Rapunzel
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Pathan to Molvi: kya wazu kiye bina Namaz ho jati hai? Molvi: Nahi, Pathan: Hoti hai yaar! Molvi: Nahi hoti Bhai. Pathan: Maine khud parh ker dekhi hai......
Rapunzel
Age: 124
7070 days old here
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Location:
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Khan: You cheated with me. Shop Keeper: No, Sir aapko 100% Japani Radio diya hai. Khan: No.. Radio kay andar se Larki bolta hai. This is Radio Pakistan.
Rapunzel
Age: 124
7070 days old here
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Gabbar: Kitne admi they? Sambha: Sardar 2 Gabbar: Mujhe ginti nahin aati, 2 kitne hote hain? Samba: Sardar 2, 1 ke baad aata hai Gabbar: Aur 2 ke pehle? Samba: 2 k pehle 1 aata hai. Gabbar: To beech mein kaun ata hai? Samba: Beech mein koi nahi aata. Gabbar:: To phir dono ek saath kyun nahin aate? Samba: 1 k baad hi 2 aa sakta hai, kyun ki 2, 1 se bada hai. Gabar: 2, 1 se kitna bada hai? Samba: 2, 1 se 1 bada hai. Gabbar: Agar 2, 1 se 1 bada hai to 1, 1 se kitna bada hai? Samnba: Sardar maine aapka namak khaya hai, mujhe goli maar do
Rapunzel
Age: 124
7070 days old here
Total Posts: 51848
Points: 0
Location:
Pakistan, Pakistan
Three professors had walked down to the train station from the University.
They were so absorbed in their conversation that they didn't hear the train arrive, but they did notice the noise of the train as it started to depart.
After a desperate rush two of them manage to scramble onboard. The third looked sad
A passing railway official said, "Don't feel bad, atleast two out of three of you made it".
"True?', sighed the professor, 'But the other two were only here to see me off!"
bohat bakwas acting hai uski
