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Topic: offffff yay larkiya

joker

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heeheheheh achiii tara wo na one year phaly us ko hi kii thii pne year baad milii main bhool gia tha wo boli tum wohi hoo na jis nain hi kii thii mujy
to socha pooch hi loon kia kahtiii hain larkiyan jo itnii achiii yadasht hoti haii
Dua_786 said:

kiyon kis na aap ko kia kaha diya.. aur kiyon yeh aap janta hoga...

Posted 08 Jul 2005

Topic: Desi Duniya

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An MBA and an Engineer go on a camping trip, set up their tent, and fall
Asleep in the tent. Some hours later, the Engineer wakes his MBA friend.

"Look up at the sky and tell me what you see?"

The MBA replies, "I see millions of stars."

The Engineer asks "What does that tell you?"


The MBA ponders for a minute:


"Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of
galaxies and potentially billions of planets.

Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears
to be approximately a quarter past three.

Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small
and insignificant.

Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.

What does it tell you?"

The Engineer friend is silent for a moment, and then speaks.


"Practically...Someone has stolen our tent".
Posted 07 Jul 2005

Topic: Naraaz

joker

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kamal ay ga to app ka kiya faida

Har koi pyar ke liye tarapta hai,
Har koi pyar ke liye rota hai,
mere pyar ko galat mat samajna,
pyar to dosti mein bhi hota hai.

Posted 06 Jul 2005

Topic: Naraaz

joker

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What is sweet but not Honey?
Precious but not Money,
Bright but not Sunshine,
Improves with time but not Wine?
It’s...Apni Yaari!

Posted 06 Jul 2005

Topic: +_+ Question"{>?"

joker

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hmmm
acha howa kuch samjh aya and kuch samjhaya...
but sach bohaat karwa hota haii like us
Posted 06 Jul 2005

Topic: R u RoMaNtIc---> :D

joker

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Har koi pyar ke liye tarapta hai,
Har koi pyar ke liye rota hai,
mere pyar ko galat mat samajna,
pyar to dosti mein bhi hota hai

yay yahan kay 2 imp peoples kay leay
Posted 06 Jul 2005

Topic: PaKi LaNd--->V-DaY?

joker

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The Golden words are "Don't cry in Love"
Because for whom u r crying does not deserve your tears
And the person who deserves it will never let u cry!

Posted 06 Jul 2005

Topic: PARI’s Cold & Fun Corner

joker

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True friends are those
Who Care without hesitation,
Remember without Limitation,
Forgive without any Explanation,
And Love even with little Communication!
Posted 06 Jul 2005

Topic: shar jokes with me

joker

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Woh gori hai uski zulfe hain kali,
Wo Pari hai ya Pariyo ki Rani,
Uski har baat hai nirali,
Par kya karu yaaro WO larki Kisi aur ne pata li
Posted 06 Jul 2005

Topic: shar jokes with me

joker

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Hum dua karte hain Khuda se,
Ki WO aap jaisa dost aur Na banaye...,
Ek Cartoon jaisi cheez hai humare paas,
Kahin WO bhi common Na ho jaye!
Posted 06 Jul 2005

Topic: shar jokes with me

joker

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Today, tomorrow and yesterday there will be
One heart that would always beat for you
You know whose?
Your Own Stupid!
Posted 06 Jul 2005

Topic: shar jokes with me

joker

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Khuda ne jab tumhe banaya hoga,
Confusion ka moment aaya hoga,
Kabhi Monkey to kabhi Donkey banana chaha hoga,
End mein dono ka mixture passand aaya hoga!
Posted 06 Jul 2005

Topic: Why do I fail exams

joker

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i am trying to feel it but i cant bcz i hate to fail in any thing thats why i am asking what is this
Posted 06 Jul 2005

Topic: -@-Kasii^_^nain+^+^ humain???

