Assalam-o-Aleikum!
haan shadi arranged hi honi chahiye.
bcoz mostly doosray hamein ham se ziadah jaante hein.
like 2 days back mein ne office se Msn sign in kia aur uss mai password save ho gya. aur jis ke system se mein ne use kia thaa he is not my frend bas office Colleague hi kah lein.
mera apna koi frend hota tu mein in a single second password change kar leta.
but mein ne nahi kia
bcoz i know ke woh mere msn se kuch ghalt nahi kare ga.


so doosray hamein ham se ziadah jaante hein.
Specially parents aur Maan ko tu pata hai naa ke Bachoon ko Tang chahiye.




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ALLAH BEILI

Assalam-o-Aleikum!
kaise hein sab loog? ALLAH ke karam se mujhe pata. bas sharam ke maare nahi bata raha hoon mein.
after all i am Mashraqi Larka .
Now, look at me kaise sharma raha hoon mein Pagla.


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ALLAH BEILI

Assalam-o-Aleikum!
She banai a dukann for naan choolay and hired adii as DC not Depty Commissioner but Dish Cleaner




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ALLAH BEILI

Assalam-o-Aleikum!
kaise hein sab loog?Sana ji aap itni achhi achhi baatein karti hein ke mujhe mere College ke Urdu ke professor yaad aa jate hein.
waise aap ne bhi sahi kaha........JB pe aisa kuch nahi hai....
ab mein apne bare boorhoon ki baat tu nahi taal sakta naa.

best wishes

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ALLAH BEILI

Assalam-o-Aleikum!
kaise hein sab loog?Jall(Sall) ji sirf parha hi hai ke samujh bhi aaya hai?
kng


Joke:-
there was a boy.who was too much much much lazy. his father was annoyed of him due to this thing. he planned for something better.he arranged a Electric Machine for him............. aur Beta Ji ko bulaya and told him ke yeah kaise use ho gi .............. he started to tell him ke Beta Ji yeah butoon push karoo gay tu pani aaye ga. yeah push karoo gay tu khana aaye ga.......yeah push karoo gay tu tum ke clothes aaye gein....... he was use to listening with high sort of concentration......pop thought ke Beta Ji pe asar ho gya hai meri baatoon ka...........at the end the Beta Ji asked to Abba ji ........... ke Abba ji yeah button push kaun kare ga????????????


best wishes
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ALLAH BEILI

Assalam-o-Aleikum!
kaise hein sab loog? when i was pasting this Msg then i thought may be some of u lady admire this one.
but i am waiting for maled Admiration
kioonke asal baat tu wohi kah sakein gein naa
i am not favouring

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ALLAH BEILI

Assalam-o-Aleikum!
kaise hein sab loog?dont argument on my nick Sall Ji nahi balke Jall Ji
haan Cupid bhi apna hi bhaai hai meaning ke lihaaz se.
waise mein samjhaa thaa ke ek doo din mai koi naa koi bata de ga
but no one is here to tell me the matbal of my nick

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ALLAH BEILI

Assalam-o-Aleikum!
kaise hein sab loog? wiase topic bara hi hot hai. iss pe kya baat karien?
but jo mein soochta hoon woh yeah hai ke har insaan apni zaat ka responsible hai.
waise jo baat aap ne kahi Sall ke JB pe aap ko koi bann kar de ga tu yeah tu .......khair aap ne ghalt kaha hai.

baaqi baatien jo larkioon ne kahi hein i think woh bari hadd tak sahi hein.

Yasir Bhaai:- as u said ke lover are Darpook.i disagree bohat se loog sirf piyaar mai hi apni lover yaa jahaan woh Committed hote hein shaadi nahi karte.

