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HELLO DEAR charizmatic I C ALL UR TOPIC BUT ITS NOT ENOUGH 4 ME I WANT 2 C MY ALL FRIENDS SO PLZ SHOW EVERY 1 ITS SELF.THANKS NOW WAIT 4 EVERY 1S PICS.
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AAP LOG MERI BAAT KO FOLLOW NAHIN KAR SAKEY MAIN UN LAGO KI BAAT KAR RAHA HOON JO LOG JAND LAMHOON KI KHUSHI K LIYE TARASTEY REHTEY HAIN MAGAR UN KO YEH KHUSHI BHI NASEEB NAHIN HOTI TO KYON NA HUM KUCH AISA KAREEN K UN LOGO KO KHUSH KIYA JAI.MAIN TO KHUD BHI GIVE N TAKE PER HI YAKEEN KARTA HOON.AUR EK BAAT BATAON YEH MAIN KOI APNI BARAI BAYAAN NAHIN KAR RAHA JITNA MAIN LOGO KO KHUSH KARTA HOON SHIAB HI KOI KARTA HO ES KI WAJHA MAIN NAHIN BATA SAKTA.SO PLZ ES BAREY MAIN SOCHA JAI K HUM UN DUKHI LOGO KO KAISEY KHUSH KAR SAKTEY HAIN JO LOG JAND MINS KI KHUSHI KO BHI TARAS RAHEY HAIN PLZ MERI ES KOSHISH MAIN MERI MADAD KAREEN ES SEY WOH LOG BHI KHUSH HO JAIN GEY AUR MUJHEY PURA YAKEEN HAI K ALLAH BHI HUM PER BUHAT KHUSH HOGA.INSHA ALLAH.
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TXS SWEET GIRL.SO HERE IS AN OTHER 1 I want my $20 million Sardarji buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes to Austin to claim it and the man verifies his ticket number.
Sardarji says, "I want my $20 million."The man replied,
"No, Sir. It doesn't work that way. We give you a million today and then you'll get the rest spread out for the next 19 years."
Sardarji said, "Oh, no. I want all my money right now! I won it and I want it."
Again, the man explained that he would only get a million that day and the rest during the next 19 years.
Sardarji, furious with the man, screams out, "Look, I want my money! if you're not going to give me my $20 million right now, then I want my 1 dollar back!"
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SO HERE IS MY JOKE MULLAH NASEER-UD-DIN Once, the people of The City invited Mulla Nasruddin to deliver a khutba. When he got on the pulpit, he found the audience was not very enthusiastic, so he asked "Do you know what I am going to say?" The audience replied "NO", so he announced "I have no desire to speak to people who don't even know what I will be talking about" and he left.
The people felt embarrassed and called him back again the next day. This time when he asked the same question, the people replied "YES" So Mullah Nasruddin said, "Well, since you already know what I am going to say, I won't waste any more of your time" and he left.
Now the people were really perplexed. They decided to try one more time and once again invited the Mullah to speak the following week. Once again he asked the same question - "Do you know what I am going to say?" Now the people were prepared and so half of them answered "YES" while the other half replied "NO".
So Mullah Nasruddin said "The half who know what I am going to say, tell it to the other half" and he left!