Topic: Jokes

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Assalam-o-Aleikum!
kaise hein sab loog? aur Sall Pic peeli kaise hoti tell me naa.aur baaaqi sab kaise hein?

Joke:-
ek aadmi ke bachay bohat naughty hote hein aur wahaan Earth Quicks bhi bare aate hein. so woh uncle jo hote hein naa woh apne bachoon ko apne frend ke ghar bhej dete hein. aur khud waheen ghar mai rahte hein. kuch dinoon baad udd frend ke Letter aata hai ke yaar tum Zalzala idhar bhej do aur bachoon ko bula loo.



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ALLAH BEILI
Posted 04 May 2004

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Assalam-o-Aleikum!
kaise hein sab loog? aur mein ALLAH ke karam se set hoon. aur Sana Ji yeah Jb Pool tu hai hi Pool(Raz) khoolne ke liye .
just kiding.
aur Saki tum ka name tu itna achha hai mere Name ki Tarha. i am Mutazazaluzzaman Tarar. aur Sana ji if u mind it then i am sorry but no Excuse .
sahi hai naa bhei kiooon mein hoon???????
aur Thnx to 2 of you who Pms me. Thnx Alot.
aur as such kuch khaas nahi hai.
aur mere Exams ho rahe hein mere liye Duaaa karna sab Achay Bachoon ki tarha
take care & stay cool
ALLAH BEILI
Posted 04 May 2004

Topic: Jokes

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Assalam-o-Aleikum!
kaise hein sab loog?waise sab kitna bolte hein aur agar kisi topic pe kuch kahna parh jaye tu ek doo ke ilawa sab Chup ho jate hein.
aur sall aap ko kis ne kah dia samujhne ko. aap ko abhi age hi kya hai. aap JB pe aaya keejiye aur bas msg paste kia keejiye.aise hi zehan pe boojh daalti hien aap bhi naa. aagay hi...........................
just kiding


Joke:-
ek aadmi ke volit mai film star neeli ki pic hoti hai. uss aadmi ki bivi uss se poochti hai ke yeah kis ki pic hai. woh kahta hai ke tumhari hi pic thi. rakhe rakhe neeli ho gai hai.

take care & stay cool
ALLAH BEILI
Posted 01 May 2004

Topic: My Avatar

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Assalam-o-Aleikum!
kaise hein sab loog???? uraaye bhei mera mazaq sab loog. ek tu avatar upload nahi hota opar se sab mera mazaq urate hein . btw nice Comment QV Ji. yara Fragi bhaai ab mein aap ko send karta hoon apna avatar ab ki dafa set ker dena .
aur meri post pe bhi koi aa jaya kare. ALLAH Ji usse ziada se bachay dein gein.
take care & stay cool
ALLAH BEILI
Posted 01 May 2004

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Assalam-o-Aleikum!
kaise hein sab??? my name is Mutazazaluzzamaan Tarar .
i am kiding. well, mera name Abdul Basit hai.
aur Sana ka name Rida hai .
sorry Rida(sana) .
take care & stay cool
ALLAH BEILI
Posted 01 May 2004

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Assalam-o-Aleikum!
aur kaise hein sab??Sana ab tu suchi mai mujhe bata dein woh kaun sa Mantar hai jis se aap mere saray Ideas steal kar leti hien.Really, mai mere brain mai ek dafa aaya thaa yeah wali post ke paste karoon magar aap sabqat le gein. khair.........

kabhi farsh pe kabhi arsh pe kabhi in k dar kabhi darbadar
gham-e-aashqi tera shukria mein kahan kahan se guzar gya

take care & stay cool
ILAHI AMANAT
Posted 30 Apr 2004

Topic: punjabi

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Assalam-o-Aleikum!
hoor saray munday tay kuriyay kaiho jaye ho??? hoor tussi saari ki gallaan pay karde ho????
waise mere kolooon bach ke rahna mennu punjabi toon ilawa pashtu vee aandi hai
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ILAHI AMANAT
Posted 24 Apr 2004

Topic: Jokes

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Assalam-o-Aleikum!
kaise hein sab loog? i am fine . aur koi jokes bhi likhe naa.

aur new joke.....