SRK Bhaai:- aap bohat achha hein aur bari hi hansane wali baatein karte hein.

mein kisi ko favour nahi kar raha.

but personally i feel ke Women are Stronger than Men.

ham mard kya hein
we are nothing
we really depends on them
but we never accepted

(aaj kal meri Maan Ji aur aapi waghaira out of city hein. ghar ke saaray kaam like khana pakana,barten dhoona and that sort of cheezien ham khudi kar rahe hein.)yaqeeen janoo lag pata gya hai mujhe.
kal raat mein ne 30 minutes mai Aata goonda.

oh my ALLAH Ji

ham mard kya dekhte hein.
nothing
most ham women pe kahaan focus karte hein????


baaqi auratein bilkul mardoon se kam nahi hein.
baat sirf opportunity ki hai.
where i am doing job
wahaan larkiaan bhi hein.
even can u beleive i cant talk to them
so it is proves ke women are totally equal like men. but it depends upon opportunity


may be mein ne topic se hatt ke kuch kah dia ho .
but mera opinion yeahi hai.

aur jahaan tak shaadi aur love marrigge ki baat hai tu yeah love shaadi ke baad ho tu kya hi kahna.
agar ham kisi mai interested hein tu hamein uss ka har situation mai saath dena chahiye.
whatever, kaise bhi halaat hooon


baaqi baatein Aata goondne ke baad hoon gien

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ALLAH BEILI

Assalam-o-Aleikum!
aap ke nick ke spelling nahi nick hi ghalt hai.
Sall ki jaga Jall(jaleous) hona chahiye thaa.
jab mein aap ko logoon ko matbal dasson ga naa tu ..
then aap logon ko pata chale ga

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ALLAH BEILI

Assalam-o-Aleikum!
kaise hein sab loog?bhei koi joke bhi paste kia karien.
aur garmi kaisi ja rahi hai har jaga pe?
isb mai tu moosam kaafi hadd tak sahi hai.

Joke:-
ek aadmi ki shaadi hone wali hoti hai.uss ki Fiance bohat hi kaali hoti hai.woh bara hi udaas hota hai. uss ka ek doost usse iss tarha udaas dekh kar kahta hai ke mujhe tu "Daal mai kuch kala nazar aa raha hai."
woh Jal kar kahta hai. abay yahaan poori daal hi kaali hai




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ALLAH BEILI

Assalam-o-Aleikum!
kaise hein sab loog?i am fine by the Grace of ALLAH. aur kya aapas mai hi gallaan bataan kar rahe hein?
meri post ka jawab dein chaiti se

i am waiting for reply

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ALLAH BEILI

Assalam-o-Aleikum!
aap ne bhi sahi kaha hai.
waise apna apna point of view hai



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ALLAH BEILI

Assalam-o-Aleikum!
uff mujhe nahi pata thaa ke meri baat aise bijli bann kar gire gi.
ik dam aag laga de gi.



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ALLAH BEILI

Assalam-o-Aleikum!
again laugher is here .





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ALLAH BEILI

Assalam-o-Aleikum!
piyaar maanga nahi jata
yeah tu baanta jata hai.
yeah tu Daan kia jata hai.
yeah tu diloon mai hota hai.
yeah tu bas...........


phir agar aap kahti hein tu .........


Phir dein mere Hissay ka piyaar mujhe!
(sirf GAL se nahi kah raha sab se kah raha hoon)

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ALLAH BEILI

Assalam-o-Aleikum!
aray yeah Yasir aur Taha sahab ghalt kah rahe hein.
bhala larkiaan bhi koi Dumber hoti hein.
yeah tu bari hi achhi hoti hein. bohat hi piyaari hoti hein. inn jaisa tu koi bhi nahi hota. yeah tu duniya ki roonaq hein. and stuff like that..........



















































ALLAH mujhe maaf karte mein ne Tooba Tooba itne saray jhoot ek saaath bool diye .
mein tu chala masjid. ab jaaa ke Tooba karta.



sorry yaaar Yasir and Taha Bhaaaai.kya hai naa ke zara apne Style Thoora Different Hai.

just kiding(nothing else)
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ALLAH BEILI

Assalam-o-Aleikum!
kaise hein sab loog?sab loog aa kar jokes parh jate hein aur koi jokes paste nahi karta. mujhe kya joker samujh rakha hai.
aur Sall Ji opar walay portion mera bhi aap jaisa hi hai.