joker

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kash kia howa
kiya zayda sach bol gia
its ook fragi welcome back....
and thx sall
kasii say koyii gila nahii haii

wasay app sub kasay hain

app kay wo kasii/kasay hain
Posted 06 Jul 2005

Topic: ~~Chandani’s SMS counter~~

joker

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salam
how are you all


pata nahii may be busy hoo un kay sath
Posted 06 Jul 2005

Topic: Naraaz

joker

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larki ho gi haan na
ya larka
ya insan
but kon naraz haii
Posted 05 Jul 2005

Topic: *&*WhErE is Asian

joker

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ahan its ook khan
and i think wo papers daynain kay baad lambii holidays per chali gyeen hain
Posted 05 Jul 2005

Topic: Naraaz

joker

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kia howa buddy any prob kon haii naraz
Posted 05 Jul 2005

Topic: Why do I fail exams

joker

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whats this
paki_fan said:

Why do I fail exams?

It's not my fault that I fail,

Because the year only has 365 days.

Typical academic year for a student.

1. Sundays - 52 Sundays in a year, which are rest days. Balance 313 days.

2. Summer holidays - 50 where weather is very hot and difficult to study.

Balance 263 days.

3. 8 hours daily sleep - Means 122 days. Balance 141 days.

4. 1 hour for daily playing (good for health) - Means 15 days. Balance 126
days.

5. Two hours daily for food & other delicacies (chew properly & eat) - Means
30 days. Balance 96 days.

6. 1 hour for talking (man is a social animal) - Means 15 days . Balance 81
days.

7. Exam days per year at least 35 days. Balance 46 days.

8. Quarterly, Half yearly and festival holidays - 40 days. Balance 6 days.

9. For sickness at least 3 days. Balance 3 days.

10. Movies and functions at least 2 days. Balance 1 day.

**** That 1 day is my birthday. ****

Tell me, how can I ever pass??

Posted 05 Jul 2005

Topic: ~~Chandani’s SMS counter~~

joker

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muj say lay loo main bohaat tang hoon
Posted 30 Jun 2005

Topic: Enough is Enough

joker

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bazi wohi kaha ho kahna tha
and kon izzat nahii kerta haan i think app ko jitnii izzat jupitar and baki mem nain dii thii bhool gy
and ajj bi app ki utnii hi izzat haii
ook
tc
main ja raha hoon
as u wish
Posted 30 Jun 2005

Topic: SOFFI...BRING...COFFEE

joker

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haan kuch asa hi haii
to razi hain app pari taj mahal kay leay
jawab nahii diya
Posted 30 Jun 2005

Topic: kashmiri beauty is here!

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app nain bataya bii nahii aur hum nain topic bi bana diya haii
Posted 30 Jun 2005

Topic: ^%^Get Well Soon^_^

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thx pass rukhoo aur bi bohaat larkiyo kay hain un ko bi wapas ker raha hoon
bus theek ho jayoo
kash_beauty said:

thanx HH

Posted 30 Jun 2005

Topic: calling other member names?

joker

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ahaan bazi i think kasii ka naam layna chahy wo MOD HO YA KUD ADMIN koyii galat baat nahiii
and asa koyii rule nahii hona cheay jis main kasii kay naam laynain per us ko roka jay...
haan ager kasii ko bura lagta haii to theek haii mat layain us ka naam
sall bazi nain app ko nahii kaha...unno nain just rules and naam laynain kii baat ki haii
Posted 30 Jun 2005

Topic: calling other member names?

joker

Age: 124
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ahaan bazi i think kasii ka naam layna chahy wo MOD HO YA KUD ADMIN koyii galat baat nahiii
and asa koyii rule nahii hona cheay jis main kasii kay naam laynain per us ko roka jay...
haan ager kasii ko bura lagta haii to theek haii mat layain us ka naam
Posted 30 Jun 2005

Topic: PARI’s Cold & Fun Corner

joker

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bus aur kuch nahii haii kiya
Posted 30 Jun 2005

Topic: Free Punjaban

joker

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app queen haii
and yea where is she?
Posted 30 Jun 2005

Topic: yeh kya ??

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kahan hain amaan kahan hoooo
Posted 30 Jun 2005

Topic: Hum Tum

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salam
how are you all sweeto`s
Posted 29 Jun 2005
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