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Mephistopheles said:
Mephistopheles was the chief devil in the faust legend...u know who was faust?????? oki let me tell he was german chemist and magician who sold his soul to Mephistopheles for power and knowledge...
AOA..........Mephistopheles tu aap ki tu Devil se kaafi banti ho gi naa iss ka matlab hai
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Xtreme said:
i am 62 !! i said that before !!
AOA............dont worry...........62 ka inverse(26) kar ke ham sab ke saath Ghul Mil jaoo sab larkiaan yeahi kar rahi hein idhar 81 ki ho ke 18 bata rahi hein tum ki age tu abhi itni ziadah nahi hai
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You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is.
AOA..............Mephistopheles kya matlab hai tum ka? tell me ok naa aur koi joke bhi paste kar naa
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Mephistopheles said:
wow yaar i hadnt got any idea yeh topic itna chal niklay ga...seniour citizens are takin' part too ...girls wont tell ur their age...they r being kind n modest kay kuch na kuch bata tu rahee hain...just add some years and get the answers ... most of the women are not so young as they r painted . they shud say thnx to makeovers
AOA............. kaise hein sab loog? i hope sahi hoon gein.......... aur waqai Mephistopheles TAPAK{topic}(Tariq Ch.) achaa hai..... its working like Magic (i am lier)
i am 19 Years + 5 Months and arround 21 days old
and Mephistopheles remember this Quote. some lady told me this one..and didn't told her age too
Quote:- Don't ask a woman to her age and man to his Salary.
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AOA........... kaise hein sab loog??????? i am fine by the Grace of ALLAH........ yaar koi joke bhi paste karien ke sab aise hi Laughing ke liye aate hein
Joke:-
Husband & Wife - Wedding Ring
At the cocktail party, one woman said to another "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger? " The other replied, "Yes I am, I married the wrong man."
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Mephistopheles said:
saieen said:
oo kyuun G????
yaara he is not pathan and breaking legs of pashto
AOA....................mere ek teacher kahte thay ke jo kaam nahi aata karooo............so i am doing............ boloon ga nahi tu Seekhoon ga kaise?????
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Mephistopheles said:
wah ray mirza ghalib tu pehlay kahan tha
AOA............ Yaar Mephistopheles! I Am Confused ke tum mere Doost ho ke Dushman............ . tell me ok naa btw kuch aur bhi Funny poetry paste karoo..... yaa phir Muwaad Khallas ho gya hai??????????
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AOA..........kaise hein sab loog? i am fine by the Grace of ALLAH. aur Mephistopheles....mein JB pe achha time spent karne aata hoon............ naa ke aise hi apni posts Increase karne............before i was a ChatWorma.............. Now, I am not........... i am happy........... aur bhaai Joke parhe baghair Hanse wala .... hota hai........i hope samujh gaye ho gay.....
Joke:- SARDAR TO A GIRL- Sunita I want to marry you. SUNITHA - But I'm a year older than you SARDAR - Koi Baat Nahin! I'll marry you next year!
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AOA...................kaise ho Mephistopheles??? what's ur Real Name???? yaar Participation bhi karien gein..... aur abhi parh loon post if u r going to Sensitive ke Uss wali post ki waja se tu nahi kah rahe???? tell me ok naa
take care ALLAH BEILI
Mephistopheles said:
ya they say practice b4 u preach..'O'ALLAH give us the courage to practice ISLAM and its teachings in our life..
P.S:*AB* where r u man i was expecting ur participation in that topic too
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AOA........... uff kya Tabahkunn Bombing ho rahi hai dono taraf se............ ALLAH mujhe bachana aur Larkioon walay Portion mai rakhna...........(from there i'll be give all details to Men)
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AOA............Mephistopheles tell me ke kaisa hai???
Yeh sher aur shayari kya karte ho, Sachmuch inme dam nahi, Hamse bhi kuch puchlo, Ham bhi kisise kam nahi...
Teri beauty ne muko appeal kiya, Dusri ko reject kiya, Aur tisri ko select kiya...
Larki Boli : Chandni chaand se hoti hai,Sitaron se nahi, Mohabbat ek se hoti hai,Hazaaron se nahi.
Larka Bola :
Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga, Mohabbat ahar ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga. Yeh aankhen hai ya neeli jheel ? yeh aankhen hai ya neeli jheel ? So ? What's the big deal ?
woh jab chalti hai to raahon main 100-100 ke note bichata hoon Woh chaali jati hai tab uthaa leta hoon
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AOA................. . Mephistopheles i am thinking that ke mein ne aisi kya baat ki hai ke aap asking me K00L........... but anyway jo aap kahein................
