum to yahin mana rahay hai

wahan per kites mil gai....

jee har saal yahan organize kartay hai basant

kitnay saal ho gae...???

5-6 saal to hogayee janab

Thora hee arsa howa hai...

jo bhi hai ho to raha hai na thts the main point

2nd point kya hai?

main point kehdiya to 2nd point koi maynay nai rakhta

maynay nahi rakhta per exist to karta hai na...

ab to exist bhi nai karta

abb kahan gya...?

ghayab

khud hee kia ho ga... aur kya...

haan na

chalp bhaaago phir yahan sai...

jaa nai bhagta kya karlega tu

kutttt paray gee aur kya...

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abbe chal be har cheez ke liye apna apna


bus umeed se hee rehna aap

har cheez k liye kahan sai aa gya...???

aagaya jee aap to bhool jatay ho har cheez

aap ko kon si yaad rehti hain....

humei rehti hai thori buhut

yeh batao parson sai 3 din pehlay raat ko khanay mai kya khaya tha?

yaad hai dost ki b'day party thi to burger khaya tha 19 ko

date to batao zara kya thee...

kahan na 19

ajeeb baat nahi... 19 ko date bhee 19...

jee ajab kamal haina

aisa kyoun nahi hota keh 20th ho aur date 19th...

rehan bhai yeh aapki duniya nai hai jo yeh harkat idhar hogi

to yeh kya Mars hai????

nai yeh earth hai lekin aap mars ke rehnay walay ho

Leah..... aap ko kis nay keh dia ham MARS walay hain...

bus milgayee inside info

Kahan sai.....???

abbe inside se

outside kesay chali gai inside keh khabar....

hum haina outside lana ke liye

aap ko inside aanay kis nay dia...

arre hum inside ke hee banday hai

to fir janab ko outside kis nay aanay dia...   

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jee issi liye aaj hum bhi qayam hai

moo na kholo machar ghus jayega

bara tasty hota hai....

acha jee

to aur kya... uss kay bone marrow ke to kya hee baat hai...

sedhay se bolde nalli

MIKH....

nalli ka gooda

aur vee kuch kehtay hain per yaad nahi aa raha...

yaad aaye to das dena

aap ko kyoun dasson....?/?

to kisko dasso gay

kisi ko bhee per aap ko nahi....

acha

aaho.... tusi fir khud labhna chor do gay...

na bharosa kar yaar

abbe kar na yaar

kya karna hai

bharosa

bharosay wala kaam kia hai koi...

na

to fir... CHALL REHN DAY...

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Mujrim said:

ek security guard hee rakhlo

Tusi aa jao...

na jee assi uss security guard ko mareinge

tum bhee choron kay saath milay ho...

haan jee naam se nai lagta kya

naam to jaali hai... pata chal gya hai mujhay...

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chori per khush ho rahy ho... thek hai bacho jee...

jee bhai

chal hatttt....
bhai kehtay ho aur chori per khush hotay ho...

jao jao.. mai naraz hoon...

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Mujrim said:

haan jee hum kitab hai woh bhi enlish + urdu mei

Kifayat tasveeri Qaeda...

haan wohi wohi

aaj kal to MOTI QAIDA ziada hit ja raha hai...

zaroor yeh chandni jee ya LG ne likhi hogi apnay size ke mutabik

Yeh Fat wala MOTI qaida nahi... Pearl wala Moti qaida hai...

ohhh acha

abb hass rahay ho ... pehlay unn ko MOTI keh dia...

abbe moti fat wala nai moti pearl wala kaha hai
biyan badli

Hawwwwwwwwww... abb donon motian meray pechay parrr jaen gee...

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~CHANDNI~ said:

The Images of Mother

4 YEARS OF AGE ~ My Mommy can do anything!
8 YEARS OF AGE ~ My Mom knows a lot! A whole lot!
12 YEARS OF AGE ~ My Mother doesn't really know quite everything.
14 YEARS OF AGE ~ Naturally, Mother doesn't know that, either.
16 YEARS OF AGE ~ Mother? She's hopelessly old-fashioned.
18 YEARS OF AGE ~ That old woman? She's way out of date!
25 YEARS OF AGE ~ Well, she might know a little bit about it.
35 YEARS OF AGE ~ Before we decide, let's get Mom's opinion.
45 YEARS OF AGE ~ Wonder what Mom would have thought about it?
65 YEARS OF AGE ~ Wish I could talk it over with Mom.