eshajam
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~tasha~ said: nice dream jameel
may this dream comes true
hoo i didn't tell you that i am
a Dreamer..i Dream a lot
Just don't Wake me up
may this dream comes truelet me edit it for ya
This Dream Will Come True
I'll be there to guide you
Make you feel at home
I'd die just to know your happy
I'd die to keep it that way forever
I'd do anything to see you smile
I'd do anything to hold you just a little while
If I was there right now
I'd hold you tight and close
I'd show you that I cared
And tell you that I'm always there
I'd show you the stars
Point to the moon
And tell you thats ours
Your my dear friend
I'll grant you 3 wishes
What ever you wish
inshallah it will come true...
iam Just waiting thats all
eshajam
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A two seater plane has crashed in the graveyard in Punjab. Local Sardars have found 500 bodies so far and are still digging for more.
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While travelling a sardar was carrying a binocular with him.
But he never seemed to use it while looking outside the window.
A co-passenger who was travelling with him asked why he was carrying binoculars.
The sardar simply said ...
"I am on my way to see a distant relative."
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Once, two Sardars were feeling bored and decided to play a few games
of chess to pass the time.
They were doing this for some time, when two more sardar friends
dropped by. Seeing them play chess, they said -
"Come on guys, we are feeling bored too. Let us play doubles!"
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Our Sardar, one day is at the railway station. He asks one man "When will Rajdhani Express go from here"?Man Replies 12.30. "When will Punjab Express go from here"?Man Replies 10.30. "When will Deccan Queen go from here"?Man Replies 12.30. Thus the sardar goes on asking for all the trains. Now the man gets fed up and asks whether he wants to go to punjab by train or not.Sardar replies, "NO. I only want to cross the tracks!"
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Read this biography of a sardar
When God passed out looks,
I thought He said books, and I didn't want any.
When God passed out ears,
I thought He said beers, and I asked for two long ones.
When God passed out legs,
I thought He said kegs, and I asked for two fat ones.
When God passed out noses,
I thought He said roses, and I asked for a big red one.
When God passed out heads,
I thought He said beds, and I asked for a big soft one.
When God passed out brains,
I thought he said trains, and I missed mine.
eshajam
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friend_16 said:
eshajam said:
friend_16 said:
ahem yahan par already bht Dhamaka girls hein hamain aur logon ki zarorat nahi hai..
un log go sei tu mein ne already pagga le liya hein
ab ap khair manain..
kafan tu baande hein sar par
bas chandni sis ko na batai
warnaa
ahaam ahaam..mein nahi darta
Kedar hein Dhamaka girls..
hehehe
sab offline hein..