Joke:-
ek bacha apni ammi ke paas aata hai aur kehta hai ke aami kitchen mai Basheer aur Nooraaan pata nahi kya kar rahe thay jab mein gya tu dono peechay hatt gaye.

Ammi:- iss basheer ko tu mein abhi dekhti hoon.
Bacha:-(clap karta hai) April Fool......Mummy woh basheer tu nahi hai woh tu Daddy hein


take care & stay cool
ILAHI AMANAT


Posted 24 Apr 2004

Topic: Jokes

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subha said:

Joota nikalu kya?



Assalam-o-Aleikum!
nahi aise hi aa jaye

Joke:-
boy: larki se Hello! baaat sunein.
Girl: mein shoor(noise) macha doon gi
bot: yahaan door door tak koi nahi hai.
Girl: tu phir wait kis baat kaa.


take care & Stay cool
ILAHI AMANAT

Posted 23 Apr 2004

Topic: Jokes

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Assalam-o-Aleikum!
kaise hein sab loog?ALLAH kare theek hi hoon. aur bhei mein ne jokes maange hein naa ke appriciations samjhe aap loog???
aur meri post koi bhi update nahi karta .
mein Ammi ko bataooon ga
lols

Joke:-
Boy : Jaan-e-man... is dil me aaja na!
Girl : Joota nikalu kya?
Boy : Pagli, yeh masjid nahi hai aise hi aaja



take care & Stay cool
ILAHI AMANAT
Posted 22 Apr 2004

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Assalam-o-Aleikum!
how are you newbie?? Welcome,KhushAmdeed,Ji Aya Noon, Bhalli Kar Aayeo, Wish Aatke.
take care & stay cool
ILAHI AMANAT
Posted 22 Apr 2004

Topic: punjabi

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~Fragi~ said:

i love pathan ppl ... n pastho .. zama da dair khahwak yea .. hehehehe   



Assalam-o-Aleikum!
kaise hein sab loog? yara Fragi Bhaai aap bhi naa ek dam sahi bole . aur haan Effi mere se punjabi bolo.

mein kaya Effi assi tooba taib karaaan dena hone aan Balliye. mein keye Makhnaan hunn ki iraday nay???

oay mein tabbar da tabbar khaa jawaan ga tay Dakar vee maraan gaaan kioonke mere koool Pepsi hai loogaan noon hazam karan leye .
oay baliye inni punjabi bohti hai ke hoor suttaaan?
i think bohti hai
fir milaaan gein Soonrhey Rab Noon Manzoor Hoya Tay
chal hunn RAB RAKHA
Posted 19 Apr 2004

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~Fragi~ said:

SALL said:

stupid guy
kya na





yeh apko hee keh raha hai i think


Assalam-o-Aleikum!
kaise hein sab loog? well, mein ne Sall aap ko nahi kaha thaa. mein ne generally baat ki thi. yeah Mr.Fragi jo hein naa yeah bare hi WOH hein. aise hi aap ke aur mere beech mai phoot dalwana chahte hein. waise Fragi suchi mai mein ne .............. . Sall aap ko nahi kaha aap ne feel kia ho tu achhi baat hai. aaindah aap ............
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ILAHI AMANAT
Posted 19 Apr 2004

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Assalam-o-Aleikum!
kamran
karachi(i like it most)
kashkool
kuch na kaho


Next word is "X"
btw sana again nice topic(saray mere ideaz churaye hein )
take care & stay cool
ILAHI AMANAT
Posted 15 Apr 2004

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Assalam-o-Aleikum!
mein haan tu kar deta magar meri omar kamsin hai
stay cool
ILAHI AMANAT
Posted 15 Apr 2004