aur joke sunoon
bara hi fit joke aaya hai Sall opar walay Portion mai


Joke:-
ek heart patient ka 5 lac ka prize bond nikalta hai. uss ke beta soochta hai Abba Ji khushi se Pharak hi naa jaye. woh ek Pshycologist ko kahta hai ke Abbay Ji ko yeah news kisi tarha se suna dein.
Pshycologist uss ke Abbay Ji ke paas jata hai. intro shintro hota hai.
Dr kahta hai ke agar aap ka 50,000 ka bond lage tu aap kya karein gein.
woh kahta hai bike hoon
dr phir kahta hai ke agar 2 lac ka tu phir?
woh kahta hai koi choti moti Car le loon ga. \
last time Dr bare piyaar se kahta hai ke agar aap ke asal mai 5 lac ka bond nikle tu kya karien gein
woh aadmi pahle idhar udhar dekhta hai phir kahta hai ke agar waqai mai itna ka nikle tu mein 50 % aap ko doon ga . yeah sunn ka Dr ka apne Heart Fail ho jata hai \



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ALLAH BEILI

Assalam-o-Aleikum!
kaise hein sab loog?i am fine by the Grace of ALLAH. aur sana ji khair aisi koi baat nahi hai.
bas aap jaise meharbaanoon ki duaaien hone chahiye.
aur Jb pe iss liye kam kam aata hoon ke "qadar khoo deta hai rooz rooz ka aana jana"
serioysly kabhi kabhi milne mai hi maamala theek rahta hai.
rooz kisi ko milte hein tu uss ki achi baatoon ko choor ke buri baatoon pe hamara ziadah dhiaan jata hai.

aur Gal ji i know Jb family tu Family Front se bhi best hai.
yahaan sab mere apne hein. bas izzat aur piyaar chahiye.\


thnx to all of you
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ALLAH BEILI

Assalam-o-Aleikum!
yaar waise tu opar walay portion mai itne jokes hain ke hadd nahi jab kaheen kuch paste karne lago tu ek bhi yaad nahi rahta


Joke:-
ek aadmi hota hai. jahaan tent lage dekhta hai andar ghuss jata hai shadi ke tent samujh ke. ek dafa woh isssi tarha ek din tent lage dekh kar andar ghuss jata hai. khoob Datt ke khaana khata hai. wapisi ke liye nikalne lagta hai tu welcome point pe ek sahab poochte hein ke bhaai sahab aap kaun hein ???? woh sahab kahte hein ke mein larki waloon ki taraf se aaya hoon. woh sahab jinhoon ne poocha hota woh aur koi do 4 banday uss ki khoob Kutaass lagate hein . woh uncle kahte hain "abay salay hamare baap ke Chaliswaan hai aur tu kah raha hai ke mein larki waloon ki taraf se hoon"
lols!

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ALLAH BEILI

Assalam-o-Aleikum!
kaise hein sab loog. ALLAH kare set hoon iss shadeed garmi mai. aur i am fine by the Grace of ALLAH.
aur Sana aap ne poochaa naa ke mujhe hamaisha Jb pe aa ke achha kioon nahi lagta?
tu waja yeah hai ke i dont know who are you?i dont who is Fragi? i dont know who is pasting Messeges on my post. but jab koi baat mann ko bhaati hai tu achha lagta hai. i am 20 yrs old doing job since last 10 months. tu mein ne job ke dooraan yeah realise kia ke ppls are arround us they knows ke unhoon ne loogoon se kis tarha kaam lena hai yaa nikalwana hai. life itni fast hai ke i cant run with that. aise practical life time mai koi bina jane bina dekhe sorrow share kare tu dil mai uss ke liye waqai mai jaga paida ho jati hai.
may be mein thoora Sensitive ho kar sooch raha hoon.
bas yeahi hai ke kabhi kabhi mujhe yahaan aa kar bohat maza aata hai.
waise sawal achhha thaa.
aap aur bhi sawal karein mein bilkul mind nahi karoon ga.
just kiding.
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ALLAH BEILI

Assalam-o-Aleikum!
kaise hein Sab loog? i am fine by the Grace of ALLAH (SWT).aur Taha bhaai bari Sadaat ki baat hai. ALLAH(SWT) ham sab muslims ki life mai at least one time Hajj aur Umra ki taufeeq de. (Ameen Sum Ameen). aur haan Taha bhaai wahaan se ek Khajoor zaroor lena. uss ka name hai Ajwah. iss ka Tree Holy Prophet Muhammad(PBUH) ne apne Dast-e-mubarik se lagaya thaa. speciality yeah hai ke iss ko khaane se mareez ko shifa milti hai. that my Masi told me when she came back to Hajj This year. waise mubarik ho aap ko.
Sana frend ne sahi kaha ke confirm hone pe batati.
btw sab ke liye Duaa karna.
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ALLAH BEILI

