hmmm yah   achi bate hay na

lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

so   wish u good liuck for EID SWEET FRIND

tumhay   saza millly gye zarror millay gye

oh my GOD   yah kam bhi karty ho opp tt bhiya

kaisy lag rahy hoon may   kahiyee kiya khiyal hay

abb kahna   jaoo gay

Bazigaar said:

JB Ki Rani said:

hal kaisa hay janab ka

if u r asking me then mujhay flu hae

vikes   ki   goli lo   khich khich dore karooooo

may to so rahy hoon abhi

raja bolo na abbbbbbb

abbb   itny piyo   gay to bad may rowo gay hi na


bola   tha   ziyada   ; na   piuooooooo

heart__hacker said:

nice Rani

   rani to hya hi nice

hal kaisa   hay janab ka

hi   queen kiya hall hay   yah   dermiyan may koi wrong line lag gayt hay shayeed

ary yah   to   chit  &nb sp;chat choro yare akk mashwra diya hay
or tum log pagel hi ho gay hooooo

yah    bachay    (sm ily) ki jan lay ga

mokabla shoro   abb dekho pahl;y kon othta hya

King of jb said:

hay Nani tum bar bar uncle ko kuyn yaad ker rahi hoon

or nha to kiya appp ko yade karro kitny khosh fahmy hay janab ko lolzzzzzzz

Laughing Gas...!!!





One man read a board 'likhane wala briliant, padhane wala idiot.."
Man becomes engry, he rub board and writes,
"padhane wala briliant, likhnewala idiot...."




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Wife : Agar Mai mar jaun to tum kya karoge ?
Husband : Shayad mai mar jaunga.
Wife : kyon ?
Husband : Kabhi Kabhi zyada Khushi janleva hoti hai. ;-))



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Two Sardars were walking together...

Pehla: Oye marr gaye. Meri biwi aur meri premika ek saath aa rahi hain..

Dusra: Oye main bhi yahi bolne wala tha....





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Sardar at an art gallery "I suppose this horrible looking thing is
what you call a modern Art?"

Art Dealer "I beg your pardon sir. Thats a mirror!"




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A Sardar enters shop & shouts, "Where's my free gift with this oil?"

Shopkeeper: "ISke Saath koi gift nahin hai bhaisaab"

Sard : "Oye ispe likha hai CHOLESTROL FREE "




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Sardar on cycle hit lady accidently.
The lady said, " break nahi mar sakta tha kya?"
Sardarji replied "break ka kya hai, poori cycle to mar di....."




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Sardarji zebra crossing ke black & white patte par bar bar idhar-udhar
chalte the, woh kya soch rahe honge.... think.............
"SALA YE PIANO BAJTA KYO NAHI HAI"




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Sardar:Aap kitna padhe ho?
Friend: B.A.
Sardar: kamal karte ho yaar sirf do word padhe aur woh bhi ulte.

I am a Muslim woman
by Jenn Zaghloul

I am a Muslim woman
Feel free to ask me why
When I walk, I walk with dignity
When I speak, I do not lie

I am a Muslim woman
Not all of me you'll see
But what you should appreciate
Is that the choice I make is free

I'm not plagued with depression
I'm neither cheated nor abused
I don't envy other women
And I'm certainly not confused


Note, I speak perfect English
Et un petit peu de Francais aussi
I'm majoring in Linguistics
So you need not speak slowly

I run my own small business
Every cent I earn is mine
I drive my Chevy to school & work
And no, that's not a crime!

You often stare as I walk by
You don't understand my veil
But peace and power I have found
As I am equal to any male!

I am a Muslim woman
So please don't pity me
For God has guided me to truth
And now I'm finally free!

(c)1999 Jenn Zaghloul





Tell me not, in mournful numbers,
Life is but an empty dream!
For the soul is dead that slumbers,
And things are not what they seem.
Life is real! Life is earnest!
And the grave is not its goal;
Dust thou art; to dust returnest,
Was not spoken of the soul.