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Assalam-o-Aleikum!
kaise hein sab loog?i am fine the grace of ALLAH. aur Sana Ji i like ut sence of entertainment.waise topic achha hai. achha lag raha hai. waise there dome senior members jo ke har baat ko mazaq mai lete hein. suchi mai mujhr tu Fragi aur Yas dono hi achhay lagte hein. mein ne sirf JB pe iss liye aana choor dia hai ke aise hi kuch loog paste ker dete hein Msgs. while aadmi itni khushi se aata hai ke pata nahi kis ne kya post kia hai. magar jab aao tu wohi loog Fragi aur Yas se mazaq kar rahe hote hein. suchi mai kuch aisa hona chahiye ke Topic creator apni marzi se Msgs alloow kare. sara Falto Stuff bhir kare.
btw mera interview kab hai????????????????????
aur mein ne kisi ko directly nahi kaha aise hi generally baat kar raha hoon.
take care& stay cool
ILAHI AMANAT   
Posted 15 Apr 2004

Topic: Perody

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Assalam-o-Aleikum!
kaise hein bhei sab loog?mein ALLAH ke karam se theek hoon. aur aap sab ki khairiyat naik matloob chahta hoon. mazeed yeah ke Muhallay wali Maai Nooraaan ka Beta 20 saal baad ghar aa gya hai Walaiet(abroad) se.aur muhallay ke bachay sab pas ho gaye hein. aur doo teen bachay fail hoay hein. aur Election mai Khuda Bakhsh ka Beta Noor Bakhsh phir haar gya hai.lols!
bhei meri yeah wali post bhi koi daily update karne ki Zimmaydaari le ga ke nahi????
jo zimmaydaari lena chahein woh mere ko Pm kar dein plssssssssssss
aur Sall jaisi bhi perody aati ho kar dein
agay ALLAH maalik hai
take care & Stay cool
ILAHI AMANAT
Posted 14 Apr 2004

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Assalam-o-Aleikum!
kaise hein sab loog? i am fine by the Grace of ALLAH. it's mean mere paas yeah 6 ki 6 cheezien hein.
btw aise dangerous aur realistic baatien nahi kia karien mere ko darr lagta hai suchi mai. waise kaha sahi hai.
just kiding
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ILAHI AMANAT
Posted 14 Apr 2004

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Assalam-o-Aleikum!
kaise hein sab loog? i am fine by the Grace of ALLAH. it's mean mere paas yeah 6 ki 6 cheezien hein.
btw aise dangerous aur realistic baatien nahi kia karien mere ko darr lagta hai suchi mai
just kiding
take care & stay cool
ILAHI AMANAT
Posted 14 Apr 2004

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Assalam-o-Aleikum!
kaise hein sab loog? i am fine by the Grace of ALLAH. aur Practice se tu really mai yaad ho jaye gein.
But....................

Practice makes the man perfect Since nobody is perfect so why to practice?????

stay cool
ILAHI AMANAT
Posted 10 Apr 2004

Topic: Perody

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Assalam-o-Aleikum!
kaise hein sab?? mein theek hoon ALLAH ke karam se. aur sometimes mood itna off hota hai ke koi baat bohat hurt karti hai.
For Example:-

koi aise hi kuch kah de.
hota hai naa?
aisa sab ke saath

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Posted 07 Apr 2004

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Assalam-o-Aleikum!
kaise hein sab loog? mein ALLAH ke karam se theek hoon. aur kal ka din aisa hi thaa Job pe sara din busy thaa.

btw aaj mera Birth Day hai tu ..........

cake ka Intizaam karien mein aa raha hoon JB pe Lash Pash ho ke
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Posted 07 Apr 2004

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Assalam-o-Aleikum!
waise Sall kisi ko kuch khilan se pahle Murder Act zaroor parhye ga.
yahaan pakistan mai tu Act # 302 to 307 lagti hai ab wahaan ka pata nahi
Sana ki baatoon mai nahi aaye ga .Fragi ne mujhe Pm mai bataya hai ke Sana ki taraf dinner ke bad kya hoa.
be carefull
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Posted 06 Apr 2004

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Assalam-o-Aleikum!
oh my God 4393......


btw mein Newbie hoon......
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Posted 06 Apr 2004

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Assalam-o-Aleikum!
Determind


D

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Posted 06 Apr 2004

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Assalam-o-Aleikum!
ham tum ek kamray mai hoon band ho aur chaabi khoo jaye
ham tum ek jangal mai hoon aur shair aa jaye

mein shair ko kahoon ke mujhe choor de aur tumhain khaa jaye.

lols!   

