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SO HERE IS ANOTHER 1 PAK MOVIES Recently the Father of physics made a visit to earth to watch a movie. He watched a few Pakistani movies and had his head spinning. He was convinced that all his logics and laws in physics were just a huge pile of junk and apologized for everything he had done. In the movie starring Mr.Hero, Newton was confused to such an extent that he went paranoid. Here are a few scenes:
1)Mr.Hero has a Brain Tumor which, according to the doctors can't be cured and his death is imminent. In one of the fights, our great Mr.Hero is shot in the head. To everybody's surprise, the bullet passes through his ears taking away the tumor along with it and he is cured. Long Live Mr.Hero.
2) In one of the movies, Mr.Hero is confronted with 3 gangsters. Mr.Hero has a gun but unfortunately only one bullet. Guess, what he does....... He holds a knife in his hand and throws at the middle gangster..& shoots the bullet towards the knife. The knife cuts the bullet into 2 pieces and kills both the gangsters on each side of the middle gangster & the knife kill the middle one.
3) Mr.Hero is chased by a gangster. Mr.Hero has a revolver but he got no bullets in it. Guess, what he does.... not even in your remotest imaginations. He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the gangster shoots, Mr.Hero opens the bullet compartment of his revolver and catches the bullet. Then, he closes the bullet compartment and fires his gun. Bang... And the gangster dies....
4)This was too much for our Newton to take and he was completely shaken and he decided to go back. But for one last time he happened to see a movie and thought that at least one movie will follow his theory of physics. The whole movies goes fine and Newton is happy that all in the world hasn't changed. Oops not so fast. The Climax finally arrives. Mr.Hero gets to know that the villain is on the other side of a very high wall. So high that Mr.Hero can't jump even if he tries like one of those superman techniques that our heroes normally use. Mr.Hero has to desperately kill the villain because its the climax. Newton is smiling since it is virtually impossible).. Mr.Hero suddenly pulls two guns from his pocket (Probably a backup). He throws one gun in the air and when the gun has reached the height of the wall, he shoots at the trigger of the first gun in air, with his second gun. Now the first gun fires off and the villain is dead.
drchohan83
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U LIKE IT OK HERE IS ANOTHER 1 A Coca Cola Classic A disappointed salesman of Coca Cola returns from his Middle East assignment. A friend asked, "Why weren't you successful with the Arabs?"
The salesman explained, "When I got posted in the Middle East, I was very confident that I will makes a good sales pitch as Cola is virtually unknown there. But, I had a problem I didn't know to speak Arabic. So, I planned to convey the message through 3 posters...
First poster, a man crawling through the hot desert sand... totally exhausted and panting.
Second, the man is drinking our Cola and
Third, our man is now totally refreshed. Then these posters were pasted all over the place"
"That should have worked," said the friend.
The salesman replied, "Well, not only did I not speak Arabic, I also didn't realize that Arabs read from right to left..."
drchohan83
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U LIKE IT GOOD HERE IS ANOTHER 1 HAIR Little Johnny was eating breakfast one morning and got to thinking about things.
“Mommy, mommy, why has daddy got so few hairs on his head?” he asked his mother.
“He thinks a lot,” replied his mother, pleased with herself for coming up with a good answer to her husband's baldness. Or she was until Johnny thought for a second and asked, “So why do you have so much hair?”
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HERE IS MY ANOTHER 1 HISTORY Dr Gordon, a prominent psychiatrist, was a guest at a chic gathering and his blonde hostess naturally broached the subject in which he was most at ease. "Would you mind telling me, Doctor," she asked, "how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal?"
"Nothing is easier," Dr Gordon replied. "You ask him a simple question which everyone should answer with no trouble. If he hesitates, that puts you on the right track."
"What sort of question?" asked the hostess.
"Well, you might ask him, 'Captain Cook made three trips around the world and died during one of them. Which one?' "
The hostess thought a moment, then said with a nervous laugh, "You wouldn't happen to have another example would you? I must confess I don't know much about history."
drchohan83
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HERE IS MY AN OTHER 1 TIME On some air bases the Air Force is on one side of the field and civilian aircraft use the other side of the field, with the control tower in the middle. One day the tower received a call from an aircraft asking, “What time is it?”
The tower responded, “Who is calling?”
The aircraft replied, “What difference does it make?”
The tower replied, “It makes a lot of difference. If it is an American Airlines Flight, it is 3 o'clock. If it is an Air Force, it is 1500 hours. If it is a Navy aircraft, it is 6 bells. If it is an Army aircraft, the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 3. If it is a Marine Corps aircraft, it's Thursday afternoon.”
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YAAR ITS SIMPLE HUM KUCH ES BAREY MAIN SOCHNA HAI KA HUM KIS TARAH APNEY SEY BHI BAIBAS INSANOO KI HELP KAR SAKTEY HAIN JO LOG JAND LUMHOON KI KHUSHI K LIYE TARSTEY REHTEY HAIN.
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BUT ZIYAGA TAR AISA HOTA HAI K LARKEY APNI DIL KI BAAT KAR DEYTEY HAIN AUR LARKIYAAN MAAN BHI JATI HAIN LAIKIN PHIR GHAR WALOON SEY DARNA KOI NA KOI BAHANA BANA KAR WOH ES SO CALLED DEARSET RELATION KO TOR KAR CHALI JATI HAIN.ES MAIN BHI BUHAT ZIYADA SACHAI HAI.
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TXS JANU BABE G N COOL UR JOKES AS WELL. SO HERE IS MY AN OTHER 1. NASA was interviewing professionals they were thinking of sending to Mars. The touchy part was that only one guy could go and it would be a one-way trip, the guy not ever returning to Earth.
The interviewer asked the first applicant, an American engineer, how much he wanted to be paid for going.
“One million dollars,” the engineer answered. “And I want to donate it all to my alma mater--Rice University.”
The next applicant was a Russian doctor, and the interviewer asked him the same question.
“Two millions dollars,” the doctor said. “I want to give a million to my family and leave the other million for the advancement of medical research.”
The last applicant was a Pakistani Politician . When asked how much money he wanted, he whispered in the interviewer's ear, “Three million dollars.”
“Why so much more than the others?” the interviewer asked.
The Pakistani Politician replied, “You give me three million, I'll give you one million, I'll keep a million, and we'll send the American engineer.”
drchohan83
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