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awaz to nai aayi

photo to aa rahi hai na...

yeh kya mujhe donno mazay chahiye

Kisi ka dil toooting aur tusi enjoying...???

arre rehndo yaar
tasweeron mei kya hai

Kon si tasveerain...

bus tasveerain bejaan tasveerain

kon si.....

wohi jo kissi ki yaad dilati hai

Kisi ke...

hai koi

bata do gay to bill aa jae ga...

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aap kehtay ho to AC ya cooler on karde

itni jaldi...
NAMONIA....

hain jee namonia kahan se aagaya beech mei

Thand mai AC ho ga to Namonia hee ho ga na...
Ham woh to nahi jo martay hee thand sai hain....

yaar idhar to kuch houses mei no fans just AC
raat ko AC full kambal hora aram se soya

AC wid blanket....

ahoo alag hee maza aata hai thandak mei bhi gharmi ka ehsas

yeh alag nahi ikatha maza hai...

haan haan wohi wohi

pehlay kyoun ghalat bola tha...

kyunki dekhna chahta tha keh aap sahi ho ya nahi

Itnay tusi EINSTEIN.....

na assi minstein

uss nay kya invent kia tha?

jurm

woh to mujrim nay ijad kia tha..

ahho woh assi hee hai
sceintist mei hum minstein ke naam se jaanay jaate hai

kitnay naamon sai janay jatay hain...

har feild ke alag naam

aur kitni fields hain...

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bus jee ab hum boltay hee nai jao

jee ab jaake kahin normal huwe hai

MANAGER

bolo bolo... roka to nahi bolnay sai...

pehlay abnormal thay...


Suntay he nahi manager uncle...

jao mei nai bolta

jee

manager

mera bhai naraj ho gya...


lagta hai kutt khani hai...

paray ho


ahooo

awwwwwww... mera bhai...


Littar sai ya fir danday sai...

jo u ko pasand hai shiroo hojao hum hazir hai

aao gay fir sochain gay keh kis cheez sai kutt lagaen...
wesay donon hee ho jen to kitna acha hai na ...

ayee hayee kya maza aayega

kutttt mai maza...

haan kaafi arsa hogaya na

pehlay kon lagata tha....   

sub batadoon haath pair katwaloon
chal dafa ho

Kon katay ha haath???

yeh duniya

dunya kis ka naam hai?

jis mei aap azadi se phir rahay ho

to ap ko Mars per azadi sai nahi phirnay detay...

na jee wahan bari restrictions hai

tokay sai kaat kay choti kar lo...

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kyon hase ja rahe hai ap mujrim bhai

aap kahai to hum chup rahay???

aap janab aur chup rahain...

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kyon hase ja rahe hai ap mujrim bhai

khush ho raha hai.. honay dain...

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congratz bhai jaan

Shukar hai thoray adab sai baat kee...
Wa-alaikum congrats chotay bhai...

abhi adab dikhaya hai thora sabr kar kya kya nai dikhata tujhe mei

kya kya nahi dikhao gay.. pehlay hee bata do..
takeh mai khud hee dekh loon...   

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aap test lai lain... doubt clear ho jae ga...

arre hum khud test de de ke pagal hogaye hai

pehlay sai hain... test ko ilzam na dain na...

abbe yaar iss khuli kitab ko aynak lagay kay parh sub saamne aajayega
bus thoray say alfaz mitay huwe hai

Konsi Kitab.....

arre hum kitab aur kaun

Farsi... pashto... french... dutch ya koi aur kitab...

na farsi na pashta aur na hee french hum to urdu aur english wali kitab hai

Dubai mai urdu ka kya kaaaam.....????

arre yahan to arab logoo ko humne urdu sikhadi haiaur tum keh rahay ho urdu ka kya kaam

unhon nay seekh lee... abb bhee kya kaam hai...

bolnay ka to kaam hai na

wahan per log ja kar arabic boltay hain aur woh urdu bolain...

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ek security guard hee rakhlo

Tusi aa jao...

na jee assi uss security guard ko mareinge

tum bhee choron kay saath milay ho...

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chori per khush ho rahy ho... thek hai bacho jee...

jee bhai

chal hatttt....
bhai kehtay ho aur chori per khush hotay ho...

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haan jee hum kitab hai woh bhi enlish + urdu mei

Kifayat tasveeri Qaeda...

haan wohi wohi

aaj kal to MOTI QAIDA ziada hit ja raha hai...

zaroor yeh chandni jee ya LG ne likhi hogi apnay size ke mutabik

Yeh Fat wala MOTI qaida nahi... Pearl wala Moti qaida hai...

ohhh acha

abb hass rahay ho ... pehlay unn ko MOTI keh dia...

~CHANDNI~ said:

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Generation Next Motto: Na hum shaadi karenge, na apne bachchon ko karne
denge.


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kahan ho chandni jee???????

CHANDNI AJJ BADLON KI OTTTE MAY HAY

~CHANDNI~ said:

The Images of Mother

4 YEARS OF AGE ~ My Mommy can do anything!
8 YEARS OF AGE ~ My Mom knows a lot! A whole lot!
12 YEARS OF AGE ~ My Mother doesn't really know quite everything.
14 YEARS OF AGE ~ Naturally, Mother doesn't know that, either.
16 YEARS OF AGE ~ Mother? She's hopelessly old-fashioned.
18 YEARS OF AGE ~ That old woman? She's way out of date!
25 YEARS OF AGE ~ Well, she might know a little bit about it.
35 YEARS OF AGE ~ Before we decide, let's get Mom's opinion.
45 YEARS OF AGE ~ Wonder what Mom would have thought about it?
65 YEARS OF AGE ~ Wish I could talk it over with Mom.

Rehan M Din said:

Mujrim said:

ek security guard hee rakhlo

Tusi aa jao...

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chori per khush ho rahy ho... thek hai bacho jee...

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haan jee hum kitab hai woh bhi enlish + urdu mei

Kifayat tasveeri Qaeda...

haan wohi wohi

aaj kal to MOTI QAIDA ziada hit ja raha hai...

zaroor yeh chandni jee ya LG ne likhi hogi apnay size ke mutabik

Yeh Fat wala MOTI qaida nahi... Pearl wala Moti qaida hai...

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aap test lai lain... doubt clear ho jae ga...

arre hum khud test de de ke pagal hogaye hai

pehlay sai hain... test ko ilzam na dain na...

abbe yaar iss khuli kitab ko aynak lagay kay parh sub saamne aajayega
bus thoray say alfaz mitay huwe hai

Konsi Kitab.....

arre hum kitab aur kaun

Farsi... pashto... french... dutch ya koi aur kitab...

na farsi na pashta aur na hee french hum to urdu aur english wali kitab hai

Dubai mai urdu ka kya kaaaam.....????

arre yahan to arab logoo ko humne urdu sikhadi haiaur tum keh rahay ho urdu ka kya kaam

unhon nay seekh lee... abb bhee kya kaam hai...

Fairl_Girl said:

real main cf chala gaya hai
jb ko chor ke?????????????????????????

London_Girl said:

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GAME DRAW????????????



WHATTTTTTTT?

na aap draw pe khush na harnay pe khush


chalo aap jeeti
ab to khush na

arre nahi bacha, mene kehna tha key..we have played so good..end mae aa ker DRAW ka name kiun de diya?...its not fair on MG