The Next Word is .........................Khuda.


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ILAHI AMANAT
Posted 06 Apr 2004

Topic: Perody

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Assalam-o-Aleikum!
well, koi bhi perody nahi Put raha hai . aur ek perody aa rahi hai pata nahi kaisi lage?
par apne ko kya??????
(Muhammad Ali is Back)





Situation:-
           aisi hai ke Muhammad Ali Aur Shabnam dono Lovers hote hein. Unfortunately, dono juda ho jate hein(jaisa har film mai hota thaa). ab Muhammad Ali ek Industrailist hai aur Shabnam ek Teacher. Muhammad Ali uss School mai Prize Distributin Cermony hai aur wahaan woh Chief Guest hein(aray wohi walay Chief jo apne Musharraf Uncle bhi hein ) aur Suddenly, Muhammad Ali ki Nazar Shabnam pe parh jati hai jo apni class ke Students ko Cermony ke liye Hall mai laa rahi hein. after Cermony jab Muhammad Ali Sahab ne Mooqa paya tu dekhein kya kia.......................Mulahiza Keejiye!





Muhammad Ali:-Shabboo!(most probably Shabnam ko piyaar se bulate hoay) tum kahaan chali gai thein Shabboo????? mein ne tumhain kahaan kahaan nahi Dhoonda Shabboo.

Shabboo:- Rajooooo(Muhammad Ali) mein tumhari Sooch se bhi ziadah door chali gai hoon Rajoooooooo. Rajooo mere Maan Baap ne meri Shadi kar di hai Rajoooo.

Muhammad Ali:- (Darakht ka sahara lete haoy) yeah kya kah rahi ho Shabboooo Tum????     kah do ke yeah jhoot hai. jo mere kanoon ne suna hai woh meri ghalt hein, fareib hai.

Shabbooo:- nahi Rajoooooo yeahi such hai, yeahi Haqeeqat hai.

Muhammad Ali:- Shabbooooooooo(ek Trance mai call karte haoy)

Shabbooo:- Rajooooooooooooooooo( in the same way)

Shabboo:- ab hamare darmiaan Samaj ki Diwaar Haail hai. ab ham kabhi ek nahi ho sakte Rajooooooo.

(waise shabnam antie ab bhi unhain yaad dil rahi hein ke ham ne ek hona thaa )

Muhammad Ali:- mein har diwaar gira doon ga, har mushkil se larh loon ga Shabooooooooooo.

(Muhammad Ali ne Cement khaya hoa thaa)

ab agay ki situation Mulahiza Keejiye. Muhammad Ali further inquire ke tum yahaan kya kar rahi ho???( btw such a silly Question hota thaa naa?) obviously, job kar rahi hoon gein woh. kaun sa School ki canteen mai Chijji sale karti thein. Shabnam told to Muhammad Ali ke Mera Husband Bistar-e-Marg pe hein. Who ek businessman thay. Then unn ka accident ho gya. Muhammad Ali Shabboo ki Kutiya mai jate hein. Wahaan Shabboo ke husband ke last breathes chal rahe hein.
Muhammad Ali ki Ankoon mai ek umeed ki kiran hai . In a meantime Shabboo ke Husband died.
Ab agay dekhiye.



Shabboo:- Sartaaj…………………aap nahi mujhe akaila choor kar jaa sakte.
(Muhammad Ali Shabnam ke Shoulder pe Haath rakhte hoay kahte hein ke sabar karoo honi ko kaun taal sakta hai).

Shabboo:- Aye mere ALLAH mera saath dena.


Muhammad Ali:- (emotionally) kaisi ghairoon jaisi baatien kar rahi ho Shabbooo.

Shabboo:- iss duniya mai ek Bewa Aurat ki koi Izzat(respect) nahi hoti hai.

Muhammad Ali:- mein doon ga tum ko sahara Shabboo!