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assalm-o-alkium...supid guy..I dont know exectdly about it...but in my opinion...we should refrain to use such type of words which non-muslims are using in -ve sens..."HAZRAT MOHAMMAD (s.a.w)" ko kuch munafqeen ek word se bulatte the (dont remmember dat word but dat meaning was "A RESPECTABLE PERSON" in arabic language,in an other languge it was used for "A BAD CHARACTER person")that munafqeen were using dat word in a bad sens... un ko dekhatty houy sahabh akram(r.a) ne bhi woh word use karna shorrow kar dia.... ..."HAZRAT MOHAMMAD (s.a.w)" ne sakhtii se un sahabyon ko wo lafz use karny mana farmaya...even that sahabass are using dat word in order to respective manner... so i think u got it...??? (but just ALLAH N HIS LAST PROPHET (PBUH) KNOWS EVERYTHING )
AOA............Walaikuma-ssalam!..............First of all WelCome Digital Girl to JB.........thnx to all of you that u ppl like this post.........but still there is no one Member or Logger who tell me ke kya kabhi koi aisi baat sunne mai aai hai ke nahi??????waise tu mere jis frend ne yeah mail mujhe Forward ki hai .......... he is my one of Reliable Chum.............but i think ke Confirmation @ least Deen ke case mai Necessary point hona chahiye............... And Digital Girl i think Only ALLAH(SWT) know about Everything.........there is no human jo Ghaib ka Ilam(knowledge) rakhta ho............ So, i think ke Deen(Islam) ke Maamlay(Case) mai koi Idea yaa andaza or estimation kisi aam Insaan ko nahi karni Chahiye.......Except Ulamaye Ikram...........
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AOA..............PaaYann Tussi dowain baaz aa jawoo...... aye koi tareeqa aye Postaan karan daan????? Khaid ich haar jeet tay hoondi ee rehandi aye Insaan noon dil wadda rakhna chaaida aye. First Deserve Then Desire PaaYaan hoosla rakhoo tussi dowein 30th tooon Nawee(New) Series start hoon lagi aye........ uss ich Munday saray gilay shikway door kar dien gein INSHALLAH!
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AOA..........Mephistophles Still Confusing Me........aap mujhe se itna qareeb qareeb rahne ke liye itne free style mai baat karte hein???????? do u know me? or i know u??? aur PaaYann mein ne ABC hi nahi Alif Bay Tay Say aur aur aur 1 2 3 4 5 bhi parha hai.............
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Mephistopheles said:
from where'd u get this feeling iam not kind to u...ALLAH BE KIND TO US ALL....i got it tu kab ki baat kar raha hai...actually he was sitting next to me aur u were at a distance...i was talkin to him rather than u b'coz silence shud be maintained there...anywayz if i hurt u then i aint gonna apologise...u both r my best frnds...tu iss main problem wali tu baat honi nahee chahiye..nahee seriously tell me tujh ko kahan say laga that iam not kind to ya...and i guess kind is not the proper word for what u feel....use the word which describes ur feelin then i'll answer, bye
AOA...........kaise hein sab looog???? i am fine by the Grace of ALLAH...............aur hello PaaYann kya ham kaheen pahle mil chuke hein??? if yah then Remind me.......aur kind wali PaaYann tussi rehan deyo............
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AOA.............kaise hein sab loog?i am fine by the Grace of ALLAH. and i am Surprized...but i am shocked that Mephistopheles took notice Thanks Buddy you are too kind to all Except me
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AOA............Mephistopheles Bhaai inn larkioon se aap ka aisa ka Wair(dushmani) hai???? tell me..........sahi hai naa????? good luck & and take care of others Khuday-E-Pamaan
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SupidGuy-2 said:
And Vee!........main be khareedaar hoonnnn.......Dimaagh kahaan bikta hai pata bata doo.
Mephistopheles said:
main be khareedaar hoonnnn.......
yaara plz tell me dimagh ka bikta hai i need to buy it for AB
AOA................how are you Mephistopheles???wats going there widout Brain???? there are few Brainless Einstien.........and some of them are really Brainless1 if u wana get a Dimaagh then go to same place where u sold ur books and get some "Pakooraz"