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Shazia: "tum abhi tak zinda ho??" Laila : "kyun kia hua?" Shazia: "kul tumhari ammi meri ammi se keh rahi thein keh mujhey Scissor de do mujhey Laila ka gala kaatna hai"
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Ek aadmi bohat deer se ek dukaan ki taraf ghoorey ja raha tha. dukandarr se raha na gaya aur pooch bheta "" AKKHIR TUM CHAHTEY KIA HO"" es aadmi nein jawab diya "MOQA"
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Sunzzz said:
paki_fan said:
13mera7 said:
hello aik baat hai boht important kon lerkii iska jawaab day saktee hai ...baat yeh hai kay kia jo muj say baat kertee hai wo kia sirf muj say baat kertee hai??
yaar kisi se baat kerna kisi ka malik ban jana nahin hota
bilkul sahee kaha aapne paki_fan but kuch logon ki akal mein baat ghustee nahi
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""mere chacha nein ek bohat ajeeb-o-gharib machine ijaad ki hai.. es machine ki ek khoobi hai keh es mein ek rupee dhalo to ek biwi nikalti hai"" Amjed nein kaha..
"yeh bilkul fazool machine ijaad ki hai tumhare chacha nein.." yousuf nein kaha
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shadi se pehle larki apne devar (husband's bro) se kehti hai- ""mujhey apney bhai jan ke sar ka ek baal la do.. mein tumhein 5 rupees doon gi" ""bhabi aap mujhey 10 Rupees dein mein aap ko bhai jan ki puri wig la deta hoon"devar bola..