Shabboo:- (aankhoon mai aansoo liye ek Muskaan ke saath Muhammad Ali ko dekhti hein aur Sarr pe Dupatta kar leti hein) jaise aap ki marzi

Muhammad Ali:- (Shabnam ko shoulders se pakkar kar apni Wafa ka yaqeen dilate hein) mein saari zindagi tumhara hi rahoon ga.


Song start ho jata hai………………………………………..


Aur saari duniya walay hansi khushi rahne lagte hein.


The End……………………………………………………………….


stay cool

ILAHI AMANAT

Posted 06 Apr 2004

Topic: Perody

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SALL said:

hehhee.. thnx stipud to welcome my meenu..
he s senior than ya par kabhi kabhi aata hai na..






saaara sheher mujhe lion k naam se janta hai




Assalam-o-Aleikum!
kaise hein sab loog?well, Sall Meenu ka mujhe pata thaa ke woh mere se Senior hein. aur aap kaun si type ki Lion hein?? wohi tu nahi Jaise Rikshaw ke Back Screen pe likhaa hota hai Karachi mai???? just kiding.
aur Sana Ji aaj kal Zindagi mai bari garmi ho rahi hai. bohat ziadah paani peena parhta hai. btw khi mai bhi zinadagi mai yeahi ho raha hai?
aur bhei mere Topic se tu sabhi bohat sincere hein. kuch toic pe paste bhi kar dein tu Fidwi aap sab ka IhsaanMand rahe ga Tahayat. Ain Nawazish Ho Gi
Alaariz-------------------SupidGuy
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ILAHI AMANAT
Posted 06 Apr 2004

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Assalam-o-Aleikum!
kaise hein sab loog? mein ALLAH ke karam se theek hoon aur aap sab ki khairit naik matloob chahta hoon. baaqi Pind mai sab theek hein. aur Pind mai Election hone walay hein.
well, aaj Mangal hai. kal Monday Thaa. kal7:30 pm subah Utha.jab ke dil nahi maan raha thaa. sab se pahle wohi kaam kia jo sab karte hein.... aankhein khooli Wrist Watch mai time dekh phir soo gya. then late bhi hoa Office se. kal ka sara din bas bore raha meri tu.
stay cool.
ILAHI AMANAT
Posted 06 Apr 2004

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Assalam-o-Aleikum!
kaise hein sab loog? waise mein aap sab se Naraz(whatever i know ke kisi ko koi faraq nahi parhta) ke aap loog mere salam ka Ws nahi karte. aur as such Sunday mera tu kaafi achha raha thaa.
mein subah uthaa......... oho. nahi subah nahi uthaa balke 1:00 pm pe soo ke uthaaa Doo Baqar Khaniaan ka murder kia "Bina kisi Jhanjhat Ke" . uss ke baad mere ghar walay meri khala ke ghar Lunch ke liye chale gaye. aur mujhe nahi le kar gaye(bcoz mein ne Nahaiyaan=shower nahi ki thi naa!) .
uss ke baad meri aankhoon mai khoon utar aaya. mein ne soochaa ke Samaj ki iss naa insaafi pe iss se badla lia jaye. so mein shaam mai Shower kar ke Buddy ke paas chala gya.(woh jo Perody mai Geechi Meechi Post hai woh ussi ne ki thi ).
woh mujhe apne ghar ki bajaye Cafe le gya. 2 hrs waheen waste hoay.and i stole some ID's uss ke buddy list mai se .
uss ke baad ham nichay store pe aaye tu uss ne meri khatir Madarat ki aur mujhe Marinda(wohi Ganjoon wali Drink)le kar di.
jab mein ne store se bahir aa ke dekhaa tu woh tu Bottle already open thi.
mein ne pata hai kya kia?????????????
mein ne thoori si drink ki aur woh Sour nikli. mein ne store pe jaa ke woh bottle de ke naa Disposible New Packed Bottle le li.
baad mei mere doost ne mere se cheen ker saari bottle pee li ke tu Cheater hai. aur phir mein ek damm .
aur raat ko ghar aa ke khala ki taraf se aaye hoay Chootay Paaye Khaaye thay with four Naan.
bas yeahi do kaam kar saka thaa mein
stay cool
ILAHI AMANAT
Posted 05 Apr 2004

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