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Topic: dancing dog (vedio)

irsa

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i have't check it yet!
Posted 05 Jul 2005

Topic: funny ghazal

irsa

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oh wow!
is that a real love

paki_fan said:

                  Aisa bhi nahin hai ke
                 I don't like your face.
                 Par dil ke storage mein
                 no more disk space...

                 Ghar se jab tum nikali
                 pehen ke reshmi gown.
                 Jaane kitne dilon ka
                 ho gaya server down...

                 Jabse meri zindagi mein,
                 aayi hai ik female.
                 Bhool gaya hai sab kuchh
                 kya mailbox, kya e-mail...

                 Dil se ek ishq ki
                 application create kar raha hoon.
                 Pyaar se debug karna
                 mein wait kar raha hoon...

                 Tumhaare intezaar mein
                 neend aayee so gaya.
                 Yeh dekho mera connection
                 time out ho gaya...

                 Kal jab miley thhey
                 to dil mein hua ek sound.
                 Aur aaj mile to kehte hain
                 your file not found!

                 Jo muddat se hota aaya hai,
                 woh repeat kar doonga...
                 Tu naa mili to apni zindagi
                 ctrl+alt+delete kar doonga...

Posted 05 Jul 2005

Topic: shar jokes with me

irsa

Age: 124
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Photographing a new puppy isn't as easy as it may first sound...

Remove film from box and load camera.

Remove film box from puppy's mouth and throw in trash.

Remove puppy from trash and brush coffee grounds from muzzle.

Choose a suitable background for photo.

Mount camera on tripod and focus.

Find puppy and take dirty sock from mouth.

Place puppy in pre-focused spot and return to camera.

Forget about spot and crawl after puppy on knees.

Focus with one hand and fend off puppy with other hand.

Get tissue and clean nose print from lens.

Take flash cube from puppy's mouth and throw in trash.

Put cat outside and put peroxide on the scratch on puppy's nose.

Put magazines back on coffee table.

Try to get puppy's attention by squeaking toy over your head.

Replace your glasses and check camera for damage.

Jump up in time to grab puppy by scruff of neck and say, "No, outside! No, outside!"

Call spouse to clean up mess.

Fix a drink.

Sit back in Lazy Boy with drink and resolve to teach puppy "sit" and "stay" the first thing in the morning.
Posted 05 Jul 2005

Topic: Animated Pics

irsa

Age: 124
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wowwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
Posted 05 Jul 2005

Topic: MR INTERNATIONAL 2005

irsa

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i mean there is nothing well in my life!
ONLYARBAB said:

kiya matlab

Posted 05 Jul 2005

Topic: Why do I fail exams

irsa

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heart_heaker:
try to understand his feelings
Posted 05 Jul 2005

Topic: Animated Pics

irsa

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how it is?
Posted 05 Jul 2005

Topic: porsche vs motorbike vs jet

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Posted 05 Jul 2005

Topic: porsche vs motorbike vs jet

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sorry
Posted 05 Jul 2005

Topic: porsche vs motorbike vs jet

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D:\Documents and Settings\Administrator\My Documents\My
Posted 05 Jul 2005

Topic: viper vs f-16

irsa

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how would it work then?
Posted 05 Jul 2005

Topic: MR INTERNATIONAL 2005

irsa

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nothing veery well!
Posted 05 Jul 2005

Topic: your the man

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oh ya
Posted 05 Jul 2005

Topic: GOOGLE

irsa

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what are you talking about?
i did't understood that!

SohniKuddi said:

I DNT KNOW WHERE I SHOULD POST THIS SO I'LL JUST POST IT HERE.

WELL, M NOT SURE WHETHER U;VE TRIED THIS. IF YOU GO TO GOOGLE YOU CAN ENTER SOMETHING IN THE SEARCH BOX AND SELECT "I'M FEELING LUCKY" N U CAN GET SOME STRANGE RESULTS...

FOR INSTANCE, IN YOUR BROWSER ENTER THE GOOGLE ADDRESS, WHEN LOADED IN THE SEARCH BOX TYPE IN: GEORGE W BUSH @ HOTMAIL.

THEN CLICK ON I'M FEELING LUCKY (U CAN ALSO SELECT THE FIRST RESULT IT'S THE SAME)

YOU WILL THEN BE DIRECTED TO GEORGE W BUSH' INBOX LOLZZZZ, N HE GETS SOME STRANGE EMAILS.

Posted 05 Jul 2005

Topic: your the man

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Posted 05 Jul 2005

Topic: MR INTERNATIONAL 2005

irsa

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???
Posted 05 Jul 2005

Topic: Why do I fail exams

irsa

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what a good boxing!


paki_fan said:

Posted 05 Jul 2005

Topic: Why do I fail exams

irsa

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what a good boxing!


paki_fan said:

Posted 05 Jul 2005

Topic: Why do I fail exams

irsa

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that would happen too!
but if we will work hard we wont lose anything,anything at all!

paki_fan said:

Why do I fail exams?

It's not my fault that I fail,

Because the year only has 365 days.

Typical academic year for a student.

1. Sundays - 52 Sundays in a year, which are rest days. Balance 313 days.

2. Summer holidays - 50 where weather is very hot and difficult to study.

Balance 263 days.

3. 8 hours daily sleep - Means 122 days. Balance 141 days.

4. 1 hour for daily playing (good for health) - Means 15 days. Balance 126
days.

5. Two hours daily for food & other delicacies (chew properly & eat) - Means
30 days. Balance 96 days.

6. 1 hour for talking (man is a social animal) - Means 15 days . Balance 81
days.

7. Exam days per year at least 35 days. Balance 46 days.

8. Quarterly, Half yearly and festival holidays - 40 days. Balance 6 days.

9. For sickness at least 3 days. Balance 3 days.

10. Movies and functions at least 2 days. Balance 1 day.

**** That 1 day is my birthday. ****

Tell me, how can I ever pass??

Posted 05 Jul 2005

Topic: Animated Pics

irsa

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w/s
we are fine "how about you"?
but i dont have any animated pictures so i will have to find those but i dont have enough time for that sorry about that!
ONLYARBAB said:

Salam friends how r u
hope u all r fine
if anybody have some animated pics plz post here
thanks a lot
bye
salam

Posted 05 Jul 2005

Topic: Animated Pics

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w/salam

ONLYARBAB said:

salam to all

Posted 05 Jul 2005

Topic: MR INTERNATIONAL 2005

irsa

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by the way who ran away
Posted 05 Jul 2005

Topic: MR INTERNATIONAL 2005

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very good keep going!
Posted 05 Jul 2005

Topic: Are you affected?

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i mean it's at your signature
Posted 04 Jul 2005

Topic: why

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ok then tell me that joke too!


Bazigaar said:

yeah i just got a joke which someone told me last monday

Posted 04 Jul 2005

Topic: why

irsa

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why what happend did you got any joke
Posted 03 Jul 2005

Topic: why

irsa

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hey you dont have to quarel with anybody in here
it's not good by the way you should apologize for that!


s3am5 said:

shutt up

Posted 03 Jul 2005

Topic: * 9 gazza peer *

irsa

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but that's ok you have to share your topics with me it's good that i can learn to!
ya i am wonder too!
ujala hira said:

sorry mein topic se hat gai per mera buhat dil ker raha tha k mein ye baat share karon kionk mein khud heran hon voh kabar dekh ker

Posted 03 Jul 2005

Topic: Are you affected?

irsa

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it's at your signatures
Posted 03 Jul 2005

Topic: why

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oh ya that's a good idea too!
i will!
Posted 03 Jul 2005
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