Assalam-o-Aleikum!
kaise hein sab loog? i am fine by the Garce of ALLAH. aur BSB tutt Phajj gya. chaloo achha hoa.
Khas Kam Jahaan Paak
mein ne suna hai Ganay nahi sunne chahiye .
ab yeah yaad nahi ke yeah kis song mai thaa .
waise mein aaj aise hi walk karte hoay idhar nikal aaya hoon. zara taste change karne. Freedom mai rah ke mein ab ek dam Free ho gya hoon.
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ALLAH BEILI

Assalam-o-Aleikum!
kaise hein sab loog? i am fine by the Grace of ALLAH. aur haan mein ne soocha ke ek Tasbeeh hai (jab kisi ki death ho jaye tu uss ke liye parhein tu uss ki maghfirat ho jati hai)
70,000 times first "Kalima"
yeah insaan apni zindagi mai bhi apne liye i mean ke khud ke liye bhi parh sakta hai.
and thnx to all of you. sometimes yahaan aa ke bohat achha lagta hai.
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ALLAH BEILI

Assalam-o-Aleikum!
Abdul Basit!
Myself
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ALLAH BEILI

Assalam-o-Aleikum!
yaar mein tu unhain dekh bhi nahi saka. mein yahaan Islamabad mai thaa. aur unn ki death Karachi mai hoi. yaar bas insaan bara hi Bebas hai.
ALLAH unhain jannat-ul-firdoos mai jaga de. aur aaj se pahle jitne bhi muslims ki death hoi hai unhain bhi.
Ameen Sum Ameen
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ALLAH BEILI

Assalam-o-Aleikum!
kaise hein sab loog? i am fine by the Grace of ALLAH. aur no one is posting jokes here.
khair apne ko kya?


Joke:-
Teacher(to jhon)Jhon go to Map table and findout the USA on that.
Jhon:- Madam its there.
Teacher:- Rite
Teacher(to class) :- now tell me who discover the USA
Class(chorously) Madam Jhon

lols!
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ALLAH BEIILI

Assalam-o-Aleikum!
kaise hein sab loog? Khushi mere ko Patang Baazi pasInd hai.

woh mukhatib bhi hein aur qareeb bhi
unn ko dekhein ke unn se baatien karien?

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ALLAH BEILI

Assalam-o-Aleikum!
mein keya meriyaa sareyaa Paraawaan(bro) noon salam arj aye. aur kuriyaan nooon Hello Hello. aur mein soocheya ke bara diharay(din) ho gaye ne punjabi bole hoay tay aye soocheya tay sidda idhar aa gya. aur Saki ji tussi vee Punjabi pe bool lende ho. mennu tussi pahle nahi dasya. khair koi gall nahi hunn tay men pata lag geya way tay hunn tahanoon lag pata jaway ga

mein keya sajnoon tay Kurioon hunn mein peya chaleya waan apni Scoty tay ghar
lo bhei hunn Scooty nai pay start ho rahi aye
kehandi aye mein nioon jana ghar mein ithay kurian naal gappan shappaan laniyaan nain


ALLAH BEILI

Assalam-o-Aleikum!
kaise hein sab loog? aur mein set hoon ALLAH ke karam se. aur Thnx to Mr ur aap ne Jb ka riwaaj toor dia. aur nya joke hai mind mai

Joke:-
Doctor(patient ki wife se) yeah sleeping pills hein.
Wife:- magar Dr yeah kis liye hein??
Dr:- aap ke husband ko complete rest chahiye.
Wife:- woh tu soo rahe hein.
Dr:- yeah aap ke husband ke liye nahi balke aap ke liye hein



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ALLAH BEILI

Assalam-o-Aleikum!
kaise hein sab loog? mein ALLAH ke karam se set hoon. aur Me after Gal.
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ALLAH BEILI