MISS SCORPIO said:
chandbabu said:
MISS SCORPIO said:Aaj dil mey hai apnoh ki yaadein joh iss duniya mey nahi hain.
es trah ki baatain maat karooo
dukh ho tha hai
Really
Maine sirf woh kaha joh meray dil mey hai.
eshajam said:
SupidGuy said:
[Dedicated to FG & MM]
A man joined a big Multi National Company as a trainee.....
On his first day, he dialed the kitchen and shouted into the phone:
"Get me a cup of coffee, quickly!"
The voice from the other side responded:
"You fool; you've dialed the wrong extension! Do you know who you're talking to?"
"No" replied the trainee.
"It's the Managing Director of the company, you idiot!"
The trainee shouted back: "And do you know who YOU are talking to, you IDIOT?"
"No!" replied the Managing Director angrily.
"Thank God!" replied the trainee and put the phone down.....