London_Girl said:

KING OF JB said:

lo g wakh lawao halay tka Lg da phara jida moun khulam khula wa

ufff naaa..

Mg or iski PUNJABI

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~CHANDNI~ said:

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~CHANDNI~ said:

dil ko sambhalna bhi nai aata kya

   dill hay    kay manta   nahiiiiiiiiiiii
"

aisay zalimon kee tarah phainkain gee to kesay manay ga...

pyaar se samjhao

Benazir Bhutto sahiba ko batao...

benazir nai phoppo hai woh

Kis kee phopo....???

subki

Itni sarrial phopo mai to nahi leta...

oye maray ga kya

Kyoun Benazir bhutto sahiba banday marti hain...

chandni jee khudi batayeinge

wo to khud bhaag gai hain... bataengee kya...

lo jee aagayee

kahan....??

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sahi jaa rahi ho chandni jee

kahan ja rahi hain...???

pindi
jaao gay kya

kyoun mujhay jana mana hai kya...

nai chalay jao chandni jee ke saath hee

unhon nay lift hee nahi karai... akeli hee chali gai...

akeli nai gayee hai woh

Mujhay to nahi lai kar gai na... to akeli hee hon ge...

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awaz to nai aayi

photo to aa rahi hai na...

yeh kya mujhe donno mazay chahiye

Kisi ka dil toooting aur tusi enjoying...???

arre rehndo yaar
tasweeron mei kya hai

Kon si tasveerain...

bus tasveerain bejaan tasveerain

kon si.....

wohi jo kissi ki yaad dilati hai

Kisi ke...

hai koi

bata do gay to bill aa jae ga...

na jee bill to nai aayega

to fir batao jaldi sai...

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aap kehtay ho to AC ya cooler on karde

itni jaldi...
NAMONIA....

hain jee namonia kahan se aagaya beech mei

Thand mai AC ho ga to Namonia hee ho ga na...
Ham woh to nahi jo martay hee thand sai hain....

yaar idhar to kuch houses mei no fans just AC
raat ko AC full kambal hora aram se soya

AC wid blanket....

ahoo alag hee maza aata hai thandak mei bhi gharmi ka ehsas

yeh alag nahi ikatha maza hai...

haan haan wohi wohi

pehlay kyoun ghalat bola tha...

kyunki dekhna chahta tha keh aap sahi ho ya nahi

Itnay tusi EINSTEIN.....

na assi minstein

uss nay kya invent kia tha?

jurm

woh to mujrim nay ijad kia tha..

ahho woh assi hee hai
sceintist mei hum minstein ke naam se jaanay jaate hai

kitnay naamon sai janay jatay hain...

har feild ke alag naam

aur kitni fields hain...

buhut hai jee

gin kar batao...
mujhay pata hai tumhain ginti nahi aati...

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bus jee ab hum boltay hee nai jao

jee ab jaake kahin normal huwe hai

MANAGER

bolo bolo... roka to nahi bolnay sai...

pehlay abnormal thay...


Suntay he nahi manager uncle...

jao mei nai bolta

jee

manager

mera bhai naraj ho gya...


lagta hai kutt khani hai...

paray ho


ahooo

awwwwwww... mera bhai...


Littar sai ya fir danday sai...

jo u ko pasand hai shiroo hojao hum hazir hai

aao gay fir sochain gay keh kis cheez sai kutt lagaen...
wesay donon hee ho jen to kitna acha hai na ...

ayee hayee kya maza aayega

kutttt mai maza...

haan kaafi arsa hogaya na

pehlay kon lagata tha....   

sub batadoon haath pair katwaloon
chal dafa ho

Kon katay ha haath???

yeh duniya

dunya kis ka naam hai?

jis mei aap azadi se phir rahay ho

to ap ko Mars per azadi sai nahi phirnay detay...

na jee wahan bari restrictions hai

tokay sai kaat kay choti kar lo...

kaat bhi do to thori dair baad woh phir barh jaati hai

yeh to wo wali bael lag rahi hai... jo jumanji mai thee...   

London_Girl said:

Mujrim said:

gum aur gham bhi

hain ji?

in dono mae kia difference?

masoom_shetan said:

Mujrim said:

hain jee hain jee

pass

koi larki to aao

bhayia aap nay tu meri moonh ki baat cheen liii


paasss

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~CHANDNI~ said:

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Rehan M Din said:

~CHANDNI~ said:

dil ko sambhalna bhi nai aata kya

   dill hay    kay manta   nahiiiiiiiiiiii
"

aisay zalimon kee tarah phainkain gee to kesay manay ga...

pyaar se samjhao

Benazir Bhutto sahiba ko batao...

benazir nai phoppo hai woh

Kis kee phopo....???

subki

Itni sarrial phopo mai to nahi leta...

oye maray ga kya

Kyoun Benazir bhutto sahiba banday marti hain...

chandni jee khudi batayeinge

wo to khud bhaag gai hain... bataengee kya...

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Rehan M Din said:

Mujrim said:

sahi jaa rahi ho chandni jee

kahan ja rahi hain...???

pindi
jaao gay kya

kyoun mujhay jana mana hai kya...

nai chalay jao chandni jee ke saath hee

unhon nay lift hee nahi karai... akeli hee chali gai...